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Contents 1 Weev 2 If you dye your hair, then I could dye it red with your rotten blood. 3 testimonials? 4 Whatever, man. 5 COCK 6 moar 7 ONOZ 8 BANNED FROM FAP

[edit] Weev

The part you edited was written by Blackwingdragon, in order to create an air of verisimilitude, I believe it should remain untouched... For the funnyness of someone writing unfunny shit about himself. I'm reverting your edit for now, hope you don't mind? Plz advise. ~ Banaan 17:33, 10 Sep 2005 (UTC)

• lulz not at all, it's fucking hilarious. --[[User:Weev|weev 5>z u]] 19:41, 10 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • What are the odds of this guy being a troll? I mean... even the name Blackwingdragon, it somehow looks a bit overdone.. Extra e-points if this is a legimate LJ user! ~ Banaan 19:55, 10 Sep 2005 (UTC)
    • His wankful rant on his history as well as his livejournal are way too aspied out to possibly be fake. --[[User:Weev|weev 5>z u]] 20:02, 10 Sep 2005 (UTC)
    • Oh, he's quite real. I've dealt with him since October of 2004. Ask e_richard about this nutball sometime. --Heidi
      • I wish I could still read his loljournal. --E richard 09:18, 11 Dec 2005 (UTC)
        • He's hiding out at YiffStar right now. http://forum.yiffstar.com/index.php?action=profile;u=2209 I must say that this furry website is undertrolled. It even has a chat room with it's troll cherry unpopped yet it's pregnant with drama. If you have time, troll him. A bonus is if a mod takes action on an account the mods sometimes squabble amongst each other.[[ His AIM is: DragonOtaku7 // His MSN is: BWD@uze.net ]] --Xenicus 21:10, 4 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] If you dye your hair, then I could dye it red with your rotten blood.

Oh god, this article is the most hilarious and pathetic piece of shit I've ever read. I still haven't stopped laughing. It's good to see that I always find out when BLACKIE makes a funny by being the most retarded furry on the internet. --Heidi

[edit] testimonials?

i understand undoing the wiki formatting, but was the testimonials section that unfunny/inappropriate? i thought it had potential; there are some really good lines to populate this with. Leam 16:20, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)

• Hm they're not particularly unfunny... but it's always a tricky question whether or not to include such things, we want to keep a certain integrity and don't want to involve other people's opinions, you see? Btw this article is long and comprehending enough as it is, if it's gonna be expanded no one will read it anymore ;) Anyhow good job! ~ Banaan 17:41, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • borderline TL;DR, then. got it. maybe i should make an offline archive somewhere and link to it here. guess ED isn't the wayback machine for lulz. Leam 21:59, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Whatever, man.

This article needs more cowbell and you know it! --Bastardman 23:57, 28 Jan 2006 (UTC)

• It needs absolutely nothing. ~ Banaan 10:31, 29 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] COCK

Dammit, right when I was about to edit the headline to say something along the lines of "Observe: the 15" member enhanced by his psychic powers!"  :-( Next time, Gadget... Leam 00:51, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] moar

<&yak> I don't usually share private data, but i've been inspecting traces of Blackwing's activity on FA, due to all thedrama around him, and discovered that he's actually worse then even described at ED. Here are some samples.
<&yak> > To me, they are fuckups of life that would be better off dead, because they cannot respect basic human rights.
<&yak> ---
<&yak> > You know, I have most of their IP addresses right? And you know what drastically overclcoking a CPU can cause?
<&yak> > Hint. Electric fire.
<&yak> I mean, after all this time playing the internet tough guy, one should learn something, but i guess not *shrug*

-- Nexis ^{( Scream · Contribs)} 02:32, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] ONOZ

It looks like ol' Blacky went and deleted EVERY single post he's made featured here on ED. This ruins my erection forevers.mattedjack

• I have a good number of his replies saved, but next time I will certainly quote while replying. Leam 05:56, 20 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] BANNED FROM FAP

Looks like our retarded friend was banned from the Furry Art Pile. Reasons? Dunno, but it's more than likely the normal extremely long list. --ToyoWolf 04:21, 17 June 2008 (CDT)

Actually children, FAP has shut down. Everyone's account appeared "banned" for "3365" days or around that area. essentially ten years, that stood up for weeks before FAP was permanently closed by the lolmusclemacro admin.