Tales from the "Liberry"

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Most people who have ever learnt to read know that there are two types of librarian: hot, young geek girls who want to engage in hot sex behind the library stacks, and old, angry prudes who hate everybody who visits the library. Most prudes are content with simply telling their patrons to stfu. However, one such prude has taken his frustration public by writing Tales from the "Liberry". Upon inspection, one is forced to ask, "Why doesn't this guy just find another job?" The answer is, of course, because he is an old, angry prude -- and this is what old, angry prudes do.