Superdickery
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Superdickery is a website of unaltered comic book covers and panels that could... um... be misinterpreted. It is thought by many that the comic book industry has always covertly encouraged slashfic. Here is the proof. Its original purpose was to showcase that Superman is a dick. Now that this has been proven, its new purpose is to prove that all superheroes are teh gay, Wonder Woman is severely into BDSM and that Jimmy Olsen is a gorillasexual.
[edit] Origin Story
It all started with a thread on Allspark. A member who shall remain nameless (Mike Miksch) posted some old Superman comic covers. After much discussion over America's favorite superhero, the members of the forum came to the conclussion that Superman was a dick.
This makes sense, of course. Growing up superpowered, who would have dared to try to displine him? It makes sense that he would end up like that one kid from the Twilight Zone. Plus, his girlfriend is a bitch, his best friend betrays him all the time[1], and he's surrounded by people too stupid to realize he's just Clark Kent without the glasses. You'd be a dick sometimes too.
[edit] Examples of Dickery
- Ruling the world with an iron fist and an ugly hat [2]
- Pimping instead of rescuing [3]
- Abandoning the world to its doom [4]
- Cheating on Lois Lane [5]
- Giving Lois Lane to the aliens [6]
- Killing Lois Lane [7]
- Killing Lois Lane in OUTER SPACE! [8]
- Terrible adoptive father [9]
- Terrible biological father [10]
- Just keep him away from kids, period [11]
- Destroying Pat Boone's career (wait, that's a good thing) [12]
- The Holocaust? His fault. [13]
- Tentacle rape [14]
- Tentacle rape 2 [15]
[edit] External Links
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