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Talk:Ashura
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Ashura got fired from his job for driving a finger down a girl's vagoo.
Ashura has set his profile to private after visiting this article. (AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!)
There's nothing moar to expect from his profile.
[edit] Things we already know
- He is a pedophile(obvious statement is obvious)
- He should kill himself.
- He has no dick.
- He is still a virgin.
- He is afraid of seeing a woman's body(naked.)
- He wants to have sex with YOU.
- He hypnotizes girls on myspace. (always fails)
- He sucks at video games.(his suicide rate:32423423432...over9000)
- He faps to Chris Crocker.
- He rents porn from a thrift store.
- He is part of the pedophile support group.
- He needs horse viagra.
- He performed goatse on his brother's lap.
- He actually goes to the support adds on ED.
- He can't afford eHarmony.
- He usually cries alone...usually
- He lieks mudkipz.
- He needs Clearasil.
- He is a weeaboo.
- He gets a hard on from watersports.
- He WILL SMASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL
- He MEANS IT.
- He doesn't like it when people write stuff about him.
- He can't stand the light.
- He surgically got balls implanted so he'll feel moar like a man.
- He believes in Naruto.
- He causes faggotry everywhere.
- He is miserable because noone likes him.
- He turns green when he's mad.
- He fails at being anorexic.
- He wants boobs.
- He dreamed of flying with unicorns under the gay rainbow.
- He lied about fucking Shakira.
- He was riding a bike and got it stolen by a nigga.
- He wished he was Britney Spear's new bf.
- He should have been killed by now.
- He tried on his mom's makeup and shitstuffed her bras.
- He snorts when he farts.
- He will buy A DOG.
