Spin

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

The term spin may refer to one or more of the following:

• In classical physics, spinning is the action of an object rotating around its own axis.

• In qantum physics, spin is a property of all particles, which do not rotate, have no axes, and may in fact be waves. This is proof that modern physicists are retarded.

• In politics, spin is the act of trying to convince people that what looks like one thing is in fact something completely different.

• In internets slang, spinning is the act of getting the spin on meat.

• In mortuary science, spinning is what many famous dead white European males (DWEMs) are doing thanks to their entries in Encyclopaedia Dramatica.