Talk:Bean
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Whoever has created this page has serious mental problems. I can't comprehend why someone could be so cruel. I know how well this girl can draw and edit pictures and the fact that someone could try to hurt her like this is beyond me! Even if one did trace anything, noone deserves this abuse. This is a human being with feelings that you are dealing with here. The fact that you are slandering her so bad is basically illegal. Buy a gun? Put it in your mouth? WOW! You are truly sick!
- BAWWWWWWWWWWW! SHE'S GONNA SEND HER E-LAWYERS TO GET US.
Fact: No one cares what you think. Pull your head out of your ass, stop your gratuitous worship of the skanky lolcow, quit sucking Bean's dick, and go question your mother as to why she wasn't more adept with her clothes hanger.--Bea 10:41, 31 October 2007 (CDT)
- Ho shit, Bean doesn't actually have brothers. Making her spanking story all the more fucked up.Bea 10:51, 31 October 2007 (CDT)
ELAWYER?...Fuck no honey! This is my daughter you are talking about, so maybe you should consider caring what I think. I can also find ways to get you banned from anything you post on darling. Hatred like you have is a crime when you start the shit you and whomever else has been posting here.
- Blair's mommy? I loled. Being as it's already obvious you're probably Blair or one of her cock-sucking friends who wants to gain her approval. Blair's e-family is apparently MADE UP.
Also, your unwarranted self importance in thinking you can get me banned from anything is funny in a "look-at-that-retarded-kid" sort of way. And you're still threatening e-action.
What the fuck. Get back in your cage.--Bea 11:11, 31 October 2007 (CDT) Grow up little girl. Does your mommy know what kind of foul mouth you have, darling? Focus your energy on something worthwhile, maybe you can still become a decent human being...but with the shitass attitude you already have, I'm sure it's too late.
- I like how you tell me to grow up and then you use a retort so juvenile (does your mommy know about your yadda yadda yadda) that most normally developed children stop using when they realize how socially inept it make them look.
Bonus irony on the "focus your energy on something more productive." CAN YOU FIGURE THAT ONE OUT FOR YOURSELF, SHERLOCK? Or do you want me to break it down into little bite-sized pieces again? The funniest part of this is that I bet your "daughter" would be mortified at the piss-poor job you're doing of defending her e-honor. AT LEAST WE KNOW WHERE BLAIR GETS HER BRAINS AND RHETORIC SKILLS, AMIRITE? --Bea 11:57, 31 October 2007 (CDT) Your anger makes me chuckle...did somebody do harm to you when you were younger? Is that your problem? That poor attitude must come from some deep dark secret... As for brains...I won't even go there - you wouldn't understand:)
Ms Blair's Mumsy, are you proud of her? Or are you currently regretting decisions you made during pregnancy. Which is it you regret most, the IV drug use, or only realising too late to utilise a happier solution. If I was a whore, I only hope my mum would be so proud of me. Brise 12:05, 31 October 2007 (CDT)
You are all in serious need of psychotherapy. And sweetie, don't use projection in your comments. If your mom used drugs, it doesn't mean I ever did. SORRY!
- I don't think anyone's angry. Capslocks are cruise control for cool. Also: My attitude results from being repulsed by your degenerative stupidity and your false sense of self-worth. And it's funny how your seem to want to insult my intelligence, but can't actually come up with anything to say. GTFO.--Bea 12:13, 31 October 2007 (CDT)
I like your attitude Ms Bean, please, fill us in on the truth then. Either your daughter has a sick fantasy world where she desires things that you should be disappointed about and additionally questioning your parenting skills. Or things your daughter writes are real, and you are a failure at nurturing and protecting your daughter. Brise 12:15, 31 October 2007 (CDT)
- She speaks da truth. Are you aware that your daughter wants to be spanked by her imaginary older brother?--Bea 12:18, 31 October 2007 (CDT)
- Additionally if her fetish is guy on guy spanking, and her passion is other girls, how come she was the one getting spanked, rather than just observing her two imaginary brother spank each other? I think there is even more to this story than we know so far. Brise 12:24, 31 October 2007 (CDT)
You know something, honey? This is the fuckin Web...Obviously, here, you can be someone you are not. Just like you are feinging what you really wish you could be(eg. smart, tough, etc...) These sites she was on is all about fantsy, art, and so on. I really don't understand why you have such a preoccupation with what she writes or draws. If you are so offended by it, why post a page dedicated especially to her? Does it turn you on deep down? Maybe you should just ignore it, because let's be honest here - you are only drawing more attention to her. And you know what little missy? Negative attention is still attention. Eg. Marilyn Manson. Need I say more? Thank you for your efforts to make my daughter famous!! :)I bet that's not really what you set out to do was it?
So you are proud of her? "My fetishes are: Spanking, Eating-out, nipple sucking, head, and having same sex partners". So you think she might be famous for her art, and her fantasies, rather than her slutty behavior? What sort of mother are you? I guess I was wrong though, it is not her own fault entirely for how she has turned out. I do hope you feel ashamed of yourself though, you might as well pimp her out, to help her get famous. Brise 13:01, 31 October 2007 (CDT)
Too funny!!! I'm sure you wish you had a mother that cared as much as I do. You don't know me or my daughter, so really you haven't got a clue. You have no idea how I parent, or how my daughter acts in real life. I thought having any kind of an imagination was a good thing, no matter what the content, as long as it's not what you are really about. Stories and pictures are not real life my dear. Didn't you learn that in school? Like I said before, I bet your mother wouldn't much appreciate the way you treat others, if you even have one that is...
No, I have no mother, its much like the story of Aphrodite without the bloody beginning. If you take a look I did not make a single contribution to the article about your daughter. If you feel this is going to help her famous why are you here whining about the article anyway? If you search for an article about me on here, you will not find one. This is because unlike your daughter I do not act like a whore with delusions of grandeur. If you really want to help make her famous, why not just leak nude pictures of her, it works for youtubers. Brise 13:17, 31 October 2007 (CDT)
I am hurt by the things being said and being posted okay. I gave birth to this girl and she will always be my daughter. I'm not saying that I think everything she says is cool - sometimes I don't get it. But she is not a bad person. She is actually a very kind and good kid, no matter how warped her art and such is. She has never hurt anyone that is in her life, even though she was bullied as a young girl. She is always the first one to accept someone who is an outcast - to treat them like they matter. It's sad that she found something that she enjoys and that she truly is good at, because I can tell you that I have seen her sit and draw all by her l'il ol' self and do an awesome job...You people on here are trying to take all that away from her too. That is just cruel. I am her mother and I will stick up for her if it means taking a bullet for her. You just don't have a clue...And you can repost and laugh at me, call me a bad mom, call me an IV drug using whore myself...I don't care. You just have no idea how shit like this hurts a mother. So, come on people give me your worse. Sit there at your computer desk and laugh til it hurts. Let's see how well your momma's raised YOU.
Proposal: Put your e-lawyers away and actually talk to her about how you feel instead of blindly defending her. Guide her as well as you support her, perhaps help her find more healthy outlets for her feelings. If she did we wouldn't have anything to write about. Brise 14:00, 31 October 2007 (CDT)
Thanks, but don't ever tell me how to parent. My children know I feel - yes, I managed to stay off the crack for 3 children. We talk openly about everything, she told me about FAC and about this site as well and so I had to read it. WOW It's opened my eyes to what people are like out there. To be honest with you, I don't want my children out in a world full of haters and flamers. Constructive criticism I can handle - not this shit. You have no idea what I do for a living, but FYI, Ihelp people with hate in their heart and I also help people who have been hurt by people such as yourselves. So, you put that under your little hat and think about my background, my education and about how a mother's heart is stronger than any hate out there. It's been a treat seeing how your minds work, and I hope you enjoy yourselves as you desroy people's egos, dreams and self-esteems. Have you ever lost someone close to suicide because they took comments, that were lashed out at them, to heart? Have you ever had to work with a family who just couldn't understand why their loved one decided to actually follow the instructions that these sites suggest? To talk to a mothere who had to read a suicide note talking of pain and the inability to go on and then find their child with their head blown off or their tongue bloated out of their mouth from the pressure of a noose around their neck? I have, and it's the hardest part of my job. Bullying is bullying no matter what the forum. A website is no different than a playground when there is this kind of torment. But I'm done now...I will post nothing further because I don't think it will make a difference in any of your so-called hearts. I hope it inflates your fractured self-worth to hurt others. Good site guys!! Congratulations on all your hard work! Your mothers would be proud.
- L-O-Fuckin-L. Hi Bean's "mommy". WOW. You sure are hip to internet slang, aren't you? And the contrived story about witnessing suicides and being a super cool suicide counselor or whatever the fuck you are was a nice touch! Really! It might be believable if it weren't for the fact any real counselor would be HORRIFIED at the fact their daughter is such a fucked up nymphomaniac, emo bitch. She steals ART from other people. And, no, this isn't something she did in the beginning of her art -- ahem -- "career". The mods over at FAC even uncovered pieces that were traced just a week ago. She steals the hard work of others to fuel her egotistical delusions. She needs to apologize to each and every artist she ripped off and also stop acting like such a whore. Kthx. -- Love, Bevira. <33
- So let me get this straight. You gather from our behavior on the internet that we are all terrible people who didn't have wonderful parents like you. You act like the creation of this article makes us terrible people who, apparently are only trying to be smart. And yet, by the same merit, your daughter parades around on the internet being a copyright infringing, foul-mouthed, grammatically incorrect gutterslut and this happens to be a healthy outlet for her creativity and imagination? Either we aren't the terrible individuals that our internet activity proves us to be, or daughter really is a whore. So which is it? If you're so smart, back up your claim.
- Okay first of all, if you want your daughter to stop being butthurt, then actually kick her ass off teh intarnetz so she wouldnt act like a complete retard,
second, why the fuck are you arguing with us? If your such a smartass, you would know that your daughter is a fucking slut, a disgrace to the human race, and would know that arguing with us is pointless, playing E-Pyschologist wont do you good here, oh but wait, your not a real pyschologist are you? AMIRITE BEAN? ~~Teddy
i think Bean is a pretty cool guy seh eats everythin in my refrigerator and doesn't afraid of anything ~~Orly44
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[edit] 'Whom'
Learn to fucking use it. Littertray 11:40, 31 December 2008 (CST)
[edit] Inclusion of Talk Page Drama
Oh wow.. I'm not sure which I like moar: the main article, or the shitstorm above! Any possibility of inclusion of her "Mom's" gallant effort to drag her "daughter's" name out of the mud? Granted, I understand the likelihood of the above being a troll, but with all the talk about incest and siblings, this could be solid gold for the page! --SmallChange 12:45, 2 November 2007 (CDT)
- This was my first time, and I liked it. Brise 12:55, 2 November 2007 (CDT)
- Yup. I have the screencaps and plan to add them over the weekend.--Bea 16:54, 2 November 2007 (CDT)
- UPDATE: Added it.--Bea 10:17, 3 November 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Pictures
I am photoshopping a glorious family tree for Bean. Any fake pictures of brothers please.
- Like picture of her FAKE brothers or FAKE picture of her brothers?--Bea 12:39, 1 November 2007 (CDT)
- The first one, pictures of people that claimed to be her brothers. Thank you. Brise 13:39, 1 November 2007 (CDT)
[edit] TOC
Someone put a goddamn table of contents on this plz.--Bea 12:39, 1 November 2007 (CDT)
- Gracias to whoever took care of this. --Bea 17:51, 1 November 2007 (CDT)
[edit] FUCK YEAH.
We're the going to be the article of the now on November 4-5th! Tell your Grandma! She'll be so proud of you! Except lulzy raids and get those print screen keys ready.
In other news I'm going to be working on a "Goofy Time" picture for Bean. It'll be a good addition to the article. Also: Let's see some fan arts.--Bea 12:17, 2 November 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Mommy Dearest
plz be adding lulz to this section kthnx--Bea 21:02, 2 November 2007 (CDT)
[edit] pathetic
all i've got to say is it's really pathetic that she traced over other people's artwork and posted it as her own. come the fuck on. that's pathetic. like the article, very good article of the now. -Manhandle 04:01, 4 November 2007 (CST)
- Thanks for the feedback.--Bea 08:41, 4 November 2007 (CST)
[edit] Dude
I *totally* fapped to her pics. What a smexy lady. I hope her mom posts tits. B*MILF! Fishpaw 10:31, 4 November 2007 (CST)
- It wouldn't surprise me if Bean has camwhore titpics floating around somewheres on the internets. Real tits-I mean. Not cartoon ones.--Bea 11:43, 4 November 2007 (CST)
[edit] LOLemo
And that, my friends, is why I left Fagart Central.. More fucking immature emo kids than DA could shake its ass at. --British Fucktard Extrordinaire 10:33, 4 November 2007 (CST)
- That's saying something, as DA is pussy central.--Bea 11:43, 4 November 2007 (CST)
[edit] deviantart lurves them some drama
Anyone else on DA notice how bitches like this slip by cause they pump up DA's pageviews? While our beloved Prostshocker gets banned for "/b/ activites?!" wtf srsly. Sarg 19:50, 4 November 2007 (CST)
The help desk is probably overwhelmed with messages from these lunatics and people reporting their tracing or stomach-churning porn. The administration isn't even the most competent to begin with judging how long it takes them to react to anything. Bean needs psychiatric help judging from the fantasies and mommy dearest here. Cubist 08:43, 5 November 2007 (CST)
I'd also like to add that this is hilarious. Come on super mom! Don't give up in round one - your thieving sick fuck daughter needs your protection! Cubist 08:50, 5 November 2007 (CST)
[edit] Sorry Guys
I totally fucked up when editing and some of the recent info was lost, I completely forgot I was looking at a pass edit of the page, ugh.
It's been reverted to how it was on the 5th x[ cassie 09:13, 6 November 2007 (CST)
- You will suffer for your insolence. No forgiveness. U R DED FAGET Cubist 03:13, 7 November 2007 (CST)
[edit] She needs another Raid
Unfortunately I can't troll her because DA put such a fuckign huge Isp ban on my ass, every computer I have access to in the area is banned. if any fellow ediots could make me another account it would be greatly appreciated. if not, no big deal. I just want to make her ass cry some more. ~Sabotender
Can't you use proxies? There are tons of sites that provide free proxies. If you want to use multiple proxies and defend against traffic analysis, use the program Tor.... ~MoarVespeneGas
Srsly, this biatch needs someone to call the Waaaaaaambulance for her. Tell them to send the really big one, cause she is muthafuckin fat. Srsly. More like: I'm fat cause i ate a shit load of beans, amirite?
Shit, forgot timestamp, my bad --FrostFlame 18:54, 31 December 2007 (CST)
[edit] infiltration
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=113264757 - Myspace (LOL FRIENDS ONLY) (not if you are a friend) I'm in guise! screenshots (definately) and perhaps n00dz if I am successful. more to come Sabotender666 23:36, 24 January 2008 (CST)
Man, Bean has a uber wonderful mommy. I bet she is so proud of her daughter....the daughter who wants to be fucked by her brother. 133t parenting skillz thar
