TLC (TV channel)
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
TLC or "The Lulzing Channel" was once an awesome channel, but was then dumbed down to fit with the intelligence of Americans, with lots of "reality" programming, revolving around basic home improvement and a woman who thinks her vagina is a clown car.
Where TLC used to tell ghost stories, urban legends, and recreate police brutality gone wrong, nothing has improved. Some of the new shows include garbage like Honey We're Killing the Kids, a show about real parents who enabled their children's bad habits, such as Christianity. Using advanced computer technology light years ahead of rocks, they Photoshop their children to look like fat girl angle shots. Once the children, parents, and grandparents have been brainwashed, they show a new Photoshop of the kids for thinspiration.
Another show, Little People, Big World, tries to portray midgets as unfunny. However, this is physically impossible as midgets are, by definition, well, you know where I'm going with this, amirite?
Further evidence of their fail is documented in Jon & Kate Plus Eight, documenting how an xbox hueg family operates. Kate recently acted all surprised that Jon cheated, probably because he's such a pussy and lets Kate beat him on a regular basis.
There are still some decent shows on TLC, such as When Surgical Tools Get Left Behind, Sports Disasters, and the best one The Man Whose Arms Exploded. This is sure to change as the number of Jew offensiveists increase.
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