Troll Alley
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Troll Alley is a loose affiliation of trolls that have banded together to quest for the holy lulz; though to call it a trolling organization would be folly as things like loyalty are considered too restrictive for the breed of trolls that reside in the alleys. TA derives it's name from being an anchor community for trolls in larger communities that desperately need moar trolling because moar.
TROLL ALLEY OFFICIALLY SUPPORTS PROJECT CHANOLOGY
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[edit] The Founding
Most trolls learn quickly enough that trolling on /b/ is pissing in an ocean of urine and that any drama made there is likely the clever crafting of another more cunning troll taking advantage of the fact that you think that you are clever. Further, sites dedicated to trolling within the group tend to not produce any regular drama as decent trolls shrug off anything that isn't a death effect or fire and usually just start modding shit in an effort to stir up drama whenever lulz are in short supply. As such, most trolls seek out websites that naturally draw in emos and camwhores in truckloads by the nature of their formats (myspace, facebook, etc.). On one such website an ugly, untalented, unfunny, basement dwelling, donkey fucking, asshatting, banhammered, namefag decided to see just how many trolls might commit to a community crafted with love by monsters. The premise was simple: If everyone fucking deserves it, then modding is an internet social failure that causes popularity contests and internet dicksucking. Thus, kill the mods and heal the internet... make it a better place... for you and for me and the entire human race. Further, if you kill the mods, the cancer runs rampant, and lulz.
Reviews from the top critics:
"TL;DR"
"TA is filled with sexualy repressed loosers who can only talk the talk and not even convincingly... or even clearly as the case would be with my engrish I just dun used"
"You know that grin you get right after you stick your junk into a meat grinder?"
"I think Troll Alley is full of sticky love and hidden intentions of lusting or vomit."
"TA is a place for the scum of the interwebs to come together and drown in their own fail."
Over a period of 5 months the founder of the original office had pissed off the host site owner to such a degree without actually breaking any rules whatsoever that the founder of TA was martyred on account of utter modfaggotry and AIDS for "this user was suspended for the betterment of the site". As such, an evil lair of supervillainy was set up in the interest of further lulz.
[edit] Lay of the Land
Troll Alley specializes in anchoring to sites that contain high levels of fail and releasing the inner troll of the unknowing or curious. Said sites often cater to namefaggotry which allows anon to engage in circle jerking and enhanced trolling. Forum posting in a TA office generally requires that the user be 18+, not be posting CP and not flooding or modding within the alley, as well as being a cold unfeeling monster incapable of troll's remorse. Outright internet terrorism between trolls is also generally frowned upon for several reasons and instead is routed through /b/ and /i/ in such instances where great justice is imminent. Bans are only handed out for crapflooding and internet terrorism within the offices, never for drama, butt-hurt or lulz (same thingz) with modding other people's posts results in immediate loss of modding status. In this manner, modding and politics faggotry is reduced to zero and all members are expected to make their own bones. Any day is a good day for drama in TA, faggot.
[edit] Expansions:
Do to the first website's sysops either not caring or being completely unaware during the first 3 months of operation, though likely a combination of the two, the community quickly became the most active on the website. After much hyjinks and several epic lulz were generated the sysops decided that it was banhammer time which ended up generating more drama, making the group even larger, more active and expanding to rival websites after forming it's own IRC line with plans to see how many more sites can be infected with anchor communities for trolls to make the epic lulz. Bans were overturned and great justice was had.
Recently Trollcast was created by a TA namefag to increase the ammount of AIDS in the pool by playing requests for anonymous and TA on a podcast as well as increasing general awareness of various other asshattery on the innerbutz.
[edit] Troll School:
In an effort to educate future generations a string of ED articles, links and other materials were cuntpasted in a "how to" format to help reduce reduce newfaggotry and increase internet hate machine output as well as idententify clever b-tards that would innevitably yell out: "Hey, you stole that from ED/4chan". Good job asshole, you just won the interwebs.
Recently TA has begun plans to open up /i/nsuregency school to help aid in Project Chanology.
[edit] Tool Box:
TA users are all basement dweller faggots so they waste over 9000 hours on the internet per day and love to post every stupid thing they run across in said innerbutz. The archives are endless but considered to contain highly unstable quantum flux that may collapse at any moment to epically win or fail.
[edit] Official TA Offices
TAO Troll Alley Official HQ [1]
TA CHAT remote link [2] also hosted in offices.
Trenched offices(must become host site member to use):
TADS Founding Office [3]
TAVF Deleted without warning, I heard they like mudkips. New office put up. [4] (Deleted again)
TARR Secret Offices [5]
[edit] Epic Lulz
Chaindix and REAL BRUTALITYY!!!!11one (lolcow and raid article)
Troll Alley is also responsible for over 9000: crapfloods, deleted groups, deleted accounts, sock puppets, loss of mod status, an hero attempts and everything wrong with the internets as well as uncoutnable incidents of bawwing by site owners and members.
