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TG Comics

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TG Comics is perhaps the most misanthropic site you will ever see. It reduces men to mediocre, borderline-retarded chumps and women to human STD factories. Right now, you must be thinking, "surely a site such as this must have a profound grasp on reality."

If this is true, you will be sourly disappointed. It revolves around the idea that women have perfect lives and live on some enlightened ethereal plane or something, high above the grasp of even the most seasoned male meditation masters. Yes, if you're born male, you're pretty much SOL when it comes to life. And if you're so lucky as to be blessed with the gift of being born physically, intellectually, and morally superior - any perceived problems you have are petty and insignificant. You have TITS and a VAGINA!!!

Spoiler alert: A site (and forum!) filled with guys who think their lives would have been peachy perfect had they been born female.

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Premise

The site's main premise is the idea that women are infinitely superior to men in their enlightened role as sex objects. Like many fantasies, it sidesteps reality and the darker aspects of life shared by both sexes. It will be sure to offend the men with their depiction as imbeciles and morons, and the women with their depiction as glorified hedonists, happy to engage in such productive pursuits as:

  • Becoming a maid
  • Stripping
  • Prostitution
  • One-Night Stands
  • Masturbation
  • Marrying a rich man

Because that's what life's all about, eh, fellahs?

It seems a major theme of this site is a worship of the female sexuality. The comics, in a clever literary ploy unrivaled by Shakespeare, omit the most basic of filler in favor of a string sex and masturbation scenes jimmied together with undeveloped dialogue. It is chock full of dialog and situations that would cause even the raunchiest porn star to titter like a schoolgirl. Well, more like one.

After the change, insecurity, loneliness, and material needs are removed from the equation. Rather, the transformed MAN lives an existence of social parasitism, mooching off of other men in a relationship which can be described as legalized prostitution. But does the day-to-day existence of codependency and escapism grate the psyche? Of course not, he has TITS and a VAGINA!

Arrogance and Hypocrisy

Much like an tuberous heifer assuming that all men unaroused by her "sassy" personality the smell of necrotic flesh are gay, TG Comics makes a few assumptions and derisions of its own.

TG Comics contains a mindful warning about the ocular penetration encompassed within. Many would argue that this would be neither arrogant nor hypocritical. However, some may argue the presence of a "decline" option redundant due to the presence of a convenient function located in the top left corner of most browsers.

The purpose of such an option soon becomes realized - not to spare the user a few pixels to the left and up, but rather to arouse ire.

Rather than redirecting the viewer back to whichever dark site set him upon this abomination, the site redirects the user to Chick Cartoon Tracts.

The assumption that anyone uncomfortable with the material therein must have a keen appreciation for Mr. Chick's work may be seen by some to be both arrogant and hypocritical, as the site simultaneously derides many stereotypes and assumptions made about transsexuals while making many about a vast majority of their redirects.

The short and the long of it is that it's arrogant and hypocritical to assume all people repulsed by your deviant pornography must be fundamentalist Christians.

TG Comics is Obsolete

Do they know about this great woman simulator?

It's very realistic. It gives you a first-hand perspective of what day-to-day life as a modern woman is like. When I first tried it, I realized that this was the last time I went for less realistic alternatives like wearing my sister's lingerie.

Cooking Mama.

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