Talk:Brb, compromised

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I demand a proportionate response to this act of e-aggression. Barrrett 16:46, 14 December 2007 (CST)

There's no guarantee that hostile action wouldn't just entertain them. These people are wannabe trolls. --Kintak ^Quality_Nazi 17:13, 14 December 2007 (CST)

This. The best way to get rid of these types is by ignoring them entirely. --JimmyBiskit 21:07, 14 December 2007 (CST)

whoever threw the technical bullshit portion together (MrCervix) deserves a pat on the back Horobod 17:11, 14 December 2007 (CST)

Thanks. And double thank you to whomever put the Prince911 pic for "after the hijacking", I laughed so hard I cried. Lord Licorice 19:30, 14 December 2007 (EST)

There's no such thing as 4chan. All of these, lies.--3r b0 18:42, 14 December 2007 (CST)3rb0

1 this makes me really, really angry
2 About the alleged Q&A
3 Possible V&
4 4chan Status down too.
5 =/
6 WTF
7 This whole situation sucks. However..
8 Look, man
9 NEED MOAR
10 4chan is back online
11 update
12 WTF
13 You guys may want to have a look at this
14 Teamloosh might not have done it?
15 Need Screenshot
16 Glexia owned by the perpetrators of the attacks on 4chan
17 WHY?????????
18 Jews did 12/14?
19 Nevar forget image

this makes me really, really angry

Serious business. I hope those fuckers come down with meningitis and are paralyzed for life. --| »⇔«¿ 20:43, 14 December 2007 (CST)

Is that butthurt I sense? Seriously, no need to get all in knots about it. HedgeJew 21:44, 14 December 2007 (CST)
- You bet your ass there is butthurt. Those fuckers shut down 4chan which houses /b/, the asshole of the internet. They shoved a giant purple buttplug up there so big that goatse would say "DAMN, NEED MOAR LUBE!" They are giving the internets constipation. Do you know what this means? There's gonna be no stopping this shitstorm. --Macdaddy5539 02:03, 15 December 2007 (CST)
  - You make a very good point there. I suppose we should take cover, then? HedgeJew 06:52, 15 December 2007 (CST)
  - You realize that's exactly what they want, right? They're trolls, nothing more.--JimmyBiskit 02:58, 15 December 2007 (CST)

About the alleged Q&A

Am I missing something or is the person giving the interview contradicting him/herself?

First they say: "Cp was removed constantly, here it will stay for as long as you want." Then a few questions later they say: "Cp won't be allowed. Just be smart." Just be smart?! *facepalm*

Furthermore they want to maintain control and have rules but at the same time foster an "anything goes" attitude? I doubt that's possible for an imageboard that gets so much traffic but good luck trying.

Finally several times in the Q&A the person answering questions references the skype call with mute that was recorded. I can only assume that they are talking about the mootgetsraged.mp3. If that's the case though, it takes only a few seconds to realize that their claims are full of shit.

What really gets me about this whole debacle is that these lulzfags had an awesome opportunity to do something cool. Instead they seem to have brought some dumb, naive, idealistic (and communist) bullshit about "power to the people" and "the people's imageboard". "Some argue" that when this is over these people will be the biggest laughing stock of the interweb.--Evev

More than that, I have a feeling they're gonna get raped to buggery by by pissed off /b/tards. I really don't know if they're serious in the belief that people will just accept them as new leaders of 4chan, because that seems like a dangerous thing to believe when, in all probability, they'll just get shat all over. Of course, when moot invariably does fix this problem, they're all going to look rather silly, whether Anon massacres them or just doesn't care. --L T Dangerous 03:54, 15 December 2007 (CST)

"Our servers can withstand any attacks you toss at us. We have gone to great lengths with our coders working on custom scripts that block anything you toss at us." I fucking lol'd. This will be hilarious. Varna 07:00, 15 December 2007 (CST)

Possible V&

The Party Van has spoken, when trying to enter Niggertits or the http://diditforthelulz.com a big banner reading account suspended is shown. Hopefully the cancer is receding here in the early morning. However since Mootle is on a midnight soup run way past his bedtime niggertits is still out for the long haul. --DC--Jfyiadch 04:24, 15 December 2007 (CST)

I think that they - and where ever diditforthelulz.com was hosted, as it has obviously been nuked - might have just got massively raped by the traffic that 4chan has to deal with-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 04:51, 15 December 2007 (CST)
hai guise, to clear the things up a bit: what you have seen was http://ns3.diditforthelulz.com/ (nameserver 3), it was suspended since the beginning (checked this long^cat before) kbai Longc4t 05:49, 15 December 2007 (CST)

4chan Status down too.

http://status.4chan.org/

--OldDirtyBtard 04:31, 15 December 2007 (CST)

The status page can be found here: http://4chanstatus.blogspot.com/ --Evev12:33, 15 December 2007 (CST)

=/

I fink I'm gunna cry. This is the end. =[[[User:DoctorKills|DoctorKills]] 04:50, 15 December 2007 (CST)

NO U!....it's just a wrinkle in the time/space continuum of /b/. Last time I talked with m00tle he wasn't talking about pulling the plug. He's a calm dude. He'll just eat soup and wait til NetworkSolutions gets they shit rite. /b/ (and 4chan) is a long way off from: "screw you guys...I'm going home!"

--OldDirtyBtard 04:57, 15 December 2007 (CST)

I am currently playing the world's smallest violin-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 04:52, 15 December 2007 (CST)

- With your tiny wombat pen0r amirite? I know you tried to play a viola with your tiny, cut pen0r and that didn't werk. I caught it on your PornTube account.

--OldDirtyBtard 05:01, 15 December 2007 (CST)

Sorry, uncut here, with micropenis lacking. I can send you pics if you want :3. Also, is disliking all of *chan-dom such a heinous crime?-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 05:09, 15 December 2007 (CST)

Apparently, it is. HedgeJew 06:53, 15 December 2007 (CST)

I came to ED thru /b/. I rilly don't give a shit about any other chan (I rilly hæt Jackie Chan because he has enabled Chris Tucker...but that's another story) but DO.NOT.FUCK.WITH.MY./b/.

PS. Barrett?

--OldDirtyBtard 07:01, 15 December 2007 (CST)

Oh hai itz me! Barrrett 09:29, 15 December 2007 (CST)

WTF

This is a very sad story. Stupid newfag wannabe trolls. What is the current situation? --Illusione 05:35, 15 December 2007 (CST)

It's being taken care of. m00tle has the option of legal action but since nearly every /b/oard I visited today were actually calling the Party Van Cyber Crimes Unit who knows. I'm thinking Anonymous Borg kinda overreached and someone's gonna get v& in light of current Megan Meier 'outrage' and the spotlight on all things Internets atm.

--OldDirtyBtard 07:07, 15 December 2007 (CST)

- There will be vengeance. It's being worked out privately, in an attempt to avoid espionage. It's a time of high paranoia. But do continue to pursue the legal avenue. I think that ultimately.. the goal should be two-fold, as usual -- Strike the internet persona to force them to withdraw to the physical world.. and then destroy their physical world.
in before attorney at lol Ninja 10:24, 15 December 2007 (CST)

This whole situation sucks. However..

However.. I have two quotes featured prominently on this page. After 2 years of lurking. My anonymous text is finally one of the immortal anonymous texts! Two really! Isn't that awesome? Anyway. I'm going to go to sleep and hope that all of this is back to normal tomorrow.

Look, man

It's funny, yes, and I'm enjoying the hell out of this little situation, but could the g00ns at least bring back the loli? I mean ... for fuck's sake ... a day without CP is like a day without sunshine, amirite? Fishpaw 08:32, 15 December 2007 (CST)

NEED MOAR

GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK. NEED DESU NEED DESU NEED DESU. WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF DNS? DNS?!!!! NEED THE LULZ BACK. ED IS LIEK THE GANGE OF LULZ BUT 4CHAN IS THE CRACK OF LULZ. I FUCKIN NEED IT BACK NAO. IN B4 ALL CAPS......--Bruce 14:59, 15 December 2007 (CST)

4chan is back online

4chan has been put back up as of 1:30p.m. PST 12/15. 2 days + V&= EPIC FAIL. Lulz faggots have been eradicated --DC--Jfyiadch 15:05, 15 December 2007 (CST)

How does one access it? I checked my hosts file and flushed my DNS, but it still redirects. I even deleted my 4chan cookies. --Kintak ^Quality_Nazi 15:37, 15 December 2007 (CST)
- HURRRRR HOW DOES I GET INTO NIGGERTITS / A.B. 15:36, 15 December 2007 (CST)
  - One does not simply walk into NIGGERTITS... but seriously IDK. A couple other people have also gotten on besides me, so try again...--DC--Jfyiadch 15:46, 15 December 2007 (CST)
    - You didn't do ANYTHING to get back in? —The preceding comment was added by Kintak, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
      - Once Again, No. --DC--Jfyiadch 18:58, 15 December 2007 (CST)
        How do I cleared hosts file? It's still redirecting to that faggot-assed g00ns site. I might be noob but could use some help. In Firefox 2. CyclOps 19:25, 15 December 2007 (CST)
        OK NIGGAS, I DID IT. www.4chan org won't do it, you must type http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html to get to /b/. Tannark 19:38, 15 December 2007 (CST)
        Disregard my last edit, I suck cocks. ED's 4chan hosts file page sorted me out - I've now got 4chan.org back. CyclOps 19:41, 15 December 2007 (CST)

update

Glexia have publicly announced that they are working with moot and the FBI http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Glexiasupport.gif --PumpkinScissors 15:17, 15 December 2007 (CST)

WTF

I am in /b/ but no imgs will load and no posts can be made. I want my 4chons back.

You guys may want to have a look at this

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8319/dnsinfomr4.jpg Cyberdemon 23:48, 22 December 2007 (CST)

What, exactly, is the significance of that? Plz expln. --zED cat 07:48, 16 December 2007 (CST)

- It's a cap of whoever pwnt 4chan? It could be shooped (and I've seen a good many shoops in my time) but it appears to be the pwner showing-off 'his' domain management in progress.

--OldDirtyBtard 13:29, 16 December 2007 (CST)

- - See:Talk:XyriX for latest.

Teamloosh might not have done it?

07/12/16(Sun)04:12 No. 1870 File: 119780717458.jpg-(746.61KB, 2592x1944, celepx9.jpg) 1870

639 here, I've now started compiling dox for Vipsta (I have his full name, his city, the rest will be easy [He's a Harry Potter fag]) and with some luck I've also managed to find some substantial information about the leader of LuLZ; 'Cele'. I have his full name, some photos and the rest will come with time.

Now for the idiots; teamloosh wasn't responsible for the raid at all, they're actually Angyl's former crew and they posted the initial dox (which we later verified). So you could say they're on our side.

>>1862 I'm going to wait on the lulz.i8 for a while and see if anyone fills me in as to the new raid channel. Also, those modified dox most likely aren't true since we've gone out of our way to verify the last set.

In the mean time, I give you photos of the ring-leader of LuLZ(fags), enjoy.

DISCUSS-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 06:54, 16 December 2007 (CST)

Need Screenshot

Of the front page of 4chan compromised, if anyone has it, plz add to the article. (Specifically, the one used in the 12/14 poster.) --zED cat 07:01, 16 December 2007 (CST)

I think I do. If not User:Jasper might have upped one.

--OldDirtyBtard 16:06, 16 December 2007 (CST)

Glexia owned by the perpetrators of the attacks on 4chan

PLEASE READ THAT LINK AND FIX THE ARTIKAL AKKORDINGLY KTHKZ-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 17:06, 16 December 2007 (CST)

WHY?????????

Jews did 12/14?

I suspect jewery.

—The preceding comment was added by JacobTryna, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

I suspect jewelry. --Macdaddy5539 03:05, 1 January 2008 (CST)

Nevar forget image

I was the first to create that motivation poster. It's on my Photobucket account:

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/trav1085/owned.jpg

—The preceding comment was added by Trav1085, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Well done. If you'd only learn to sign your comments, you'd get extra credit from a fellow Britfag for the 14/12 instead of the 12/14.

--OldDirtyBtard 17:12, 28 December 2007 (CST)