Super Nintendo
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| Super Nintendo has no Internets connection ED articles need internets relation, and it's not hard to do. You can help by adding more info on websites/trolling about this topic and lulz/drama pertaining to them or this page could be deleted at any time. For help, see this and thisThis article has been tagged since October 12 |
Contents |
Genesis kills the NES
It became apparent to every fag working at Nintendo, that their Nintendo Entertainment System was an old piece of shit. At first Nintendo did not care, until a company called Sega began making the Genesis. The Sega Genesis was extremely fast for it's day, and it showed while retarded children played their Sonic the Hedgehog on it.
The Arrival of the Super Nintendo
Nintendo finally manned up, and grew a pair. Finally deciding to work on it's own 16 bit console, it would take at least 100 years to build it. The birth of the Super Nintendo is always a debate for Nintendo fan-boys. Some believe that Miyamoto himself impregnated a lonely ROB the ROBOT. Still others believe that the Super Nintendo was first formed when a NES reached it's breaking point, while fighting Frieza on planet Namek. Of course, this is all purely dogma written by superstitious niggers, wearing 1-UP T-shirts.
Backwards Compatibility
The SNES became the first console where anyone actually cared whether it played previous games. This worked in Nintendo's favor, because if a little kid went to the store to get a new Nintendo Entertainment System he was sure to cluster fuck his mom into getting him it.
Games
Many games were released for the Super Nintendo. Including Super Mario Bros. World, Mario kart, FF6, and Donkey Kong Cuntry. Other games are significantly less interesting.
Emulation and Nintendo Backwards Compatibility
Emulation for the SNES format is very popular, almost every game on the SNES has a ROM somewhere. However, Nintendo decided that backwards compatibility no longer mattered with the N64 and the Gamecube. This did not result in lulz. Nintendo is currently mooching off of the success of their old games, with a full frontal assault on nintendo fanboys. The Wii has downloadable content available via "virtual console", a fancy word for an Emulator that costs money, while at the same time they continue to sell rehashed Super Nintendo games on the GBA/DS. Also cocks.
| Super Nintendo is part of a series on Gaming |
|
| Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |



