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[edit] Removal of Rape Story?

Re-reading the whole article after being away from it for the weekend, I think we should remove the "story" about BitingBeaver's husband raping her, etc. I had a friend of mine read the article and he lol'd until he got to that part, at which point he said, "Wow that is fucked up and kinda sad." NO LULZ = REMOVE? Heartsee2 18:07, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

Plenty of lulz in that story if you look at it right. Also there is without question a shitton of drama there, so it should stay.DramaJason 21:00, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
    • I think bitingbeaver was being an attention whore so I wouldn't take everything that comes out of her trap as the truth. Sonny 22:17, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] the moar you know

the following should be added to the front page's The moar you know:

Did you know..

that if you have sex with a consenting women in the missionary position... YOU ARE STILL A RAPIST. Featherthefish 00:26, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

what about pegging? 16:08, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Sigh

There's something deeply wrong with you people. The Fox news report on evil hacker gangs was stupid, but seriously. Stop fucking people's lives up. Yeah, their family is crazy. Yeah, BitingBeaver is a freak. But why the fuck do you want to ruin their lives? Is an innocent kid's future really worth some 'LULZ'? I know I won't stop anything with this. You idiots have already fucked up a lot of people and you won't stop.

And the sad thing is, if I wasn't an adult anymore, I would probably join this stupidity. #chan is to a light as kids are to mosquitoes.

Besides, you could at least credit the people who found BitingBeaver. Somethingawful did. A few months ago. Look up the Awful Link archive. But it doesn't matter anyway, you silly kids always steal everything anyway. Most of your little jokes originated on BYOB and FYAD. I has bucket and LOLcats, to name two. Did you know that the chocolate rain guy is a goon and that everything originated from there? Stop stealing shit. Grow the fuck up.

Maybe I can knock some sense into a few of your brains, but like I said. You're all too dumb to realize the truth. Sigh.

  • --GGG LEARN TO FUCKING SIGN YOUR USER NAME,Jericho.
We're here to document shit that happened, not to introduce stuff to the internets and say that we found it. It's a wiki, you dumbfuck. If it happened on the internets, we have it documented. gb2/hugbox/ Legendotphoenix 11:06, 12 August 2007 (CDT)
  • Like it or not, this page is just about the only one with a comprehensive look at what recently happened, the BB forum post in question is newer than anything at SA, and most of the focus most of the article oare merely quotes of the insane things that this woman has said... I noticed some random college student just launched a LiveJournal, and the first thing she did was re-post BB's Rapist Checklist, thinking that she was a shining example of feminism and unaware of the recent drama. We've done what we can to keep the doc and personal info out of this article, and aside from Anonymous' persistent chest thumping in the bottom half, this is merely a repost of all the batshit insane things that she has endorsed. Nobody is saying that her life is ruined, especially if she seriously believes everything that she wrote in the name of feminism. ED is not running the attack, just documenting the drama on the internets. Finally, it's not LOLcats, it's caturday. Lurk moar. --Aghar 12:12, 12 August 2007 (CDT)
    • Also for the record, a link to the SA forum post where the BitingBeaver bullshit began is on the Cheryl Lindsey Seelhoff page, marked appropriately as Ground Zero.Heartsee2 18:05, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
      • Thanks. I've written a recap using that info and posted it to both articles. --Aghar 08:44, 20 August 2007 (CDT)
  • Something Awful takes itself pretty seriously for a forum that is run by someone who's name is, honest-to-god, "Dick kyanka". To the point where members (like this whiny faggot) think posting a link to a public blog means they 'invented' clicking it, it's as if they're the Zeriara of internet memes. --Psybex 19:55, 12 August 2007 (CDT)
  • "if I wasn't an adult anymore" HOLY SHIT, did you find the fountain of youth, faggot? --zawarudo

ATTN: RETARD - Zonday isn't a goon, that was a bullshit account someone made. I checked it out. Most of the memes that come out of SA are shitty regardless. Most memes full stop are shitty. But seriously LOLcats weren't even a meme until some faggots at yahoo decided to name them. They were just captioned cat pictures, and they were created all over the internet. BitingBeaver has been making the rounds for years, with the rape checklist. Another thing is that we aren't the fucking chans. We document shit, sometimes they hop on our trolls and we hop on theirs. But we're by no means associated by anything more than mutual hatred. - Mori

[edit] Found?

It says from 4th to the 8th the search for him was on. Does that mean he was found? --Sonny 22:11, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

  • No. To be honest, Legion is has a solid opening book, but their endgame tends to peter out. Also, the staging grounds have been taken over by feminists and noobs last I heard. --Aghar 00:24, 10 August 2007 (CDT)
    • I believe that Anonymous has more than sufficient data to make full contact, so right now it is a waiting game. And yeah, the battlegrounds have become flooded with failure so who knows at this point. Let's hope?Heartsee2 02:15, 10 August 2007 (CDT)
      • I've been following the progress Anonymous has been making. Let's just say that Epic lulz are on the way. -Tasideq 02:54, 10 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Holy shit!

moar lulz! Link Stripper tales! Fellatio! Wannabe an heroine!

  • If she decides to become an heroine because of this, we might as well just shut down the internet because no further win could ever be had. Talk about the end-all be-all of hilarious.Heartsee2 08:51, 10 August 2007 (CDT)

Looks like this is gaining somewhat huge attention: Link.Heartsee2 16:17, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

  • He was tipped off, but that's because he posts a lot of good stuff and covered her before. Now femist blogs are reacting to him, and conservative blogs are reacting to the feminist reaction. Good stuff. Try various blog searches, including the one at goog news. --Aghar 21:12, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

The part I find funniest of all is that Anonymous, while completely amoral, is still vastly more righteous than this crazy bitch. Jefepato 13:32, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

This is epic, and shockingly coherent. A+++ KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 13:39, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

Hey, sorry about the multiple edits, I´m a fucking idiot --Cocheese 14:05, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

I can´t help it, I have Aspergers --Cocheese 14:28, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

I've been following this one closely and making sure to make it as non-failure as possible. Anonymous, in truly strange fashion, has tried to be the force of Good here. Either they will find the son and get his life flipped, turned upside down. Or he will become the latest and greatest an hero. Either way, massive lulz all around.Heartsee2 14:38, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

Someone posted a mangled version of the park story: BitingBeaver is afraid of Parks because Men Go There However it is already mentioned and copy pasta´d further down the article.. --Cocheese 15:15, 8 August 2007 (CDT) 

- deleted it.  KTHX - l0bstarr

This is fucking brilliant. This woman is everything wrong with feminism, and makes the normal ones look bad just for being associated at all. I'm noticing there's no mention of her having made her site private, though, and it seems like we should include that. Anyone know where that'd be best placed? I don't need to add any unfunny to my record. --DrgnmstrSlash

[edit] DOX

KEEP THEM OFF. That is all. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 14:46, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

  • If you want to use dox post them to full disclosure and make an external link. --Eppigy 15:21, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

Fem-Anons seem to be pouring out of the woodwork over this, writing "Save Brandon" and/or anti-feminism remarks on their bodies. That combined with the total lulz of this situation in general should push this whole situation into the upper-echelons of Epic. But maybe that's just me.Heartsee2 18:00, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

  • This is way up there for me. Please screenshot these said images, and make a gallery. PS: This is Article of the Now in two days. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 18:11, 8 August 2007 (CDT)
    • Wow that is great. There are a few more nudes related to this, I will make a gallery at the bottom. I'll also try to bring this article up to snuff with the Cheryl one. Fucking win.Heartsee2 18:22, 8 August 2007 (CDT)
      • Sorry, apparently I beat you to it when I saw the Oh exploitables. Sorry to move the topless pics to the bottom, but I'm trying to get the outsiders to turn on their own people first, then become an EDiot, as they damn well should.Aghar 18:31, 8 August 2007 (CDT)
        • Hmm well, I think we should have that one "SAVE BRANDON" one at the top as well. Apparantly the femnazis are trolling ED, so having that up there is some great lulz. I hope they blog about it. Edit: Actually fuck it, whatever. I did replace it with Beaver's pic though.Heartsee2 18:40, 8 August 2007 (CDT)
          • "Of Teenagers" caption is pure genius. --Aghar 20:37, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Rage

This article fills me with rage! Time to go get me a new pair of beaver skin oven mitts. --Dr.Steaks

[edit] The morning-after pill

Is there any real point to mentioning her trouble getting a morning-after pill? Her complaints there are whiny and over the top, but essentially legitimate; it makes her look slightly sympathetic, which she doesn't deserve and which detracts from the lulz. Jefepato 20:57, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

  • Legitimate or not, her consideration of the fetus as a "parasite" and her desire to send its body parts as "mementos" further solidifies how batshit crazy she really is. That's my opinion on it. -Tasideq 21:02, 8 August 2007 (CDT)
    • Lots of people call fetuses "parasites," and either way, her having an extreme reaction to a truly bad situation isn't really enlightening or informative compared to her having a more extreme reaction to a perfectly normal situation (a 15-year-old watching porn). Her insanity is already crystal clear. Jefepato 21:14, 8 August 2007 (CDT)
      • Well, I can't really argue with that. Just depends on which way you look at it, I guess. Some might be "Haha you're screwed!" whiles others might be "Poor woman...err, womyn". I'd assume the issue was added and referenced in the article since, considering the mindset of the majority of ED users who view the article, it might be pretty lulzy to them. -Tasideq 21:38, 8 August 2007 (CDT)
        • It's for documentation, as the original site is now offline and this is where her e-fame began. Other blogs rallied around her after this and started raising money. I've not gotten around to documenting it all, but see the following sites:
        • --Aghar 23:55, 8 August 2007 (CDT)
        • Okay, I've updated that section to make it relevant to the drama. --Aghar 00:06, 9 August 2007 (CDT)
          • Yes, I recalled hearing that she started to get PayPal donations to fund her abortion. But I couldn't find/remember the source. Thanks for the update, Aghar! -Tasideq 00:24, 9 August 2007 (CDT)
            • Actually, something you will find interesting, in that article from Riehlworldview.com, apparently she was refered by her doctor to go to ER because he was out for the weekend. Because she didn't want to disclose her medical history and she claimed it "invaded" her privacy, she WILLINGLY decided to not take the drug. So, in other words, she created the situation for herself. Then again, it shouldn't surprise anyone. BitingBeaver is a Feminazi attention whore at full force. --Wierdokid182 01:13, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

Clearly there is far more lulz orbiting this particular factoid than I realized. I concede. (Besides, by exactly the same argument I already used, this can't really make her look less crazy either.) Jefepato 01:40, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Wow, Look what I found, then again, don't be shocked

This is a pretty good example of her crazy showing. Observe exhibit A: One brave soul called her out on her bs, and she responses to him with the usual...

Kids as parasites? You bet your ass they are. So are my dogs and my horses. They need me to take care of them, feed them, keep them safe. They are completely unable to fend for themselves unless I do it for them.

Fetuses are parasites. Period. They offer nothing to their host but live from the hosts body.

  • How she can even compare a child to a DOG is beyond me. Then again, it's the same arguement that Zoophiles use so I'm not shocked someone like her could identify with such...I can't even begin to explain how angry this woman makes me. I think Anonymous should own this bitch unlike anything else. I like the work done with Cheryl. This needs to be the Article of the Now. Also, I want to add this Quote, it's truly the most disgusting thing ever. Also, it's amazing how much of a following she's getting.

--Wierdokid182 00:48, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

    • This lady truly phails at life. Of course they can't feed themselves, that's YOUR job and YOUR responsibility as the mother of your kids and the owner of those pets. Fuck... I can't wait until the Legion can pull out the heavy artillery on her. --Tasideq 00:59, 9 August 2007 (CDT)
    • Yeah, I love how she pretends that because she has a cunt she was cursed with a farm in Ohio. Gimme a fucking break.--Wierdokid182 01:22, 9 August 2007 (CDT)
    • Hmm...think we can screw her over as badly as anonymous screwed over Hal Turner? --Dr.Steaks
      • I remember the comment up there, and since they are win, will probably fit it back into the article in a bit. Trying to keep it easy to digest unlike most other articles these days... However, ED only documents the lulz, and leaves Legion to handle the rest if it wants to. It doesn't matter if BitingBeaver gets disgraced in one way or another, because she will always be batty. All that matters is that Brandon learns the truth. (Note:This post features a MacGuffin) --Aghar 02:06, 9 August 2007 (CDT)
        • Quote is in. Did it for the lulz. --Aghar 02:16, 9 August 2007 (CDT)
          • Excellent. You officially win 100 internets--Wierdokid182 15:29, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

Added some truly lulz-worthy information about the 5-day search for Brandon. I'd love to post more but no dox plz.Heartsee2 03:06, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

  • Damn I would kill if there would be anyway to change it to "herstory" at the top for this page.Heartsee2 03:26, 9 August 2007 (CDT)


[edit] Needs

Anyone knowledgeble, please write tips on how Brandon can rape his feminazi mother. BLANKING IN PROGRESS 00:03, 11 August 2007 (CDT)

  • Okay... In the eyes of radical feminists, when you are looking at porn, you are abusing an oppressed, damaged womyn. And when you mentally rape one womyn, you are sexually assaulting all wymmyn. This is why Biting Beaver must stop Brandon, because when he looks at porn he is raping his mom in a way that only a feminazi could be raped. Satisfied? That said, I'd love the incest fact alert moved down below the quotes. Help get the feminist guard down and completely accept the facts of the case, that Beaver's a sick fuck. Of course, at this point, trying to keep the article looking a certain way would be like pssing in the wind, but hey, I'm a ED n00b. --Aghar 01:08, 11 August 2007 (CDT)
I moved the incest Fact Alert to below the quotes.--OMGWTFBBQ 01:26, 11 August 2007 (CDT)


I learned from someone long ago he said that feminists want to be called "womyn" so he instead called them "chycks". BLANKING IN PROGRESS 01:44, 11 August 2007 (CDT)


Okay I heard I didn't do it right and it looks like the box is gone now. Well the suggestion to Brandon that he sex up his hot mom with instructions to rape might be a good idea. I'm sure there's a way for it to be done in the proper tone of the article. Ah well. BLANKING IN PROGRESS 13:58, 11 August 2007 (CDT)

  • It's still there, but after someone moved it to the bottom, it maor-you-knowed, and someone else replaced "incest" with "have sex", which would be more accurate as "have sex(rape)". Potential for lulz seems low, and linking it to some sort of reverse Oedipus complex would fly several miles over the head of most readers. Other crap like the rapist newscaster photo is a stretch too. --Aghar 16:07, 11 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Lulzworthy Comments

Okay I just read that blog someone posted in response to the attacks and I have to say, WTF? Are they really that stupid?? "It has nothing to do with BitingBeavers comments about her son." They claim we are the ones doing it, and talk about our articles on them, yet have they even read the pages? Dr.Steaks 15:18, 11 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Let's Skullfuck that feminist queen bitch

I hereby decree Anonymous is going to kill this ding-dong. I'm going to e-rape this bitch with fucking Lawnmower Man (make that bitch laffy-taffy so hard on her bed) Google Map tactics like whoa in this motherfucker. Feminists shouldn't even exist, fuck. That crust cunt should be praying to Tay ZonDay Goddamn, this bitch should stfu and iron some clothes. That Cockflipping dickface. NRRRRR


So help me, Raptor Jesus. --Fusiontek 18:00, 11 August 2007 (CDT)

  • Lawnmower Man? Cockflipping? I don't blame you for the way you turned out, I blame the patriarchy. --Aghar 20:01, 11 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] This feminazi bitch disgusts me

Forcing your kids to read feminazi literature? Punishing your kids for going through puberty? Wishing you fucking aborted them because they look at porn? Anonymous needs to find this bitch and make her cook my fucking dinner.

P.S. Wanna know why bitches don't need cars? BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE BETWEEN THE KITCHEN AND THE BEDROOM LOL! Toxicity² 16:59, 12 August 2007 (CDT)

I get a mind-hernia every time I see the "I know he's going to co-erce a young girl into sex (rape)" line. Yes, because all sex is rape... Goddamn feminists. --Tap0k 18:16, 12 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Martyr?

Can we make a martyr of this bitch? Seriously.

Martyrd for the cause of being a whacked out feminazi douchebag. Let's rape her with nailguns until she really gets the meaning of 'penetration' NemFX 09:24, 24 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] An open letter to all feminazis

Dear radical feminists,

I see your blogs, I see you whine and bitch that the internet hate machine is threatening you like a spartan warrior and eating your bandwidth like Krystal's sandwich. You cry that you have been harassed by those who won't let go of the amazing powers that "patriarchy" gives them. One has to wonder: do you honestly believe this lunacy, or are you simply trying to pose as victims?

If you truly wish to know why the wrath of the Anonymous legion is falling like chocolate rain over the heads of Biting Beaver and anyone associated with her... I am the /b/rother who will now tell you.

The fact cat confirms: wherever people discuss this, at every forum or blog or chatroom or instant message out there (other than the places where radical feminists dwell), the reaction is one of disgust and perplexity. It is not just a small bunch of pranksters. Haven't you noticed? Everyone is against you. There is a good reason for that; and no, it is not the much feared "patriarchy" or "pornocracy" or whatever monster your imaginations create.

Biting Beaver is trying to indoctrinate her sons into an ideology that makes them ashamed of being men, and everything it implies. She wants them to be ashamed of the most absolutely natural desires. She despaired to find that one of them, oh the humynity, has a taste for porn imagery! But the sight is the most developed sense in humans. A man incapable of getting aroused with the sight of naked women is a man unlikely to reproduce. Biting Beaver wants her sons to be asexual men, to be not-men. She is trying to use guilt and ideology to castrate them.

What is the most common trait among rapists and serial killers? A deep sense of inadequacy. And what is she teaching her boys? That, being men, and having the desires of men, they are inadequate, unfit for living in the ideal world of her dreams. Could it be that she is turning them into monsters? Could one of them become the next Ed Gein? One can only wonder.

What drives Anonymous on this holy crusade against Biting Beaver?

It is pity. We all hate to know that innocent boys being shamed for being born without a vagina. They need to be taken away from the threat, into a home where they will be treasured and respected as human beings.

It is hope. The mad bitch laments that Brandon insists in having "wrong" ideas: he won't bend, he resists, he stands tall and proud, he has the balls to contradict her crap. The force is strong with this one!

It is mockery. Biting Beaver is absolutely ridiculous, fit for the lulz.

Now, that is not surprising. There is always a wacko here and there. What makes this a special case, what makes it so mind-bending, so worthy of the anger of the legion, is the fact that so many stated a complete support of her mad worldview. This revealed that her problem was not simply a single twisted mind, but a twisted ideology, shared by so many, and spreading like a disease.

And that is why Anonymous fights; for the wish to unearth what you want to keep unsaid. Maybe it seems Anonymous wants to make noise to silence you; but it is a noise that spreads on the tubes of the internet. People see it, they post on forums, and more people see it, and spread the word.

With that in mind, perhaps not consciously, but with an instinct of warning all about an impending danger, Anonymous is telling everyone about you. And, the better people know about what drives Biting Beaver, the less likely it is that they will be seduced by an ideology that claims to seek justice and equality, but spreads conflict by dividing humanity in two halves in never-ending mutual hate.

Mockery is the means. Knowledge is the consequence. Your defeat is the goal.

-- Stormwatch 03:30, 25 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Contact initiation

If anonymous fears reprisal for opening contact with /B/randon, post the information pertaining to his whereabouts here and I'll damn well do it myself. MaulMachine 22:08, 30 August 2007 (CDT)

This is what has been found so far, see what you can do. (WARNING: use the Opera browser and set it NOT TO SHOW IMAGES. You have been warned.)
Many thanks, brother. Hmm. Someone else. and I are going to attempt contact operation if we can find a REAL phone number. MaulMachine 18:21, 31 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Sigh

I suppose Anon just gave up on the whole "finding Brandon" thing, right? It's been a few months.

  • The situation got "too hot" as they say. We found her, we had divorce records, the name and location of her ex-husband, the address and location of her house, but she booked it and left with her kids.
But yeah you're right, it has been a few months so it's worth doing some recon. It looks like WomensSpace forums are back open, but Biting_Beaver's blog is still closed. I'll report back in a bit. --Heartsee2 16:50, 27 December 2007 (CST)
Please do! I loved this article. These truly delusional people who believe they are working toward a better world just make for better lulz than furries and weaboos who must, on some level, know what a fucking joke they are. Lurkin4lulz 15:25, 29 December 2007 (CST)
IAWTC. Honestly, it's things like this that maek me proud to be an anon. :*( --Needsmorenoise 02:23, 18 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] ...

Just have the boy raped once or twice, that should be enough to deter him. Fa11lloutfan 15 05:13, 11 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Wow. Just...Wow.

So she's the one who married a man that was into hardcore BSDM (which is a bad idea unless you're into it to begin with, hm?). Then had a kid whom she wanted to make ashamed of being a man because she was upset at her husband, and got pissed because he rebelled? And she's blaming men (the Patriarchy) for this? And on top of that, there are people who fucking SUPPORT HER?

  • It is supreme proof that God is doing it all for the lulz that this bitch apparently only has sons. --Krazy 14:30, 29 November 2008 (CST)

Words fail me.--InspectorIncognito 20:21, 9 September 2008 (CDT)

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