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Talk:Anabelle Lotus
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Okay, getting better. Still needs work. When you make an article (this is directed at noone in particular), for the love of Buddha, make it worth reading. This seems to have quite a bit of potential, too. ~ Endedrural (talk) 00:48, 3 June 2009 (CDT)
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[edit] attendance
I noticed from all of the pictures that only the parents were dressed as hapless fuck-wits. I find it lulzy that nobody cared enough to show up. But it's not surprising considering all juggalos are illiterate and probably couldn't read the invite. Dr.BadTouch 08:15, 8 June 2008 (CDT)
This thing of a woman doesn't understand how much of a negative impact and image she's setting out for herself, the man she's with and whatever children she may bring into the world later on. The next one, I am sure of this, will come out 3/4 retarded and know not that they're supposed to have killed themselves by in-vitro hanging. Yes, it is horrible to give birth to a life and have it taken away before you get to enjoy that life you brought into to the world. But when you sit there and tell them world that you've been doing drugs, drinking and shit like that while your body is TRYING to be busy making a liver, a heart, a brain a skeletal system, a nervous system and so on, you have to sit back and look at yourself, not the people in the medical field. When that autopsy or the lab work from when this innocent life was born comes back, may god help these people. I already know one whore that is going to jail for attempted murder of her child. He was found with cocaine and heroin in his system when he was born...that clears the body within 72 hours...think about it. Either way, Annabelle Lotus, I am sorry for you. I am happy that she is in a safer and happier place now. Hell is waiting for Julez. Or whatever her retarded, fat-faced name is.
[edit] Dox?
What does ED rules say about dox?
Also, need moar lulz. --Magma 06:35, 4 June 2008 (CDT)
- No dox. But you can link to an outside source. However, if they were put on the internet by the happy couple themselves, then they're probably fine. I'm going to take them down for now, though. I'll leave the address and phone number in the funeral notice go, since it was posted by them. ~ Endedrural (talk) 14:54, 4 June 2009 (CDT)
You mean Boondox? He's tight as fuck yo.
Lulz were had in this article. It does a pretty good job of avoiding being retarded.
I always wondered when it would all come to a head :( Afreakinninja 00:59, 11 June 2008 (CDT)
- dox. Not what you were thinking. It doesn't matter, their info got leaked out everywhere and from what I hear people have been calling them nonstop at all hours. --Drunkenlazybastard 01:03, 11 June 2008 (CDT)
Don't you see? That's EXACTLY what we're looking to do when we leak dox! Cause misery and aggrivation. For graet justice.Albino Chao 10:47, 11 June 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Potential
The quality of this article has gone way up in a few days. I think I'm going to feature it on the front page before too long while the lulz are still fresh. --Drunkenlazybastard 21:11, 6 June 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Ya'll a soooooooo wrong!
I have a feeling NONE of you have ever lost a child, Well it fucking hurts a lot and just because she didn't show her greif like YOU all wanted her too that makes her a bad mom you are gonna post shit about her degrade her and humilate her. You must all be some pretty sad people when you have to pick on dead baby and her mother. Instead of blowing her down did any of you try and talk to her ask her why she did some of things that she did. It's people like you who make other kills themselves but that probably doesn't bother you, you probably want that to happen like it's your goal or someting. I know if any of you would have done any of this to me when my 1st son died I would gladly go to prison for killin all your stupid asses. Unless you have felt the hurt of a child be taken by ingorance it's NOT your place to judge. Oh, and if you want to say "well you probably did drugs and was stupid when you were pregnant" well you're wrong my son was murdered his physcho dad took him one night killed Trenton then himself. So insead of just assuming that she was the fault of her babies death, why don't you ask her what the hell happened. Have some respect and reach out to her don't hate her because you want to believe in everything the internet says.
If any of you do have children you have be taken by ignorance I found a help circle called Mothers Against Wrongful Deaths. Show support for ALL mothers, don't hate on them even if you think that they are at fault, they still hurt inside.—The preceding comment was added by TerrysAngel, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
- I have a feeling that you have had no son. Enjoy your fail. Pink Poodle 10:57, 7 June 2008 (CDT)
- ED can be Satyrical Wiki? RachmaninovDESU 12:15, 7 June 2008 (CDT)
- Mothers Against Wrongful Deaths? MAWD? Um, catchy acronym (?).--Fdl 12:31, 7 June 2008 (CDT)
Silly clown, juggalos aren't people. ~ Endedrural (talk) 00:53, 7 June 2009 (CDT)
- The baby died of Clown's Syndrome, tbh. Pink Poodle, sniff!
10:53, 8 June 2008 (CDT)
- Fucking el oh el. Your son deserved to die for having a stupid cow like you be the mother. Enjoy your empty life of misery and despair. --Drunkenlazybastard 21:42, 8 June 2008 (CDT)
Ever wondered why you need a license to drive a car, but don't need one to have a baby? Well, because babies of fail parents have a self-destruct button. Enjoy your free food. RachmaninovDESU 06:44, 9 June 2008 (CDT)
- lulz, internets
Chunkmunky 11:11, 10 June 2008 (CDT)
Obvious OP troll is obvious Klokwerkaos 21:34, 10 June 2008 (CDT)
Thats not funny, my brother was stillborn that way.--Freezingmoose 18:35, 11 June 2008 (CDT)
- Let's think about this, seriously. What would that poor kid's life have been like if they had lived through the pregnancy and not been crushed by the mother's drinking/smoking/xanax habit/drug habit/enormous fat ass? Statistically speaking, as a juggatard's daughter, she's likely being born into a household that makes about 12000 a year, which means well below poverty line. She'd have lived a terrible life and grown up to be a retard. That child took the best way out it saw, and we should respect that decision. What makes the juggatard a bad mother is her lack of any depression or signs of it when her daughter died; you see, instead of just shutting down for a week, as my friend's wife did when his daughter was stillborn (she had the chord wrapped around her for two weeks, but the doctor wouldn't even see them), Juggalo Fatass Julz decided to go and try and get some free swag. That's unacceptable behavior in every culture in the world, except for the juggatard cult 'society', where you all act like morons for something that makes you look like sheep.Asmkillr323 10:01, 17 June 2008 (CDT)
- Y SO SERIOUS?--Spic 11:45, 10 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Vandals
I tried to revert, and failed, I remember this article being much longer though. Can someone take care of that? Pink Poodle 11:46, 7 June 2008 (CDT)
[edit] poetry
Did anybody keep the original thread from when anonymous was able to access the parent's myspaces? epic epic lulz were had then. If anybody can access the myspace, or copypasta the mother's ALL CAPS description of herself and the poetry she wrote, that would be amazing.
- They found the cached version, it's in the external links and is fucking hilarious. Chunkmunky 17:12, 10 June 2008 (CDT)
- ooooooh do you have linx to it? CWnerd12
- Damn, the link is busted nao. WTF? Chunkmunky 17:23, 10 June 2008 (CDT)
- Damn, the link is busted nao. WTF?
[edit] Xtube
Can't be one and the same can they? I don't need one
- It doesn't really look like it. Also: SUP ZIP!? --Drunkenlazybastard 07:27, 10 June 2008 (CDT)
- Well fuck. Also: NOT MUCH HOLMES, WHATS UP WITH YOU? I don't need one
- She's not fat enough, but thanks for traumatising me for the rest of the afternoon. RachmaninovDESU 09:38, 10 June 2008 (CDT)
Oh the horror... Klokwerkaos 21:36, 10 June 2008 (CDT)
- I think I'm blind now you fucker.Asmkillr323 09:53, 17 June 2008 (CDT)
- QUE PUTA ES ESTO? MIS OJOS!! Un part de mi murió...... Peor que los Jugglos no hay. Deberian suicidarse.--Spic 12:01, 10 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Juggalo Julz showed up to vandalize!
So, I think we can assume that this article is both hilarious and hurtful. I just want to say, this has been the funniest shit I've read in a while, and if you have a little free time, plz go to youtube, type in juggalo funeral, juggalo julz, etc, and troll the fuck out of a video. It's rewarding and oh so lulzy to watch those trailer trash retards try to defend her. Asmkillr323 09:51, 17 June 2008 (CDT)
This is a really good article. That and the Rangerphiles. Who was the patriot to first discover this lulzmine? --Zellos 22:15, 23 June 2008 (CDT)
Let's all drink to the death of a clown. Lulz. (Albert Mond 20:03, 16 September 2008 (CDT))
