Suttsteve

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CHILDREN BEWARE!!!

Come Visit me in My Trailer Children

1 SINISTER FUCK EXTRAORDINAIRE

[edit] SINISTER FUCK EXTRAORDINAIRE

Suttsteve's movie poster is only marginally better than TheRedSkull's

This Shield will protect me from Social Services!!!!

Suttsteve is an unemployed bald 41 year old former Wal-Mart Door-Greeter pedophile who lives in a Trailer in Georgia who doesn’t remember dreams and sneezes over himself in the shower. On the surface, his 500+ videos seemed to chronicle the pointless life of a loser. But those willing to read the horror between the lines could tell that this guy was obviously hiding a dead body or twelve in his basement.

After watching a few videos you'll begin to notice a few fishy details. He claims to have a wife Sheila, a 13 year old son Tommy, and a 10 year old daughter Carol. However they have never appeared in any of his videos, because he has killed them and buried them in a forest. Suttsteve produces disgraceful ufo movies, they are however of a much higher quality than those produced by TheRedSkull.

Unfortunately most of Suttsteve's "legacy" is gone and lost forever, as he removed his videos from youtube and closed his account after some Internet people began to call his house. All that remains is an assortment of re-posted clips from Steve's original vlog. You'll have to go to other profiles to get them, and endure the annoying "i'm sooo ironic" rap soundtracks that have been dubbed over the original footage. Luckily, those of you who wish to enjoy the repetitive, pathetic boredom of Steve's "life" in an uncontaminated state can still continue to follow along on his Livejournal at http://suttsteve.livejournal.com/. Unfortunately there is no video involved so you'll have to imagine the creepy mannerisms and sinister undertone yourselves. Who knows, it might even be a more horrific experience at least for those of you who know the true Steve.

[edit] Questions and Answers

Suttsteve's Collection of Child Pr0n

A Typical Fan ... and No! - He wont give you a SHOUTOUT!

We're dealing with one sick fuck

Name: Steve 
Age: 41 
FAQ
Q: What kind of music do you listen to?
A: I don't listen to music.
Q: You act sad and depressed. Are you?
A: No, I'm just stoic.
Q: May I have a shoutout?
A: Sorry, I don't do them anymore.

[edit] Dox

City: Springfield, GA 
Country: United States 
Interests & Hobbies: 
Filmmaking, 3D modelling and animation, 
astronomy, surfing the Internet 
Movies & Shows: South Park, Tripping The Rift, 
Drawn Together, Family Guy, The Simpsons, 
Futurama, Smallville, Doctor Who, Star Trek 

Website: http://suttsteve.com

[edit] Bizzaro Suttsteve - Textbook Case of "It's Funny Because It's True"

[edit] Steve's Idiot Fans

One indicator for the continuous pathetification of the human race is the fact that a surprisingly huge portion of Steve's fans actually Care about him. Let's break this down.

On the one hand, some people cannot fathom the fact that they may indeed be watching a guy on youtube who sometimes likes to stick it in kid's butts dogwise. On the other hand, the sheer power of Steve's awesome pathetic loser nature can actually cause some of his fans to overlook the obvious non-metaphorical skeletons in his closet. Steve is so pathetic in fact that he was able to cause softie feelings in even the gooniest goons on the Something Awful forums. Normally these guys would be masturbating all over someone as pathetic as Suttsteve, getting their rocks off joyously on someone who exists on such an abysmally low level in the Food Chain of Lame. One would logically think that these guys would be all over this in a feeding frenzy like a pack of obese neck-bearded hyenas. This is, after all, what they "Do". However, Suttsteve is too easy a target it seems, even for SA. Something about that is terrifying and yet awesome.

Let it be known now that when the bodies are found, I will hold the whole SA community personally responsible for the carnage.

[edit] Worthless twat fan mourning the loss of her beloved child molester icon.

Hey Kids - Do you want to play with Bart... and my Penis?

"This is the Knife I used to Killed my Family" - suttsteve

Come to my trailer little boy and I'll show you my Special FX

[edit] Memorable Quotes

“	Many people are commiting revenge attacks on Stingray’s after Steve Irwin’s Death…if you are one those people, you should probably stop	„
—Suttsteve