SpencerDragon

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

This is Spencer IRL.

This is the offending image. Apparently he is LOL 100% PRED ONLY!!!!11!one

SpencerDragon is a vore-loving furry and a self proclaimed eunuch. Because he is a eunuch, he refuses to participate in yiffing, and thinks it's disgusting. But of course, swallowing someone whole and expanding to the size of a sperm whale is perfectly normal, and not fucked up and illogical whatsoever. Like the D&Ders of years past, Spencer obsesses over every goddamn detail of his character, claiming that he really is 'SpencerDragon', with a profile description spanning longer than the Declaration of Independence.

For additional lulz, note that Spencer absolutly LOVES pissing other people off by trying to eat them, even if they are also 100%%%%55 PRED!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111ONEone, not into vore, or best of all, not even a furfag.

[edit] Teh Dramas

Last Thursday, someone commissioned a furfag by the name of Nemo Hana, to draw Spencer being swallowed whole. Unbeknownst to Nemo, this violated Spencer's furry beliefs, because Spencer is "100% PRED!!!". This caused a whole fuckload of furry drama, and a war broke out on the original comment page. One of the noteable fucktards is Lucca Manadragon, who even after countless attempts to explain to her that Internet =/= srs bsns, still fought for the good and honor that is eating people.

After said picture was posted, Spencer decided to post a journal explaining his dislike for the picture and that people should band together to make sure this picture 'ceases to exists'. Eventually, Spencer decided to ignore everyone who thought the picture was lulz, and went off to go hide in his hugbox. Lulzologists claim that it shouldn't be that hard to provoke him again, and it's encouraged that you extract more lulz out of him however necessary.

Severely butthurt over the picture (or at least, he would be butthurt if he had an anus — no, he doesn't have one of those either, and yet he somehow lives...), one of Spencer's crew went and whined about it on the FA forums (as seen here). Because the FA admins are uptight failures (noteably, Wolfblade), the picture and the comments were taken down. Fortunately, it was preserved in all its glory, right here. As you can see, much lulz ensued.

It was eventually revealed that a Furfag by the name of Gar-Yulong commissioned the pic, and he has been banhammered by the FA admins, because they're infected with a severe case of Anti-lulz. Eventually Nemo came back online and posted a journal, wondering what the fuck was going on. As usual, more dramaz ensued. You can read it here.