Sweet Eva
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Sweet Eva [1] (real name Eva Marie Fisher, born Last Thursday, August 16th, 1963) is a middle aged, strung up methwhore, award-winning camwhore, now bankrupt and frequent target for cam raids (most notoriously from /b/tards). This haggard piece of shit is a self-confessed alcoholic and has no prospects for her in life. Her only source of income is from her husband's secretive job fighting ninjas LOL EVA REVEALED MIKE WORKS AT ORLANDO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT FUELING AIRPLANES, THUS CAUSING HIM TO PITCH A BITCH FIT. - Despite his job, he seems to spend most of his time either asleep, going on beer runs to the store, or remixing Rick Astley.
Most debate it's only a matter of time before her husband "Mike" chokes her to death with her magical parrot "Dimitri Mudkips". Coincidently, Mike is also the name of her brother, who lives in the apartment-converted-garage of Mike's house to help Eva clean. He is unfazed by Eva's hobby of sitting around nude on cam.
According to Eva's various cam rants, she was raised as a Freemason and worships Satan. She speaks Dutch and Japanese from her time in the navy. She can often be found drowning her sorrows in a Budweiser bottle - the first one of the day usually gets popped open around 7am - while having a domestic feud with Mike over heated food. Expect 'an heroine' article about this sandbag tit whore sooner or later. Sweet Eva is a class act.
Eva is also well known for her notoriously high IQ and her ability to get to the point in her answers:
| — Meth whore |
Recently, ebaumsworld created a video documenting the most lulz worthy of Eva's activities on Valentines Day of 2008. While Valentines Day is sometimes a special day for some couples, it was business as usual in Eva's household. The video is an accurate depiction of what Eva has done every single day for the last 92 years.
[edit] BRB, Staples
Last Thursday, internet superheroes of /b/ had her social worker/husband/drugs supplier put in jail and her precious drugs taken when a brave ebaum phoned the police. The silly bitch left her webcam on and subjected us to her fucking annoying parrot and radio. Ebaumsworld already had her phone number (which she says she changed 7 times, each time costing her $50), but they managed to get more details about this psycho bitch's residence via black magic. Thanks to her poor quality webcam feed, many R-R-R-REMIXES ensued due to fuzz and what appears to be a shift in the time-space continuum. Because ebaum was so kind, Eva and Mike were treated to a lovely pizza feast. $70 Worth:
- and we have a win.
[edit] INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET
| —ebaumsworld |
| —ebaumsworld |
| —Cop |
UPDATE: As a direct result of this legendary incident, Mike had to go to court. Drug paraphernalia charges were brought against him after a bong - not Eva's festering corpse - was discovered during the raid on their home. Because of his priors, it was rumored that the judge had thrown the book at Mike and he had been sentenced to a year in prison being assraped by horny niggers; but in actuality, he had only been given probation ... again, which incidentaly might tie in with alledgéd Masonic connexions...
[edit] IRL Ebaums raid
Last Thursday, two brave Ebaums agents visited the home of Eva. Massive lulz ensued as Mike's truck was pushed into the street, windows were broken, a sunflower was damaged, and memes were shouted. A brief chase ensued, (Mike took about 4 steps down his driveway) but the ebaums executed a barrel roll and were able to GTFO. Mike claims to have tailed them in his truck, but he left his house without his keys and the ebaums would have heard his truck start because of its extremely high shitbox factor. They would have outrun the truck anyway.
[edit] Skeletor breaks her arm
On February 12th 2008, the day after the police raid, Eva returned home from giving blowjobs for bail money and got on cam. She wasted no time in removing her clothing and performing her signature moves only to fall over and break her arm. It is suspected that Eva forgot to take her Centrum in the chaos of the police raid and as a consequence, her bones de-calcified to the point of resembling a candy cane. Much BAWWWWWWWWWWing commenced and Mike tried his best to aid her and then the cam went off. Ebaums wonders how Eva will manage to juggle smoking and drinking with only one arm. This is clearly the worst thing to ever happen to her. On March 16th 2008, Eva confirmed to ebaums during their various trollings that she broke her arm by "tripping over the internet".
Eva also posted 3 20 second videos on her youtube account of her response to the police raid incident. She also revealed that she got a ticket for drinking in her driveway. Why is that not surprising? Eva's YouTube Account
 Eva Breaks Arm |
[edit] Tips for trolling a meth whore
To our fortune, this wrinkly bitch did not become an hero leaving us to troll her once again. Newfags who haven't taken part in this, you may want to know a few things:
1) Mention her abusive childhood
2) Mention her alcoholism and meth addiction
3) Ask where her bong and weed is
4) Ask if she enjoyed the pizza
5) Ask how much the calendar was
6) Ask her to shave her head
7) Ask/torment her about her multiple abortions ( BE WARNED THIS = INSTANT BAN; KILLER OF LULZ )
8) Ask her to say "MY POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000"
9) Ask her to shove her parrot up her cunt ( Instant break down and BAN)
10)Ask if the mysterious blob on her forehead is cancer (you might be banned)
11)Ask her about her dishonorable discharge
12) Posting as Timmy (that is the name of her friend that died)
13) Continually refer to yourself as the real Raptor Mike. If possible, get many ebaums to make Raptor Mike names.
14) Tell her you're Ashton and you're calling the cops
15) Giving her a call 407-218-0756.
16) Tell her that desukip is ordering her pizza for epic rage.
17) Ask her why Mike calls her stupid on her voice mail.
18) ???
19) PROFIT!
20) When she "leaves" cam4 to go for her one-on-one chats on yahoo she uses evamariethesaint@yahoo.com and lists her name as Eva Fisher on it. Probably a fake last name but she is sort of stupid. Add her under that name and wait for her to accept. She's a stupid bitch so she probably will accept, she can't get away that long. mikecoverdell@yahoo.com is apparently Mike's email that she links to from the first address.
Congratulations, you are now one step closer to bringing this crack whore to suicide.
NOTE: Eva is usually too wasted to know or care that she is being trolled. Lulz can still be had however, by trolling her fans with impersonation. They are just as retarded as she is, and tend to throw shit fits when you ape their names and say insulting things to Eva. "EVA IT'S NOT REALLY ME SAYING THOSE NASTY THINGS O PLZ EVA DON'T BAN ME!"
[edit] Leave of Absence and Return
Yet, alas, after many weeks of sweet, sweet lulz, Eva mysteriously disappeared; though she gave us many gut-bustingly funny moments, from shoe and keyboard on head to breaking down when asked to perform a sex act on her parrot, and from donning her scary mask to inviting her daughter on cam with her.
Highlights include:
1) The untidy cables / broken arm
2) The first Rickroll by Mike - causing Eva to have a fit - which now seems to be spreading across the tubes - maybe she will be the next Choclit Rain and get on Jay Leno.
3) Mike's badass remix of Belair
4) Mike spilling his bong
5) OMG COPS part 1 & 2
6) The fucking parrot - called "Dimitri" - although she calls it "pretty girl" and "kitty kitty" LOLWUT?
7) The Lamp
8) R-R-REMIX
This litany of mayhem resulted in the fateful day of Feb 23rd 2008...
Eva had clearly been up all night, and was observed by Britfag ebaums to be utterly fucking shitfaced at around 4am EST (9am Britfag tiem). She had clearly been drinking heavily, as well as tooting on the glass trombone, and Mike was heard to be honking on his bong in the background. Drama occured when Sweet Eva fell over and smashed her skull on the floor, resulting in a nasty gash and possible concussion. Rather than do the right thing and take her to a fucking hospital her caring husband continued to let her camwhore - her head bleeding profusely, whilst playing MOR rock tunes, quaffing 40s of Bud and smoking marijuana. They are , quite simply, the perfect American family.
Shocked by what they saw , Ebaums urged her to get treatment, sending messages of love and care such as
"OMFG LULZ"
"DIE YOU FUCKING CRACKWHORE"
"STICK LAMP IN POOPER"
"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP"
etc
A massive argument ensued between Mike and Eva, including a particularly lulzy discussion about whether the massive, bloodied, hole in her fucking head made her a "cyclops" or "Osiris - the all seeing Eye", resulting in him finally calling her "niggerlips". At this point Ebaum could take no more and promptly called Law Enforcement Authorities, who responded within 15 minutes, arresting Mike but unfortunately not shooting the fucking parrot. Eva was left home alone, with Mike down at the County Jail being some Nigra's bitch.
No one knows why she left us so silently, is it because of the many trolls who were trying to make her an hero, was it because she finally stopped drinking long enough to figure out that she was being trolled professionally, was it because she saw this very article, or was she just sick of that fucking parrot? s now is that the brave warriors of the LULZ track down her new cam whore account, for rest assured - her massive personality None of this matters, what matters is that Eva is a professional camwhore, with a attention seeking complex bigger than all camwhores and Paris Hitler put on earth together. At then end of the day the lamp is ultimately the WINNAR
Due to the inherent nature of the camwhore, Eva couldn't stay away from the internet for long - despite the abuse that was hurled at her or the bans that were put on her account. Once more on CAM4, SweetEva broadcasts daily from her living room with Mike at her side blasting the 4chan soundtrack. Lulz continue to spew forth.
 Yes, HE IS BACK! |
[edit] HAHH?!! ARE YOU A FUCKING JUNGLE BUNNY?? 4/28/08
(Well... are ya? RespectAAHHHH!!!!)
[edit] Avoiding the Banhammer
Trolling the methwhore is, quite frankly, the funniest thing next to killing kittens with Down's; however, if your troll skills are too great, the precious little thing that sweeteva is may lift herself from her drunken state and ban the shit out of you. This is a HUEG lulz killer and lasts a month at the most. "Easy: change your IP," you say, "delete your cookies," you say, well I say STFU noob. The window to the den of the queen of the whores whom even Xenu fears is Flash based. "Not a big deal," you say? Well even your mom knows that browser plugins such as Java, Flash, ActiveX, RealPlayer, Quicktime, Adobe's PDF plugin, and others can be manipulated into revealing your real IP address.
"OH NOEZ WAT DO I DO HALP!!!1"
The solution is easy unless you're a meth-addicted Scientologist slut with a parrot fetish and centipedes in your vagina. Just download Tor and download the Firefox plugin (Assuming that you have Firefox, as all Ebaumsfags and basement-dwellers do), and you must use them both. If you can't, you're a retard made of fail and AIDS who should just go back to your deviantART hugbox to avoid being raeped by the machine.
Now, some of you are still goings " Oh noez wat do i do's iz still nawht werking " is is becuase your computer has suddenly become sentiant and dose not like you trying to trick its fellow computer comrade or its Because you forgot to delete you flash cookies, " flash cookies " say , shouldnet they be dumped when you delete your regular cookies? No. Flash cookies are made of anti-lulz and stay in your intestines like your cellmates cock.
SO how do i get rid of them....? quite simple go to the googlez and type " How do i delete Fash cookies " and you shall be enlightened.
Still not werking .... this could be becuase some other cunt has been banned from the ip that your now stealing, so you now you have to ask for a for a new identity simple.
[edit] Party Van rolls up again
Last Thursday Eva was behaving a bit...strange. Stranger than usual anyway. Her slurring and erratic behavior were at an all-time high. Mumbling incoherently to herself, she looked dirtier than ever, and was very sloppily attempting to drink a 40 while smoking at the same time. After about a half hour of grumbling to herself, she managed to squawk out taking a few Oxycodone a short while beforehand. "A few" Oxycodone + the way Eva drinks= LULZ KILLER. A few concerned Ebaum repeatedly called the police, fearing that she was overdosing and this was finally the end of The Queen of the Internets. Or that her hand, numbed from Fail, would drop one of her many cigarettes and wind up burning down her house. Srsly. Its kinda hard not to get attached to that crazy meth whore. When the Party Van finally stopped by, much lulz ensued. Eva managed to throw a robe half-way on her and stumbled off cam to have a chat with Officer INTERNETS.
During their conversation, Eva revealed these interesting little tidbits-
- She was an "Internet Superstar".
- She had her own legalized stamp.
- She has been featured on Faux News in England.
- She had to have her phone number changed eight times, to try to allude fans and stalkers.
- She showed Officer INTERNET her picture on the wall, and then spent ten minutes talking about her 'calender', and asked if he was interested in purchasing one.
- Before Officer INTERNET managed to GTFO, she tried to drag him to her couch and feature him on her show. Srsly.
During all this, Eva heavily flirted with him.
The Party Van and Officer INTERNETS finally managed to skid off into the night, thankful to get away with his soul intact. Eva then returned to her camera with more wonderful assumptions.
- That all the police loved her (and wanted to fuck her), and that they would never return if any Ebaums called again.
- She could go down to the station whenever she wanted and hang out with them. Because they loved her. And would never arrest her or give her trouble, for anything.
- She had the police after every Ebaums/Troll in her room, they knew who everyone was, and that they will be brought to justice soon. Fifteen minutes later, she changed it to the FBI, and went on about how seriously they were taking her case.
[edit] Mikeroll
Mike rickroll'd ebaum and Eva. Eva threw a bitch fit unlike any ever seen in the known universe.
[edit] COPSCOPSCOPS!
On the night of April 2nd, Mike attempted to contact Eva from his laptop at work. Eva was suspicious that the person in the room was really Mike. She then proceeded to ask him a series of questions as a way for him to prove his identity. He answered them correctly, but /b/ has infiltrated Eva's life so deeply that even then she was paranoid and GAVE HER OWN HUSBAND THE BANHAMMER!
Needless to say, when Mike returned home he was PISSED because he couldn't chat for thirty days due to the ban. He then proceeded to torture Eva with a fart machine. An intense, heartbreaking ( lulzy!!! ) domestic squabble followed with Mike claiming Eva reached off-cam and hit him in the neck. He then said he was going off to bed ...
OR SO HE THOUGHT!
The cops burst in and the two instantly began to act as if nothing happened. Eva then tried to place blame on the internets and informed the ignorant officer that she was an INTERNET SUPERSTAR!
...
The cop was unimpressed by Eva's fame and stated that someone was going to go to jail. It was then that Eva's webcam was turned off.
UPDATE: Cop was a failfag. No one was arrested, but a report was made.
MOAR UPDATE: At approximately 2:30 pm on June 28th, the cops were again summoned to the meth house. They were apparently looking for drugs. Eva again explained that it was all apart of being an internet SUPERSTAR. The police officer then said I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE and proceeded to troll Eva himself in IRL by asking her if she could at least mow the lawn. When Eva explained she was on bed rest, the Cop then questioned why she was sitting in front of the computer all day and told her to quit the internets forever.
As soon as the Cop left Eva went into an alcoholic drug induced rage and screamed at her brother and began forming scholarly theories about the Cop watching her on cam from his home and stalking her. A mysterious caller then called and taunted her with phrases such as "How did you like that?". Mike then arrived and turned off all cameras.
IF NO ONE HAS YET FOUND SWEETEVA ON CAM SINCE, YOU CAN FIND HER AT WWW.IWEBCAM.COM, SHE HAS HER OWN ROOM AND STILL HAS THE PARROT!!1
[edit] Sweeteva Quotes
| — Eva on drinking |
| — Eva on tolerance |
| — Eva's military career |
| — -Eva on love |
| — Eva's military career |
| — -Eva flipping the fuck out |
| — -Eva on why she just downed a bottle of pain killers |
| —eva on her tunnel cunt |
| —Eva talking about Mike being arrested |
| —Eva, drunk |
| —Eva, 44 |
| —Eva babbling around |
| —Eva wishing us a happy Friday |
| —Eva on the phone with a stranger |
| —Eva on the phone with friend |
| —Eva |
| —Eva offer asks her fans where they have from |
| —Eva on Eva |
| —Eva on Eva |
| — Eva on her whoring |
| —Eva |
| —Eva |
| —Eva |
| — Eva trolling Mike |
| — Eva on Eva |
| —Eva's brother's attempt to feed his drug habit on Eva's meds ... for pocket change. |
| — -Eva on Veterans at the VA Hospital |
| —Eva on breaking her arm |
| —Eva, on seats |
| —Eva about sitting on couch on cam all day |
| —Eva having an intelligent conversation with /b/ |
| —Eva about her skills |
| —Eva, on brushing her teeth |
| —Eva |
[edit] Candid Mike
On Feb. 28th 2008 Mike forgot to turn the camera off.
An Ebaum in the chat was able to view and record Mike and find out where he works.
Mike works for Orlando International Airport lulz.
[edit] Wild TAMMY appears
As of now, Eva has a new room mate called Tammy, many believe she is actually the crack baby she and Mike produced in the back of his van, but this has not been confirmed. It could also be possible that 'Tammy' is actually Nurse Richardson, a care nurse for mentally inferior meth-heads. However, Tammy has not been seen for several days and rumors have been flying that she has been kicked out over a dispute regarding twenty dollars.
[edit] Lamp Held For Ransom
Approximately 8:45am (EST) April 28, 2008 Eva, in a fit of Meth rage, removed the precious smiling lamp from cam view. This is reputedly the saddest moment of Eva's trolled history.
UPDATE - The lamp has since returned, but Eva's sanity and clean underwear are still, as they have been for as long as anyone can remember, missing. It may also be notable that Eva is currently on her other cam4 account, evanmike, which is ironic since Mike is dead or something. She went batshit crazy and banned 9000 people in the early morning hours of April 29th, perhaps due to the fact that she is wearing a standard-issue methwhore headband. In a fit of insanity, she suggested over the phone that she should be receiving money for product placement, in other words a check from alpo for name checking them every dinner. She is also refusing to show her tits and vagoo to the great sorrow of nobody.
[edit] Gone Again?
Recently, the trolling became too much for Mike to handle. He appeared on camera with a shotgun and threatened the /b/tards. Immediately, calls of 'CALL HIS PROBATION OFFICER!' rang out because possession of a firearm violates the probation Mike was recently given. Since this incident, Eva and Mike's cam has been down.
UPDATE 3/28/08: She's back on Cam4 after a brief stint on CamToMe.com
Recently Eva has complained endlessly about her fucked up arm and other health ailments stemming from her love of crack and constant whoring for 40 something years. Mike has been awesome, putting the lampshade on his head and talking like a chink.
UPDATE 4/23/08: After a short absence, Eva is back and this time without a fucking cast. She says her arm is still broken though. And now Mike has some sort of cancer that makes him not want to eat her out. She proceeded to put on a fugly ass yellow wig and dance around, and do that sick ass split on the couch she has done at least a hundred times since last Thursday.
A /b/tard by the name of SKD begged Eva to let them name her lamp, and she finally let the fagot do it. He of coarse named it Mudkipz. Mike however saved the day and said the lamp is to be named Lampkipz for now on.
UPDATE 4/26/08: Eva now laments Mike's absence every passing moment, which has, thankfully, reduced the number of strippings and sexuel innuendo. Instead, she calls everyone on the fucking planet and tells them over 9000 times that MIKES IN THE HOSPITAL SOB SOB etc due to a reported epic herpes sore that turned into fatal cancer of the face. Hopefully Mike will return to do more barrel rolls and maybe it can even touch the sides again.
UPDATE 4/28/08: Eva continues to whine about how Mike IS IN THE HOSPITAL, attempting to console herself with an obnoxious sounding furry chicken toy that she uses primarily for masturbatory purposes as it can touch the sides. She frequently freaks out when she is trolled excessively (always) and turns the sound/cam off for about 100 seconds until she forgets that she was angry and returns as if nothing happened due to memory loss from meth. Mike has been reported to have been raeped by nigras in the hospital until he became an hero but these reports have yet to be confirmed by Eva, not that she would know anyway because she is a meth whore.
[edit] MIKES DEAD?
On April 28th 2008, Eva said in her chatbox that Mike was dead. More to come.
UPDATE: On April 29, 2008, Eva reported she was talking to Mike on the telephone. Cam4 admin stopped in to check on Eva. She proceeded to rip admin to shreds, accusing them of being 'in on it'. Admin, after calmly weathering all incoming rants, tells her to chill. Major ranting ensues, and Admin was forced to ban her from her own room, with cam going offline as Eva continues to madly scream. No one has seen her since.
[EDIT] After checking her Cam4 room I noticed the latest screenshots have changed in the last day... The methwhore is back as of May 3, 3:30 pm EST. (If anybody recorded the incest rant, please be sure to upload it!)
[EDIT] FARTKIPS FAG IS NEWFAILFAG
UPDATE: May 5, 2008 - Mike is back! He appears to be alive, though that may just be because he was sitting next to Eva, who looks like a holocaust victim on meth. However, he did appear to say words and breath so it is fair to guess that he is most likely still living.
Eva's Last Moment On Cam4?
[EDIT] Mike is most definitely almost not dead. Yet. Video [2] (recorded 5/4/08). 43mb & 33 minutes... soap opera at its most perverse. Video quality sucks (tiny like her left forearm) but sound is good.
SHE'S GONNA DIE.
Moar bewbs on Sweeteva's cam
Angie stops by for a visit - 5/13/08
[edit] CAM OFFLINE
Does 'Jungle Bunny' mean 'ignorant' too? Or does Eva just hate black people?
[edit] MIKES FINALLY LOSING IT!
UPDATE: May 15, 2008 - Eva is caught tanning on her concrete frontyard while Mike is casually bringing outside the lamp- which has now undergone an unknown sex operation to make it look like a reverse trap- the Sarah Michelle cardboard and his erie looking skeleton. Eva is drinking beer and smoking in the sun while he is hanging around in his awesome cowboy hat and looking slightly demented, even dropping his pants at one point to show off his awesome nigger strapon dildo as passerby pass and cheesy music from the 80's, accompanied by Dimitri's melodious singing voice, play loudly from inside the house.
[edit] IT'S OH SO QUIET
[edit] EVA RUINS DINNER
Eva, being the expert chef that she is, cooks pork chops for Mike. Mike being a "typical man" and a "sow" tried some of the pork chops before Eva decreed that they were ready. After repeatedly calling Mike an asshole, they had dinner. Anons then took the intiative and began asking Eva if she ruined dinner. At first Eva looked like she would An Hero but quickly became mildly enraged and told the Anons that she was doing it "to stop Mike getting sick". After many more ruined dinner accusations she began shouting about how Mike is "a pig" and an "asshole" until one Anon piped up with "I think you're just mad because you ruined dinner." Eva's eyes became wide and she leaned right up to the webcam shouting and raging about how she is going to slice the throats of every Anon and how she hates everyone, including Mike. Of course, many lulz were had. Mike was mysteriously absent at this point, and it can safley be assumed that he was vomiting his guts up from eating uncooked pork.
[edit] MIKE WASTES SALIVA ON EVA
5/22/08 In this video, Eva claims Mike spat at her regularly (before the whole lip cancer thing), screams incoherently at Mike and the monitor (cam4 and iwebcam), and interjects randomly into Mike's conversation with a fan on the phone (also named Mike(?)), whom Eva refuses to talk to. This video demonstrates Eva's jealousy that Anonymous prefers Mike to her. Before recording began, MANY cam4 users posted Eva's cell phone number and her home address, repeatedly, resulting in her '160' calls [I wouldn't doubt it - I heard it ring about 60 times] leading to this epic video. THANK YOU JESUS FOR MAKING HER KEEP HER CLOTHES ON.
UPDATE: As of July 9th Sweeteva is still MIA from cam4. She has had a confirmed presence at other less-penetrable camwhoring sites. Her absence however is speculated, by many an anon to be in relation to her claims of Cirrhosis of the Liver with a diagnosis of only 3 months to live. The debate if we succeeded or failed in her death and driving her from the internets rages on as some feel we have missed out on her camdeath.
UPDATE: July 18th Eva returns to troll Anon with the sweet, sweet LULZ- Fawke's face firmly implanted on her alcohol soaked head. Coincidence you say? Not so. Eva is trolling for the LULZ again. This reporter has no information on her extended absence, but suspects it has something to do with the anti-LULZ machine.
UPDATE: August- Eva continues to make sporadic appearances on Cam4 as evidenced by the screenshots at the bottom of the page. It is possible that this is a conspiracy by scifags to bring anon anti-LULZ and that she has indeed succumbed to said cirrhosis, with the scilons putting up previous screenshots to fool anons. IS Eva still with us, enriching the internets? Time will tell, but this reporter feels that the anti-LULZ machinery has failed and we will indeed see Eva's locust-like limbs and rasping mummy voice again. My thetans are getting all hot and enturbulated just thinking about it. NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER.
UPDATE: August-Continued: Due to the efforts of anonymous, Eva has again changed her phone number. It is currently unknown.
[edit] FROM MIKE'S ARCHIVES
[edit] MIKE PAR TAYS
WTF (Added: June 19th, 2008 Recorded 6/14) SWEET EVA's neighbor's son makes a remarkable appearance (the stupid fucker to the right of MIKE)(Mike's left, duh)
[edit] Gallery
 Ausplitz for Anon |
 It's true, she's ugly nao |
 OMFG SHE HAD TITS |
 wut wut wut in da wed twuk |
 BLURRRRRRRARGH. |
 Awww. |
 Sweet Dimitri released from captivity only to bask in Eva's ill fame. |
 Eva's Mini Me |
 Eva and her lampshade getting it on. |
 Eva and her warpaint. |
 Eva being suffocated by the vastly superior lamp, hopefully to death. |
 May 15, 2008. A master is out. |
 Mike completes the night |
 LET THEM EAT CAKE |
 Mike is alive 5/4/08 - note the lip |
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 A tender moment 5/4/08 |
 From her Myspace comments. See image for member name. Then thank them. Or kill them |
 Drop yer cocks and grab yer socks |
 WIGGER!!! |
 Eva tries to strike out at Ebaumsworld. |
 Mike gone wild! |
 Never opened. |
 even pedophiles like eva |
Always an instant ban |
 i was promptly banned after this. BRADTAYLOR 4EVER!! |
 OMG its mike. |
 How to get B&. |
 Eva loves /B/! |
 Eva, Mike, Parrot |
 wat? |
 Auschsplitz |
 Methroll |
 Belair. |
 In a nutshell. |
 Fit for a king. |
 Meth Puddin'! |
 Firestarter |
 Knock knock. |
 Xenu is amused. |
 FREE PIZZA! |
 Best. Remix. EVAR! |
 REMIX |
 Mike threatens /b/ |
 BOO! |
 Lamp on head win. |
 Mike does BarrelRoll |
 Eva's feet. |
 Tits or... OH LAWD JUST GTFO |
 Eva's ass, or lack thereof. |
 Holocaust pussy. |
 |
 Ya Puke! |
 Nigra Mike |
 LOLWUT? |
 Pickachu on head! |
 Eva and her daughter. |
 Mike is so sweet. |
 Eva's beautiful hair. |
 Mike (brother!) - he will kick your ass. |
 ZOMG!1! It's all gone. |
 In her good years... |
 Eva, how far did you fall again? |
 LAMP SHADE ON HEAD! |
 Mike does an actual barrel roll! |
 Mike is one with himself and keyboard. |
 Eva's God Form - A Mannequin from Silent Hill 2. |
 Eva haet police |
 evary single one of them is a fucken puke!! |
 She tries to resists at first ... |
 But soon even she cannot take her own odor! |
 She's better than us. She has DENTAL TAPE. |
 Convinced me. Not even once. |
