Stickam
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Stickam(aka Shitam) is truly the Holy Grail of camwhore websites, that is, if you are a 12chan member. The site consists of tweens claiming to be16 year old girls, having chatrooms full of 30 year old bearded men from Arizona who profess to be 13 year old boys.
That being said, much fapping is to be had at the expense of these camwhores, and once you have wiped or swallowed your ejaculate up, you can troll these people for the rest of the day and produce LULZ for the internets community.
PROTIP: Stickam is named first from the 'sticky' keyboards caused by these shared fap sessions, and the second word is a bastardization of the word "camera" (see Urban Dictionary).
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[edit] Members
At least ninety nine percent of Stickam members see themselves as an Internet Celebrity, because some fapper said; "omg let me seeyur body, you could like, totally, be a model".
The fact that most of these "models" have faces like day shift titty dancers seems to have no impact upon this.
[edit] Things You Can Expect On Stickam
- A name that has The Black Parade somewhere in it.
- A name with at least 100 x's in it.
- Some bitch playing H.I.M. or some other emo on her webcam that is on such high volume.
- An emo camwhore who has at least 100 pictures of herself telling a troll to get a life.
- Lolzicon_Prime saying "white power" and "kill all jews" in the Gay God chatroom.
- Someone saying ummm...no in a response to "Let me see ur tits."
- A bisexual who if you call her a attention whore she will reply ITS ABOUT LOVE NOT SEX!
- Jujubomb doing god knows what, most likely inserting things into her vagina.
- Skuee breathing heavily into his mic, spraying his shitty webcam with Axe bodyspray, and playing with his psi wheel.
- The Stickam Fight Room where a bunch of retards fail at being internet tough guys.
- Shirtless, pale, skinny, horribly out of shape, non muscular 17 year old teen with awkward piercings on his chest that look like metallic nipples. Goes on and on about his problems and what girl said what about who's penis being too small. A required trait being having really girly skater hair that covers his ugly face.
- Gay admins that ban you for no reason
[edit] Heroes of Stickam
EMP>>>>> ELECTRO MAGNECTIC PENISES. Bobbys group. Has yet risen again, where ttf likes to fuck people over real good. EMP Has gained many members new and old but yet TTF is still stuggling where ttf should be in stickams hall of shame.
- User:WhiteTerrorist has been seen more recently on stickam, stapling his penis, coloring it, and dancing to songs such as the YMCA or Macho Man, while purposely invading rooms with lolis. EPIC FAIL. Very unattractive cock. Females from the interbutts always laugh their asses off when this man shows his genitals. This fail's cock is always flaccid, which have lead to theories ranging from erectile dysfunction to having a prosthetic penis.
- Roush2112 goes around showing vagine to unsuspecting Stickam users for the rape. Possibly the only actual pure fag on Stickam. Also a retard. Fruity McGayGay Cockmongling Bitch Tits Homo. Donates semen to your shampoo bottle. His mother murdered herself after catching him trying to finger her in her sleep. To bad she didn't do it until after he was born.
- Zack and Sierra The story of Zack and Sierra is one full of shit, fail, but fortunately, and most importantly... lulz. Both met each other on some garbage MMORPG no one has heard of and formulated an online relationship. Like most successful e-couples, the two joined each other in almost daily midnight cutting sessions over suspicions of cheating, and both, despite being young, are definitely moving together eventually to get married and start a family.
- anonepicfailguy, a lulzy sick fuck who goes around taking a shit on his hand while Rickrollng his audience. Also gets banned from time to time because the users can't handle the fact that he loves goatse.
- Exonerated is a sociopathic bitch who enjoys public displays of humiliation. Her latest acts of degradation include choosing "tits" when asked to choose between "TITS OR GTFO", pissing in a cup and drinking it, and sticking a hot dog all the way up her pu55y. Her high-brow and subtly nuanced vaudevillian antics have earned her a place in the heart of /b/tards. Speculation has already come forth as to her next action. Will she sacrifice a cat and eat its corpse? Will she cut off one of her breasts? Just be ready to take screencaps when she goes live.
- Sui-chan is a different breed of attention whore, and a fatter one, too. She's claimed that on Saturday, August 19th, she will kill herself through ritualistic Seppuku. When her chat session was flooded by kindly 4chan users trying to goad her into killing herself immediately, she threatened to cast spells on them and their websites. She went on to explain how they couldn't understand the way a vampire like her thinks, and then came the shit poetry.
- Tree-Chan is the only camwhore to be upgraded to a chan without showing anything. She's fourteen, from Chicago, and has a talent for balancing things on her head. She knows pretty much all memes, and has a friend named Charlie who she talks to off-screen sometimes. No one has seen him yet. A few /b/tards are on a quest to make her a 4chan meme. She usually waits until there are more than ten people in the room to do things.
- soiherduliekmudkips is the 1337 troll you see that takes time to create epic win. He goes around and makes friends with people in stickam, then when he has they're trust pulls out the loligasm, BME etc and screencaps reactions.
He is currently going by a different name, partyhard2, since he's been banned 11 times from stickam. He is, of course, a '/b/tard'.
- Christianhillbilly is a psychotic neoconservative fatfuck born-again redneck that trolls Stickam daily. CHB is looking for homosexuals to convert and spread his message of creationism in order to save the masses. He compares homosexuality to gambling, alcoholism, and bestiality. On Stickam CHB refers to everyone as "brother", and explains his lifestyle choices such as preventing his children from listening to the band Queen and the musician David Bowie under any condition. CHB actually believes he is a Christian and openly cites the KKK, and Ted Haggard as one of his sources for a blockade on Gay Marriage. In conclusion, he claims to have many gay friends and appears to be a satanic bear from hell. Proceed with the highest levels of caution!
- Xx bigpapa xx claims that ED is BULLSHIT.
- ajt4688 is Xx bigpapa xx's very own personal camwhore.
- IFF9000 (<-- click fer pix) and to a lesser extent Dutch_Masters, sometime around 9:00 PM LCT, while surfing for targets on stickam to troll a enterprising EDiot came across the users Dutch_Masters and proceeded to attempt to troll them, unfortunately, said users were totally shitfaced and passing the bong around every half hour. But then the party van arrived from 4chan, and a man wearing a Guy Fawkes mask appeared, what followed was one of the lulziest and epic webcam chats in the history of the internets. Over the course of the night iff went over the full range of genital tricks, doing the goat, the turkey, the bat, the brain, and the hamburger, and even a mild goatse. IFF has been around raiding stickam for quite some time, but has gained little popularity. (Not like he wants it, he just wants tits.)
- Spreeseh fourteen year old overweight emo girl, if you act sweet to her for a while she will show you her breasts. Spreeseh only dates people online.
- Florian Most ambiguously gay dude in stickam.Everyone bukake's FLo. he has a dyke for a father and gets everyone to love him(his father). ALl the bad rumors are true, and FLorian makes hell a way gayer place.
- Skittles Negroid lesbian from Utah or some other state breeding ape-like dyke whores. Moderator in Girl4Girls chat. Known for the massive gap in her teeth. Rumor has it that one can fit their entire fist in her grand canyon of a grill. It is a well known fact that when Skittles is munching on a muff, she will take her dog's clitoris between her teeth producing a vomit-inducing slurp noise. Orgasmic.
- Ripcurl22 Anon who trolls social cams for tits, often provides epic lulz in times of fail.
- AaronEverettLand: nuff said
- <jessica> a 23 year old meth addict who likes to pretends she's jail bait. At first she started telling everyone she was 17, now she tells people she is 15. She will show you tits in Live but then cry on the phone to her friends about it laters. She is usually found in the @GTFO@ or similarly @-named rooms. She lives with her parents and does not work or study or do anything irl so she is on Stickam all the time and only leaves her computer to get moar drugs. Despite regularly snorting and freebasing drugs on cam, she has gained significant weight in the last 3 months. It is at first hard to troll Jessica because she truly believes that she is a /b/tard herself. She in fact, peruses 7chan, finds pictures that she believes to be funny, and loves vagina. Jessica eats puppies and plays with her abnormally large clit while looking at baldfag Dennis' face. Jessica is drunk 99% of the time, and on drugs the other 1 percent. Once asked, she couldn't even complete the task of counting to 11. This maybe because of going to school, her dad made her stay home and touch him.
- Drealgrin a dork whom women avoid like the plague. He is known for whipping out his genitals in an erect state but it looks like it's still flaccid. His small penis is the reason why he's never had a girlfriend. Pity him. Update!: He recently pierced his junk, while this does add to making it shiny and interesting it is an obvious attempt at a ploy to get women to agree to view his puny insignificant unflattering useless piece of boyflesh.
- the assman on the eve of august 17th, a man appeared in ED: irc offering to shove a wiffle ball bat in his rectum in return for the tits of User:K-hate, not believing him, he was dragged onto stickam, and, live shoved a bat in his ass for absolutely nothing. Well, not nothing, we did after all get plenty of lulz and a video. (click the link to get the video)
- kenjisoto Kenjisoto or as his girlfriend xjerseyx likes to call him Kent.Is a wigger from New York who thinks he is such a bad ass.When realistically He's just a stickam internet tough guy who likes to hide behind his keyboard and praise on his girlfriend Breanana. But in all honesty he's just a bodyguard for Bree. That's why people are kicked from Bree's room a lot even if they say one word to Bree they're gone. Seems like major butthurt for some of the perverts in her room.You can usually find him in xjerseysx room,if you do see him tell him his internets will be surrounded and that he equals major fail. The above picture is Kent right before he goes back to prison major lolz.
- Electro65 no comment read the article but be warned electro is pretty ugly
- Lolly A 16-year-old girl who's seen more cock than Jenna Jameson, She has never refused seeing a penis.
- ZeekZeek is the epitome of faggotry. He absolutely refuses to leave !!THE LOUNGE!! even though everyone in there pretty much thinks he's the poohbah douchebag. You can try to rage him and he WILL be raged, but be cautious of the fact that his retorts normally make no sense at all. Sometimes, your rage-urge will be lost because he normally takes 15+ minutes to think of something mildly clever to say back to you. This guy raises bunnies in a shed. He likes to go in there and roll around naked with his bunny friends. He's mildly interested in bestiality. When he leaves the room, people joke about him endlessly. Zeek tries to fit in all the time. He thinks that by being around the cool people, he'll be cool. Clearly, this faggot thinks being cool on stickam will make him topdog. Zeek has a tendency to whip out his penis when he's drunk and flying high off a bowl of weed. Stick around and you'll see his naked mole rat. He needs to be taught a lesson in humility. Kudos for anyone who tries. Beware, this guy will make you want to shoot yourself in the eye.
- Queen Bitch* This pile of bitchtits is really one of a kind. She claims her husband kicked her in the mouth and that is the reason why she has no teeth. People have only seen her ONE DAUGHTER on cam before, probably from an incestuous relationship. She claims to be stickam's number one bitch, but in reality, she isn't. Zeek (see above) even makes more sense then Queen Bitch does. When she can't win an e-fight, she will repeat the same thing over and over and over. If you ever find Zeek and Queen Bitch in the same room, leave the premises immediately or your sanity might be in jeopardy. Queen Bitch once upon a time showed a whole chatroom (namely @JOIN_US@) her gaping hole, also known as her vagina. The whole room of people have been scarred for life and will never forget it. How unfortunate for them. God bless their poor souls.
[edit] Anonymous vs. Stickam on Fox News
On January 31st, 2008 Faux News did a report on Anonymous' "cyber bullying" of teen camwhores on Stickam. Fox claims that Anonymous are "meeting in secret and planning their attacks" against various Stickam users and called Anonymous "no different than other forms of organized crime" and a cult.
[edit] Tired Of Camwhores With No Secondary Sex Characteristics?
Many of those seeking a more mature flavor of camwhore, such as a retired prostitute or Denny's waitress, should have a look at Broadcaster, where you can have an adult conversation while enjoying your poon.
[edit] STICKAM WALL OF SHAME
PLZ 2 BE ADDING PIX, please add all n00dz or otherwise embarrassing pictures along with the username of the person in question.
 WhiteTerrorist/BeeHive, under another account, shows his cock during a YMCA dance |
 He's at it again! :D |
 Stimulated by seeing her "flesh", Maistox puts shoe on cock for a loli half his age. |
 Final Moments: Ashley |
 Stickam is full of fucking furries |
 LOL DONGS |
 Excuse me wtf r u doin? |
 No questions asked |
 Nigga touching his bad self up |
 Rubbar nipple taste good |
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 Did Vince McMahon sell all his steroids to Kent? |
 Christianhillbilly warns of the rapture and evils of sexuality on Stickam. |
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 HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE MADE A PERSON ON THE WEBCAM OH MY FUCKING GOD UNBELIEVABLE!!1!11!11 |
 Ep!c FAIL |
 Driss was Drisstallnacht before he deleted his account :( |
 Stickam is Serious Business |
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[edit] External Links
- StickyDrama.com, Stickam blog and repository for stickam noodz
- Stickam Raid Tools
- NY Times article on Stickam History and links to porn
- Camwhore Central
- How to get unbanned from stickam
- a dude called "AMY" live on Stickam
- CHB: Homosexuality Wright or Wrong? (notice the music)
- Noted e-philosopher Crossmack discusses the new medium
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