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Spore

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Spore is a series of games from the creators of The Sims that has been released. It consists of a scaled-down iPhone version, the game itself, and a standalone version of the Creature Creator - a utility that lets you custom design creatures with which you can inhabit your world. Spore lets you play god and harness the power of the universe from the comfort of your basement. The game was released in Europe and other continents several days before the USA version was released on the seventh of September.

Reaction from the public about Spore creator Will Wright for making the game.

1 Creature Creator
2 The Game
3 Phases
4 Spore Drama
5 Gallery
6 External Links
- 6.1 YouTubes
- 6.2 DICKS EVERYWHERE
7 See Also

[edit] Creature Creator

The Creature Creator, available for download at http://www.spore.com/trial, is a completely free form creature sandbox in which you combine and customize components to create the creature of your dreams. The Spore website is filled with detailed and unique creatures, including a train and a chair. Wow! /b/'s first reaction, upon seeing what the boring parts of the web were up to, was to create walking penis creatures, floating penis creatures, flying penis creatures, penis creatures that slither around like snakes, normal animals covered in penises, and every one of the 150 original Pokemon.

[edit] The Game

One of the most heavily advertised features of Spore is that other players' creatures will automatically be downloaded to your world and interact with your creations. At first, it was feared the Spore universe would be so heavily saturated with various dong-themed monsters that not a single player will be able to rule his universe without encountering some form of living cock. Unfortunately for the /b/tards at 4chan, EA has made it so that any account that uploads a porn beast will suffer butthurt.

Disaster averted. Mission accomplished.

And lest we forget...

That's right. A Goatse alien. It's like all your nightmares rolled into one.

[edit] Phases

Spore has 5 different phases the player must play through, Cell Phase, The Creature Phase, The Tribal Phase, The Civilization Phase, and The Space Phase. There is also a secret ending if you get to the center of the galaxy.

[edit] Spore Drama

Some argue that Will Wright fucked over fans by hyping up a game with a complex play style that would be revolutionary and then dumbing it down and serving a pile of utter shit. This was done so that anyone can play Spore, because now days games are no longer aimed at gamers

[edit] The Grox

Protips For The Grox:

If you start near the center, YOU FUCKING LOSE. NO EXCEPTIONS.
When told to go meet the Grox, don't or else spend the next 20 hours defending against them.
You need atleast 100 planet busters to even attempt to phase them.
Bring allies, they wont help you in battle, but will distract the Grox till they die in 10 seconds.
If your species of dong-faced mudkips beats the Grox, you have won the game.
If your a pussy you could ally the Grox.

But most of all never try to fight them. They have over 9000 colonies (Not a meme in this case), you cannot fuck their shit up. The most important thing in Spore is to remember the game hates you. It will tell you to go meet the Grox, and then you will spend 50 hours defending them every 5 minutes, because a good game tells you to fuck yourself over.

[edit] AntiSpore

We all knew it had to happen, someone decided to make a site declaring that Spore was an attack on the Christian religion and that the game at times was too graphic for children. (LOLOLOL Posting Alien Porn drives off the kiddies.) The site is extremely reliable and contains actiony, amazing, mind boggling news such as. E.A. Stock Is Down and Will Wright is an evil super Nazi who is the direct decent of Hitler himself. (To see more of the breaking action news head over to WWW.Antispore.com) All note - creator of this site needs to be raped.

EDIT - Site is an example of Poe's Law (If there is no obvious use of sarcasm, it is impossible to discern the difference between ACTUAL Fundamentalist propaganda and someone imitating it). Proof: see last few lines of the last post.

Aren't hoaxes fun when everyone believes them

[edit] Spore DRM

Spore uses a new type of Securom 7 Digital Rights Management. In layman's terms this means that the game will install a program on your computer that gathers your personal information and sends it off to EA, disables your CD/DVD burning software, gives itself admin privileges over your PC and limits your game installs to 3. Naturally, this has caused a controversy in the gaming community. Before someone could make a witty allusion to the Team Fortress 2 spy, at least 100 threads have appeared all over the tubes where people express their dissatisfaction with this state of affairs. One of the biggest threads on this issue can be found here, a Q & A thread on the official Spore forums which has slightly more Q's than A's. This thread is full of critical posts made by internet-based gaming enthusiasts and confused pre-pubescent young men.

[edit] Gallery

Gallery

I herd u liek Spore	Slowpoke	Pedobear	Zerg
WoW	The dumbest fucking thing to ever live is back! And this time you can see it eaten by a giant dick!	Hawt	DO NOT WANT

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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD	Goatse	Jew	Jar Jar Binks
Stormtrooper	Yoda	Gordan Freeman	Portal turret
Mario	Big Daddy	Pikachu	Charizard
Dugtrio	Pinsir	Venusaur	Strawbeary, get it? It's a pun!
Pokéémaaaan!

Spore Gameplay

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