Afghanistan
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Occupied Islamic State of Afghanistan also known as "Jihadistan" has been home to drugs, conflicts, dirty terrorists, much Muslim drama and enough oil to burn the world and back. If you live here, you are a zombie.
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[edit] History
Despite being named Afghanistan, Afghanistan is the home of the Pashtuns, or sandniggers if you prefer. Throughout most of Afghanistan's history, it's been called that piece of shit buffer between Persia and India. When European Imperialism hit Central Asia, none of that mattered because the whole place became England's bitch. However Afghanistan is the only country that is not kind to invaders and they pwn ever invader out except the U.S. / Canada but the only reason why they didn't is because they used them to kick out Osama bin laden and friends. After that, they plan on turning back into a terrorist state secretly. Afghanistan is also home of the true and real Aryans, (not the trailer trash white people you see in North America or the Nazi wannabe's in Europe, they just claim to be Aryan and part of the Aryan family but not directly). Afghanistan was also known as Aryana, a state of Persia before they separated due to religion and Arabs raping them in the ass. The true Aryans are not the pashtuns, but the Persia left overs called "Tajiks". Recently they have been slowly taking over the internet, see more below.
In recent history, Osama Bin Laden fell in love with the country and took it over with his Taliban. In August 2001 the Afghan Army was planning to attack the US with its mujaheddin, but it failed hard. One month later they blew up the World Trade Center, which might be Afghanistan's only victory evar. Butthurt, the US declared war on Afghanistan. After years of looking for Bin Laden the Americans got tired but remained "devoted" to the cause by leaving the Canadian army in charge. The Canadians have since then instated peace and order and rule over the country from their dark and untakeable fortress in Kandahar airbase, where they enjoy playing cards, torturing prisoners and playing hockey.
Since there are no telephones or internets in Afghanistan most people rely on smoke signals for communications. Families that are rich enough have a donkey or flying carpet to visit family across the country.
[edit] Demographics
About 15 million people with beards and diapers on their heads and a few confused, lost, wiggers. According to Godwin's Law, Afghanistan is the origin of the Aryan race, as proved by this little white girl from Afghanistan. Historically, the Aryans invaded early civilization on the Indus Valley and asspwned the dark skinned yet ironically more intelligent inhabitants, giving them the Vedas and the Indo-European influenced language.
[edit] Geography
The terrain of the country is highly unknown as the sandniggers turn into werewolves at night and raep outsiders in the ass.
A rape survivor described Afghani terrain as
[edit] Leaders
The only known leader of Afghanistan that was known until now was Osama Bin Laden, who is most known for being a ruthless terrorist and lulz exporter. In 2001 he was unfortunately killed in the attack of the Jews as he tried to save his fellow humans from 9/11. When his death was confirmed, the country bowed down to the Canadian lead invader forces. Since then, the provisional dark emperor claimed the country in the name of the Canada.
[edit] Afghans in my internets?
Yes. It's more likely than you think. Just look at the following websites taken over by the afghans. They all redirect to some low budget Persian Afghani music video.
- http://www.futabachannel.com
- http://www.futabachannel.net
- http://www.futabachannel.org
- http://www.tokyohood.com
- http://www.sexymuch.com
- http://www.vandalize.us
- http://www.killthisfaggot.com
- http://www.newfag.net
- http://www.newfag.org
- http://www.iccfunds.com
- http://www.nexwiki.com
- http://www.nexwiki.org
- http://www.dollarmuch.com
Add more if you see any. We don't know whats going on but it is pretty scary.
[edit] Famous Afghan exports
The Afghan hound
The Afghan coat
Afghan carpets
The Afghan afghani, the official currency of Afghanistan
The Afghan snowball [1]
Afghan goo
Afghan pipeline
Afghan tea-bag
Afghani sauna
Afghanistan skunk
Afghanistan haze
Afghanistan slurpee
Afghanistanimation [2]
The AK-47
Opium
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