Sugar Tits
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| —b00radley, Internet superhero |
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[edit] The Legend of Bawwnie
Which, by strange coincidence is also her AIM. Once again, BONNIE CAPROON'S AOL Instant Messenger name is Legend of Bonnie. On a more relevant note, Sugar Tits is the largest source of drama in Chicago Anonymous, following only RusselNash. Studies show that despite her being a girl on the internet, she is entirely incapable of winning the hearts of young men everywhere with her spry and boyish body.
Various activities include but are not limited to:
- Masturbation
- Going on fake dates
- Making money
- Becoming the internet's next great camwhore
Furthermore, since she is a Trap, many people have attempted to get in her pants. This causes endless lulz for the people who are not trying to have sex with her at the time, since piercing the the iron curtain of her virginity is like trying to find nuclear weapons in Iraq (much like her vagina). Experts also say that having a penis reduces the chance of her elusive vagina appearing by at least 100%.
| —Chicago's initial response to faggotry |
| —Sugar_Tits, while her hand was down Meatwads pants. |
[edit] Drama? On MY Internets?
As Sugar Tits is typically full of BAWWWW, trolling her has historically been one of the high points of the miserable lives of the denizens of #chicago. As a result, she has Quit IRC Forever at least 100 times.
| —Token channel nigger |
| —does this seem redundant? |
[edit] The Day the Mods Did Something
It is a little known fact that once every million years, the mods on /b/ will do something besides browsing their kiddie porn collections and fapping to furries. Last Thursday, yet another camwhore post was cast into the ocean of piss that is /b/. Unlike the other posts, Bonnie's thread was actually started by her, unlike the usual shit newfags initially discover on jj.am. The mods knew something was afoot.
Originally, the thread was about her roomates getting robbed. No one cared except minorities and faggots, at least, until Chicago-ites hijacked the thread and dropped dox and generated lulz.
| —/b/ |
[edit] Retaliation
Not everyone is up for Tits drama starting techniques, and often it is repelled through great justice.
[14:32:57] <Baas> <Sugar_Tits> You wonder why I don't call any of you, since I don't have any real friends anyways BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW [14:33:06] <Sugar_Tits> you're right, I don't. [14:33:23] <b00radley> you just missed an hero day [14:33:25] <b00radley> it was yesterday [14:33:27] <Sugar_Tits> and with the friends I DO have, I enjoy my own company a lot more. [14:33:51] <Baas> Must be sad to know that you are going to DIE ALONE [14:33:58] <Sugar_Tits> not really. [14:34:16] <Sugar_Tits> being alone isn't so bad, I'm prepared to die at any time
Tits realizes how to salvage her life.
[14:34:52] <b00radley> emo fgt [14:34:56] <Baas> emo fgt [14:34:57] <Baas> emo fgt
srsly
[14:35:49] <Baas> If we say that you are scum, and you agree, you are emo because you are you have no self confidence, no self worth, and no self respect [14:36:07] <Baas> Don't forget your iPod [14:36:14] <Sugar_Tits> what's the point of having any of those things if you fail the same amount with or without them? [14:36:38] <Sugar_Tits> seems kind of pointless to me. [14:36:41] <Baas> It's a defense mechanism, to convince yourself that you actually hae some value [14:36:57] <b00radley> BAAS, WILL SMITH DID 9/11 [14:37:03] <Baas> You conform to the non-conformity [14:37:07] <Baas> OH SHI- [14:37:08] <debris> what baas said [14:37:09] <debris> seriously [14:37:11] <debris> what the fuck [14:37:27] <Sugar_Tits> I don't know what you're talking about, but using conformity and non conformity is not going to change my outlook on life. [14:37:42] <Baas> Awwws, life is such a meaningless misery? [14:37:42] <debris> when did we mention conformity [14:37:45] <Baas> Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw? [14:37:46] <Sugar_Tits> sometimes it's good, sometimes it's not good, but we're all gonna die sometime. [14:37:56] <Sugar_Tits> Baas did like ten seconds ago [14:37:57] <Baas> Of course. Why wait? [14:38:03] <Sugar_Tits> fucking hell. [14:38:08] <Baas> Off yourself [14:38:08] <Baas> now [14:38:08] <Baas> do it [14:38:16] <Baas> at least you will be worth some lulz [14:38:31] <b00radley> can i get my cat back first? [14:38:34] <Sugar_Tits> read a book on taoism, stop being a worthless nigger, and come back when you think you understand it. [14:38:35] <debris> tits i used to like you until you know you stopped talking to us and hanging out and all that other shit [14:38:46] <debris> maybe you should be more social k [14:38:55] <Baas> OH GOD, I'M A NIGGER?! [14:39:00] <Sugar_Tits> I'm sorry, I can't really be social when I'm running out of money and I live two hours away [14:39:01] <b00radley> holy shit, really? [14:39:03] <Baas> :(!!!!! [14:39:10] <Sugar_Tits> =( It's draining mah funds, dude. [14:39:21] <debris> well you could have lived closer except oh wait [14:39:22] <Baas> MAYBE TAOISM CAN CURE ME OF NIGGERITIS [14:39:22] <debris> you ditched b00 [14:39:48] <Sugar_Tits> I am moving closer [14:39:50] <Baas> Taoism: The anti-nigger [14:39:52] <Sugar_Tits> and for cheaper, too. [14:40:02] <debris> yea i know, you told me when it happened [14:40:06] <b00radley> way to be a bitch about it [14:40:16] <Sugar_Tits> baas, I know that, being black, it's tough to stop talking. but could you PLEASE shut the fuck up? [14:40:36] <Baas> What was that? Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW [14:40:42] <b00radley> someone is butthurt [14:40:57] <Sugar_Tits> I'm sorry, b00. would you rather me ditch you before moving in, or half way through the lease when I run out of money? [14:40:59] <Baas> <Sugar_Tits> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW [14:41:06] <b00radley> halfway through the lease [14:41:14] <Sugar_Tits> .... ok, bye. [14:41:17] Quit Sugar_Tits has left this server (Client exited). [14:41:33] <b00radley> i hope her keyboard shorts out from the tears
[edit] Shoving Off
Tits has repeatedly mentioned desire to join the Coast Guard. But no matter how hard she wants to die an honorable death, her desire to take the easy way out will always prevail.
[15:37] <sugar_tits> so I changed my mind about the Coast Guard again. [15:37] <sugar_tits> and moving [15:37] <sugar_tits> again. [15:37] <sugar_tits> I'm just going to kill myself instead.
[00:49] <Raestlin> sugar tits [00:50] <Raestlin> you are not still killing yourself right? [00:50] <&b00radley> no, shes joining the military [00:50] <sugar_tits> lol [00:50] <sugar_tits> I'm a drama queen... [00:50] <sugar_tits> =( [00:50] <Raestlin> damn [00:50] <Raestlin> I know a necrophiliac that pays top dollar for leads... [00:51] <sugar_tits> the urge to off myself is always in the background, but for now I'm not killing me. haha
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