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You can make fun of retards, throw Jews down 12 flights of stairs, and burn furries till they're nothing more than flaming, smoldering puddles but chopping the head off an innocent dog like that makes me wanna punch a 101-year old lady. ): --Drakky

• Yes. It is a horrible story. However, it is fucking DRAMATIC. Thus. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 14:30, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
• If you kill any creature out of spite, you prolly deserve death, but this is LULZ at its best and must be documented. big fat gay homosexual 16:06, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

OMG Jewknowit, why did you take out my Jabba the Hutt reference on the one pic? The grandmother CLEARLY looks like him. D: big fat gay homosexual 17:05, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Contents 1 Finally Shocked and Appalled. 2 The plot thickens 3 Rule 51 of the Internets 4 Happy Almost One-Year Anniversary, Chevy!

[edit] Finally Shocked and Appalled.

I mean VCU over Duke!!! WTF is that? My brackets are borked. Personally, I'm Shocked and Appalled by Duke's lack of black players. As we all know, white buoys can't play sports except ice hockey; which noone cares about except the Mexicans to the North.

Oh yeah...and the only reason I'm not quitting ED over Main Paging this article is cos it's about a dog. Had it been about a cat I'd be audi. Seriously...this is about in inch from my only "Too Far" line in Allah's great sand -animal cruelty. Sure it's lollers but even fucking /b/ would've told you to GTFO and gb2 SA. The only reason I'm staying is cos Allah said dogs are worthless and if you fuck with a kitty you should die...so YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. --Abu Hurairah al Mudkips 17:08, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

• HAI2U. You're right. This is really CLOSE. If I think about it, the story is so horrific and wrong ... I even felt a twinge of guilt main-paging it. But teh drama is funny as fuck. JOIN ME FOR MY DINNER RESERVATION IN HELL. ilu KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 17:13, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

• • HELL RESTAURANT IS NOW BOOKED IN ADVANCE FOR THE NEXT YEAR THANKS TO 300...HOWEVER, I BELIEVE THAT TONIGHT WE CAN DINE IN PURGATORY!!!
    • I WILL HAPPILY SETTLE FOR LIMBO KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 18:06, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Also...I was only telling someone last night how Australia embodies all the worst qualities of Americans and the English in one 'culture'; I think that's what struck me most about Chevy and saved me from being a butthurt, pussy, ED quitter. Maybe there should be a Category for Australian shit (I just heard ajt yell "NO NEW CATEGORIES!!!!one). --Abu Hurairah al Mudkips 17:38, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

• THEY ARE FUCKING INSANE. Prison colony, John Howard, etc. Also whoever did that needs to be stopped now. How the fuck do you cut off the head of a dog and MAIL IT BACK TO THE GIRL WHOSE PET IT WAS. ?! KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 18:06, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  • If nothing else...the flagrant animal abuse = future serial killer connection should set of some alarms. Catch em and tag em like pedos.

--Abu Hurairah al Mudkips 18:16, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

• • • So true. Also, seeing all those littlemudkips on this talk page makes me lol. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 18:24, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

• • • • IAWTC (Is that: I agree with this/these cunts?) - This is an epic, epic, IRL Troll. But whoever did it didn't do it for a joke, they did it because they are one disciple short of a last supper. When I thought about it srsly, the fact that someone cut a live dogs head off and then sent the head to it's retarded owner, for a joke, is just fucking depressing. I once shit in someones bed for a joke, and I do like trolling losers on the internet, but I've never seriously tried to destroy someones soul for my own amusement. I did laugh my arse off initially though. I'm just not very nice Crakwhrrr 18:46, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
        • I'm not very nice either. This is the apex of inhumanity, and we are making fun of it. Awesome. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 19:05, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
          • Moar ammo for my dissertation on why the human race should be eradicated as a blight on existence; a glitch in the Matrix...Bill Hick's virus 'theory'. If god made us in his white, bearded image, god is a terrible fucking 'person'.

“	Mythology is where all gods go to die, and a fresh grave should be dug for the God of Abraham — the jealous, genocidal, priggish and self-contradictory tyrant of the Bible and the Koran	„
—Sam Harris

--Abu Hurairah al Mudkips 19:23, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The plot thickens

If you look at the still of the video on the news story about it (at WCCO news or something similar), they show the lost dog poster, complete with the family's phone number. Man, I'd love to be a distressed family and have my phone number posted on the internet by the local news station for all to see! Assholes... --Snarkymolarky 08:22, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Rule 51 of the Internets

Rule 51: There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw.

I'm willing to bet, that in the near future, a woman will have her baby kidnapped, and she will receive her baby's head just like this. This story about a dog is fucked up too, but Rule 51 is always true. Trollingforthelulz 15:59, 5 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Happy Almost One-Year Anniversary, Chevy!

I still think the story's god-awful and faith in humanity-slaying, but was indeed epic trolling, and deserves an anniversary. Drakky 17:01, 14 February 2008 (CST)