Special poetry slam
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Special Poetry Slam is a program in which "special" people recite improv poetry. The results are of course extremely lulzy, and no article would be able to accurately discribe the videos. Rather the videos speak for themselves. Viewing these videos obviously provides much lulz at the expense of the retards, which makes those who care for retards cry about how they shouldn't be abused for being fucked up in the first place, but then why did they take the time to set up, film, and believe that the internet would be tolerant enough to not make fun of them? Obviously, whoever's in charge did it for the lulz.
Notice how in some of the videos, there is a goth. This shows how non-conformist they are. The only fuckable one is named CiCi who is a randy fire crotch who tries to make the best of situation she's in, but those community service hours are part of her probation.
- NOTE* if you play all these videos at once, you will actually hear what goes on in their head 24 hours a day.
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[edit] Intro
"My name is William, and I like fingernail polish."
"My name is Travis, I like beer, it's good for you."
[edit] Life In Drag
"My name is William, and I like to wear dresses."
[edit] Bears
"Bears are very powerful. Me too."
Notice how this is the only one with subtitles, while the other tards who are less coherent don't have them. Obviously, everyone hates this poor furry retard.
[edit] Ice-Skating
"When you have a carpet to ride on you can't move around very much."
[edit] Elvis
"Elvis Talking box, don't push the button."
[edit] Princess Layla
"I would have my own benz."
[edit] Werewolf
Proof that all furfags are retards. "I...like...to make...werewolf MOVIES!!!"
[edit] Missing Video
There is a rumor that there is another piece of lulzy video floating around the net where they go on stage with a wig and recreate the balcony scene from romeo and juliet
CHROMOSOME...CHROMOSOME...WHERE FOR ART THOU CHROMOSOME
[edit] Gallery
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