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"Styla" (or: pimp-fag, dazzler, wangster, pornstyla) is a term primarily known in western Europe. It describes a very new and pestilent sort of faggotry, even moar ghey than the most fabulous fag:

The lifeform which describes itself as "stylaz" are mostly Turkish mammals or sandniggaz a.k.a. arabs with male gonads, who wear (at least 4 must apply):

Personified FAIL!

dark or mirrored aviator sunglasses (they call them "Porno Sunglasses")
baby-pink shirts or sweaters
huge strass earrings
shirts or sweaters with strass applications, blatant and obviously fake designer label prints
white shoes out of patent leather
glaringly bleached jeans or even white trousers
new trend: bandannas, worn cowboy style (someone tell them bandannas have got to be brown or yellow and to be worn in the left back pocket!)
Playboy-Bunny patches every-fucking-where!
Trucker caps just LAID on their head, to avoid ruining their...
...50% hair/50% gel Hairdo, often with a bleached mohawk
Shaved back head with tribal patterns
if not originating from southern Europe: a grotesque fake tan. Those are also called "Spraycan Niggers" or "UV fried chicken".

or:

stick their trousers into their white socks while wearing nike airmax they stole at footlocker
listening to crappy R'n'B music or ridiculous german gangster rap on their cellphonespeakers because headphones could stop the airflow through that large open space in between their ears
asian letter tatoos that would all translate into "i love big juicy cock"
not to confuse with the more moderate dressed Metrosexual idiot.

All told they look even more ghey than homosexuals while acting like a neanderthal macho on cocaine.

1 Styla behavior:
2 Making fun of "Stylaz"
3 Gallery of the asinine
4 See also:
5 Links to the asinine

[edit] Styla behavior:

Speak Turkish
They brim with unwarranted self-importance and unrealistic expectations
They throw a tantrum when you look at them the wrong way ("I'm gonna fuck your mom!")
They get butthurt (and aggressive) when a hot female tells them to fuck off
They pose in front of or lean to your luxury car if you leave it alone in their ghetto, uploading the pictures to their MySpace or irc-gallery and claim it's theirs
MySpace or other user galleries frequented by them get spammed full of kitschy shooped internet disease pictures, mostly garnished with playboy-bunnies, ♥ and designer logos (they will never be able to afford). They are also very affine to MySpace blinkies.
In the rare case they got a credit card, they'll rent a car, race it and put the video up on JewTube. Expect nothing better than cellfonecam-quality!
Being in full feather all day long, their taste of girls are mostly wallflowers (using the contrast to look even more fabulous)
They totally FAIL at getting the attention of women over 18 yrs, so they are stuck to 16yr old girls who love their pink shirts and want to become a "Playboy"-bunny. Bur for the lulz, they FAIL even at being narcissistic!
Total retarded style of writing: "GaNgZzZtaZz", "°~bL!NG*bL!nG~°!" - sometimes using the whole world of ascii to make their mental diarrhea look like creative writing.
Claim they have a-levels, but don't even know what a genitive is or how to use it.
They always reside in filthy "dwelling-shelves" in big cities, referring to them as "their block".

Also very common among stylaz: posing with fake guns, drugs and status symbols. The aim is to fake a high income, success and/or gangsta status to attract females older than 18. Thinking they were men of some account, they're not even familiar with the basics of etiquette.

[edit] Making fun of "Stylaz"

You don't even need to troll them. Just got to log into the said communities and tell them in a polite way that they fail at being "stylish" or their Dolce&Gabbana clothes are obvious fakes. That's enough to make them go KABOOM. Srsly! If you love making fun of them, apply as a bouncer at a decent nightclub - you'll get lots of them free to the door, have fun booting! In addition to kicking them out, you will probably have to eat others' shit since they are rich and bought 10 bottles of Chrys and the manager doesn't let you fuck with them.

Those guys were serious about their video! This is not a hoax!

[edit] Gallery of the asinine

What they dream of - modest version without bling.	I'm iN ur gArAGe, prEtEnd!ng itzZz mine!!!11one		a typical prostatot, seen often near stylaz.
D:	YES, it CAN get even worse!	It can get even MOAR worse!	Even with obligatory zirkonia earring.
ITS A FUCKING POKEMON!	Another styla bitch, even with spraytan.