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[edit] Ha Ha

I found this article to be very funny, despite my athist side being rather butthurt. The only thing I found in the actual I have issue with is the claim hitler wanted to get rid of religion. Everything I have read says he was a devote roman catholic. If somebody could find a link to the so-called anti religious propaganda, that would be helpful. Otherwise, I'm not even gunna bother trying to edit this page. It's to much of a warzone. That's just somthing to consider.

--Miniges 10:38, October 12th 2008 (EST)

  • [1] This one here says that he is neither, and the fact that he says that there is something unhealthy about Christianity is something. To be honest, the fact that whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian changes really nothing, except that to any side it directs, people get butthurt one way or another.

--IAmNotPhil 3:14, October 19th 2008 (GMT)

[edit] Blargh is a fucking faggot

Quit reverting every single edit, cocksucker. This article isn't funny yet, we're trying to make it less shitty. I'm a faggot --Blargh 20:53, 19 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Atheists worse than Christians?

I think Atheists are just as whiney, if not moar, than fundie Christians that ring your doorbell on a saturday morning at 7 am. There's this whole drama thing going on under the Atheists on youtube right now, brett keane vs. amazing atheist, xild (whore with droopy tits) and judilicious (the look at me im 300 years old but still somewhat attractive i think whore) --Divx-Mongool 14:20, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

I'm a nonbeliever, and I agree; enough dramatic, messianic atheist bullshit. Let's ream these fuckers good--Brakeu 04:05, 4 March 2008 (CST)

I'm also an atheist and you're right. Some of the things they do make me facepalm. Drag 'em out in the street and shoot 'em. Sooner or later they're going to be interrupting my breakfast at 7:30 AM just to hand me another worthless pamphlet that makes for a good firestarter, only they'll be atheists. Doesn't matter, my fireplace enjoys pamphlets no matter what group you're from. --Captcouch 02:45 2 January 2009 (EST)

[edit] Re: Atheists worse than Christians?

On behalf of Atheists and whoever else had to struggle through that butchery of the English language, I'd like to give my opinion.

Look at the Atheist page before opening your mouth, my friend. It was undeniably made by some annoyed Christians because they are at a loss of where or how to properly project their built up anger (Which I'm guessing roots from the denial of the obvious fact that their imaginary friend in the sky is blatantly nonexistent).

I know many Atheistic people can be close minded-- but are we ignoring this is true for religious people as well? The same goes for when each group tries to shove their beliefs down your throat, and so on.

What I'm trying to say is, I personally don't think Atheists are worse, but it all depends on who you're talking to. --Pirate 15:16, 26 June 2007 (CDT)

  • Hey wanna hear a joke. What's the difference between that guy stereotyping all athiests as arrogant supremacist assholes and athiests that stereotype all Christians are regressive Bible-bashing dumbasses? Nothing! And since when are we ignoring that there are close-minded religious people? Check the ED articles on the religions. They're just as satirical and biting as this one here. However, criticism of those religions aren't present here, because this article is about ATHIESTS. And stop whining about this article stereotyping athiests. EncyclopediaDramatica stereotypes everyone. If you don't want that type of humour go to eBaums. --Fuckburger 00:44, 28 June 2007 (CDT)
    • It's sad though that I usually hear more bickering about Atheism though, but yeah, of course, I hear my fair share of religious faggotry that makes me facepalm, but enough serious bullshit, i'll try to add a few lulz, but don't expect epic win. Touhouhijacklol 09:36, 10 July 2007 (CDT)
      • Atheists are extremists without anything to believe in but their own superiority. They are also very, very funny to troll Crakwhrrr 09:50, 10 July 2007 (CDT)
        • I added a bit to the article. Someone add some drama to make it better, or rewrite whatever. Also, I think the Christianity article is really lacking, seeing how fucking long this one is. Touhouhijacklol 21:07, 10 July 2007 (CDT)

ATHEISTS DID COMMUNIST THE CULTURAL REVOLUTION NEVER FORGET!!! -BURK

in comparison to the Christianity, Judaism, and islam articles, this one is a bit lacking. Anyone want to do anything to it?

Yeah I added some shit, someone could try tweaking the formatting I guess.

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 12:52, 4 November 2007 (CST)

Aw, did somebody challenge your faith? Go fap over a half naked bleeding jew.--SadisticMonkey 00:08, 7 December 2007 (CST)

Are you fucking stupid! - i subscribe to no faith, i certainly have some things in common with atheists (like lacking a belief in god/gods)- but they are far too embarrassing to ever wish to refer to myself as one ... ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 20:12, 11 December 2007 (CST)

ED has been going downhill for a while now. No big news. --A Big Black Man 10:46, 18 December 2007 (CST)

Tell me this is a fucking joke....gah....--Brakeu 04:04, 4 March 2008 (CST)

Newsflash: This article used to be good, then you faggots fucked shit up--Shitsux500 09:17, 17 March 2008 (CDT)

Well, at first I was a bit put off, until I read the Christian article, and so I know that the "lulz" is spread evenly so I don't care. I do have a slight suggestion though. The Christian article has a bunch of ridiculous and outrageous facts that anyone with eyes can see are fake, but this article seems like a bunch of the weak drive by christian comments you'd see on an atheist forum that everyone just ignores. It honestly, to me, sounds like a bunch of whiney butthurt xtians trying to get back through the only venue that encourages stupid arguments (for the sake of funny). I'm absolutely fine with atheism being mocked, and this article doesn't sting a bit, but it's kind of boring. Honestly, you could find something that looks exactly like this on conservapedia... well, that's probably a bad example because that's really not saying much. But seriously, less "Atheists are mean assholes sitting in their parents' basement being mean to good sunday school kids" and more, you know, funny. --Robert Paulson 14:01, 2 December 2007 (CST)

--- yeah the basement stuff is standard Blargh ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 17:55, 8 May 2008 (EDT)

This article made me laugh. stupid atheists, thinking their always right. hail satan! oh, and it's funny that only the mormon belief is not made fun of on ED :D how random can it get! southpark might've been right after all. go xtians! may your butthurting amuse me till the ends of time, right next to the antics of the SoC --Shishikyuu 01:31, 21 January 2008 (CST)

This article is funny. We're supposed to believe all religion is bullshit from a bunch of fat ass blowhard white guys in their teens, twenties, and thirties who probably haven't gotten laid in years. Being an Atheist doesn't make you smart...it just makes you a godless fuck, like everybody else these days. Codeine 21:01, 13 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Missing the point

STFU all christfags and atheistfags. Isn't Æ supposed to have pages on EVERYONE? Hey, some of the shit on æ offends me, but it's the intarwebs. I'm not going to get all butthurt because fucking anonymous said something offensive to me. If you're not just doing it to make a statement, then you can take a fucking joke.

[edit] Everyone who's responsible for this article should be banned

It is so unfunny, I almost injected myself with AIDS while reading it. Cursed be you all!

  • You are a faggot. --Fuckburger 03:24, 19 October 2007 (CDT)
  • No, I'm not.
    • lol butthurt

[edit] This talk page

pretty funny in itself--Facebook2 17:54, 1 November 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Wow shut the fuck up

Im an Atheist a really 'strong' atheist but who cares if an article on ED slags atheism.Thats what this site is for.there arent going to be millions(well i dunno the exact number) of articles dissing everything else in this world and then praising atheism.Fuck that.Get over it and stop the edit war how fucking juvenile

[edit] Intro Change

I made a bit of a change with the intro. Blast me to hell if its lame. Sorry if I'm doing it wrong, but it's "hard" to concentrate with this massive boner I got from cumming out of Lurking. Maybe I'll make some other changes later if its OK. Phelot 00:24, 5 December 2007 (CST)

I rewrote the whole beginning, added and took out some stuff from Drama, and added Important Facts... I can see where some folks thought it sounded like butthurt Christians wrote it and hopefully this helps make it lulz, rather then controversial. It's my dream to help make ED the first choice for truth people turn to, rather then the other wiki. Phelot 15:26, 5 December 2007 (CST)

  • dont get too excited - its not all about lulz -

"Articles don't always have to be full of lulz. Satire isn't always "omg...lol...that is so funny!"." ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 15:47, 5 December 2007 (CST)

    • You're right. Sawwy Phelot 18:28, 5 December 2007 (CST)

Props on making it sound less like a shitty butthurt Christian rant, Phelot. SixhundredSixtySix 20:58, 5 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Hay

Someone should work the fact that atheism is an islamic sect into the article. I cannot think of a witty way to do it myself right now but the truth must never be held back!-Ketthe KangaJewSodomy plz 00:15, 7 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Whoever did the Jew joke here.

This page is 100x funnier than the shit posted in the shit articles on Christianity and Islam (I haven't seen Judism yet). Whoever did the "If your an atheist who was a jew, your still a jew" joke, needs to go repeat it on the Christian and Islam pages (because they're both just off-shoots of Judism). I can't think of a way to do it without just copying and pasting the one here (and replacing "atheist" with "Christian").

But some things did strike me as "just dumb". The top tag asserting that "Evolutionist want to Murder You", no matter how I look at it, isn't funny. I passed the tag to a friend, and he doesn't find humor in it either. Anyone else think its just dumb? --rasinsmustdie 18:27, 15 January 2008 (CST)

  • The "If you were born a Jew and converted to Atheism, you are still a Jew." quote doesn't really apply to those other articles. It's meant more that in RL, if you were born a Jew, then forever you'll be one, even if you become a Nazi and murder Jews. Game Over, you're still a Jew, just as da black folk can have fucking Swedish ancestors, but they're still black as Chocolate Rain. The "Evolutionists" pic may not be funny to everyone, but then some of the parts you may have found humorous won't be funny to others. Keep in mind: For every article on ED, there's a lurker that's butthurt over it. God Bless You All Fuckers!1! Phelot 13:36, 16 January 2008 (CST)


fuck you i found it hilarious and im studying to be a fucking paleontologist. suck my cock atheist scumbag, ALLAHU AKBAR!!! -BURK

[edit] Dear Christians

I don't share your point of view but I won't get my lazy ass up to complain about it.

  • That's great. What's your point? Munkeh 23:58, 15 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] This article is full of aids and fail

Internet atheist drama is funny enough, so can butthurt xtians plz stop defecating shit like this all over the page? Feebas factor 23:07, 14 February 2008 (CST)

Lies, there are some true gems here. I mean look at this.

"Atheists are people who have learned to stop sucking God's dick and realize humans are the top of the food chain, when you die, you get eaten by worms and that's the end. Too bad, go cry to your 'God' about it. many more think atheists are great, and those who believe in God are self-absorbed, holier-than-thou pieces of shit who don't know how or when to shut the fuck up." There's so much irony in it. I'm surprised no-one's noted how much atheists crapflood the Bible and take it all literally, even the most batshit crazy fundamentals don't spout so many Bible quotes, and then the best part is that they try to tell you that that's exactly what you believe. You also need a page for those small incidences or people which aren't deserving of an individual page but still provide enough lulz and e-drama to be chronicled. Shep 03:05, 16 February 2008 (CST)

Right, there are atheists making idiotic self-fellating edits as well, but at least those all end up in the right place. On second thought - "SLAUGHTERING YOUR CITIZENS IS OKAY AS LONG AS YOU'RE AN ATHEIST." Would someone plz explain how that actually constitues a "Butthurt Atheist EDit"? Disregard that, I suck cocks. Will clarify for others though. Feebas factor 13:16, 17 February 2008 (CST)

yo' motha fucka, you is wrong (god's lawl, internets lawl).--Atheistlulz 12:20, 9 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] idiocy

i dont have a problem with the idea of making fun of atheists, i am after all, an agnostic. but this article is fucking terrible. around the worst on ed. plz delete it, its a stain on ed

  • WHOA GUY! I think this article angers the most ED users out of them all since it's about something that, admit it or not, is taken seriously by many ED users. We all know that religion is stupid. But taking atheism seriously is probably worse and VERY Uncyclopedia like. <3 Phelot 02:17, 27 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] April 1st edits

I made a bunch of edits on April 1st, but someone reverted them asking WHY GOD WHY. Compare the page before and after, foolio! It was about as patchy and unreadable as a GameFAQs pokemon walkthrough, so I took out a small portion of the horrible unfunny shit.

Garbage on this page:

  • All those tag things at the beginning ugh
  • The whole "Beliefes" section talks about fucking monkeys or something LMBO HOW RANDOM.
  • Hey look at this stupid unfunny goat poster thing, gotta make sure we flank the opening paragraph for +2 on our attack rolls
  • Every other part of this page
I agree, as pointed out above. BTW, the "Beliefes" section was added by a creationist/troll - I copied it to a more appropriate spot where its humour was actually obvious, so feel free to delete it here if there's no way to make it remotely lulzy in this context. Which I doubt there is. Feebas factor 21:16, 8 April 2008 (CDT)
Word up nigga, looks like I'll be bringing back the lulz by re-doing my edits as well as adding in the changes that peeps made since then.Computer 14:18, 14 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Added Pic.

Let those who actually want to contribute to this article's lulz factor decide if they want to keep it or not. Captain Hat 23:06, 4 May 2008 (EDT)


[edit] EDIT WARZZZZZZZ!!!11!1

Dearest Solarius, I made a lot of changes to this here article and you reverted it to remove one quote, at least that's what I gathered from your summary. I don't know what you're talking about with "HINDUS" and such... perhaps no one does, but that quote was from an atheist. But whatever, feel free to remove it if you want and make whatever edits you wish, that's your God given right. <333333 Phelot 14:17, 7 May 2008 (CDT)

I'm atheist actually, but that thing I thought was Hindu was actually "Sabian" but it's not something atheist at all, whoever that guy was, he must be a retard, anyway here's a wiki link on the subject, like anyone cares...feel free to trash the article just don't fill it with random unfunny crap as it had been for a while. (Solarius 16:53, 7 May 2008 (CDT))

[edit] gb2/bed Zenophile

stop crying you faggot- Theyid 13:47, 8 May 2008 (CDT)

lol u r funny. i didn't even write this. just reverted vandalism from atheists who complained it was too mean, also i am an atheist - just not an evangelical one --- and i havent even looked at the changes in the last 4 months.

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 16:53, 8 May 2008 (CDT)

This article looks like a whiny, tear-soaked rant by a Christfag who just lost an argument on the Internet Infidels forum. If I were an atheist, I'd be loling. Not because this article is truly lulzy but because of how pathetic the author of this thing was to write this crap. Shunyata Purnata 01:21, 28 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] I maded teh article

I got rid of that ghey tatto picture and added something marginally funnier, and moved the evolution banner to the creationism page....a link to an article on The Guardian was posted because the amount of WAAAAAAAAAAAAAmbulances that atheists were riding on that page was truly biblical lol Sorry about the Ann Cuntler reference on the troll tips I couldn't help myself....I just came....


[edit] Long Fight is Looooooong

I've found this article on Richarddawkins.net:



My advice - start at the end and read backwards. The Christfag who started it tried to debate them at first but seems to have given up and turned troll. The last few pages contain a few lulz. MudkipsPlz 20:18, 24 June 2008 (CDT)

  • Yes, thar be many italics, underlines, and bold text in that long, sad thread. When you underline something and make it bold, it makes it right. Italics show that you're smart (even though Italians aren't amirite? LOL WORD PLAY) Phelot 12:38, 23 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Wat

Has the article just been given up upon - as any sort of "objective humourous analysis of drama" or the like - and instead been converted into trollbait for unsavvy atheists? I mean, I'm not entirely opposed to that, and I guess it's rather fitting; I'd just like to clarify after reading such passages as this:

"Atheism is a religion for jerks who worship themselves instead of God."

As a general note, the rest of the article should be kept fairly consistant - i.e. material that is most likely and most commonly used to troll atheists, whether it actually makes sense or not. Jokes responding to or too obviously parodying theist arguments derail the article, and can cause it to look like (unsurprisingly) a mess of pro-atheist/anti-atheist snark, butthurt and backfired jokes. Feebas factor 20:41, 3 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Take it from an Athiest.

Dude i am a big moaring athiest and you just described my saturday moarnings perfectly (i do get maor, only thing you got wrong:)) So true i LOVE right up the ass, which is why i do not massicre all tardtions. I love having them shove life up my ass, feels good roflmaor. But hey, i take it in my big fat white ass all the way to my bearded neck for the lulz:)

[edit] Sigh.

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[edit] Possibly Lolcow???=

I've put this guy under atheist insted of christfag because he seems to be more like a troll trying to make Christians look bad. Of course if he turns out to be real - PROPHET!!! --MudkipsPlz 20:29, 28 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Allah is God

You infedels, ALLAH is god. Mohammod is my favorite pedo! PS. Jebus is a faggot.

Image:Mohommadfuckingpig.jpg

--FukkenTroll 01:18, 6 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] This article makes fun of atheists... not the religious

If you want to make fun of the religious, do it in the Christianity, Islam, Judaism, God hates Fags, God, Religion... or any of the other hundreds of pages that make fun of the religious. This page, however, makes fun of atheists, not the other way around. There's simply too much shit here that makes fun of the religious and defends atheism. There's nothing WRONG with that, it just doesn't belong on this page. There are clearly people here who think that their belief in nothing is very serious business and is too sacred to be made fun of, and I'm afraid that you're wrong. Nothing is sacred, and atheism isn't beyond criticism. Sometimes the edit wars get so bad on this page that the page itself ceases to make sense, and, more importantly, ceases to be funny. Munkeh 17:36, 5 October 2008 (CDT)


[edit] Lulz

The internet ≠ srsbznss, guise. Let drama happen on other websites. Or IRL. Reference link provided in case you don't know what that means.

--Tripfag 16:07, 9 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Calpurnpiso

There's this retard on Youtube called Calpurnpiso. He gives the Rational Response Squad a run for their money. In one of his videos he claims that Christianity "invented" pedophilia and immorality.

    • That wasn't my post. Read the edits before you judge them, kthx. IAmNotPhil 20:17, 11 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] Ed is Like Rule34

It seem that Atheist are starting to hate the Lulz...... It seem That they havent realized that ED trolls Everyone And Everything its Like the Rule34: If it Exist It Should be Trolled no exception (unless if we are trolling Lulz)

[edit] The Epic Explosion Theory

I think it may be lulz worthy to mention that the epic explosion that started the universe theory was conceived by Roman Catholic priest, Georges Lemaître. Pretty strange that "free thinking" atheists who despise religion like Dawkins and that neckbeared retard TheAmazingAtheist, believe in a theory that originated from someone they would consider their anti-thesis. Then again it might not be all that lulz worthy, so I am not changing it until somebody decide if it is. --J Grant Fox 02:17, 10 November 2008 (CST)

You know why "Reductio ad Hitlerum" is retarded? Apply logic here, if you figure it out. Solarius 04:30, 10 November 2008 (CST)
Yeah you are right, so forget the idea, it was pretty shitty anyways, and I am glad I did not make the changes before hand. --J Grant Fox 05:51, 10 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] Electric skipzzabee Part III

Anyways atheism is pretty cool guy eh? Fights religion all day and doesnt afraid of anything!--Undrakanslarinn 16:52, 28 December 2008 (CST)

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