Street Fighter 2
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Street Fighter 2 is a popular fighting game released in the 90's, showing what a fighting game could and should be. It was awesome.
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History
Street Fighter 2 was the brainchild of some guy named Konami, then a boy named Capcom bullied Konami into giving the game to Capcom and Capcom took all the credit. Originally it was called Street Fighter but no one cared for that game so they put a 2 at the end. The objective of the game was to use Kung Fu on people of diverse races to defeat Hitler's father at the end of the game.
Everyone orgasmed when the game was released to arcades, it was eighty cents a game, but not even worth it.
Due to the popularity, Capcom decided they could milk this cash cow, instead of releasing a sequel, like normal companies would, they decided to release upgraded copies of the same game. It worked well.
Then SNK was like "Hey Gaiz lets copy Capcom and make a shit load of boring fighting games filled with fap material!", and so they did. Capcom found out about this, so to counter attack they released Street Fighter III: The Next Generation, however no one cared and still played Street Fighter 2. Then came Street Fighter III: Street Fighter 2, wapanese fapped to the soundtrack in the back of arcades but that's about it. Then after a massive amount of fan cum on their desk, Capcom stole SNK's stuff and made Street Fighter III: Pro Edition that poor ass Mexicans and Japanese play. It was a hit with the poor gangster types in America and is serious business in Japan.
And for all the animu fans, Capcom went to Squaresoft's doorstep, at first offering a partnership but in reality Capcom fooled Squaresoft into giving him all of his hentai DVDs. With these DVDs, Capcom created Street Fighter Alpha, filled with animu style characters for animu fans.
Stan Lee liked Street Fighter, but he thought his comic book heroes could beat the shit out of Street Fighter characters. Thus began the Marvel Vs. Capcom series, pitting Stan Lee and his minions vs. Capcom, and gained great success as Onslaught butt-raped a massive amount of Street Fighters, Mega Mans, and characters from several other series that no one gives a shit about. Then, Marvel vs Capcom 2 was created, in which Cable, Magneto, and Sentinel brutally destroyed Capcom's legions at full force. It is considered "the shit" by everyone in the arcade.
Later SNK was still butthurt from what Capcom did to them, so SNK challenged Capcom and thus began Capcom vs. SNK, where SNK lost. Then came Capcom vs. SNK 2: The Rematch and Capcom vs. SNK 2: The Xbox Rematch, SNK's strategy this time was to include multiple girls that would make Capcom basement dwellers fap all over their controllers. The plan succeeded for the most part but poor ass Mexicans and serious Asians brought Capcom to victory. SNK, even moar butthurt than before, had one last shot, they invited Capcom over as a peace offering, but it's a trap! SNK vs. Capcom: Chaos Rumble started, Capcom was outnumbered and thoroughly bloodied, but not beaten. Then SNK called up his good pal Yu-Gi-Oh!, and made three SNK vs. Capcom: Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Battle Edition games, although the games were only liked by 16 year old Japanese schoolgirls, and only basement dwellers bought the game.
Street Fighter 2 is still remembered to this day as having taken a huge chunk of your change at the local arcade.
Versions
Street Fighter 2 was released for the SNES, which pretty much sold the piece of shit.
The SNES's best version was Street Fighter 2: Turbo Plus New Fallanges. Super Street Fighter 2 had new characters, but shittier music. While the Genesis version featured shittier music, it had mile a minute gameplay. And as we all know, everyone plays Street Fighter solely for the music.
Animation
Street Fighter
This came out shortly after the first movie. It featured such faithful nods to the source material as Ryu losing to a distant cousin of Spider-Pig, and Ken defeating Akuma. Bison found this delicious.
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Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie
List of Street Fighter 2 Games
Full list of all Street Fighter 2 games known to man:
- Hyper Street Fighter 2: ZX Super Hyper Champion Fighting Edition Grand Master Ultimate Championship Challenge - The Tournament League Battle
- Street Fighter 2: Adrian's Revenge
- Street Fighter 2: Alpha Omega Zero EX
- Street Fighter 2: Anal Fiesta
- Street Fighter 2: Baker's Dozen
- Street Fighter 2: Battletoads
- Street Fighter 2: Beta EX-3 version 1.4π
- Street Fighter 2: Beyond Thunderdome
- Street Fighter 2: Blanka's theme song kicks ass
- Street Fighter 2: Blanka Special - Keep Pressing The Punch Button Until You Shock Your Opponent To Death You Cheap Son Of A Bitch Version
- Street Fighter 2: Chun-Li Loli Hentai
- Street Fighter 2: Chun-Li's Cock Addiction
- Street Fighter 2: Crash Control X
- Street Fighter 2: Do the Cha-Cha
- Street Fighter 2: Don't Rock the Boat!
- Street Fighter 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Street Fighter 2: Ernest Goes to Fight!
- Street Fighter 2: Farming
- Street Fighter 2: Fountains of Faggotry
- Street Fighter 2: Furry Edition
- Street Fighter 2: Guile was a Glitchy faggot, but he's fixed now
- Street Fighter 2: Homosexual Adventures
- Street Fighter 2: Ken's Homosensual Escapade
- Street Fighter 2: Match of the Century
- Street Fighter 2: Now E. Honda Is Cheaper Than Ever!
- Street Fighter 2: Now It Doesn't Suck Anymore!
- Street Fighter 2: Rainbow Edition
- Street Fighter 2: Rule 34 Edition
- Street Fighter 2: Sesame Street
- Street Fighter 2: Stepmania
- Street Fighter 2: Super Fuck Farts Ex Duo Alpha Omega
- Street Fighter 2: Super Saiyan Buttsex
- Street Fighter 2: The Epic Quest
- Street Fighter 2: The one where the guy comes out of the thing
- Street Fighter 2: Transsexual Rehab
- Street Fighter 2: Turbo plus New Fallanges
- Street Fighter 2: Twitching Muhammad Ali vs. Corpse of Pavarotti
- Street Fighter 2: Ultra Hyper Mega Super Alpha Omega Fighting
- Street Fighter 2: v2.0
- Street Fighter 2: V2.000000000001
- Super Street Fighter 2: Alpha Turbo the New Challenger's Mega Awesome Chuck Norris Edition
- X-Men Vs. Street Fighter 2
Street Fighter 2: Furry Edition
Capcom also made a furry version of Street Fighter 2 known as Darkstalkers. It had nothing but a bunch of fucking furries as characters, and no one played it, except for the occasional weeaboo retards.
Street Fighter 2: A Real World Demonstration
Trivia
- Everyone knows Ryu's Hadouken maneuver. Everyone.
- Expert archaeologists have found remains of Street Fighter arcade machines, thus proof that at least 100 years ago there was infact a Street Fighter game.
- Street Fighter is the only game by Capcom with characters that aren't racially biased, especially not M. Bison (America's Balrog; an obvious tribute to Mike Tyson), Fei Long (Chinese Bruce Lee type who screams like Michael Jackson), Dhalshim (curry-eating Indian) and Dee Jay (Jamaican breakdancing with dreadlocks while high on crippy reefer).
Winner's don't use Drugs.Experts have determined that this is not true. Winners do use drugs, They just don't get caught.- Sodomy/"Katana" was a weeaboo from the game with Haggar in it that crossed over into the Street Fighter 2 universe, causing all IRL weeaboos to moisten their panties that they got from vending machines.
See Also
External Links
- TOW
- A typical fight in Street Fighter
- Kenneth Johnson's inspirational tale of Street Fighting aliens who eat lizards and intend to enslave us all.
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