SpleeNfat's Guide to Successful Trolling
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Disclaimer:
We at Encyclopedia Dramatica do not endorse any of SpleeNfag's methods or beliefs - people who succumb to troll's remorse or attempt trolling TheAmazingAtheist are far better than a butthurt child who thinks he is defeating trolls by trolling them.
As a self-proclaimed leet troll SpleeNfag knows all there is to know about ruining the lives of people on Deviantart. His methods include hiding behind private e-mails in the hopes that the rest of the internet population will not see what an idiot he is, using witty retorts such as LOL FURFAG (despite the fact that he is a furry himself) and having his IP address availible for all to see. Take a page out of Azad's book and see how to suceed at ruining the internet.
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[edit] With Biggamerjh1
Their journal hasn't yet been baleeted.
Azad: Thanks for banning me from Dev art! It really slowed me down. But now, I am better than ever before. You just unlocked the beast within.
Big: Is this the best you have? Really you are a joke, and your new Dev art account is an even bigger joke
Azad: The only joke is you who can't even draw. It's you draw like a five year old finger painting with shit.
Big: but I don't even draw anything... I mean I used MS Paint to do a mockery of someone once and then the joke age progression.... come back to dev art... and get banned again, make another shit wiki, it wont last a month... here is the thing, someone makes a troll account of me and a dozen people go to mock them because they like me, someone makes fun of you and everyone laughs... I win
Azad: you lose. horribly. Oh and your IP address is 205.188.157.38
Big: no it isn't
Azad: Dont be in denial. :D
Big: right now you have crossed the line into threatening me and I could report you to interpool, mentioning what you feel my IP is could be considered threatening to hack me... kindly piss off kid
Azad: then stop replying to me.
Big: I have a compulsion to reply to me whenever I have an email, I reply to spam... u could stop to you know... oh and are you [1]
Azad: GASP!!! HOW DOD YOU KNOW?!?!? :D
Big: well thank you for giving me that... but get on the page and give me something to laugh at
Azad: *Facepalm* wow... you know that I'm being sarcastic . . . And you're stupid enough to give out your phone number! :D and you know I am happy that it was made, I earned it
Big: call the number then... it isn't my number... but if you really want mine here it is... 520 219 9862
Azad: lol, I might post your number on ED or 4chan! :D
Big: oh please go ahead... if that was my real number would I give it to you? you know this email convo is gonna be on ED right?
Azad: lol, expect a lot of prank calls! :D
Big: 4chan is not your personal army... but go ahead and call me dick cheese
Azad: lol, is the troll mad? Anyway, it's "cheese dick" not "dick cheese."
[edit] With Angel-of-Lulz
Their journal is also still up and running on DevianTart.
Angel: Nice try towel-head, "scramble you IP address"? We're not intrested in you, although you might get some interesting stuff in the post.
Also, we've noticed you've abandoned you newest DA account. Don't tell me the trolls and EDiots finally got to you?
Azad: Nope, I was saying to myself, "I could have been playing video games or something." ED is a big waste of time.
Angel: Aww, you've abandoned your fight against ED? What a shame, we were enjoying it ever so much. Ah well, it only took - what? A few months to realise what a royal fucktard you are. . . . Such a pity you do not take your own advice. If you had continued lurking around ED and seen it for what it is - a satire site - you would not have made such a complete tit out of yourself. But still, it's nice to see you've finally stopped pretending to be a troll and member of anon. You were given them (so to speak) a bad name.
Azad: It is a real pity that a retarded site such as ED exists. This shows how retarded people are. You dont educate yourself. you rely on bullshit to learn something. I'm 16, a straight A student, a party animal, and a hard worker. I don't dwell in dark basements, worshipping a bullshit wiki that rejects go on. I know this is a little complex for your small brain to handle. Let me break it down to three words. GET A LIFE. It's fun having one.
Angel: SpleeNy, that's a lie. If you really did have a life, you would never have tried to 'battle' with ED and even make your own little wiki. Indeed right now you are showing that you have no life. You insist on replying to my e-mails. Of course you will probably not reply to this one, just to show how you really DON'T care about EDiots, amirite? . . . Also, it seems as though the trolls have won. You've finally run away from DA. Pity, we liekd yew.
Azad: I'm like a bad case of herpes. I will never go away, I infect other people, and you need to learn to live with me! :D
Angel: You're far more irritating than herpes. Besides the EDiots will be happy to know that have someone new to practise on. BTW if you really want to prove that you're never going to give up - go back to DA. They'll be pleased to see you.
Azad: I am back.
Angel: Your account (biggayerjh1) says you have been offline for over 3 days. You are an awful, awful liar SpleeNy
Azad: Thanks for the compliment! :D Just like all trolls do!
Angel: It seems as though, fearful of being humiliated (even more), you are limiting your 'war against EDiots' to e-mails, since you are too much of a pussy to go back to DA. Just as well we have screencaps. . . . What's up with the DA accounts? Are you just going to make troll accounts then runaway like the pussy you are? After your DA rally and AntiED wiki have failed, is THIS really all you are capable of? Surely you can do better than that. C'mon - have some fun with us.
Azad: These are not my accounts. I have followers that do my bidding.
Angel: You make up the most pathetic bullshit I've ever heard. Your "followers" on AntiED were EDiots in hiding. The rest have abandoned you. If they really are your followers then prove it.
Azad: I cant even log in to these accounts. I don't even know they exist.
Angel: Your lies are getting worse and worse - first you say you're like a bad case of herpes: You'll never go away. Then you say these accounts aren't yours, they're made by your fans. Now you're saying you didn't realise these accounts even existed.
BTW I've posted these e-mails on my DA account. If the biggayerjh1 and T-elos789sux accounts aren't yours and you did not even know about them, then you cannot report anyone.
[edit] With MudkipsPlz
Muddy: LOL you're having wonderful weather. You lucky sod. I <3 google maps
Azad: you can only see the hole in your ass.
Muddy: And up there I can see things far more intelligent than you.
Azad: Prove it.
Muddy: Wait wait wait . . . did you just ask me to prove that my shit - literally, my shit - is smarter than you? Azad, I think you've just done it for me. :P
Azad: lol you need to get a brain. (no, shoving shit in your head dosen't count)
Muddy: Silly SpleeNy - I need a brain yet you have been replying to my e-mails while claiming to be done with trolls. If you yourself want a brain I would be happy to feed you my shit.
Azad: Yeah, you cover your shit in ice cream sprinkles. :D
Muddy: I try to make it easier for you to swallow.
Azad: and you keep puking on a pile of shit. Get out of your basement and get some fresh air.
Muddy: Speaking of getting out of basements, I'm wondering - are you going to simply keep e-mailing the people who annoyed you? I mean since you have attracted a fair amount of attention, anything public (like resurecting your wiki) is bound to be swamped by trolls. So is this it? You've been reduced you squabbling via e-mails? No moar big plans?
Azad: lol, blow it out your ass,
Muddy: It's shit. It's suppose to be blown out my ass. Having a convo with you is like wandering into the twilight zone.
Azad: Yeah, because I don't speak the language of retards! :D
Muddy: Evidently not. It's too high-brow for you.
Azad: You picked on more people than your friends.
Muddy: And?C'mon SpleeNy, are you really telling me you're never going to try an thwart anon and other trolls ever again? I'm disappointed in you. :(Incidently why are you replying to my e-mails twice? We're already having a nice squabble
Azad: Teach me how to talk like an idiot. I'm curious. :D
Muddy: It would be an upgrade. But sorry, it would go over your head. :( BTW SpleeNy does your mother know what you're doing on the intarwebs? I'm not trying to insult her I'm just wondering - does she know about any of this?
Azad: Anyway, my dad is a policeman. He tracks cyber predators. I think he will track you too. ;)
Muddy: That's another lie. :P Chances are your father would have prefered it if your mother had swallowed you.
[edit] Version 2
Muddy: BTW what's with that "dick cheese" comment? Does it go with your assburgers?
Azad: It goes with your autism.
Muddy: Aw dude, you can't even think up your own insults. For shame :(I can see why you're avoiding DA. Although having arguemnts via e-mail isn't helping much as they are just pasted onto the journals.
Azad: LOL you're a retard.
Muddy: Is that the best insult you can come up with? After everything, that is the best you can think of? I've heard wittier insults from kids in 4th Grade
Azad: And the kids in 4th grade are smarter than you.
Muddy: Speaking of having a 4th grade education . . .If Black Osama (Barack Obama to you sand nigger) does win, and it does turn out he's a muslim terrorist - will you be planning anything big SpleeNfag? Bombing trolls perhaps? I know you're both in the Jihad club.
Azad: obama won anyway. Aww, don't cry.
Muddy: Ah, so you WILL be trying those new flying lessons? Perhaps in heaven you will finally get to lose your virginity. :)Of course that assumes your religion is worth anything. :P
Azad: Stop masturbating to hitler. He's dead. If I could ressurect him, I will have a jew kick his ass,
Muddy: You're doing it wrong. If you were a TRUE muslim you would be praising him.
Azad: lol, stop photoshopping shit. You are really bad at it.
Muddy: Nope, that was a genuine pic. Here's the google link: Muslims lurve Hitler
Azad: still photoshopped. Idiot.
Muddy: So you're telling me all these sites:
Are all shopped?
[edit] Trolling DevianTart
Here once again is a screencap of a page by newfag wannabe Angel-of-Lulz. Although the deviantion itself recieved very few comments, it should be remembered that it takes little to no effort to humiliate SpleeNfat:
