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SteAndKel

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ
THEY GOT TIRED OF PLAYING SOLO

Cute as hell.

SteAndKel is an extremely cute duet from Manchester, UK, who one day decided to march aggressively into the internets, armed with loads of homemade videos. As success eluded them over and over again in such sites as Truveo, Stickam, Everyzing, Killerfrog, Flixya, Metcafe, Popdup, web2announcer, Xfep, Jowhar, Mefeedia and of course, MySpace, just to name a few, they finally found their audience on YouTube (where else?), where they have achieved a certain popularity. This is mostly thanks to the furtards, gooks, virgins, noobs, and basement-dwellers that constitute their fandom. But fame went over SteAndKel's heads, to the point that SteAndKel think of themselves as powerful people.

Love their accents!

1 Who the hell are they?
2 Reaction
- 2.1 The war
3 SteAndKel song
4 See also
5 External Links

[edit] Who the hell are they?

SteAndKel, only in YouTube.

Steven and Kelly want e-fame. A lot. They are your typical high school pals, masters of the dubious art of video blogging. Steven is a wannabe actor who is a also little fag (or it's his accent?) and Kelly is a wannabe something who is fat. SteAndKel is further evidence that you need internets as a cure for your depression, and that God is dead. Sponsored by YMCA, SteAndKel has helped millions of people so far, making them laugh, and making YouTube suck less.

[edit] Reaction

Kel's mom

Suicide statistics have plunged 26% since SteAndKel's first video appeared on YT, and so did the casualties on Iraq since last thursday, blatant evidence of how many lives SteAndKel have touched through blogging on youtube.

However, two vermins called JoshAndBeth, created an offensive parody of SteAndKel, throwing the YT community into great disarray. A war erupted as few as Youtubers have ever seen. Due to this, SteAndKel's fanbase of almost 7000 subscribers, consisting of a large variety of ages, ranging from 13-year-old boys to old aged pensioners, immediately prepared for battle, and started a counter-attack on the video which many youtubers have flagged as "bullying". Hundreds of loyal fans commented the video in disgrace, which btw has been saved for future generations, just in case.

[edit] The war

Crazed fan

"... first off... name is "kelly" and she is not "fat" or a "bitch" -.-" -PokeFan06
"then sencond... after watching only some seconds... it already sucks... and if you dare make a piece of shit as an response to a great and funny video... i will kill you!" -Spinfusor
"LOL....this if soooo funny!!" -bettyboopplayinshoop
"What? Was that supposed to be somehow funny? Outside of your small circle of friends? Josh: Did your stupid haircut accidentally flop into a tin of turps while you were painting your grandma's fence? Beth: I hope a gypsy rips off your ridiculous earrings and sells them for scrap metal." -bettyboopplayinshoop

Unfunny fan responses to SteAndKel

"Rite U 2. We go2 college with Kel. U have no idea what u dun have u! It just bullying No Joke U 2 have no rite to say anything about her u dnt knw her and if u did u would realise that she is one of the nicest people u could wish to meet U are too bullies with nothing better to do with ur life than to make hate videos ur pathetic and we have reported you to you tube! coz its not funny its not a joke and its not clever A joke is wen people laugh NOT WHEN PEOPLE GET HURT UR JUST CHILDISH BULLIES" -LonerStarlight

"That was FUCKING HILARIOUS. Fuck all these steandkel bummers. This impression is absolutely fntastic. People are so pissed off because its so close to the truth. This is great. Great impressions and oh this pisstake is so true. LMAOO. 'lets eat!'" -HarryPotterpenis

"Kelly is cuter than Beth!" -gersing

"Have you guys ever considered suing your brains for non-support? Because it doesn't seem like not much is going on in there." -PicleMike

"BITCHES!!!!! GET A LIFE!!" -Cosmicalex13

"Im sorry, but you are two of the nastiest people i have ever seen on this website. If you think this is a "joke" then you have a lot to learn about humour. Blatantly bullying someone like his is NOT a "joke". We've reported this video to the youtube staff. Have a nice day." -Steven (SteAndKel)

Fuck you, JoshAndBeth!

As a result of this, Steven sent out an e-mail to Josh, defending his friend Kelly, to which they viciously attacked without reason. Nobody knows what happened after that powerful email was sent, but Josh is believed to have been killed. Food, water and baby diapers were delivered to his family, who were inside the family box during the standoff.

As for January 29, 2008, JoshAndBeth have been almost silenced by SteAndKel fans, and have been branded by many users to be "the most hated channel on youtube". But still SteAndKel felt so unhappy, that a couple of days later JewTube decided to make them YouTube partners, that is, SteAndKel could share in ad revenue from videos tha meet YT's qualifications.

[edit] SteAndKel song

Suspicion confirmed

Wake Up, Put on your clothes and your shoes, Drink Coffee and watch the news, And open up your laptop and surf to youtube (youtube, youtube)! And then you're in their spell, SteAndKel! And everything's swell with SteAndKel! They make you feel well when you are down and out, There's never any reason to pout! So yell, SteAndKel! Find someone to tell about SteAndKel! Just watch them raise hell,You'll scream with great surprise, Until your laptop battery dies! They make you feel swell, SteAndKel! Download on your cell, SteAndKel! Come out of your shell for SteAndKel! Alexander Graham Bell... SteAndKel!
Enjoy the song in its full glory.