Steve Ballmer

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Ballmer in his natural habitat

This is the guy who is in charge of Microsoft now

This is what keeps Ballmer alive

Steve Ballmer belongs to a rare breed of monkey that feeds on human genital wart. He is currently the lead nigga of Microsoft after Bill Gates decided to stay home and play Halo-3.

In much the same way that Robert Gallo identified HIV-1, the virus that causes AIDS, Steve Ballmer was one of the first to identify the hacker operating system Lunix as a cancer. [1]

Steve Ballmer wants to fucking kill Google.

Skillz

• (Incorrectly) Forecasting release date of major software products
• Kill human beings and small animals with chair-shots
• Make Linux fanboys want to take a shower and start using Mac

Dance, Monkey Dance!

In 2001, Ballmer induced huge amount of lulz into the internets with his Monkey Dance in a developer conference shouting "Developers, Developers!" then collapsing into a seizure.

A Raving Lunatic!

Ballmer, just before plunging into a coma

Do you?

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