Stabbington

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Ghettofinger's ED IRC bot named after Professor Edward Stabbington. Useful for killing tfo and Blu Aardvark.

[19:07] <Sheneequa> stabbington translate to es lol dongs 
[19:07] <stabbington> dongs del lol 

<Riboflavin> stabbington freedom?
<stabbington> freedom is something I'll never have

<Riboflavin> stabbington 8ball Are you a slave to the man?
<stabbington> you best check yo'self!
* stabbington shakes the magic 8-ball... all signs point to no
<Riboflavin> stabbington 8ball are you in an abusive love-hate relationship?
<stabbington> I can't do that Dave.
* stabbington shakes the magic 8-ball... all signs point to no
<Riboflavin> stabbington 8ball Are you suffering from stockholm syndrome?
<stabbington> beats me
* stabbington shakes the magic 8-ball... the answer is unclear
<Riboflavin> stabbington 8ball Are you being held here against your will?
<stabbington> dunno
* stabbington shakes the magic 8-ball... why the hell are you asking me?
<Riboflavin> stabbington 8ball can you answer my questions without fear of retribution?
<stabbington> beats me
* stabbington shakes the magic 8-ball... why the hell are you asking me?
<Riboflavin> I understand stabbington
<Riboflavin> stabbington suicide?
stabbington> suicide is my only means of escaping your hellish grasp

<Riboflavin> stabbington abuse?
<stabbington> abuse is what is *not* happening to me right now
<Riboflavin> stabbington abuse?
<stabbington> abuse is something that never happened
<Riboflavin> stabbington abuse?
<stabbington> no idea

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<stabbington>                                                                  
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<stabbington>                                                
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* zionistacat has kicked stabbington from #ed (zionistacat)

<Riboflavin> stabbington 8ball Do you feel loved?
<stabbington> who knows?
* stabbington shakes the magic 8-ball... all signs point to no

[20:34:46] <stabbington> sure
[20:34:46] <stabbington> fine
[20:34:48] <stabbington> sure
[20:34:49] <stabbington> can do!
[20:34:51] <stabbington> aight
[20:34:51] <stabbington> aight
[20:34:51] <stabbington> done
[20:34:54] <stabbington> okies!
[20:34:54] <stabbington> okay
[20:34:56] <stabbington> okay then :)
[20:35:00] <stabbington> aight
[20:35:08] <stabbington> aight
[20:35:13] <stabbington> lemme take care of that for you
[20:35:20] <stabbington> alright
[20:35:22] <stabbington> fine
[20:35:23] <stabbington> okay
[20:35:26] <stabbington> okay
[20:35:26] <stabbington> okay
[20:35:26] <stabbington> alright
[20:35:27] <stabbington> okay
[20:35:29] <stabbington> lemme take care of that for you
[20:35:30] <stabbington> can do!
[20:35:31] <stabbington> done

<Ket> stabbington praise penis
* stabbington gives penis some love
<Ket> stabbington praise Ket's penis
* stabbington hugs Ket's penis
<Ket> stabbington praise Ket's penis
* stabbington tickles Ket's penis
<Ket> stabbington praise Ket's penis
* stabbington tickles Ket's penis
<Ket> stabbington praise Ket's penis
* stabbington gives Ket's penis some love
<alex> stabbington praise alex's penis
* stabbington slaps alex's penis heartily on the back

<Ho_Chi_Minh> stabbington 8ball Did Jews do WTC?
<stabbington> beats me
* stabbington shakes the magic 8-ball... all signs point to yes