Star Ocean:Till the End of Time
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Star Ocean: Till the End of Time is yet another RPG created by SquareEnix. Released in February of 2003, the third installment of the Star Ocean series revolves around an emo blue haired faggot named Fayt. Fayt is a gamer and apparently is Hard for his 16-year-old friend Sophia. The game begins on a resort planet where Fayt and Sophia play a Fight Simulator game. Sophia proceeds to fail, and Fayt in his infinite Faggotry wins the game. The planet is then attacked by Jews and is blown the fuck up. Some moar shit happens and the two end up separated. The rest of the game is Fayt going around with a dude named Cliff in some attempt to rescue Fayt's conveniently captured dad, who for spoiler's sake gets the IRL Banhammer during Disc 2. SquareEnix needs to learn to make something original for once.
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Gameplay
The gameplay in this game is rather entertaining. It involves watching a 10 minute cutscene, wandering around for half an hour talking to NPCs, getting into battles and getting stunlocked to death by random fag enemies. The plot, as described above is known for having the BIGGEST FUCKING MINDFUCK IN ANY GAME EVAR in it. Read the spoiler tag and learn. During the game you get to make items and shit in workshops which are in most towns and even some dungeons for some random ass reason. The Final Boss is some nigger named Luther, and after being defeated, he baleets the game world.
Playable Characters
- Fayt Leingod: Main Character. Blue haired emo Faggot. At least he gets some nice magic.
- Cliff Fittir: Nigger. See the pic. Too stupid to use magic, but can rape with his fists.
- Nel Zelpher: Redheaded whore. Makes the game all about serious business. Able to OHKO n00bs.
- Maria Traydor Yet another blue haired person. Extremely annoying but has a lazer gun. And everyone knows that lazer = epic.
- Albel Nox: Biggest fag in the SO3 universe. But the dude can Genocide your enemies. Internets Yaoi made him an even bigger faggot.
- Peppita Rosetti: A Republican's wet dream. Definitely asking for it (If you're into CP).
- Roger S. Huxley: A priest's wet dream.
- Mirage Koas: Like Cliff, but with tits.
- Adray Lasbard: Old nigger. Useless in battle.
- Sophia Esteed: Fayt's cumdumpster as explained above. Useless, just not as useless as Adray.
Unplayable Characters
- Luther: See:Nigger and lame final boss.
- Claire Lasbard: Adray's daughter. May be the victim of her dad's shenanigans.
- Tynave: jailbait
- Farleen: See: Tynave
JewTube delivers with shit quality gameplay videos
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 This is why nobody takes video games seriously. Cosplaying faggot. |
 Goddamn Japanese. |
 I FUCKING KNEW IT! Once again, DevianTART comes through with retarded mspaint pics. |
See Also
External Links
- Official Website
- Gamespot's tl;dr review
- Star Ocean hentai for all of you hentai fapping faggots out there
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