Sturvt
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Sturvt is an elitist loudmouth troll from Australia who covers for his faults by manipulating situations and talking outside of his stated environment as though they were fact when it is actually fiction.
He works hard to make a name for himself by being arrogant and pompous, and sets out to make people respond with useless comments just to propogate Web traffic to his website and start flame wars and prevent internet fire drills. He's also an E-Bully which reveals weaknesses including cowardice, a reliance on harassment - heavily but poorly disguised as common sense, and is clearly a retard. He even claims fair use when picking up the comments of others just to propagate the above and has done so since last Thursday. And as if that isn't enough he's also married to a hotard.
Rumor has it that Sturvt's website has been taken to Internet Court. This confirms Sturvt as diagnosed with Internet troll personality disorder, which is reaching epidemic proportions in the Australian city of Adelaide and has been spread to the city of Melbourne by this poorly disguised piece of crap. There is also a rumour that he is a fan of Fall Out Boy. Sturvt's Livejournal is only full of shitty quizzes. He is sure to end up being an hero out of being stuck as a basement dweller and only entertained by slashfic.
Some classic quotes from Sturvt;
- "That too makes me tight in the pants" (talking about a probable flame war)
- "I saw him rip the head off a cute little kitty once"
- "And has a sexier gait to his saunter." (closet homo admission?)
- "Gimme a tonguey you sexy beast" (this is a common phrase)
- "Its called a VAGINA" (in reply to his hotard)
- "Well first I shave... take a crap..."
- "Was an excellent night of debauchery and violence" (talking about a rare basement party that was broken up by the cops)
Sturvt is a male drama queen as proven by shutting down a forum just after having an autistic meltdown and talking about it.
