TCK

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Here's the symbol of great human deprivation. Isn't it look like the nazi flag, but in a way pretty moar ghey... But it's too late, Now we are doomed!

The almighty insects god may ask for mass human sacrifices sumtimes.

Yes, Brian is actually a man! No shit!!!.

TCK, aka La Tektonik, is a supposed dance style created at least 100 years ago in ~~France~~ fagland by Bagramor, the almighty insect god for his secret global world domination plan. Sum ever said that TyrannoSatan himself got involved into the conspiracy too. Slowly the minions of those evilish gods did they dirty work, soundlessness... And now it's time for truth to come!

But Before reading further moar plz be awarded that hellish Tektonik dancers are over 9000 times moar ghey than both Placebo singer Brian Molko and George Michael himself... Those total ghey morons suffer from a lack of interest from their ~~friends and~~ families and consequently, enjoy wearing fashioned queers stuff like:

Over-sized coloured sun glasses.
Sequinned 'queen of party' coloured clothes.
Clothing made from fluorescent and/or glow in the dark fabric.
Their younger brother's or sister's Disney underpants. (Pedobear is outta this business, no shit dude!)
Industrial grade hair wax.

Then, check out the authentic ghey hair cut that result... Here we have another shitty perversion of residual 70's punk subculture (see emo fags, Californian homosexual "punk/rock"). Also notice that they enjoy intensively fucking each other's skinny butt hole and, as they reached an extreme edge in faggotry, all Tektonik dancers have AIDS and actually enjoy it. Now the malevolent organisation has grown to Spain, Brazil, and other European border line countries... When and where will this end?! Nothing can stop them but you! Act now, buy some 12' gauge shells and hand grenades and get ready to do your civic duty!

1 The TCK issue
2 How to be a TCK?
3 How to get rid of the TCK threat?
4 How to troll a TCK faggot?
5 The Videos that should not be...
6 See Also

[edit] The TCK issue

THE ultimate fags crew... Must be sum French offsprings.

In there plotting for the end of the occidental capitalistic known society they also collaborate with Muslim local terrorist group FAFABWTE (Fucking Angry French/Arabic Badass Who Troll Everything). Although all of those fanatics fagass are absolutely not jews (WTF?!), a 'Die Endlösung der Judenfrage' diligence may be needed again here. Regarding dat they are breeding as fast as roaches, a smart, clean and rapid solution must be found quickly to kick em outta da process. But the fact is dat the French government (see also fascist cumbag) don't really care about, cuz they are too busy with stealing our money and smoking sum moar healthy crack. Those bitches are doing it wrong you know, and they better be building sum awesum and efficient re-education camp or somewhat definitely just for the lulz (see Auschwitz fun playground, Birkenau theme park and the great 'Schadenfreude' theory.)

[edit] How to be a TCK?

They are definitely asking FOR IT!

Attempting to do the following can badly damage your sanity. Never attempt to do it by your own at home. It is generally better left to all be performed by professional stuntmen:

Forget about any form of self esteem
Acting like a 16 years old girl (if ur a guy only...)
Don't be an anal virgin sissy any more (as related upward)
Absolutely NOT learn to dance
Expose urself in public area dressed like an over fashioned clown
Sux all ur cusins' dick twice a week
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Profit!

[edit] How to get rid of the TCK threat?

The only way to solve it all.

Become a 40,000 dead by firearm's per year Country, with weapons being sold everywhere at a reasonable price everyone could do his own part. So come on frogies, dont be a coward pussy: kill some TCK bitches!
Contact Doc. Emmett Brown to build an awesum looking time traveling machine, get back in time in order to save Hitler's son, Conrad Ankers. Once done, tell him dat all TCK are totally jew scum and then he may have to consider with helping and do exactly what daddy did, make world moar peaceful and secure.
Poisoning international drinking water reserves.
Legalise marijuana.
Draw a white flag, the all French problems solution's.
Nuke 'em all but 'avec style s'il vous plaît!'
Be an Hero! There's the one men army method... Let's go postal :P

[edit] How to troll a TCK faggot?

Make comments on HIS very fancy make up.
Shake ur hands at his face, in the air as though you have sum serious movements coordination disorders.
Tell him dat his new pink converse shoes suit him sooooo well.... you Faggot!
Explain him dat you can't make a fucking difference between him and his girlfriend. (Whereas they are all totally ghey, they often flirt with sum prepubescent 13 years old retarded girls)
Ask how his mum n dad manage to raise a child with such a ghey behavior
Tell him dat he's a fugly emo douchbag. TCK don't like to be compared with, but face the fact boy, ure as gay as homosexual queers!
Remind him He's a French bitch...