Sxephil

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“	Dane Cook can eat my cock	„
—sxephil

sxephil (pron. "sexy fail") is a wannabe Dane Cook, hyperhomosexual YouTubelerity. To date, he is the only person to have signed up for every single video website ever created. Sxephil is also known for redefining the term attention whore. He is currently riding the popularity wave of his cockblock "Big Boobs and You" video; a desperate attempt in trying to have an icon of a big titted woman to grab more views.

He was recently featured on the YouTube mainpage due to his faggotry with MGM. It's a known fact that youtube features anything even remotely gay. Sxephil is now an internet panhandler. Please give him all your money now! No donations under $5 accepted. Thank you.

Sxephil is a member of the Gay Pride wing of the YouTube Kewl Kids Association. He charges five hundred dollars for collaboration videos, and his girlfriend is bravesgirl5. Before he had many subscribers he learnt the art of YouTube View Fraud so all of his videos got on the most viewed list, he did this long enough until eventually he had enough subscribers to get his videos on the most viewed list.

Essentially, Philip is a 22 year old slacker, who has taken a break to jump into new media entertainment. The real motive behind the change is his complete inability to do anything to, even remotely, contribute positively to society. His father suffers from PKD, and his kidneys are about to fail because Philip isn't there to actually do a damn thing about it. Since he is a uselss retard, he plans to cure his father's PKD the only way he can: being a complete faggot on over 9000 video sharing sites and become wealthy enough to either get a haircut or have his father put to sleep. He loves to laugh at his own jokes, take car rides with boys, and consistently align his opinions with the majority of JewTubers so that nobody will ever, ever not like him.

Contents 1 The DeFranco Nation ? 2 Phil' Oath to the Internet TL;DW 3 His videos 4 His Fans 5 Attention Whore 6 Later 7 Final Solution 8 Paul Fetch drops dox on Phil 9 Gallery 10 See Also 11 External Links

[edit] The DeFranco Nation ?

The DeFranco Nation was made to give its members a place to roam free, have fun, and inflict harm unto one another with words and/or sexy massage according to their leader; Phil. Basically, the DeFranco Nation is a group of mindless drones that fail to understand humor. They blindly follow him into the elite realm of youtube celebrity, with the hope they will profit from the venture.

[edit] Phil' Oath to the Internet TL;DW

This post was inspired from the constant question of, “What is Your Real Day Job?”. This is my “job title”, according to most advertisers that contact me, so I will continue to use it in this post. New Media Entertainment isn’t as new as many people believe. It has been around for some time, and was popularized by ZeFrank who gave many video makers inspiration to pick up a camcorder. I learned about the online video scene when I first found the lonelygirl15 series and vlogger Renetto, but didn’t decide to join until I watched ZeFrank’s video on how to vlog. The fact is, New Media Entertainment is a very hot field right now. Advertisers have been throwing more money into the online video realm as of late, because statistically users are more likely to act on an ad online, because computer users are more involved in what they watch online, than something they watch on their living room tv’s. Now, I’m not saying all video advertisements will be successful, because “general” advertising has the potential to fail. When I say “general advertising”, I’m talking about programs like Revver/MetaCafe, and also the YouTube Partner Program, if it becomes much easier to become a partner. The reason being, advertisers may not want their product advertised on a specific show that is offensive, or geared to the completely wrong audience. The strength of advertisement in videos are product placements/mentions and sponsorship. For example, RocketBoom.com has sold 2 weeks of video advertisements for $80,000 in the past. Rocketboom.com at that time received 200,000 user views a day/video (5 videos a week), so the advertiser, was paying Rocketboom.com $0.04 per person. THATS $40/CPM! ($40 per 1,000 people). Now whenever I have advertised a product/site (except in the beginning when I was really in need of cash), I have charged around $2,000 per video, which is less than $20CPM considering the show gets over 130,000 views on average. So, I’m not saying everyone can hit that $40/CPM number, but the potential for cash is definitely there. I believe that smart vloggers/video makers, with a large audience, should not and will not receive less than 6 figures incomes for the 2008 year. But, please don’t join to become famous or rich, because the odds are against you.
-Phil on "Sxephil"

[edit] His videos

All of this videos consist of shit nobody cares about, using recent news stories and hawt thumbnails of women to bring in the views.

How to make a sxephil video

1. Find most 'hot' and controversial news using websites like google.com/trends and edition.cnn.com/mostpopular/
2. Steal pix to add to video
3. Make title of video 'F*CK <insert news story here>' or '<insert name> IS A B!TCH'
4.  ?????
5. PROFIT!!!

Example titles to bring in views:

• Michael Phelps Is a DOUCHEBAG!
• Sarah Palin is a VPILF!!!!
• Obama is BETTER THAN YOU AND
• SouljaBoy is a B!TCH!

[edit] His Fans

[edit] Attention Whore

He's an E-Begger!!.. Please Give To This Poor Bastard!!

[edit] Later

phil an heros after he closes his account. lulz ensues.

[edit] Final Solution

Phil says he's leaving because YouTube won't pay him enough? WAT!?

[edit] Paul Fetch drops dox on Phil

Unfortunately Phil never left and is still fagging up the tubes on a daily basis, but recently supreme epic failure himself - Paul Fetch - turned his attention to Phil and their similar inclination towards chowing down on some manpole (he removed the video shortly thereafter):

[edit] Gallery

You've just been Philled in... with Delicious Cake.

"I wanna kiss you. But only if you're man."

Oh exploitable.

[edit] See Also

• MGPhil
• The Kewl Kids
• boh3m3
• MrFetch
• not gay

[edit] External Links

• Sxephil on YouTube
• Phil's girlfriend Stickam account
• Revver account
• Vox account
• Yahoo video account
• Metacafe account
• phillydtv.ning.com
• The list never ends!

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