Stormy
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Stormy, aka destructively/vocaloids on the Eljay world, is a notorious weaboo who is known for causing all sorts of retarded bullshit in both IRL and the internet. When he's not trying to rape the womens over the intarwebz, he's sexual harrassing females of his own species at conventions and/or causing some bullshit drama in Livejournal roleplays. Noted to be an open homophobe, rape-obsessed fuckface with a tiny dick, sexist cum wad, and the works. If you catch this bastard, report him to the local authorities ASAP.
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[edit] Recent Activity
As justice was being served at the rp_anon_meme not too far in the past, exhibit faggot on the right decided to jump in on a thread about him. He made a speech of butthurt, directed at "fandom". Apparently rethinking his fucked up logic, he has at present deleted this. (After, of course, "LEAVING LJ FOREVERRRR!!!") But. Naturally. The post has been capped for your viewing pleasure. Sorry Stormy, CTRL+ALT+DEL does not work for you now.
And he wonders why he's getting defriended? Sry2say you are a loser, boi.
Of course, his remedy to happiness is chocolate milk and root beer.
Be wary, though, he likes to make up personas to win you back! He'll contact you about "things he's heard about you" and so on. Just to try and dupe you into re-adding him, no matter how clear you made it to him you are more than disinterested in friendship.
Some of his friends still love him, apparently, as evidenced by the crying done over this ED article here.
[edit] History (A Faggot's Tale)
Stormy likes to friend people. Mostly girls, because that's how creepers work. Anyway, he'll get you- be nice, casual, whatever. Then he starts to make you uncomfortable on IM, but you figure "Oh, it's a guy thing, eh?" But then, he starts to flirt more blatantly. Gives you the creeps. You block him. He throws a shitfit, turns in to a weepy cock to win you back. You may or may not give him a second chance, which he'll blow anyway. (Usually this occurs as he flounces off/on livejournal with a dramatic flair of faggotry)
It's not until you hear the stories that you start to go "Wow. This guy is fucking CREEPY."
Stormy has physically stalked at least two people, will gladly meet you at a con if you're female, but will expect you to immediately go suck his dick. If you decline, which you very well should, he will proceed to follow you like a lost puppy and cry. A lot. If you are, for some reason, meeting Stormy at a con, bring male friends with you. They scare him. As far as people he has stalked on livejournal, well, who even knows. He does have a habit of telling friends (how does he have friends?) that the people who remove him "can't live without him". If you are female and give him your screen name, you will receive over 9000 requests to RP with him. Why, you ask? So he can internet fist you.
[edit] Usernames
keysaga was a journal he had planned to let blossom into a female gamer named Alaska; as an experiment to see how people would view him in a female persona. To our knowledge? It never came to fruition and he deleted it. (It is sadly a purged name now.)
Most recently, he was RPing at amatomnes where he had listed his LJ has powerofkings, claiming to be a girl who likes to rub her boobs in men's faces. But then he flamed the HMD post, and got his sorry ass banned.
[edit] Alleged crimes
- Misuse of animals, molestation, rape & kicking old ladies. Oh and guilty of being butt fucking ugly.
- Attempt to tell people that the way they roleplay their own characters is completely incorrect because it doesn't benefit his characters in any way.
- Constant begging for attention.
- Attempts to talk players of big-busted women into rape logs. Occasionally these characters are underaged.
- Strip poker logs.
- Asshattery.
- Lying on BRPS and then lying more when called on his bullshit.
- Contribution to the faggots that attempt to roleplay Light Yagami from Death Note.
- Attempting to play, without irony, the monster from Cloverfield.
- Pretending to be other people to dupe those who have defriended him into adding him again.
[edit] Epic Moments of Fail
| —Stormy, pissing his pants in fear |
- ONOES 4CHAN, NOOO. Hilarious recorded AIM convo where someone jokingly proposed he'd sick 4chan on the faggot and he literally flips his shit.
- Some documented screencaps of his stupidity: Dissing on RP Secrets
- Wise people discussing his stupidity: #1, #2
- Lulz-worthy excerpts of his yuri fanfics.
[edit] Roleplays he's banned from
In this section, please state RPGs he's been banned from (elaborate explanations are highly encouraged).
- amatomnes - Apparently being a douche/flaming in a crit meme. Played Haruhi Suzumiya (anewgoddess) and Ashelia B'Nargin Dalmasca (skirtchased), claiming his OOC journal is powerofkings. Explanation provided here.
- dramadramaduck - Attempted to initiate sexual logs with every female character in the game (especially Yunalesca), couldn't play worth shit, and was just a huge butthurt little baby. He tried to change his name and re-apply, but the mods found him out. Now he just makes up really obvious troll journals and joins the OOC comm to cry about how the place is ~*so awful*~ now.
- i_s_l_a_n_d_rp
- campfuckudie
- kingdom_crack
- rivelata - Banned after spamming the OOC community as a response to one of his friends being banned for harassing other players and spouting racial slurs like nigger. Harassed moderators and players in the game via IM, trying to get them to leave the game. Poorly defended himself on roleplaysecrets.
- caketown_high
- cpslk_drssngrm - Possibly containing the best and most epic b& in the history of LJ roleplay [1]
[edit] Roleplays he's attempted to mod
With disastrous results! Any and all RPs he currently mods/used to mod are welcome here.
[edit] Roleplays he's going to terrorize
Silly mods, don't you ever learn?
- bad_touch_farm
- kingdomdressing
- He goes by "Len" there, apparently. ... This anon would never have guessed pyromancing was him. Not enough fail. Maybe he's claiming someone else's character as his own?
[edit] AIM screennames to spam the fuck out of
List of the fag's AIM screennames. Feel free to add onto the list as a warning to others.
- actionantihero
- aerithtouchesme
- antiforming
- castlecrashing
- cetrabee
- dynastqueen
- GrimDiviner
- lelouch vie brit
- Lvl12Captain
- stormy inc
[edit] See also
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