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Although the purpose of this talk page has always been as a place for chit-chat about any little thing on Chris-chan, no matter how minor...

Please put all discussion not related to improving this article to ED's Chris-chan forum (which Chris also reads, by the way)


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COGSDEV is beginning to annoy me nao

I'm all for trolling Chris however do they really need to delve into every single unlulzy detail of Chris-chan's life and history? Also in the article about white knighting posted above (http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/White_knight) they say "Chris's racism, homophobia, and narcissism makes him beneath contempt;" so fucking what, I'm a racist homophobe and antisemite as well as antiwikipediot and antifurfag. In a couple of youtube videos above it was revealed that the COGSDEV folks are a bunch of trannies and faggots. It is obvious that they are delving into his pathetic history of a life in order to exact vengeance for his homophobia rather than doing it for the lulz. And why the fuck do they need to redirect their site to meatspin? I think it might be time for a troll civil war. Bantustan 21:48, 9 August 2009 (UTC

  • Nigger please. And what, you're going to lead us into battle? Not your personal army faggot. Why are you on ED if you're not comfortable with making fun of people with issues we all have (secret or not)? Besides,you wouldn't get as much delicous lulz if it weren't for those trannies and faggots. GTFOTruthitHurts 18:07 9 August 2009 (EST)
  • Bantustan, yes they do fetishise chris-chan to a disturbing degree and I don't think that getting a mentally retarded manchild to perform sex acts on video over and over to prove that he is gay is fooling anyone at this point. But the sad reality is that at least they're organised and inventive unlike cocks such as yourself that just post helpful suggestions like the above. At the end of the day, chris-chan is a trolling magnet and while we all know he's currently in the grip of sonic the hedgehog fantards and aspies themselves, but channers and EDiots would just fuck it up. Also, the redirect is to ward off faggots like yourself that just clicked an ED link from swarming all over it. Most of the trolls are trollbait themselves, but theyre twisting his balls in interesting directions so give them their shot. -Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 23:54, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • The
    MISCREANTS (COGSDEV)
MISCREANTS (COGSDEV)
MISCREANTS (COGSDEV)
MISCREANTS (COGSDEV)
MISCREANTS (COGSDEV)
MISCREANTS (COGSDEV)
MISCREANTS (COGSDEV)
where pretty fucking funny with the march 3th disaster, however they are taking all the delicious chris-lulz away from us now. They basically script anything he does now and have done so since what, januari or even before, now. Somebody mentioned here a long time ago that in order for true pure lulz to ensue, everybody has to let Chris just be Chris. let him get bored, make more comics, go to the mall, come back with way funnier Chris being Chris-stories. Just look up his history, the most lulzy shit came from before the trolls, like Megan for example. Now with all the shit going on nobody besides the Micreants would touch Chris with a ten foot pole. --Image:Fatbastard2b.jpgFB 23:47, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • ^Case in point. -Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 23:55, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

^ I'm going to argue the point. Do you really think you can return Chris to his 'child like' state that he lived in before he was found by ED (then the miscreants)? And really, they don't even need to ask him to do the shit he does. HE DOES IT ON HIS OWN ACCORD. They have perfected the buttons to push. And besides, if they weren't 'in charge' there'd be internet sweetheart after internet sweetheart trolling, because every troll and his loli has attempted/wants to be the next 'sweetheart' for their fifteen minutes.

TL;DR: CHRIS CAN'T RETURN TO WHO HE WAS, all the trolls would clusterfuck over Chris, given the opportunity. TruthitHurts 9 August 20:13 (EST)

Plus the Cwcipedia is Chris being Chris on his own. Pink PoodleImage:Pink_poodle_icon.png 00:31, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Let me put it this way: I'm not saying you aren't right, but I personally think so far all the fake sweethearts and trolling came from the Miscreants, who thus far have been of the very few that have succesfully contacted Chris (and I'll admit it, I tried to contact Chris via e-mail once and on youtube once, and got no reply) however, if there are others that happen to be here on ED who have succesfully been in contact with Chris and aren't part of the Miscreants by all means step forward and let your voice be heard. :) The medallion thing, I personally think that the FCTC where the first Miscreant draft at forming a trolling crew with a name. But I could be entirely wrong here so feel free to correct me. --Image:Fatbastard2b.jpgFB 00:32, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Blanca, Panda never came from the "Miscreants" and the Miscreants never existed. It was an elaborate joke and ANOTHER METAL GEAR reference. The FCTC was never involved with Blanca, ex-FCTC members made Blanca and the FCTC fucked it up. It's very very fucking complicated. The Miscreants never existed that's all I'm trying to say. Who's in control now? The True and Honest Christian Weston Chandler fighting Ian Brandon Anderson. The Cwcipedia as the poodle of pink referenced is Chris being Chris. This is the best that can happen since so many faggots everywhere want their 15 minutes of fame nowadays. If you have a better way of making Chris try to return to pre-trolling Chris, then please explain how this will happen with 4chonz, da ED paeg, da YouToobs, and pretty much the INTERNET. Otherwise, enjoy the ride. Glayfoxcyborgninja 00:39, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Since you know so much: How come Chris is running "his" Wiki on a free hosting provider on the same account? An account mind you that released updates and maintained a website there as a group that did not exist. Are they the Knight Rider? --Image:Fatbastard2b.jpgFB 00:52, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Because Chris can't host his own Wiki because it's too complicated for him to install and he's taking anything he gets. Remember, he thanked the trolls...or some shit. I really still don't understand the video. Also PVCC isn't the "Miscreants" it's just a discussion board. Glayfoxcyborgninja 00:59, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Thnx for clearing that up man. I figured it had to be something like that yeah. That's some warped relationship Chris has with the trolls. Any sane person can figure it's about to enter in to a total cluster fuck again. This time maybe even also for the Miscreants. --Image:Fatbastard2b.jpgFB 01:16, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • please dont make this into a mile long discussion, you have fucking boards and irc for it guys. Explain it all on his talk page or point him somewhere else. This could go on forever. -Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 01:04, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Yeah I can totally see how 1200 enters can fix that problem. Btw, boards, where? And isn't this a TALK-page? No offense. --Image:Fatbastard2b.jpgFB 01:16, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • The talk page is suppose to be a place to discuss how to improve the article, not as a discussion board. That's the fucking reason Cogs made PVCC and the reason why there's #sonichu. --Champthom 13:34, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
  • I'm thinking that an article on Cogsdev could provide some potential lulz. For now we could leave it at Chris-chan/Cogsdev or some other title like Chris-chan/The Miscreants. Just because we enjoy some of their work doesn't mean they get a free pass. And just because they're good at milking Chris of delicious lulz milk doesn't mean they can't be milked just as well. Bantustan 02:24, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Something tells me they banned you from their forums/chatroom and you want revenge... Pink PoodleImage:Pink_poodle_icon.png 13:54, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
  • My guess is that he tried to be Chris's new e-girlfriend but he was butthurt when he wouldn't get a response from Chris but "The Miscreants" did. --Champthom 13:34, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
  • I've never been on their forum. I think an article on that site would be pure lulz, just off the top of my head:
  1. Trannies and other sexual deviants trolling Chris to show his crooked peepee over 9000 times - Funny
  2. Aspies documenting every little aspect of a retards life - Funny
  3. People on that site getting a 13 year old boy to have phone sex with a retard - Funny
That's all material for a potentially lulzy article. Bantustan 01:41, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
  • That shit happened months ago, so maybe if you had come up with SUCH AND ORIGINAL IDEA months ago, yes, maybe you would get your OH SO LULZY page. The underwear photos, peen photos were from BEFORE cogsdev set up the site. No one wants to see naked Chris anymore, why? BECAUSE NO ONE IS TRYING TO GET PICS FROM HIM. Frankly, yes, the CWCkipedia is a bit over the top in detail HOWEVER within the contact you can find every detail of the different causes and effects of trolling on Chris from the past year. It dispels the stupid back and forth that goes on here at ED. The fact that no one has taken any interest on your page idea prooves that no one thinks it would be funny but you TruthitHurts 11 August 22:05 (EST)
Oh, they are all about the details. They'll even go as far as inserting citation needed tags for articles with original research in 'em, and the Cwckipedos aren't joking about them either. Makes you think... Furryh8r87 06:26, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

DURRRR DAH DUUURRRP TruthitHurts 11 August 7:40 (EST)


Ian's "final warning" to the TRUE and HONEST CWC

Bantustan 22:05, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Dios mio! He's proceeding with the "police trials"! --Kneller 05:15, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh wow, he's travelled to Ohio. That's like nearly the other side of the world. Must have been quite a trip Chris! Capall 15:50, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Chris-Chan speaks to the Imposter

The imposter also tries to get his parents involved!!!--Uncle Bastard 22:35, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

"SHE REALLY CARES ABOUT YOU MAAAYUNNN!" --Kneller 05:18, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

"Your breaking mah balls here"--Sillmech 07:09, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

  • Why does this FAT FAGGOT insist on ruining everything I find funny (apart from Family Guy, but everybody hates family guy), first Beavis & Butthead, now South Park. What's next? Thank fuck he's too stupid to get Blackadder, the Young ones or Bottom. --Image:Fatbastard2b.jpgFB 14:33, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

LOOK At the Truth!

Image:LuigiBike.gif Ms. NHMAMA MIA! Image:LuigiBike.gif 11:59, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

LOOK At the Truth!? Okay I'm watching... no truth yet... Looking... wait whats that? Uncharted 2? Damn I can't wait for that game... wait what were you saying Ian? I wasn't paying attention to your fat ass.--Coolamber Drive 12:25, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

  • The man boobs may be true... unless they're implants. - Image:LuigiBike.gif Ms. NHMAMA MIA! Image:LuigiBike.gif 17:10, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • What if the manboobs are implants? --Ritegroic 05:15, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Then they're LIES!!!!!11 - Image:LuigiBike.gif Ms. NHMAMA MIA! Image:LuigiBike.gif 04:06, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Chrissy...er, Ian really needs a bra. Real AirCooledMan 05:41, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Official Sonichu Merchandise

looks like The Real Chris Chan is selling some sonichu merch, http://cwcstore.blogspot.com/ - - Blackfish711 06:30, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

  • Now I don't want to be a lulzkiller or anything, but isn't this technically illegal in some respect? If he's selling products using names like Pokémon and Sonic the Hedgehog (seeing as the Sonichu comics are just fan-comics mixing the two universes with the "original" characters created by Chris), then wouldn't he need the permission of Nintendo and SEGA? I don't want our brown-striped hero to overstep his boundaries, it's not worth legal trouble. I doubt Ian can do anything, but who knows what could happen. I've seen some shit blow out of proportion before. CrunchBogus 07:27, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
    • Pro-tip: You can't actually buy anything on that page. TheInterbutt 08:00, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
      • Well don't I have the egg on my face. How was I to know without trying to buy something? I'm a big Chris-chan fan, sure, but I'm not about to pay $20 for a DVD I can't sit through for free on YouTube. Anyway, that's pretty funny; might get Ian's panties in a knot. CrunchBogus 01:18, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

The argument that the true chris chan is not fat

The Real Chris Chan made a good point. All the comics of Chris-chan have him as thin and not fat, so obviously the impostoar is the fat one. The funniest thing is though if you remember the older http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC videos where CChanSonichuCWC was wearing a fat suit underneath his shirt. --Ritegroic 08:54, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Hello... MISTER Anderson

Best intro to a true and honest video yet.--Coolamber Drive 13:55, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Welfare

I don't know how things work in the states but he's obviously abusing the system. Yes, he's a fucking doughnut but if he's capable of completing a degree, has no disabling mental health and/or physical disabilities then WHY can't he work? I don't get it. I was on income support here in the UK for a few years because I suffered from Agoraphobia/severe social anxiety and I obviously couldn't work as I couldn't go outside but I had to have an interview and be 'tested' at least once a year to prove this. Is he off the hook for life or what? Personally I think the welfare department needs to review his case *cough* Lulz4life 16:11, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Batman edition
Batman edition
--Image:Fatbastard2b.jpgFB 17:23, 11 August 2009 (UTC) OK I should have worded it as a question; does anyone know how the system works in regards to Autistics? There seems to be so many around here I thought someone might know. Lulz4life 18:38, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
He's obviously got some kind of mental impairment. --Ritegroic 03:17, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

BBC Documentary on High functioning Autistics

There was a BBC docu on about three people around Chris's age with High Functioning Autism on TV today, really quite nteresting, one of them REALLY has echoes of Chris about him too, fascinating watch...

Anyhoo, if you want to see the program, it's in the BBC's website here!!! It should be on Bit Torrents too soon as well, the show was called "The Autistic Me"--Uncle Bastard 02:31, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

  • Unfortunately it doesn't seem to be airing in the USA. --Ritegroic 03:24, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
  • It should be up on Bit Torrents soon, lulzy shows like this often do.--Uncle Bastard 13:41, 12 August 2009 (UTC)


http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5051135/The.Autistic.Me.WS.PDTV.XviD-ZOTON2 --Ritegroic 07:55, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

The real TRUE and HONEST CWC wins the contest!

Also, buy the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL sonichu merchandise at the CWCstore! Accept no imitation. --Coolface 03:29, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

I can't wait to buy me some TRUE and HONEST merchandise. I wanna get a Black Sonichu (oh I mean "Blake") medallion so I can show my totally rebellius side 'cause I'm all dark 'n anarchic n' stuff!--Sillmech 07:08, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

  • Image:TrueCWC.jpg
  • I fucking love his faces at the end. I wish someone would make a gif of his shifty eyes. They would absolutely win an internet. Davejustdave 18:28, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
  • I don't understand why he did the weird thing with his eyes. Maybe his mom was nearby and he was worried she was coming in. Maybe he got totally out of character. It makes no sense. --Ritegroic 18:52, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

KCWC videos

6 more at his channel. Image:LuigiBike.gif Ms. NHMAMA MIA! Image:LuigiBike.gif 07:35, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Has Chris finally lost it? --Hi im that one guy. 10:51, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

  • Did someone demand this? Seems weird that Ian did this...even for someone like him. SuperSpecialGuy 14:38, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Chris did a KCWC fake radio bullshit shit when he was like 16 or something, it's on his DVD somewhere. He's reverting back to his childhood or something. Glayfoxcyborgninja 21:15, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Actually, I think he's de-evolving. - Image:LuigiBike.gif Ms. NHMAMA MIA! Image:LuigiBike.gif 18:01, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
    • Has chris ever not been lost? Uncle jeezy666 00:08, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Wow

Best fan made thing of sonichu I've ever seen. Evar. - 050294 22:01, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

  • Thats ancient. Feel free to remove this little thread as it is redundant as hell, check out the reams of archive pages if youre an actual sonichu fetishist rather than just someone who happened on it. -Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 00:13, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

This might be good content

In this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kROsKzvFxUQ Chris is complaining about XXX content and says he really hates CP related drawings. This is despite his adult drawings of his comics and there were some stuff of very detailed, long medical comics all about sonichu's and rosechu's reproductive organs. Oh and then there's the character Zapina in his comics, a 14 year old who wanted to be a stripper and the comics refer to the laws saying she can't as "dumb laws". In the video, Chris also cites Homer Simpson as being a good family man (ironic since the Simpsons is the largest source of rule 34). He also says "Dick Van Dyke", strangely avoiding saying "Duck Van Dyke" or "Pickle Van Dyke". --Ritegroic 08:24, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

  • I'd just like to mass flag his shit, but I can imagine people not agreeing with me on that one. Me personally though I'd love to see him lose a couple of accounts, coming back all frusterated time after time. Lemme know what you think. --Image:Fatbastard2b.jpgFB 09:45, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  • YouTube's flagging system is just annoying. And I particularly hate it when his video is flagged to require a youtube login to view it. --Ritegroic 10:29, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

More proof that Ian Brandon Anderson is just a no good troll

—The preceding comment was added by Pie-R-Sphere, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

You know there's an account LBAChandler with a lowercase L, IBAChandier with an uppercase i at the end, and then another account with both. These are just moar impostoars. --Ritegroic 10:30, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

The fat impostor won't admit defeat

--Coolface 16:43, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Ian docs his drops

Have a fun Friday night. Orly44 01:43, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

The real Chris-chan has grown up (unlike Ian, that slanderous impostor).

--Coolface 04:38, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

CURE YE HA ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Silly Ian, Nintendo hates you but they ADORE Sonichu and his ORIGINAL creator. Image:LuigiBike.gif Ms. NHMAMA MIA! Image:LuigiBike.gif 07:43, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

  • DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU --zaigertalkplx 07:48, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Any video effects guys out there want to add some of this style... I don't even know what the fuck adobe after effects? I imagine with some cut outs, style effects to some of his videos? I think an asperger might actually cum if he saw himself go super saiyan in a video. Maybe not, I don't give a fuck either way. see the following video for what I am talking about. Hypenotist 07:59, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Face it Ian, Chris won.

...And on and on and on and on and on and on and OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN Image:LuigiBike.gif Ms. NHMAMA MIA! Image:LuigiBike.gif 08:40, 15 August 2009 (UTC)


...And Ian kidnaps Chris...

Image:LuigiBike.gif Ms. NHMAMA MIA! Image:LuigiBike.gif 08:47, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

  • This is ingenious, but why do I get the feeling this is going to backfire somehow? --Hi im that one guy. 09:20, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
    • OFFCOURSE THIS IS NOT INGENIUS! WE DO NOT JUSTIFY KIDNAPPING! THE IMPOSTOR IAN WILL BE PUT TO JAIL! OFFCOURSE ITS GONNA BACKFIRE FOR HIM G0D 22:22, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Ian is probably trying to fit his crooked pickle in poor Chris's ass right now as we speak. Bantustan 00:05, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
  • And so it ends, figures you fuckers were room mates all along. I for one was never fooled because I saw Leonardo Decaprio play a tard in Whats eating Gilbert Grape, an he was a much bester actor actually, but A- for effort. Hypenotist 06:04, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
  • What are you talking about? Please don't tell me you actually believed that was really Ian behind the camera. Capall 11:37, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Yeah, the voice impersonation was way off. On the recording where CChanSonichuCWC called IBAChandler, I couldn't tell their voices apart, but the hostage video had some imitator who hadn't practiced very long. --Ritegroic 11:59, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Having seen The Dark Knight two days ago made this clip all the more amusing for me. Shrubkike was here 14:21, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Since lots of people aren't getting the reference, clicky for clip. -Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 14:28, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Why so serious? --Coolface 22:08, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Sparkle's Cast's 'Prayer Of Mending'.

Idiot. Also don't ask why, but I feel Chris needs the name 'Sparkles'. Either as his pet name, or the title for his crooked-ass knob. -CWC 12:49, 16 August 2009 (UTC)


What. Anonyoumiss

Sparkles Reviews, AKA; 'Employee Me Sony!'

Chris, Rockband is Harmonix, Guitar Hero is Neversoft. You can't just fucking place a bridge between them to suit your needs, otherwise there'd be no competition. If thats the way you want it, then you and the REAL CWC should share the Sonichu "profits" because you BOTH share the idea. -CWC 12:49, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh Shit!

I've been in contact with the imposter himself and he told me to show you this. Is the true and honest CWC dead?? Image:Http://i29.tinypic.com/b624pz.jpg --Drivewhileidrive 13:13, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

  • Take your bullshit chatter to
    THE FORUMS
THE FORUMS
THE FORUMS
THE FORUMS
THE FORUMS
THE FORUMS
THE FORUMS
That's what theyre there for. Only warning.

GO SIGN UP NAO This talk page is now about the article not an aspie hugbox. -Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 13:18, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

[http://i29.tinypic.com/b624pz.jpg Picture you fucked up the link, so I unfucked it]

Fuck the new forums, this is much better Uncle jeezy666 02:37, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

  • Agreed. --Image:Fatbastard2b.jpgFB 11:07, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Don't remember asking, or caring for, your opinion. --zaigertalkplx 13:47, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
  • I'm sorry! I know the admins on ED know absolutely whats best for us and what are good lulz and which aren't. So I'm sorry. The forums are a blessing, it's very good there. So thank you. --Image:Fatbastard2b.jpgFB 13:56, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
This is not up for debate. This is the way it is going to be. Keep mouthing off and see what happens, you will be discussing Chris on the comments section of his youtube videos. --zaigertalkplx 20:57, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
No, you are just use to this. The forum has youtube and image embedding, they will serve as a much better place to discuss than on this page. I have no problem with locking this shit again. --zaigertalkplx 05:01, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Doesn't this have youtube and image embedding? Uncle jeezy666 15:34, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Yes it does, the ED staff made the best forum I have ever seen in my life. They are the best, I am so thankful they are here. --Image:Fatbastard2b.jpgFB 16:11, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
Yeah this is also a talk page for discussing how to make the article better. We created forums so that recent changes would stop being spammed up by useless shit. If you would like I can ban you so you have no choice but to not post here, would that be better for you? --zaigertalkplx 20:48, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh my apologies, you have already been banned by someone else. Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks you are a cunt. --zaigertalkplx 20:52, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

"Forgiveness Blessing"

--Coolface 23:48, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

  • Oh gawd, more christian rock. Capall 16:28, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

"CWC's new YouPoop Account"

Here --LulzyBastard 20:38, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

  • Are you sure this is his "new account?" because IBAChandler is still up and theres nothing but old crap on the one you just posted. --23:40, 18 August 2009 (UTC)~
  • Yep, the IBAChandler account is closed now. So it must be true. Plus he uploaded some new vids to it. --LulzyBastard 12:58, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Odd, he has lots of subscribers. Time will tell if he's switching accounts again or not. --Ritegroic 02:09, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Probably did it to try and stop people from calling him Ian, since he continues to shout about how IBAChandler did not mean Ian Brandon Anderson. Thus, he names his new account ChristianWChandler. Ugh--Aginor27 20:48, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

KKK is back

[1] --Zeddykins 03:20, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

  • Thanks! --Coolface 04:11, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

CWCki down?

CWCki has been giving me 500 errors for three days now. What happened? Outbound Plane 19:48, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

It's hosted on 110mb, that's why. Pink PoodleImage:Pink_poodle_icon.png 19:49, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Lol you said a mouth full there yeah. --Image:Fatbastard2b.jpgFB 06:54, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
I think Chris Chan snapped and killed the webmaster V3N0M 22:57, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Its back up. Bantustan 00:42, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

And it's back down again. Some white knight named Geneva is claiming to be DOSing the server. Insertpunhere 22:17, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

R-E-S-T-E-B-C-DRINK IT-T-C-B!

Chris-chan's latest video (August 22, 2009. Embedded below) offers further lulz on the racist front of Chris-chan. The tard "sang" 'Respect' by Aritha Franklin, a song all about negroids (of the nigger variety) wanting some respect. He then took the words of the momentous song, hilariously mispelled "respect" in the dying seconds of the video, and twisted the lyrics with repeated demands that everyone "praise" him. "I'm so sick of the disrespess (sic). We do not need disrespect in this world. All it does is...makes me feel bad." Base irony is delicious also. Worth mentioning in the 'race relations' area? FalsifiedIdentity 04:29, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

—The preceding comment was added by FalsifiedIdentity, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. I did sign my post, faggot retard. See the end of the post there? Check the logs. HURRR DURRR HURRRR. FalsifiedIdentity 12:26, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

Is this worth linking to?

http://www.cafepress.com/Sonichu.403621695 Is this worth linking to? --Ritegroic 06:27, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Not funny anymore

Can we change the header of the article back yet? --zaigertalkplx 12:38, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Sonichu Remade

would someone cunt paste this gallery into the right spot on the CWC pages? It's Sonichu remade by a Tartlet by the name of ~gabmonteiro9389 (http://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/) Dood's got skillz, and shit is made of win. Plus, he's promised to keep making them.

Sonichu Remade

Sonichu Remade

Avalagga 04:01, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

  • wow, those are tight. --zaigertalkplx 04:26, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
  • That's really good--much better than Chrissy's shitty comic! Real AirCooledMan 17:43, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Anything's better than his comics. Furryh8r87 18:20, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

oh btw

—The preceding comment was added by sonichu, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
  • lawl Nothing leaves the internet once it gets in. Detectives can't do a thing. --Callistokall 06:40, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

Where can we put this song? 

(To the tune of "In the Navy" by the Village People)

When I need some pleasure
There is a last measure
'cause my life is Girlfriend-free
When my duck starts throbbing
There's no need for sobbing
'cause there's a way to relieve me

Some say that GodJesus
Hates it when he sees us
Mass debating every night
But I found a way
So I can stroke and play
Without wasting my Christian plight

Drink your navy
You can just pour it in a cup
Drink your navy
Add some Fanta and drink it up
Drink your navy
That way no seamen go to waste
Drink your navy
You will enjoy the salty taste
Drink your navy
Think of the Sweetheart that you craved
Drink your navy
Because comeuppance should be saved
Drink your navy
And God will see you're well behaved
Drink your navy, drink your navy, drink your navy (Drink your navy)

Sonichu, Sonichu
Sonichu and Chris-chan approve

If you find a sweet girl
That makes your pickle curl
And you need to get relief
Don't you hesitate
Just start to mass debate
This way complies with God's belief
Drink it up with Fanta
That's the way we wanta
Show our sweetheart how it's done
Recycling is a good way
To make your seamen stay
healty, and it's also fun

Drink your navy
You can just pour it in a cup
Drink your navy
Add some Fanta and drink it up
Drink your navy
That way no seamen go to waste
Drink your navy
You will enjoy the salty taste
Drink your navy
Think of the Sweetheart that you craved
Drink your navy
Because comeuppance should be saved
Drink your navy
And God will see you're well behaved
Drink your navy, drink your navy, drink your navy (Drink your navy)

Sonichu, Sonichu
Sonichu and Chris-chan approve

They do?

Sonichu, Sonichu
Sonichu and Chris-chan approve

But, but I hate pickles
Hey, hey look
I even get nauseous saying the word

Sonichu, Sonichu,Drink your navy

Oh my Goodness
I love dykes dykes CHINA

Sonichu, Sonichu,Drink your navy

From the forums. I don't know about putting it in this article because it's too long and would mess it up. Where can we put this song? --Ritegroic 02:07, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

  • What would be everyone's thoughts on an article called Chris-Chan/Chrissy's house where we would put that video at the top of the article and pictures of his house and we could put that song in there as well? Bantustan 03:38, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
  • It's rather redundant and too much of cataloguing every little thing on him like that 110mb site. --Ritegroic 03:52, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Copyright Claim

Chris has made a copyright claim on the house vid at the top of the page. Mirrors are everywhere, replace it with [2] or [3]

--User:FantasticHam 00:37, 29 August 2009

This probably means I should BACK EVERYTHING THE FUCK UP on this here external hard drive. Hoo boy. Here goes. Pink PoodleImage:Pink_poodle_icon.png 23:52, 29 August 2009 (UTC)


BOB ON FILM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJbjb47nEfY&feature=channel_page

tl;dw. Bob comes in shouting that if the health department sees the house videos, they could get kicked out.

I know this isn't the page for it. But holy shit.--Aginor27 04:04, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

Could you even imagine how long it would take them to pack up ALL THAT SHIT in their house? Orly44 04:06, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

Does this mean that I should put in a call on monday? NHanon 04:28, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

OH GOD!OH GOD!OH GOD!OH GOD!OH GOD!OH GOD!

HOW DID THEY GET THAT MATERIAL!? I NEVER DREAM I COULD SEE SOMETHING LIKE THAT!! G0D 06:44, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

  • That's just plain great, that is. --Shefap 08:37, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Looks completely scripted. Look at Bob, he's obviously acting to the camera. I know this is been hashed over a 1000 times but we should add to the article that this whole Chris-chan thing is mostly a hoax. That video has me leaning in that direction. Wit once postulated that this all could be some sort of viral marketing. I know the forums are the best place to discuss this further but we should add this to the article. Bantustan 23:36, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

Reporting Chris' house to the Greene County Health Department

So,thanks to the new video uncut video of Chris-Chan Feat. Bob surfacing, many Youtube users are suggesting to ACTUALLY call/email/mail the Greene County Health Department and show them the so called house videos, thus possibly resulting in the Chandler Family being evicted due to their house being deemed in an unhealthy condition to live in.

Thoughts? --Kewne 10:38, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

What do you MEAN suggesting! You can bet your ass on that its allready been done attleast a hundred times. G0D 14:11, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

Was a thread for a couple days now: http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/showthread.php?t=476 . Anon decided no because Chris getting kicked out of his home would end the lulz and him cleaning for 30 days straight means no videos. --Ritegroic 08:35, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

  • What the fuck are you talking about G0D 19:11, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

lol

--Coolface 04:23, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

  • Well, I hope you guys are happy. You have driven him insane. Gg. --zaigertalkplx 04:27, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Not really. This is obviously just another poor attempt at trolling the trolls. --Coolface 04:37, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Yes, I got that much. It was a joke. --zaigertalkplx 04:46, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Ｉｔ’ｓ　ｂｅｅｎ　ｔａｋｅｎ　ｄｏｗｎ，　ｍｉｒｒｏｒｆａｇｓ　ｇｅｔ　ｔｏ　ｉｔ．--Shitmat 23:25, 2 September 2009 (UTC)

Banned from DA

Anyone know why Chris got banned from DA? His recent posts are not visible. --zaigertalkplx 04:49, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

He had another permabanned account, SonichuSite, that was banned because he kept uploading his and other people's rule 34's. Pink PoodleImage:Pink_poodle_icon.png 05:34, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Was a thread for a couple days now: http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/showthread.php?t=533 --Ritegroic 08:34, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

  • I'm not on the forum. I am on the wiki, so I asked here. I also got an answer here. Thanks though. --zaigertalkplx 09:09, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Then someone's impersonating you on the forum. --Ritegroic 10:10, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
  • No, I meant at the time that I wrote that, I was doing stuff on the wiki, not on the forum. --zaigertalkplx 02:00, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
  • Moving along...anyone else wondering if he's going to rant about it a video?--PokerFace 03:27, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

I got Chris banned from DA by reporting a page of his comic where you could see Rosechu's vagina. SteveyBearpants 20:50, 3 September 2009 (UTC)

  • No you didn't, you are allowed to show vag on DA moron. --zaigertalkplx 14:09, 11 September 2009 (UTC)
  • Not if it's underage (if Rosechu isn't under 18, she certainly looks it). Of course, sometimes the admins just don't care or are too stupid to tell the difference. Cygnus 21:23, 16 September 2009 (UTC)
  • "too stupid to tell the difference" -> DA. We have a winrar! --Jaques Ousse 15:00, 27 September 2009 (UTC)

yeah yeah yeah

most random page ever BHM1250 00:18, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Virgin with rage

--Coolface 00:47, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Derp derp

--Coolface 01:33, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Don't bother keeping this shit up to date. He's put out at least one hundred of these those crappy things already. Avalagga 08:26, 12 September 2009 (UTC)

The new OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL Sonichu game

--Coolface 12:47, 12 September 2009 (UTC)

Oh lawdie. It's beautiful! Shrubkike was here 14:53, 12 September 2009 (UTC)


Needs more

Camille Marino and friends group bullying poor chris. --Sheneequa • Talk 08:19, 25 September 2009 (UTC)

Chris-Chan wins

Srsly (well, the article more than the guy) --Sheneequa • Talk 10:38, 2 October 2009 (UTC)

This article looks like a steaming pile of dog shit

Mainly, it's way too long for one page. Look at how much space section 13 takes up. That section could be an article itself. We really need to find ways to reduce the size of this article, because it's damn near unreadable as is. Additionally, certain parts of the article sound like they were written by children (and probably were), but I'll set about fixing that myself over the next few days. What does everyone think about creating a separate article for the videos? Mustakrakish 12:39, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

Photosynth 3D picture of Christians room

Can anyone photoshop all the videos he has uploaded and make it so photosynth can recognise the images so we can have a 3D represnetation of his room. I tried and i got loads of pictures of his room but due to the fact that he is in most of them, it makes it hard for the program to generate. Also the pictures are different lighting aswell so someone needs to change that. Heres a link of about 15 pictures from the videos [[4]]

My one : [5] Microsoft photosynth link: [6]

Heres the one i did i only got 24% synthed


Image:chrisi.jpg


Imagine being in his room. —The preceding comment was added by Nitrocore, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

  • A picture alone would not do it. First you got the constant flashing of this globe thing. Then you have the constant running of a fan that you hear all the time. Most of all though is the overpowering smell. The smell alone, which the fan cannot get rid of, is the most prominent, and he's been sweating a whole lot in recent videos, too. So you need to work on it to capture the smell. --Ritegroic 23:54, 12 October 2009 (UTC)

Here is the official CWCville voting site.

i just finished it today!

cwcvilleelections.pcriot.com Patmeweenie 19:52, 12 October 2009 (UTC)

Chris-chan Sighting

Chris-chan was seen at the Virginia Center Commons in Glen Valley, VA about a week ago. He was wearing a blue/bluish shirt and was with his dad. Glaeken 10:31, 14 October 2009 (UTC)

Missing girl in Charlottesville

Perhaps related to Chris-chan?

"Police have been searching for blonde-haired, blue-eyed Virginia Tech student Morgan Harrington, 20, since she went missing from a Metallica concert in Charlottesville, Virginia on Saturday, October 17."

http://www.theage.com.au/world/metallica-offers-reward-for-missing-fan-20091027-hh3u.html --Mgi 23:16, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

  • VTEC kicked in? Probably a school shooting. --Ritegroic 02:45, 27 October 2009 (UTC)
  • Lol, why is this on an Australian site? -userpage (talk) 03:10, 27 October 2009 (UTC)
  • You don't want to trust the zionist controlled Americunt media on something as important as this do you? --Bantustan 03:15, 27 October 2009 (UTC)
  • The fact that Metallica only ponied up half of the family's reward money is telling of how well they're doing these days... --Jaques Ousse 17:34, 31 October 2009 (UTC)

Behold, the Mistake of God

Right now it says, "Behold, the Paramount Mistake of God". I liked "Behold, the mistake of God" better. Anyway, if God was behind him being like he was, wouldn't God have intentionally made him like that to create laugher for millions and thus be a great success in lulz? Thoughts? --Ritegroic 00:52, 3 November 2009 (UTC)

  • That doesn't matter. God is used in the metaphor/analogy. --Ritegroic 18:20, 3 November 2009 (UTC)
  • How about "Behold, the Michelangelo canvas of trolling" Bantustan 04:37, 4 November 2009 (UTC)
  • Well maybe something like that. I think "of trolling" needs to be replaced with something better, basically that means lulzcow but it isn't a jargon word. But plain "Behold, The Mistake of God" just plain without "paramount" is funnier. --Ritegroic 09:30, 4 November 2009 (UTC)
  • To say simply "Behold, the mistake of God," would imply that if a God existed he made only one mistake. There are a lot of stupid, fucked-up people in the world, as ED consistently showcases, but Chris really mops the floor, so I think there should be some kind of qualifier appended. Using "Mistake of God" as some kind of metaphorical phrase rather than a literal one makes it more coherent, but to cover all bases, I feel like it makes more sense to elevate Chris to the level of a "supreme mistake.," because the rest of the article supports that analysis.- jugtlk cntrb 01:25, 6 November 2009 (UTC)
  • He's a retard, he doesn't deserve words he can't understand. - Crazyconan Wanna chat? 02:49, 6 November 2009 (UTC)
  • The word "the" I think is all that's needed. "Behold a mistake of God" mean's he's one of many but "The Mistake" means he's the one. --Ritegroic 03:12, 6 November 2009 (UTC)
  • If the existence of God is going to be acknowledged, then it logically follows that He is omniscient and, therefore, incapable of making a mistake. So, why not refer to Chris as God's joke, instead? Or maybe God's gift to trolls? (Personally, I'm starting to think that Chris-Chan's fucked-up life is proof that God is dead.) Squirrelbait 09:10, 8 November 2009 (UTC)
  • I like the sound of "God's gift to trolls", but it needs tweaking somewhat. I don't know how it should be tweaked, just that it should be. --Ritegroic 10:19, 8 November 2009 (UTC)
  • God's gift to the lulz --Mgi 08:08, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
  • God's Gift to Trolls is more fitting. This is almost too good to be true. --Moniker 18:09, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Rap music featuring Chris Chan

[7]Internet Tough Guy Syndrome (Chris-Chan)

Enjoy... Valeklechoumounda 17:59, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

  • Thats going in my car this summer. Windows down, low riding. --Image:Fatbastard2b.jpgFB 18:40, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
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