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Stereotypes

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Fat chicks give good head: a classic stereotype.
Fat chicks give good head: a classic stereotype.
Probably the source of no less than 99% of all the good lulz. They all came to being for a reason and are true.


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[edit] Good Examples

A stereotype frenchman
A stereotype frenchman
A sterotype nigga
A sterotype nigga
  1. All Blacks are poor and have AIDs.
  2. All Jews enjoy money.
  3. All Asians are all geniuses named "Ching Chang".
  4. All Japanese are technology-loving sick fucks.
  5. All Mexicans eat beans.
  6. All Whites are racist.
  7. All Muslims are suicide bombers.
  8. All Christians are crazy warmongers.
  9. All Your base are belong to us.
  10. All English people shit the queen.
  11. All Americans are hypocrites.
  12. All Canadians live in igloos and drink bagged milk.
  13. All Europeans have inferiority complexes and are stupid.
  14. All Australians throw shrimp on their barbies.
  15. All New Zealanders love to assrape sheep.
  16. All Irish people are always drunk.
  17. All French people are pussies.
  18. All Dutch people are stoned.
  19. All German people are always angry. "REIMENSCRHAIMEN!"
  20. All Russian people are communists.
  21. All gay men are fabulous and talk like thith.
  22. All Blacks can sing.
  23. All lesbians are butch and ugly. (The hot ones only exist in movies.)
  24. All straight men are fat, unkempt wife-beaters.
  25. All women are anorexic dumbassed whores.
  26. All politicians are crooked
  27. All nerds are virgins
  28. All models are anorexic.
  29. All Furries are disgusting perverts who yiff to shitty artwork and gay fanfic.
  30. All contestants on the apprentice are conniving two-faced fucktards.
  31. All Fat chicks are sluts who like to suck cock.
  32. All LiveJournal users are stupid gay emo kids who need a fucking hug crowbar in the ass.
  33. All Feminists are Lesbians.
  34. All Blacks make good astronauts.
  35. All Blacks emit ghost semen.
  36. All gays can fly or hover at low heights but choose not to.
  37. All gays are gay because they looked directly into the Aurora Borealis.
  38. All Puerto Ricans are lousy fishermen due to their rivalry with the cuttlefish.
  39. All whites die if they consume 2x their daily protein value.
  40. All Jews enjoy circus peanuts.
  41. All devianTART members fail at art
  42. All fan fiction is shitty yaoi written by 16 year old girls.
  43. All lazers are charged
  44. All Japanese are sick fucks
  45. All Armenians are hairy and smell like shit
  46. All Swedes are inbred suicidal perverts (this is infact true)
  47. All Mexicans are lazy and sleep all day
  48. All Danish people are the canadians of europe
  49. All Anonymous is legion, does not forget and does not forgive, but is rarely expected
  50. All Mudkips are liked
  51. All Asians can't drive.
  52. All gays are Jews.
  53. All Jews are gay.(or at least 80%)

[edit] Gone trollin'

"Furries are ugly fags" is a common stereotype.
"Furries are ugly fags" is a common stereotype.

Stereotypes cause a lot of drama, and can be used for trolling. For example:

Prima: Lol, furries are sick fucks who have yiff orgies in fursuits.
Secunda: Why do you believe everything you read on that website? That is just a stereotype.
Prima: Shut up, furry.
Secunda: So? Why does it matter if I'm a furry?
Prima: It means you are a sick fuck who has yiff orgies in a fursuit.
Secunda then retreats to his basement to have a cry and cut, then a yiff orgy in a fursuit with other sick fucks.

Stereotypes can be used very effectively against anyone who is easily offended or is prone to snap judgements. Leading with a stereotype to produce an artful response that can be easily picked apart is one of the basic ways of trolling to produce internet drama. Please refer to page 503 in your Trolling the internets for profit and lulz books for a complete description of this phenomenon.

Stereotypes are also VERY useful, sometimes you don't have enough time to find out whether a certain nigger you meet loves fried chicken. So, you assume that they all do(this is actually very close to fact). However, there is a small chance you may meet a straight Jew, smart Mexican, useful women, or whatever, but that's a risk you must take.

[edit] Making a new stereotype

This is the sort of thing you should strive for.
This is the sort of thing you should strive for.

Existing stereotypes are all well and good, but to truly start an internet shit storm, you'll need a weapon never before seen, and that would be a 'new' stereotype.

  • Pick some manner of racial, ethnic, religious, locational, or special interest group; an overdeveloped sense of self-importance is essential for this, and a casual disregard for others also helps.
  • Find a common joke or popular trait about this group; for example, Californians tend to buy more cosmetics than many people in the rest of America. This tends to be because they live right next to some of the best beaches on the planet. If someone points this out, or any similar plausible explanation, accuse them of "making excuses" and insinuate they're secretly in love with your target. Invent new words if it helps you get this point across. Calling someone easily offended a name they haven't heard before, like Califag in this example, is almost guaranteed to get them pissed off at the internets.
  • Once you have your popular trait, recklessly exaggerate it, generalize it to all people of this group, and pompously state it as dogma in the presence of as many of your target audience as possible. Three distinct internets users is the bare minimum. They will get offended, everybody who is their internet buddy will get offended, and all the rebels without a cause will get offended, providing you much lulz and happiness!


[edit] Help smudge the hate

This wigger is a living, breathing stereotype.
This wigger is a living, breathing stereotype.

In 2003 Something Awful writer Zack Parsons suggested to make up ridiculous stereotypes and tell them to racists who will then tell them to other racists, eventually "Niggers like dirtbiking" or something equally ridiculous will become everyday racist rhetoric. And when we have people spraypainting "GO BACK TO JAMAICA YOU CARRIBEAN ISLAND LOVING KIKE" on peoples walls people will respond with "What the fuck is this idiot saying?"

Smudge The Hate

Smudge The Hate part 2


[edit] See also

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