Talk:Chris-chan/archive1

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serious potential. he's a real life daxflame - don't fail us EDiots. Weatherman 17:24, 3 November 2007 (CDT)

Raptor Jesus almighty...I wonder if ED saved me from being like this guy. HedgeJew 16:07, 10 January 2008 (CST)

Chris, if you're reading this: please, for the good of mankind and all things good and lulzy, burn all your drawings, throw your computer in a lake and FUCKING KILL YOURSELF. --Dann Woolf 14:59, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

HAY GUISE LET'S BE ATTENTION WHORES AND POST BEFORE THE FIRST HEADER WHADDYA THINK?????!!!!!??1111111seven1111ELEVENTY? BornFree 15:56, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Sounds good to me! --Dann Woolf 16:12, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Oh...Oh my eyes... I cannot unsee... - Z

1 Can we get Sega/Nintendo to sue him perhaps?
2 Oh, Exploitable!
3 Sonichu Audiobooks
4 Taking down the page
5 THIS NEEDS TO BE DOCUMENTED
6 A Prostitute for Chandler
7 HE KNOWS
8 Other Stuff
9 Yo
10 Damn
11 sonichu.com
12 lol
13 Sources
14 More stuff that should be documented
15 I have an idea on how to make a retard cry!
16 Hey, I just created a mock myspace
17 I KNOW MORE THAN YOU THINK
18 More documentation
19 his "new" youtube account
20 An Honest, Open Question
21 OK look Chris
22 Knock-Knock
23 New Releases, March 17, 2008
24 Fake accounts
25 Let's Zap to the Extreme!
26 You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!
27 I think what we all need to accept is
28 About his obsession with having a daughter...
29 Can't touch this music video
30 An Honest, Open Question
31 His latest YouTube video
32 Latest YouTube video transcription
33 Oh, wow. He wasn't kidding about frequently doing searches for "Sonichu"
34 XDXDXD
35 The Parappa the rapper contest...
36 Parents Powerword
37 what a loser
38 Lulziest shit evar
39 Oh lawd
40 Email
41 Oh lawd, you goin' down, Jason!
42 He's stolen two characters and is selling merchandise
43 Chris has captured my rage
44 Site that explains the Sonichu copyright
45 Haha, what a fucking moron.
46 Medallion replica?
47 Operation Steal-Medallion
48 Medallion Hoax
49 Medaillion steal advice
50 uhh
51 When His Parents Die
52 Hey, B-Itches, Quit your barkin'.
53 Fan art
54 Drag Queens?
55 Multiple Medallions? Really? That's it?
56 Idea to get the medaillion
57 Methods of Communication
58 Sonichu the game!
59 Jesus Christ! Sonichu Fan Fiction! Yeah, seriously.
60 Comic Idea
61 Moralfag senses tingling
62 Chris is patroling the talk page
63 Probably been done before,
64 IF YOU BOTHER ME
65 Expand tags
66 No Jews for Chris chan.
67 Attention: Daniel Tucker ORIGINAL creator of Sonichu
68 Two moar videos
69 OH GOD THE HORROR
70 Prank calls segment
71 The Game Place incident
72 Updated home page link
73 Yellow Is A Mellow Colour MP3 (by CWC!)
74 The DVD
75 MORE RULE 34?!
76 New fake account, lulzy
77 SITREP on the medallion?
78 A List of CWC's "gal-pals?"
79 CWC's YouTube Favorites
80 Reldnahc
81 Alright, that does it
82 PICKLES! STAT!
83 Gay is not OK
84 Chris-Chan's old "rival" Wes Iseli
85 Fake Alix Henriol myspace
86 FYI, Chris (and I know you're reading this)
87 Chris responds to paedophilia claims
88 CWC's rant on dickgirls
89 Rule 34/35: Sonichu the Game
90 Getting new lulz from Chris
91 SOMEBODY JUST PRANKED HIM
92 Chris-Chan's other sites
93 Myspace custom my little pony group

Can we get Sega/Nintendo to sue him perhaps?

Is this possible? His "original character" is a parody of Segas mascot ffs =S

I'm sure if we all E Mail Sega/Nint then something will happen? Anyone got an address?

- I'm just being a bitch here, but parodies DO fall under fair use; however, Chris uses Sonichu as if he were a new creation. To be a parody, it has to comment on the original work. I don't see how Sonichu can be a parody of either Sonic or Pikachu so either one of them can get on his ass. Suing him would take too much work, but a hilarious C&D order could be placed on him. TL;DR: e-mail them, c&d his ass, watch him bitch Vivig 12:16, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

--Parodies only count as non commercial uses, he's actually selling merchandise, albiet not much, and no where does it have a dsiclaimer, ie "Sonichu is a parody of Pikachu and Sonic blah blah blah big technical word". So technically, he IS breaking the law. Also, he's pushing for a videogame/TV show, which is again, breaking copyright. In fact, the fact that the comic itself exists is a massive breach of copyright.

/law student

So...can we email sega noa pls?

You so can't! Nintendo totally TOLD HIM WAS OKAY! Observe for yourself. They totally specifically approved medallions for him to sell, too.

If you're a real lawyer, you'll be using L as your rad "totally LEGAL" sign nao. --Potatomuffin 02:27, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

--The comics are so funny though! Why would we want less content? Besides, I doubt their PR people would approve of a crusade against an autistic man-boy who has spent thousands of dollars on sega/nintendo products.

That, right there. I'm not in it solely to make a retard cry, I'm into this for the lulz. It's not very funny if this just peters out after he gets a Cease and Desist from Nintendo. It IS funny if he keeps going, making more comics and videos. Don't discourage the development. Besides, he already sent a letter to Nintendo detailing his Sonichu bullshit, and they didn't take legal action, so they're not going to take it now.Ultramag 13:58, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

--He's not breaking any laws unless he uses the words "Sonic the Hedgehog", "Pokémon", or any other registered trademarks in his shitty merchandise, I'm fairly sure. --EliteBeatGeek 12:16, 25 August 2008 (CDT)

He has used sonic, pikachu, and Raichu in his comics, as far as I know. So that would break the trademarks if he ever sells his comics. --Purelymad 18:51, 2 September 2008 (CDT)

He hasn't actually made any money off his ungodly creation, so I don't think he can be sued... yet. --Dann Woolf 14:59, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

... So if someone were to offer to buy some of his creations...? Do you see where I'm going with this, gais? Jelly God 13:24, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Copyright infringment doesn't have to involve monetary gain.KANARD 13:58, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Does anyone else think that perhaps Nintendo and Sega may not turn such a blind eye to his turd comic when they see that their intellectual property is now being used in a story full of Racist Furry Child Abuse Porn? --AyatollahKhomeini 14:41, 10 September 2008 (CDT)

Oh, Exploitable!

I just got cwc to add me on PSN. What should I do with it, besides immediately screaming at him and making him delete me? --Purelymad 18:43, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

Attack him psycholologly. It'll be fun, and it'll take a while before he realizes what's going on, and I'll call my lawer, for no reason. VideoCWK 21:47, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

If he has Soul Calibur IV, you MUST create Mary Lee Walsh, challenge him, and proceed to beat him senseless using her. --EliteBeatGeek 23:09, 23 August 2008 (CDT)

I haven't gotten ANY response from him. He's got a great online record though. a whole 11 out of 55 wins!--Purelymad 22:03, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

Sonichu Audiobooks

So I have made mp3s of all of the comics but the ED upload page isn't getting along with them. I figure they will either make him mad or convince him he has fans. What is a site that I could stream them to this page from?

just rar/zip them and upload them to mediafire or rapidshare or megaupload or something, i swear i will make a video from them Vivig 22:03, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

--alright, sounds good. Thank you. Going to be a couple days before I actually finish, I didn't realize how fucking long a few of these issues are.

I'd love to see this. Let us know when you've got one done. --Purelymad 18:32, 10 August 2008 (CDT)

--Alright, so I recorded five of these comics, but after re-listening the sound quality is shit with too much background noise. I deleted all of them and started fresh trying to speak clearer. Let me know if you think the following is acceptable, so I can proceed or redo based on what you fine folks think. http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=0aa0e99f60a20abfd2db6fb9a8902bda <3, Smootling

Hrum. Well as raw material it's actually not that bad. I'd still love to see this as a video. Also, background music would improve it. (maybe something 8bit?) --Purelymad 21:09, 10 August 2008 (CDT)

(ps: Oh. My god. omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomom....)

--Well, another guy had pledged to make the videos once I uploaded the mp3s, so hopefully he fulfills his end, as I think it'd be pretty funny. I think I'll keep on recording as you seem satisfied with the audio quality. Thanks for the input.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J1IdfXlrtM I think he did. I'm throwing it in the place of the link to your audio file. You can put it back up there if you want but I don't really think it's needed at this point. --Purelymad 19:07, 11 August 2008 (CDT)

--Thanks, vivig! It turned out a lot better than it would have been if I had done it! The background music was lulztastic. I just got back from a 7 hour plane ride, so I'll upload some more tomorrow, as I'm pretty fucking dead. If you wouldn't mind throwing audio credit to "smootling" or my yewtube account "ericbriggsjohnson" (lolrealname) in the next one I'd really appreciate it, but if you don't I'm not gonna bawwww or anything. More should be up soon, thanks again for the amazing videowork and background music. -Smootling

--yeah i already changed the youtube description to credit you and i'll get you in next vid. and HOLY FUCK SO MUCH DAMN TEXT AT THE END Vivig 23:17, 11 August 2008 (CDT)

OK messaged you with more and cleaned up redundant parts of the talk page. take a break if ya want, but I just thought I'd give you two episodes so that you didn't have to wait for me to get started.

--i just wanted to do the stupid blachu gag i had going. every time they say his name I run a music clip from shadow the hedgehog. i'll do one of them later today. Vivig 12:22, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

--I sent a few new ones, these next few are some of my favorites! Smootling 14:28, 17 August 2008 (CDT)

--Fucking love the audio books. Keep up the good work. JR 14:06, 20 August 2008 (CDT)

I'm not touching these with a ten-foot-long pole. I cringe enough just reading Chris-Chan quotes. --Dann Woolf 14:59, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

Taking down the page

Concerning Chris-Chan's latest videos, /v/ has decided that it would be a good idea to take down the Chris-Chan ED page for long enough for him to write a new comic, then putting it back up as soon as he's done. Could I get a Sysop's opinion?

USER IN AGREEMENT (PRO THIS PLAN OK): mmyes, please take down this page long enough for him to spiral a little further down the Sonihole. You catch more lulz with honey, so let's be extra sweet! ^-^;; Ultramag 00:07, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

I agree with this plan. JR 03:19, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

I also agree with this but I think it would be better if rather than taking down the page, replacing it with something which is basically a sonichu fan page. User:Megaspel

It's worth it. Oh so worth it. I approve of the Sonichu fan page idea too, but I doubt anyone at ED would agree because it WOULDN'T BE FOR TEH EPIC LULZ or something. But please, look at the fucking cover for the next Sonichu. He's rewriting his own fucking past. Look at that shit. And I'm SURE there will be an amazingly hilarious moment of him blowing up the "ED headquarters" or something. We must. Think of it this way--this page would produce more "lulz" being down than it would remaining up. Evan1203 21:08, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

Agreed as well. Taking down the page and then letting him draw more is fucking perfect. He already claimed victory after ED went down for a day. --Purelymad 07:42, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

I agree, but the Sonichu fanpage might be a bit much, and he might think something is up. However, if we word it like a very favorable Wiki article that's simply about the comic with some praise thrown in here and there, he'll think we've surrendered and realized the greatness of his creativity and make a few comics. For greater lulz, we could even leave it up for a second comic, since this will work only once. VideoCWK 21:52, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

Couldn't it be possible to set something up so that only Chris-Chan can't edit the page? --Dann Woolf 14:59, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

THIS NEEDS TO BE DOCUMENTED

-snipped for spaced, still archived in history-

A Prostitute for Chandler

Someone needs to buy this freak his First Sexual Experience before he starts keeping women in his mommy's basement and home surgery-ing them into purple Sonic-ette "perfection." Dear God this guy has all the makings of some horrible THING that's half Dahmer and half Smiley Face Killer. With a little Sonic-based variation on the Vampire: The Masquerade killer, Rod Ferrell.--Timemanagementos 22:59, 6 September 2008 (CDT) (Sorry for not putting my sig on before :*/ (a clownface is that))

What a waste of money. Let's spend it on an assassin instead. --Dann Woolf 13:48, 9 September 2008 (CDT)

HE KNOWS

How long before he does a butthurt pageblanking? Evan1203 09:23, 4 November 2007 (CST)

I doubt he'll be able to figure out how.--Exploding Marionette 22:06, 4 November 2007 (CST)

He's figured it out now. --Crazyboutdongs 06:13, 26 January 2008 (CST)

Other Stuff

Uuuummm he also used to stalk a goon's sister, but I don't know where to fit it into the article (is it in there already? I have trouble reading this) so
sauce _{THERE IS NO MISSECHELON, ONLY ZUUL} 07:35, 5 November 2007 (CST)

He kinda reminds me of Bubbles from Trailer Park boys, except bubbles is smarter and cooler. --Divx-Mongool 07:36, 5 November 2007 (CST)

For those of us who haven't signed up for that forum, can you post that information somewhere in the article? --CrumpetTrumpet 19:13, 9 December 2007 (CST)

Holy shit that MySpace looks like Troll Heaven... Anybody else up for it?--GeddyIsGodYYZ 11:58, 26 December 2007 (CST)

Yo

This article is beyond win and needs to be on the front page forever.Knick Knack 12:25, 26 December 2007 (CST)

Damn

I actually feel guilty, for once.Uhavecancer 12:53, 26 December 2007 (CST)

Trolls remorse is not acceptable!--Thinmatzo 07:12, 26 January 2008 (CST)

Man, I was telling a friend about this guy and went to ED to find and show him the article, and it's the Article of the Now. Top shelf, guys. Pandamandan87 15:20, 26 December 2007 (CST)

sonichu.com

I just bought sonichu.com. We could amp up the lulz to maximum if we use it right. Problem is, I don't know what to put on the site. Any help/ideas?

Cows 21:44, 26 December 2007 (CST)

All of anon's fanarts posted and reposted at least 100 times. Knick Knack 22:50, 26 December 2007 (CST)

OMG Epic lulz. If I see that I'll piss myself. AnAnonEditor 21:58, 27 December 2007 (CST)

Make it look like an honest Sonichu fansite-See if you can't get him way excited, and then replace the whole thing with the anon fanarts --Lexerande 16:51, 11 August 2008 (CDT)

It's times like these I wish I could draw. Lulz4life 16:54, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

What runs and squeals with weiners? Pigs in a blanket.

Three words: Gay nigger porn. --Dann Woolf 13:13, 4 September 2008 (CDT)

lol

He has the cherokee blood, it's Red AND Brown. - Eatenbyrobots 01:10, 27 December 2007 (CST)

Sources

Guys, please add sources to the quotes in the articles. It's not that hard.

Speaking of which, a bunch of quotes have appeared that aren't on his Myspace or website. Where are they from?

--CrumpetTrumpet 14:38, 28 December 2007 (CST)

Is 'reldnahc' who keeps making content-full, but poorly formatted and VERY long updates actually CWC himself? on the one hand, he isn't deleting all the nasty criticism out of sheer tard fury like you might expect, but on the other, he seems to have access to loads of stuff nowhere to be found on his website/myspace/youtube vids - diary entries etc. Another argument for it being Chris is that he keeps botching anything more complex than very basic wiki editing - look at the photos he's failed to upload this time, or his constant failed attempts to simply link to an mp3 on the sonichu website. It must be either Chris-chan or someone from his town or college - the only other explanation is that someone's writing CWC fanfic, and quite realistic stuff at that! Perhaps one of the main editors could get in touch with him to 'cite his sources' - and thus obtain more source material for lulz (fyi, this reldnahc keeps adding in a link to veoh, baffling people - i guess he's doing that because it's the only site that seems to have the HOUR LONG Animal Crossing 'documentary' CWC made and sent to Nintendo Power) --Iggypopbarker 20:43, 29 December 2007 (CST)

That's an interesting theory... But I have my doubts. I think that he's just someone who signed up for an ED account for the sole purpose of editing this article, hence the Sonichu-related name. He's probably just trying to add content, but not experienced with wikis. The new content that he's adding is either on a site that we don't know about and he forgets to cite them, or he made it up himself. If it is Chris, then he has 2 accounts... He also made that Chris-chan account and made an edit that seemed too realistic to be a troll.

I also watched that documentary on Veoh... At least, a bit of it. It really is an hour long. The sad part is that he keeps talking to the viewers (who he assumes are the guys writing Nintendo Power) and boasting about how he's a lonely 25-year old virgin. He also asks them to make specific changes in games, and sucks up by saying that he thinks that the Gamecube > PS2 + Xbawks.

Now that I think about it, that needs to be documented. --CrumpetTrumpet 13:05, 30 December 2007 (CST)

I've been going throw "reldnahc"s edits, and I can see what you mean now. These extremely realistic quotes, failed uploads... Not only that, but he adds these edits to show himself in a positive light, like the random crap about Guitar Hero and him breaking up with Megan. He seems to think that he can edit this page into something resembling his Myspace, where he'll attract a "boyfriend free girl", ect.

I guess that we can take those quotes as legitimate. They were added by CWC himself, as far as I can see. --CrumpetTrumpet 21:02, 7 January 2008 (CST)

Oh Christ. Upon further inspection, that guy is definitely CWC:

A "CWC" Two Cents

“	I've been only Dusted off of my not-so-secrets; allow da man himself to throw in his share of Self-Insults-to- Injuries in the effort to Rub Harder to allow Mysterous Fluids to come out. Ha Ha.	„
—Chris-Chan

He openly admits it. Not to mention he tried to upload pictures of his blow-up girlfriend. Thank GOD he fucked it up, there are some things we don't want to see.

A few things we get to know from the unsourced quotes he added:

He has a blow-up girlfriend, tried to upload pictures
He printed out the Sonichu News Dash on his site and handed it out at his school, hence why he kept adding his personal profile
He drinks lots of soda and is so RANDOM XD
He got owned by Megan, another lady he stalked and pretended was his girlfriend

This is worse than I thought, and needs to be documented. --CrumpetTrumpet 21:13, 7 January 2008 (CST)

Oh Christ, it gets even worse than before...

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&limit=500&target=Reldnahc

He drew rule 34 of his own characters, and they've stayed in the gallery this whole time.

I don't know what his Autistic perception of this article is, but I imagine that up until he registered his Chris-Chan account, he somehow overlooked all sarcastic references the article contained and thought it was some sort of personal page for him. Dear Christ almighty. The rule 34 gallery needs some cleaning, and we need a new section on Chris-Chan's contributions... --CrumpetTrumpet 10:00, 8 January 2008 (CST)

dear god, i've just seen this stuff and your revision of the article (high 5!) , that rule 34 is fucking terrifying. i'd assumed Mary Lee Walsh was the one person he mentions that he doesn't want to tard-fuck, but apparently i was way out. the Reldnahc edits are just weird in general, he can't have failed to notice most of the stuff was ripping the piss out of him, and while he's tried to remove SOME of the bad stuff and put in SOME positive stuff, he leaves most of the more vicious criticism in and seems to take all the fan art as genuine and all the constant references to him being a sad virgin etc as not negative (that makes sense, he calls himself a lonely virgin on his sites even more than the ED article). We know from his emails he doesn't like the gay sex fanart but presumably thinks it is genuine fan art and not just an attempt to call him gay? and he's almost certainly actually enjoying all the rest of it. I reckon he sees Encyclopedia Dramatica as a more adult version of his myspace/newsletters/dating site profiles, like it's alt.com or some crazy hentai forum where nobody will bat an eyelid at his desire to sex up his own fictional hedgehog pokeymans.

he's put some new pics up on his myspace account - seems to have decided that having a car is the masterstroke that will have him wading in pussy. in one he even almost looks like a 'normal' nerdy kid, though of course that medallion, a true modern chasitity belt, ruins any progress he ever makes.

someone REALLY needs to get chris-chan onside though, if just for those pictures he failed to upload, which from the descriptions have the potential to bring about the end times should they ever reach the public domain. --Iggypopbarker 05:35, 10 January 2008 (CST)

If he failed to notice the intent of the article before, he definitely knows what it's about now. His only edits have been deleting the entire article. Not sure how he missed it in the first place.

I don't have a Myspace account, so I can't see his pictures or videos. The SONICHU license plate was more than enough. He took his blog entries down, but we already have all the quotes we need.

Oh, and don't worry about him going outside. He's posted his habits on his Myspace... He goes out regularly to play Yugioh/Pokemon cards and stalk wimmins at the mall. --CrumpetTrumpet 19:00, 11 January 2008 (CST)

I have an idea on how to make a retard cry!

And not by spraying him with a bottle like the mindless dogs they are. How about, just to ruffle with his tampons, we make a comic of Sonichu. A better sonichu. And he'll be everything that Chris-chan DOESN'T want him to be. He'll be gay, depressed, weak, and will be having buttsex with the guy in the comic. Somewhere in it we need to make a rant that he said under Stay straight! Only it'll be, "Be yourself" It'll start off with "I don't know what mentally retarded socially inept 25 year old virgin has been talking to you, but you can't become gay by playing with dolls, gay people haven't forgotten their gender. Don't you dare tell that family their son got prickly wicklies. What the fuck is wrong with you?! He died a horrible death defending his country, and you try to describe it as getting a prickly wickly? What kind of hedgehog pokemon are you? And for the love of all that is ages five and up, stop calling people peanuts, you sound like that retarded kid down the road etc..." And we could claim that WE'RE the ones who made Sonichu, not him, just because he's a regular peanut. and-and-and we could have a link to his sonichu comics as a 'fan site'. OOOH isn't it fun to be naughty? One more thing, his sister needs to be a nasty alcoholic whore who's an incredible bitch when she's drunk, which is always. Not really an order, I know you're not my army, or else I'd be having you all have soldier fetish themed sex right now, no, this is just a kindly idea I got. --Almighty Fluffy 18:46, 5 Febuary 2008 (CST)

DO IT FAGGOT --Hater of all that is Furry 17:13, 8 April 2008 (CST)

I'm in the process of creating a fanfiction on fanfiction.net that's about Sonichu getting raped over and over again and eventually becoming gay.ServantofLongcat 14:57, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

Whoop-de-fucking doo, Servent. The comic would have a better impact then something I'm sure nobody would read. --Purelymad 18:36, 10 August 2008 (CDT)

Artfag here. Good idea, I'm doing this. Stay tuned. Capall 19:12, 9 September 2008 (CDT)

Here's the cover for issue "0". Thoughts? Capall 15:01, 10 September 2008 (CDT)

Need ideas

Hey, I just created a mock myspace

Like I said, recently, I edited his article to add a link to a myspace dedicated to his "nemesis" Mary Lee Walsh. All is well and good with it, but I must confess that I am stuck on whether or not I should add his myspace as a friend just to see what he'll do. The only think I am worried about in regards to that is if he can get me in trouble or not. Now, I've gone over most everything in my head and have covered my bases pretty well, I think. I don't think he can get that profile deleted as it is merely satire and haven't posted anything copywrited on the myspace.

I suppose, in a nutshell, I am stuck on what I should do to make this funnier and any advice or thoughts you guys could give me would be excellant. The link for the myspace is here:

That goddess Mary Lee Walsh!

that seems like a good start, though it's hard to read a lot of the text over the background pics. tidy it up a little, see if you get any good suggestions on here (perhaps write a blog entry explaining your nefarious schemes to capture chris-chan's medallion?) and THEN add him? --Iggypopbarker 18:52, 20 February 2008 (CST)

Update: Guys . . . he's just been added. I don't know if he's seen it yet, but I'll keep you all informed! -- XanatosVanBadass

Keep in mind that he may have abandoned that account like he did his Youtube. CrumpetTrumpet 14:36, 23 February 2008 (CST)

Well, the last time he logged on was the 21st so I am surely addressing the one he still uses. It is the other one that he hasn't accessed since 2005 -- XanatosVanBadass 18:39, 23 February 2008 (EST)

I KNOW MORE THAN YOU THINK

So There.

Oh snaps, Chris is gonna use his Yugioh skills against us! CrumpetTrumpet 16:51, 25 January 2008 (CST)

Oh noes, I don't want Chris to make a half-assed attempt to beat me up in Soul Calibur! --Dann Woolf 14:46, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

his "new" youtube account

I am pretty damn sure it's fake. The only video put up also contains nothing proving that it's actually him. Oh, and note that it says he's 25, although he's 26 now (I think)

we'll have to wait and see. Though the video he uploaded does contain new pictures, so I'm pretty sure it's him. CrumpetTrumpet 16:42, 28 February 2008 (CST)

i'm kind of skeptical - though it's a decent imitation of his presentation style etc, i don't think there ARE any new pics (are you thinking of his most recent myspace ones with the car? or the angry black sonichu one, from his veoh version of the shooting toy gun at ADAM STACKHOUSE, that JERK!) and there's his use of a 'masturbating and squirtin' fanart at the very end, though it's not totally implausible that he's adopted that catchphrase himself, given that he thought using it in the first place was an appropriate response to recieving mocking fanart. he seems to have gone into turtle mode generally though, deleting his blogs and not adding anyone to his myspaces, or replying to emails. it would make sense that he'd start a new youtube account to try and get less trolling comments. --Iggypopbarker 22:04, 28 February 2008 (CST)

The Masturbatin and Squirtin' image is the only reason why it could be a troll, really. Even then, knowing his retarded logic, he probably sees that image as fanart. There a few new pictures in there, though. One of him wearing glasses, and some retarded Sonichu artwork. Because of the new material, I'm pretty sure it's him. CrumpetTrumpet 12:15, 29 February 2008 (CST)

Also, I tried contacting CWCSonichu on AIM. Didn't work. He didn't respond. CrumpetTrumpet 22:32, 8 March 2008 (CST)

Yeah, I was sending him an email, and he replied asking who I was, after I told him that I saw this wiki and thought that this is horrible (hurr hurr) he didn't respond anymore Still, I doubt it's really him. The new images, who knows, they might just be hidden somewhere on his site or something. Anondelivers 14:42, 9 March 2008 (CDT)

An Honest, Open Question

Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *sigh* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of my person, my integrity, my honesty, my compassion, my heart, my soul, my being. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, Megan Schroeder and Anna McLerran, and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu and Rosechu, have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were my feelings were hurt greatly, but also those of Megan and Anna, and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such cruelty, such mockery, such hatred was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my being.

For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.

But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.

Why do you hate me so much?

What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?

I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over.

Sincerely;

Christian Weston Chandler.

OK look Chris

I don't hate you, and ~~I don't think that many EDiots do either~~ Disregard that - Anyway, ED exists to document drama and memes and amusing things around the net, and you fall into several of those categories. Here's my honest advice: you are going about meeting women in EXACTLY wrong way, its as if you are doing everything possible to turn them off. I'm sorry, it sucks to hear that, but its the truth. I know you're trying, but seriously, you are driving them away and appear to them like a crazy stalker. Girls won't approach you if you're walking around by yourself, you have to go to a social context where they are open to meeting new people (a party or bar or group of friends hanging out at someone's house) and just be friendly and flirtatious. Girls find desperation VERY unattractive, so your sign saying you're looking for a girlfriend is like a huge beacon of unattractiveness. In a similar vein, get rid of that weird yellow medal thing around your neck - it makes you seem (more) socially inept which is a further turnoff. Don't even talk about "looking for a girlfriend" when you first meet someone, be funny and interesting - if you can't first make friends with the girl, you wouldnt have a successful relationship with her anyway. --Spacey 19:51, 14 March 2008 (CDT)

Oh, and if none of that advice works suck it up and date a fatty... I'm sure she'll be beautiful on the inside --Spacey 13:36, 16 March 2008 (CDT)

I would like to echo this sentiment. The reason ED makes fun of you is because you're an easy target, and it makes us all feel better about ourselves to pick on you. Basically, even though you have a lot of problems, when you whine about it on the internets, you're preaching to the choir. It's not that we "despy" you, we just don't feel that you deserve any sympathy. By your admission, you had a circle of female friends, or "gal-pals" that "surrounded" you in highschool. I would have loved that - In high school, I had a horrible complexion and a social anxiety disorder, so I didn't have a single female friend; I basically sat in the hallway reading stephen king books, listening to marilyn manson on my discman, or hax0r3d the library computers the whole time. So I'm not actually crying for your plight, because I had my own problems. But I got over it and evolved; I stopped feeling like a victim, and these days I get laid once in a while(!) This is a unique opportunity for you to take some cues from the general population, so that you'll be more successful in your romantic endeavors.

It's not so much about "pretending to be normal" or "learning how to hack a girl's brain" as it is internalizing an understanding of how to function in a social environment (which can be tough for introverted people). It's a game everybody has to play to some degree. But you will hopefully realize that, by now, you are not going to get anywhere by sitting around with a sign, a tight stripey shirt, and your OC medallion around your neck. You have unique characteristics that some nerdy girl is going to appreciate someday, but you have to give her a chance by upping your game a little bit and showcasing your good qualities. Yes, you're a weird motherfucker, but you have a creative spark, you're in touch with your feminine side, you have that autistic left-brain intelligence thing, and you have some communication skills. You seem to respect women, and you're not so bad looking - if you lost some weight you could be doing good.

My advice to you would be A) lose the victim mentality. Most people have had a hard time growing up and trying to fit in. Many of us have had to deal with abuse. You're not so speshul in that regard. Every guy who gets female attention is not a "jerk". Store managers, university employees and rent-a-cops who try to keep you from disturbing customers aren't out to get you. B) work on your physical appearance. Ask some of your non-lesbo girlfriends to take you shopping for clothes. Get some shirts without horizontal stripes. Watch what you eat, and go jogging. C) Get involved in some social activities. Join a book club. Look on craigslist or meetup.com for groups of people who do the weird shit that you're into. D) reevaluate your philosophies about certain issues. Sexual preference is basically, in 2008, what race was in 1950. You don't need to preach to people about whether they like dick or pussy - it's a personal non-issue which you do not need to stick your nose into. Alcohol, drugs, and tobacco are not as horrid as you seem to think they are (hell, I think you could use a few shots yourself so you could interface with the opposite gender a little better). E) don't let these sad sarcastic motherfuckers get you down.

Ignore the piping.

Best, Anon. --Saveourskyline 02:52, 8 May 2008 (CDT)
- To be fair its fine by me if he truly does have a moral objection to homosexuality, but, as another poster mentioned - style is everything. His going ballistic and answering stupid pictures of his cartoons with the words "I LIKE VAGINA!!!!" or something of that nature will inspire people to believe the opposite. Replicant10000 15:07, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

Because you're a creepy 25-year old dude who lives with his parents, spends his time drawing fucktarded comics about Sonic and Pokemon, stalks women at the mall, wears the same shirt in public every day in addition to the incredibly creepy Sonichu medallion, draws pictures of himself having sex with his imaginary twin sister and then wonders why people hate him. CrumpetTrumpet 20:46, 15 March 2008 (CDT)

I hate you because you keep making new names to vandalize this page and it makes extra work for me. I think that if you come back again I'm just going to protect the page for a month. White•Mystery

Don't lock the article plox. Can't you just IP ban him or ban him whenever he tries to edit the article? There is still a lot to add to it, and we can easily sidestep Chris' retardation. CrumpetTrumpet 21:06, 15 March 2008 (CDT)

Like everyone else on the internet he comes in over 7 proxies, so no. However, I'll just keep banning his accounts as he makes them. Leave me a message if I miss any. White•Mystery

Chris, thanks for providing my entertainment for the day. You truly are an inspiration to desperate, retarded losers without social skills. I strongly recommend - should you be lucky enough to visit this page again - you take the advice given here. Bathe, wear normal clothing and stop with the faggish facial expressions. Drop the medallion that looks like it came out of a can of Play-Doh. As to your girl issues, I think you're going about them in the wrong way and mistaking a sign around your neck which advertises to every woman within 1,000 feet that you're looking for "a sweetheart" "soulmate" or whatever for self-confidence.

Don't act like a stalker. They hate that. Replicant10000 15:07, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

Your opinions are counter-productive to society, you more fucking toys in your room then my 6 year old cousin, you are a sick fuck and a incestuous pedo. Chris-chan, I hate you and I think you should die. You are an idiot, I hate your voice there's no room on this talkpage to properly describe how much I hate you, go die. There, is that good?

Knock-Knock

Here's a fun Rhyme-Scheme that y'all may enjoy (Do Not Try This at Home)...

"On your Game Boy Advance SP, Create your Mii, and play it on Wii with your PSP hooked to your PS3, because it's fun see. And NEVER play a HEXBox360, because the system is STUPID, and you are not a dummy."

Bonus Rhyme: But WhiteMystery is not only a dummy with a HEXBox360, but from calling me a fucktard, he is one himself. So There.

Chris, don't quit your day job. Oh wait, your day job is drawing shitty Rule 34 and being a creepy fucktard stalker. So on second thoughts, go ahead and quit. --Dann Woolf 05:47, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

New Releases, March 17, 2008

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Role Playing Game Action fun with everyone's favorite kicked-umpteen-infinity-times Autistic Virgin on Playstation 2, Playstation 3 and Nintendo Wii. Rated "M" for Honest Content.

I'd rather play a much better game. Like ET for the Atari 2600. --Dann Woolf 05:49, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Fake accounts

The ED account "Christian-Weston-Chandler" is very clearly NOT the real Chris-chan. The above art proves that, it's a nice imitation of Chris's style but it isn't the real deal. Additionally, the "cwc2k8" YouTube account is not his. None of the images in that video are "new" as previously stated, they can all be found on Chris's various web sites/profiles/etc. I see no reason to believe he would abandon his old account and upload one video that has nothing new in it.

Someone who has been tending to this article should remove the references to these accounts or at least make it clear that they are not his. I would do it myself but with the stupid fucking revert war going on my changes would probably just get reverted and ignored.--Nokogoesineveryfield 17:37, 17 March 2008 (CDT)

You sure? His Youtube has images I haven't seen before, and frankly his new "game" releases seem too realistic to be fake. Link to images plox. CrumpetTrumpet 17:41, 17 March 2008 (CDT)

Which images do you need linked to? Also, just to clarify, "Christian Weston Chandler" is actually him. The same name with dashes is NOT him. Look at the history of his personal page, he put those porn drawings in it. He has recently shown remorse over posting that stuff, why would he be promoting it now? Also, it's not like it would be that difficult to imitate his style, you just need some markers and a pen. That box art is inconsistent with the way he normally draws in enough subtle ways that it can bee deemed fake. Also, it's not like his account without the dashes was banned when the account WITH the dashes showed up, so why would he register a redundant account like that? It's obviously just someone trying to cause confusion.--Nokogoesineveryfield 17:52, 17 March 2008 (CDT)

The two that I've never seen before are at 0:45 and 2:08 on his new Youtube video. And, frankly, I haven't seen any remorse for his rule 34 of his own characters. It wouldn't surprise me if he put them up... Plus, he avoided putting up the one of him fucking his sister, instead using "TomTomCloseup.jpg", which just shows a vagoo. In other words, he doesn't want people to see the original of him fucking his sister, but he doesn't care about the others.

And really, look at the fanart... His own artwork stands out. It COULD be imitated, but I really doubt that anyone would bother. I mean come on, "CWC Adult Chronicles"? "HEXBox360"? Really though, I don't see anything about the artwork that seems fake. He probably made this account because CWC without the dashes got b&, or he's afraid it will be b& anytime soon.

I see your reasoning, but its still highly likely that this new account is legit. Any other reasons to mention? Also, pictures plox. Oh, and can you get b& for filling his userpage with goatse? Because that'd probably send him packing. CrumpetTrumpet 18:00, 17 March 2008 (CDT)

0:45 and 2:08. Above he said "I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me." Also, remember, that edit with the vagina up close was done by the account with the dashes. Probably to make it seem more like a real Chris-chan edit.--Nokogoesineveryfield 18:12, 17 March 2008 (CDT)

I am truly Christian Weston Chandler; the man "with the curly blonde" is right about me creating a dashed double to counter the bann, but I also did it to PREVENT anyone else from taking it and corrupting it to their whim.

To Prove I am me, I will reval a truth...Walter Grisby had a duck, E-Ei-E-Ei-O.

--User:Christian-Weston-Chandler 20:47, St. Patrick's Day. My Beagle-Spitz, Patti would have been 20 this year...God bless her heart and soul.

Do you really need more proof that this guy is just a really shitty troll? --Nokogoesineveryfield 20:04, 17 March 2008 (CDT)

Although you do have a point... But even so, his current tard rage and the comments he's writing seem to much like his website to be true. Would a troll really go out of his way to do this? CrumpetTrumpet 20:44, 20 March 2008 (CDT)

A note regarding the "new" Youtube account. Upon closer inspection, it's pretty clear that it's a fake account because of how it is presented. In the Youtube Description, the uploader advertises it as an "easter egg" on Chris-chan's "Yep, I'm on TV" DVD. However, in the track listing for the DVD featured on the top of the article, it is listed as a proper track - no secrets needed. And the use of the "Masturbatin and Squirtin'" image...I know there has been discussion about it before, but the DVD was made before the phrase was coined and the subsequent fanart was drawn. --Oroman 18:23, 17 March 2008 (CDT)

Strangely enough, I completely randomly stumbled upon this, while looking for Megaman 9 preview videos in genuine interest, I ran across a very CWC-esque rant about it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrPW9OCmEN8 Dude calls himself ProfessorMegaman, check out his profile. VERY odd coincidences, he's into Sonic, he "makes his own comics", has a DevianTART acct... He's a grown man, with aspie issues, looks dorky with brown hair and glasses, has a whiney sad depressing retarded voice... but his drawing style is different, he doesn't wear the epic medallion of retard power, and he seems... "higher" functioning autistic than CWC anyway. Thoughts? Is this guy him with a new leaf? A guy TRYING to be him (Raptor Jesus, help us)? Should we link for lulz on the side? His other videos don't seem CWC's level, his voice sounds further from CWC, and the editing jobs are way... well, too talented for CWC anyway. --Banmallet 16:56, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

Let's Zap to the Extreme!

Dear Chris,

What does this slogan mean, precisely? Also, why do you characterize discharging stored electricity into a living creature (causing electrical burns, damage to the central nervous system, and extreme pain) as "Zappin' Fun"? Are you some sort of sadist? Because, you know, maybe the chaos monster in the first comic was attacking because he felt threatened or something, and if Sonichu just talked to him about what the problem was, things could have been resolved in an amicable fashion.

Your friend,
--Spacey 22:18, 17 March 2008 (CDT)

You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!

And it is shown in the following clips:

I let myself get taunted and jeered to the max.	I Called Myself a FREAK!	I had my head rubbed vigerously against a rough carpet.	And it left me shedding Tears of Blood.
I set my ASS ON FIRE!	I was given the worst wedgie of my life!	I crashed full-speed into walls!	I got DRENCHED in Soda, turned bad from the accident.
I was piled on by a bunch of Jerkops.	I led a comet into a path of my self-destruction.	I was gripped by mattalic digits by my head.
And I dropped myself.	I had major headaches.		Not to mention being BEAT UP Numerously.
		Grossed Myself the FREAK OUT!	I let myself fall into an ABYSS.
I ignored myself.	Drew myself Stupidly.	I've worn myself unconsious.	And I served myself on a Silver Platter!

Glad we're all on the same page then! --Dann Woolf 13:43, 9 September 2008 (CDT)

I think what we all need to accept is

That Chris here is not even a real person. You see, he is what I would like to refer to as a, "Fail-Golem". A Fail-Golem (Or, FG for short) is a creature that was either aborted into existance or shit into it. These things are not composed of flesh and blood like you and I are, though they may appear that way to the untrained eye. Not all golems are made of clay or stone. They can be composed of cheese, snow, chocolate, sand, and even cum. However, things like Chris-chan here are composed entirely of the very base components of fail. Every cell in their body is made up of failure. That medallion? He didn't make it, he was born with that around his neck. His striped shirts? They are in actuality his skin. You see, Chris is the breed of fail-golem who occasionaly sheds his skin (or as I like to call it, his ,"shame cocoon") and always has another striped pattern underneath. Likely, he does this to make sure that no one can get uccustomed to his failure, so he switches it up a little, but maintains a pattern in the stripes because he is too much of a fail to do anything original.

My theory as to why this boy (Yes, he's older than I, but he does not deserve to be called a man. Man is a title) sucks so fucking much is the most logical. Every single fascet of his being is offensive, creepy, and just plain horrible, so what else can it be? He is no human being, I tell you!

XanatosVanBadass

This actually makes perfect sense. CrumpetTrumpet 12:40, 25 March 2008 (CDT)

tl;dr;lame --Saveourskyline 13:03, 8 May 2008 (CDT)

Chris is a real person in my heart Weatherman 15:06, 8 May 2008 (EDT)

-Hahaha, oh shit. I clicked the link to his Facebook account and where it says "Here are some of Christian's friends on Facebook..." it shows my old school Librarian Ms. Daniels. I lol'd hard. -Troy RULES

About his obsession with having a daughter...

I hope he gets a son, the kid would have a terrible life (and could provide us with more lulz. We should think about the future...). RachmaninovDESU 19:29, 26 May 2008 (CDT)

If he got a son, it'd probably turn out even more fucked up than he is. But it'd be lulzworthy because he wouldn't be able to name him Crystalina, and his dreams of raping her would be crushed.

He'd have to stop being so fucking creepy first. --Purelymad 07:52, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

I hope he never breeds, the gene pool is filthy enough already. --Dann Woolf 15:11, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

Can't touch this music video

what the fuck happened to that?

--Anondelivers 13:43, 15 June 2008 (CDT)

It's still on Jewtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cpyKTun5iU --Orly44

An Honest, Open Question

Where the fuck are his parents and what the hell were they thinking? I know a couple autistics who actually are "high functioning;" but only because their parents took initiative to teach them social skillz and how to be a fucking person. Why couldn't Chris's parents do the same for him? Did they want him to turn out like this? Was it for the lulz? Ryuuk 14:50, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

I bet those poor people tried. Just not hard enough. Either that or Chris is their revenge on the world for whatever it did to them. HedgeJew 21:03, 3 August 2008 (CDT)

Maybe the answer is they're pretty backward themselves. Who taught him his views on homosexuality, race, and then there's his misguided chivaliry towards women? Lulz4life 13:53, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

His latest YouTube video

Hahahahahahaha, oh wow. He wants this article taken down. I think that qualifies it for "Good article" status. DavidFailkips 20:42, 3 August 2008 (CDT)

Latest YouTube video transcription

Transcription time! I can't make sense of it without this. Correct if necessary. Tear apart and laugh.

Citizens of the internet. I present an open message to each and every one of you.

Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't. I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu the electric-hedgehog Pokemon back on March 17, 2000. Any dates earlier are void.

I present this open message because I have a whole bunch of people on the internet give me hate. Show me a lot of hate. And I do not appreciate it, ticks me off.

You think you can just hate me, just to get a laugh out of yourself. Think about it. You're laughing at somebody else's pain and torture because I am lonesome, still trying to find a boyfriend-free girl to make into a sweetheart.

You all think I'm just a sap, a chump, dumbass, whatever you may think. But you know what. You. You. Every last one of you who has expressed hate against me. You're the shitheads.

Also, every last one of you who thinks that I am similar to that senile old man in Family Guy. You're the pedophiles.

Everyone of you who thinks I'm homo, who calls me that, because I am not. I'm straight. I'm straight! You're the homos, every last one of you.

I could take the whole time to express so much anger and frustration. I'm only near-sighted I do wear glasses. Take it or leave it losers. It helps me see better, see more detail and more clear vision than any of you knuckleheads can put together out of your own ego that so you richly consume of.

But on a more serious note, learning recently of false or real literature with downloaded copies of my comic pages and whatnot. It has been either distributed or created without my consent or approval. So it is a fake. And if it ever is published or if it ever shows profit let it weigh on your consciousness throughout your eternal life that you are torturing and worse off, tearing the heart and soul and emotions of the innocent man. (something) the innocent still 26 year old virgin. Not only that but I have so many lonely nights and stress that you can not just imagine it.

Now as for the other serious note of any new stuff officially made by me under my own hands not by anyone elses that are considered false. I just have not been feeling the inspiration to draw, to color, because the loneliness I cannot stand that. The hatred I'm getting from every last one of you that has contributed to that Encyclopedia Dramatica webpage. And every other forum, internet document, ludely drawn pictures with...dicks.

I love DYKES! DYKES! CHINA!

I'm straight. If I see a dick, I just look away with a moment of being freaked out. And e-mailing me pictures is not gonna get any of you any further conclusion to: will Crystal get out of the mirror? Will the seven Sonichu balls be collected? Will I ever find my sweetheart? And am I or Megan (last name) still and I which by the way she broke up with me so much long ago because the contributors to that ED page, you broke the emotional strength between us. You promoted such twist and turns to everything I have said and have drawn and have written and whatnot. You broke up the best friendship, the best relationship, the closest I could ever have, in this pitiful adult life. You did it, every last one of you.

If I could blame myself, I would definitely blame myself for drawing those five pictures. Those five drawings. And by the way that is not Crystal whose eyes are censored that is Megan! And just for taking it up and twisting it around and such. Think about it. THINK ABOUT IT! Lay it on your conscious. Because no more Sonichu art or work may or may not ever emerge depending on the amount of hate that has decreased. That webpage. Take it off the internet. I wish I never found that piece of shit! In the first place, back on the Halloween of 07, somewhere around there. And promoting the hatred and drawing such loose-such lurid mockerys is not gonna further the storyplot or have anything new created or even gonna help in anyway. As I am telling you this right into my Playstation Eye!

Sigh.

If I ever do find the one that is to be my sweetheart I will give her such care, such tenderness, such love. If we ever get around to hanky-panky, that's fine, that's good. We get married. I will have my God create- my God called daughter. She will be taken care of lovingly, those of you who mock me otherwise with such frivolous, lurid, adultery. If I ever hear anymore new stuff it will weigh on your conscious with me tearing at your souls. Emotionally.

Let that weigh on your conscious. For those of you who have already done so or are thinking about doing it. I am not a pedo(what) you dorks! I tell ya. So much anger, so much stress. It's hard to see straight. That, the result of all that you have contributed against me, weigh heavily like a 10 thousand pound anvil.

16 tons. What do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt. [Merle Travis. oh CWC, lyrics for no reason.]

If I was not a baptized man, over at the Methodist church over by the University of Virginia I'd tell every last one of you who have contributed hatred and downpour: go to hell.

But I will not even weigh that upon my worst enemy because I am more kind than you think. Y'all just do not see that, y'all just twist my words around. I do not wish to see any more hatree(?) or adult mockery and I want that Encyclopedia Dramatica page taken down- FOREVER.

It will weigh heavily on your conscious that it's still up there. I'll leave you with any other thoughts that you may have but if you dare twist these words around: that will weigh worse on your conscious. The words that I provide from sound mind and heart it will weigh heavily on you.

It will weigh heavily on you.

now that I actually had to transcribe that, it sounds even more fucked up.

Oh, wow. He wasn't kidding about frequently doing searches for "Sonichu"

The abovementioned video inspired me, and in turn, inspired CWC himself to UNLEASH THE MOTHERFUCKING FURY in the comments section, within hours of it showing up on YouTube. You can't buy this kind of entertainment. Ooh, I wonder if he's going to attempt to draw Sonichu kicking my ass, or something. DavidFailkips 21:06, 4 August 2008 (CDT)

Nah David. Instead, He's going to make you a character in Soul Caliber 3 and beat you up on easy mode. --Orly44

Possibly with Megadeth playing faintly in the background. DavidFailkips 12:06, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

XDXDXD

In his srs bizness video at 7:33, he says "con-shitz". --HitmanOfTheGods

The Parappa the rapper contest...

This issue has been bugging me before, but now the contest has been added to the article, I'd like to bring it out to the open.

The link to the page in wich CWC is reported as the winner of the Parappa contest, and the previous winner is disqualified, looks fake. (http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html/) By clicking the 'previous' and then the 'next' button, you can also see that the newspage is not in the Playstation database. The pictures are also not working. Could it be this is a page CWC created himself with his CSIII skills out of frustration? Other things pointing to this conclusion is that Chandler never was one of the finalists, and that googling Chandler and the contests only gives up links to this ED article. We also know CWC is learning HTML and JAVA. He could possibly pull this off. Could someone with more knowhow on website building try to find out if this page is really a fake? If it happens to be so, we have an other example of CWC's delightfull BAWWWWW to add to the article.

Also, read this excerpt. It looks like his writing-style, and not like an official message from Sony:

“	The EX-Winner, Adam Stackhouse, was DISQUALIFIED on the grounds of violating the Official Rules on TWO COUNTS: -He Had Licensed BeatBox Music playing from a licensed BoomBox. -He Had his SISTER ILLEGALLY in the video without authorized consent. We of the Playstation Underground apologize for the confusion and inconvience of not having dealt with this INJUSTICE sooner. Please disregard any web pages that may state the contrary; they shall be taken down by our webmaster momentary	„

RachmaninovDESU 07:59, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

No offense, but you're an idiot. Of course Chris made that page. He just clicked "view page source", edited the text slightly, and hosted it on AOL. Duh. CrumpetTrumpet 07:00, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

No offence but, stfu n00b. If it's so obvious the page was fake, why didn't the article mention that in the first place? We're not all computer whizz kids with our fancy 'page source' and 'AOL' shit. What the fuck does 'hosting' mean anyway? RachmaninovDESU 08:26, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

... Assuming you're not trolling me, the article incorrectly assumed that the page was legitmate, failing to check the URL and see that it was hosted on AOL and that the text was nothing like something that would appear on an official website. Whoever added that to the article was an idiot, and it's been removed now. CrumpetTrumpet 16:06, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

That's what I say! RachmaninovDESU 18:57, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

Parents Powerword

Does any one know his parents first names? --Zaphod 11:57, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

Dad is Robert Franklin Chandler, mom is...some other stupid old woman name, probably Sharon. Just guess on anything ancient-sounding, because they're 80 and 66, respectively. They probably don't come to the phone. Heck, what am I saying, they're probably long dead, rotting away under the floorboards! Ultramag 23:19, 8 August 2008 (CDT)

His mom is Barbara Weston Chandler. I looked her up and found her address. It's 14 Branchland Ct. (PS You're a faggot Christian.). Do what thou wilt. WELL THARS YER DOX

what a loser

i look at his photos and he looks like a rapist i need to remember to sign my fucking name

Lulziest shit evar

This has gotta be one of the most deserving front page articles I've read since I joined ED. This guy is a lolcow who needs further milking, and once the lulz has run dry, it needs to be ground up into delicious lulsteak and lulzburgers. Srsly though, this guy is not a high-functioning autistic. His brain's activity wave is a 20-hertz ground hum, and his social skills make some of the worst autism cases look relatively normal by comparison. Edit: Speaking of autism and retards I forgot my signuture. Creed of Heresy 17:20, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

We've featured this before, it's actually pretty old. However, still hilarious. --Drunkenlazybastard 17:42, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

So what are the odds that Sammybeany [2] is a troll? (See the ANN interview's comments for examples). I'm putting them at 50/50, but it's entirely possible that (s)he's the Jeffree Moon to Chris-chan's Jeffree Starr (or Chris-chan's mom), in which case (s)he probably deserves either a section on this article or his/her own article. Either way, I'm getting chuckles from tussling with him on JewT00b. DavidFailkips 14:56, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

Oh lawd

I've been pestering him on AIM. I discovered this.

am away from my computer right now, but, Spread the word about the following issues, please:

This webpage (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan) has been haunting me since November, 2007; I wish I had never found the dang thing, and I wish it to be taken down forever. But the numerous jerks who contributed to twisting and turning my words into adulturious lies and mockeries will not want it taken down. Strike against them for me; create an account for yourself, and delete the whole page under "Edit". Go forth, and force its downfall; god knows the number of falls I have taken in forcing its downfall as well.

And I have just learned of the individual responsible for putting the webpage up in the first place, Jason Kendrick Howell at howellgames@gmail.com; send him as much HATE as you can, until that heinous page is taken down!

Also, please, you and all of the Sonichu Fans, spread the word to Nintendo of America's doorstep in e-mails, snail-mail, phone calls, etc. about the fame of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, so that NOA and Sega can get behind me and help me make him as great as I'd like him to be.

Thank you.

Peace,

Christian Weston Chandler.

Brodalco 18:10, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

What is his AIM name? Vivig 18:54, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

AIM or it never happened. --One With The Lulz 00:02, 8 August 2008 (CDT)

His AIM is CWCSonichu, but I petition you all, you kings of the internet, to do him no ill. I want to see more Sonichu, don't you? Don't lets scare him off, be a fan. Ultramag 23:23, 8 August 2008 (CDT)

Email

So, is the old AOL address still his account of choice?

cwcsonichu@aol.com? No reply yet since I sent him a message 2 days ago.--Purelymad 07:49, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

Oh lawd, you goin' down, Jason!

I love how he thinks he has Sonicjew fans that will "aid" him in this endeavor. He thinks it will have Jason take down the page. He fails it. -Orly44

Jason is "A Dork Of Ages". I think that beats my "YouTube Nuisance" title. DavidFailkips 17:52, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

He's stolen two characters and is selling merchandise

Copyright fuck or no? ServantofLongcat 00:05, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

I doubt he even has a copyright. He's probably just saying he does, and by doing that, he thinks it's true. Otherwise I don't see how a copyright could be obtained on a combination of 2 copyrighted characters. --Purelymad 07:48, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

I meant that he could be gangraped by Sega of America and The Pokemon Company for stealing their shit.

Emailed them yesterday. Very likely just a cease a desist order, praying for lawsuit.

Also, he does searches for Sonichu, flood fanfiction.net with stories of his multiple rapes and murders.ServantofLongcat 14:31, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

Even if he is forced to take this shit off the Internet, it will still create massive lulz. I'm sure he'll use his retard rage. --Purelymad 16:54, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

Chris has captured my rage

I was already angry at him just for being the pathetic sack of shit he is, then he attacks ED?

Do we have proof that he said he would attack ED? It's time to let the pros ruinate him.

Party Van time.

ServantofLongcat 00:39, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

Site that explains the Sonichu copyright

probably the last thing I'll give before this site is most likely gone for good, spam him with it

let's see him explain how Sonichu is TOTALLY ORIGINAL

he will be my martyr for all retarded sonic fans

http://fury.axspace.com/

Vivig 01:55, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

Haha, what a fucking moron.

He thinks that Encyclopedia Dramatica is done for good. What he fails to realize is that we just showed the donate box for a few hours.

He's going to be pissed as fuck once he finds out we're still alive.

By the way, what is this fat fuck's e-mail? I feel like giving him a few messages. --Orly44

cwcsonichu@aol.com Enjoy. --Purelymad 07:47, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

Medallion replica?

Considering no one has obtained his shitty medallion yet, maybe someone should try to make a replica of it and record themselves smashing that fucker to bits with a hammer. This could potentially produce some lulzy reactions from Chris, not to mention if he ever lost the real medallion, he'd be freaking out bigtime. Thoughts/suggestions?

I could try doing this myself, but I can guarantee the medallion will look like shit. --Edlurker

D00d, we should totally try to sell those things. That'd REALLY piss him off. HugBox 04:06, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

I don't think that thing ever leaves his fucking neck. But selling them would cause some retard rage. --Purelymad 07:46, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

Sculpey + cheap paint = easysauce. --Potatomuffin 01:43, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

Operation Steal-Medallion

I propose that anybody living in Virginia go out to steal his medallion and than a post a video on YouTube throwing it off into a creek. You'd need two people, one to distract him and another to steal it, but who know's what it could lead to? --FireBreathingPanda 05:02, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

I'll do it. Either for the win or the lulz, whatever works. I live in northern VA. If anyone knows his address or of a mall or some kind of business that he frequents and in which city, I can easily pull that shit off. I'll pull off theft, second person shall record. If any Anons live in VA and would be willing to assist, contact details can be found on my userpage. Creed of Heresy 06:12, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

If someone knows any girl that that could distract him, and get him to give her his medallion so that she can look at it and get her to run like hell, you've got the perfect plan. Sorry I can't help though. I'm up in MA. --Purelymad 07:45, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

- Again, using a quality drag queen hooker to seduce him until the very last moment (when he's about to get that "ounce of vagina") and then take the medallion (proof of undying love, possibly freely given?) seems like a good way to kill a bunch of birds with one stone. Give her a Rosechu medallion to complete the process.

, Probably not the best idea to talk about doing something illegal on this site. Now, if you'd like to play a trading-card game, that would be fine. Taken from his faggot-ass AOL page:

“	I like to hang out at the Fashion Square mall, in front of Ambercrombie & Fitch, on Saturday afternoons, and just browse on random weekdays.	„
—Chris-chan

1561 Rio Rd E # 1, Charlottesville, VA

Watch out for trap cards, nigga. (Reposted due to CWC sockpuppet faggotry) --Edlurker 12:48, 25 August 2008 (CDT)

By all means ask for the internet's help in this grand plan, but once you start to get concrete details, try to keep it on the down-low. More than one scheme to get the medallion has been foiled due to moralfags tipping chris off (this was on /v/). Godspeed, and don't give up! Any effort will be worth the reward. I really want to know what the "secret images and words" on the back of the real medallion are. Have you considered the "fake girl (or real girl, if you have the resources) myspace/facebook approach?

don't throw it in a creek, have someone hold him back, spread thermite paste on it, and burn the fucker.

Don't forget his Dark Sonichu medallion. This is a large scale operation. ServantofLongcat 14:42, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

I suggest putting a Youtube video up of you guys crushing the Sonichu medallion in your hands in front of the camera.

This plan can work a lot easier too. If Chris is too "proud" of himself to not look back at Encyclopedia Dramatica to realize we're still alive and kicking, we can work under radar. --Orly44

No, I think we should eat it an call it delicious and post the action on YouTube. HugBox 20:25, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

EDlurker: What ELSE could I POSSIBLY be talking about but a good old fashioned card game. Nothing about really stealing. And if it happens that he is stolen from, it's a coincidence.

Now, hypothetically speaking, if it happens, it will be youtubed. I don't have access to thermite paste, and a creek seems boring, but, hypothetically, if Anonymous DOES steal this medallion, Anonymous would likely be seen stomping it into dust, possibly within viewing distance of CWC. It would be most lulzy if he could manage to destroy said medallion and when CWC flips out, have the so-called "jerkops," see also: Mall Security, arrest him for threatening with violence. That would be truly difficult to do for Anonymous, and, hypothetically speaking, I don't think Anonymous would be able to pull that off, but if the opportunity presents itself hypothetically speaking, Anonymous will be happy to try. Creed of Heresy 23:36, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

Very interesting. Invoking the retard rage AND getting him arrested. I like where this is going. --Purelymad 18:28, 10 August 2008 (CDT)
- Do some Card Crusher shit to his medallion if possible. It shouldn't be too hard and give a small bit of win to already something potentially made of win and lulz. InsaneZeroG 13:57, 11 August 2008 (CDT)
  - Holy screaming mother of fuck, yes! Anon could run away and then stop and be like "I'm sorry, Chris chan. Here you go." And then he could card crush that shit and drop it, with teh cameraAnon zooming. Creed of Heresy 02:29, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

Steal it and sell it on eBay, donate the money to ED, for great justice. --TheSockDetective 05:56, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

Who the hell would buy it? Mikey 06:06, 12 August 2008 (CDT)
- I would. --TheSockDetective 08:06, 12 August 2008 (CDT)
- I would. RachmaninovDESU 14:11, 12 August 2008 (CDT)
- I would, then I'd card crusher that shit and post the vid on YT. Best of both worlds. --Edlurker 18:37, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

Am I the only one who thinks this is perhaps taking things a little too far? I mean the guys a bit of a wacko, but he isnt hurting anybody and turning this into a physical assualt and theft is just too much in my opinion. I actually wouldnt mind had he actually done something to deserve the hate, but he hasnt. I could name a whole bunch of other people on ED more deserving of this kinda treatment, but Christian hasnt actually done anything wrong other than make a stupid little fan character and made a few ignorant comments. --CookieShmee 01:12, 13 August 2008 (GMT)

He's racist, and obviously has pedophile tendencies. Besides that he's faking autism to get attention. (C'mon what the fuck is "High-functional" autism.) This guy needs to get some sense slapped in to him, he needs to get his expectations straight, and he needs to stop acting like a retard. Then maybe he'll find a fat, ugly, black chick to make a sweetheart from the ground up. Better that some skinny geeks from the internet rob him, than that a gang of fat niggers does it. It's for his own good. RachmaninovDESU 19:25, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

I dont think he's racist as such, just a bit stupid. And both my sister and boyfriend happen to be high functioning autistics. Granted they dont act anything like Chris-chan, it is a very real condition. My sister for example is two years behind in mentality and so is quite lucky, wheras from what I can gather from christian, I would imagine he functions at the mentality of an 11-12 year old. Are you basing pedophile tendancies on the fact that he drew a pink hedgehog thing getting fucked and claiming she was 15? If he went around stalking fifteen year olds, I might be more inclined to agree with you, but the only evidence we have sees him only going after legal girls. I cant disagree with you when you say he needs some sense smacked into him, but stealing his medalion and filming it being destroyed in front of him wont help him, it will hurt him. A LOT. --CookieShmee 11:25, 13 August 2008 (GMT)
- He keeps talking about getting a daughter. He obviously doesn't really understand the principles of procreation, and having about a 50% chance of getting a baby of the male gender. He has allready stated he hates men. Besides that he also wants to call his daughter Crystal. (Somehow the name he gives to every made-up female he lusts after) Seriously. I don't think CWC will be a good father.

And besides that. We are anonymous. We are chaotic neutral. We need to lose the goody-goody reputation those moralfags have gotten us. People are starting to like us. Don't try to ration to much, just create some fucking chaos. And I still don't believe hf-autism exists. It's just a name stamped on kids who cant shut the fuck up and act normal. RachmaninovDESU 09:16, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

He claims that black babies can't be pure.

Make the fucking thermite, http://www.scribd.com/doc/2257330/How-To-Make-Thermite. You need magnesium to light it though. Trust me, burning it would be much more effective. If it's stolen or sold there's a chance, albeit slim, that he can do something to get it back. We light that fucker up and all he can do is sit there and cry for the 10 seconds it would take for it to be gone.ServantofLongcat 21:12, 12 August 2008 (CDT)
- I'd advise against using thermite. I mean, what if he tried to stop that shit out? He's a fucking retard after all. I'm not trying to be a moralfag about it, but at the same time I don't want to see "Autistic Fucktard Hospitalized After Stomping Flames Set By Cyber-Terrorists". If thermite is used, someone needs to hold his fat ass back so he doesn't fuck himself up. --Edlurker 09:23, 14 August 2008 (CDT)
- Fuck magnesium, shit burns too slow. Use a first fire compound like Potassium Nitrate, Aluminum, and drop in some Sulphuric acid to light. Or mix solid sulphur in, and light with a flame. But stand back, people. Oh, and sugar's pretty good for first fire mixes as well. Experiment, finalize, and then pull the stunt. Rhowryn 17:37, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

Agreed. Burn the fucking thing.

....or make a fake and burn that and keep the real thing? Heh. --Purelymad 21:17, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

--Uh guys? We can't destroy the fucking thing. It'd be lulztastic for 10 seconds, but then it'd be over. The continued knowledge that one of us has the medallion, however, would drive him crazy. If you are really worried about him getting it back, sell it on ebay, or mail it to someone else. Besides, legend says if you attempt to destroy it you will turn into Chris-chan.

If you'd put it on ebay he's probably buy it back himself. Ofcourse, all the anon's bidding up against him would probably make that an expensive enterprise, but still. That, and he could call the jerkops. He has enough proof that thing is his, and if it's being sold for money, they'll treat it as serious buisness.

If you burn it, film it, and make it into a youtube video response to one of CWC's video's, you'd have a timeless masterpiece of epic Bawwwww. RachmaninovDESU 11:11, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

- The main problem that everyone fails to realize; ANON DOES NOT WANT the medallion. Once possession has been gained, it will be cleansed from the planet ASAP so as to avoid contamination and infection of Chris-Chanitis, a rare and horribly debilitating disease that causes women to run from you, to wear skin-tight striped outfits that show off your mantits, to think that Sonic and Pokemans are TOTALLY KOOL 2 THE MAX, and to draw like shit. Thermite or Card Crusher style shall be used by Anon, but the real thing WILL be destroyed. Creed of Heresy 19:07, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

Chris doesn't look like he'll be winning any marathons soon. So, we'd need someone who can run like the fuckin' wind to do the actual stealing. --Dann Woolf 15:11, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

Medallion Hoax

Hi /v/. I'm back from a trip to Virginia. My aunt lives there, and we don't really see her much because she's on my dad's side of the family and all, but that's really not important.

Anyway, she lives in Charlottesville. I never really made the connection about Chris-chan, but then again, I really never gave him much thought.

We were visiting because my little sister is starting to look at new colleges, and we were visiting the University of Virginia. The tour guide was mumbling along, showing us the various buildings and spouting off history I couldn't have cared less about if I was paid to, and I was starting to regret coming along. Then we went into the library.

I knew it was him the before I even saw the medallion.

Hunched over at one of the desks in the back near the cafe, working carefully with a pencil and paper, heavyset, glasses, hair that looked like it hadn't been washed in days.

Christian Weston Chandler.

I stared at him, and didn't even notice the tour group start to leave. I started, hurried over to my mom and sister, and mumbled that I had to go the bathroom and would catch up back at Admissions. I walked slowly toward the Men's room until I was sure they were out of sight, then walked slowly over to where he was working away.

The first thing I noticed was the smell. He may not have bathed well in a while, but he certainly made up for it with Axe. It was like a solid layer of smell around him. The next thing I noticed was the medallion. It looked a little different from the ones in the pictures. I don't know if he had to recolor it periodically, or make new ones as the old one wore off, but it probably wasn't unlikely that he had more like this one at home.

He didn't look up at me as I stood across from him at the table. I chalked that up to his 'tunnel vision'. I was nervous, and my voice probably shook a little as I tried to get his attention:

"Hey, that's a pretty cool comic."

He looked up, blinking at me. "Thank ya." He said, brushing me off. Guess he really didn't like other men. I'd have to try something else.

I pointed to a certain character on the page. "He looks awesome. He reminds me of Sonic, like on the Genesis!"

That got him. He looked up at me, and raised his eyebrows.

"Actually," he said proudly, "His name is Sonichu. He's an orig-my own character."

And so he started to explain me the origins of Sonichu, and I played my part best I could, nodding and 'hmm'ing and 'Wow'ing. I asked questions I already knew the answer to, like if there were other characters like him, what kind of bad guys did he fight. Chris seemed fairly excited to have someone to talk to about this face to face, and occasionally stumbled on his words, or stuttered. The few people nearby were casting glances at us, probably surprised to see anyone speaking to Christian, but otherwise paid us no heed.

Finally, we got to the medallion. He was talking about himself, as in the character based on him in the comics, and how he used the medallion to get courage and transform.

I smirked, having gained a little confidence after talking to him. "Does the real one do anything like that?"

He looked down at it. "Yeah, it does f, for me."

"Can I see it?"

His brow furrowed a bit at that. He held the medallion protectively.

"C'mon, just for a second. I'll give it right back."

Our eyes met, and I smiled. I tried to look as nonthreatening as possible, and held out my hand.

Finally, he undid it from his necklace (he told me earlier it was a 'Cherokee' necklace, to represent his 'heritage') and handed it to me.

It felt pretty light in my hands, like it was made of some kids craft clay or something like that. I turned it over in my hands, pretending to examine it.

I motioned to start giving it back. He must have sensed my legs tensing under the table, because his eyes widened behind his glasses.

Lifting up in the chair, I put my feet on the legs of table and shoved. It moved forward with a loud creak, both tipping him back and giving me room. He fell backwards in his chair.

I ran. The other people in the library must have thought I was insane, because they all stared at me as I ran. I think I heard the librarian shouting as I left. I ran around the back of the library, toward the OTHER Library (University of Virginia fucking loves their libraries), and didn't stop or even look back until I was across the lawn and street, near the bookstore.

My chest was on fire, and I felt like I was going to shit myself, that any second I'd have what looked like two hundred and sixty pounds of angry frustrated virgin pounding me into a bloody pulp. I looked behind me.

He wasn't there.

I still don't know what happened to him. Maybe he lost me. Maybe he got held up by the other people, who didn't understand at all what a 'Sonichu' was and why it was so important I stole it. Maybe he just sat there and cried. I started to feel miserable.

I shook my head. He'll just make another, I told, or maybe tried to convince, myself. I looked at the medallion, surprised I didn't crush it in my hand as I ran. Slowly, I slid it into my pocket and walked toward where Admissions was.

My sister decided against UVa. She didn't like their Field Hockey program.

I'm never going to set foot in Virginia again.

http://img292.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dfsfdfdffdfddf5tc8.jpg

the biggest lol about your story is that you have a sister who plays Field Hockey. Has she come out to the family yet? Film that, too.Ultramag 18:07, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

did any more information surface in the /v/ thread? The hoax is pretty well done, compared against http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg for example. Wondering if the OP of that thread said anything else. And I thought ED had eclipsed /v/ as Chris-chan HQ ;_;

I think bullshit story is bullshit, but it might be true. if it is sure he'll do a video about it. --TheSockDetective 17:38, 13 August 2008 (CDT)
- Real medaillion has eyebrow lines, case closed:
  
  Real

-I thought it's been proven there are multiple medalllions. Either way, it's an excellent replication if it is fake. Let's hope we get more on this story.

So can anyone examine the picture I found on 4chan on the right and Chris-chan's pictures? --FireBreathingPanda 19:00, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

Looking at the other pictures it's clear this image is a recreation. The other medallions have well defined eyebrows (as said by someone else) --TruthitHurtsAugust 13 2008 8:08 EST

Hoax - note: idiots he got more than one medallion

Confirmed fake--FireBreathingPanda 19:16, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

tldr: It's fake

Broke this off into another section. Fake? Yeah, but that doesn't mean we can't create some lulz with it. --Edlurker 19:45, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

I tried to do a section on this grade-A drama, but I didn't know a good way to fit the actual 4chan post into the subsection. Also my subsections are ugly as fuck, help me clean it up! --Smootling 21:13, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

It's fake. There is no way Chris would be able to beat someone up anyway --Orly44

Medaillion steal advice

I talked with some people about it and its' prolly best if like 2 guys hold him for a second, then have a 3th steal it and do it quickly (also letting him go when you have it, do all of this as quick as possible, like in the blink of an eye). Don't kid yourself, retards can be very damn strong and they scratch, bite and scream when they panic. Also, of course, have a 4th lad film the steal so it's a confirmed hit. --TheSockDetective 19:42, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

A threeth? --kh/ what 01:54, 16 August 2008 (CDT)
Yes, a treethem person. --TheSockDetective 03:27, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

uhh

why the fuck are we featuring Chris-Chan AGAIN? this is at least the 3rd time. --Drunkenlazybastard 14:53, 11 August 2008 (CDT)

Why not? --Dann Woolf 15:11, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

When His Parents Die

Unless Chris Chan has family members to take him in, or that his parents were smart enough to do paperwork, he will be doomed.

If his parents haven't taken the necessary steps, he will have to be torn from all of his Pixel blocks and little ponies and shipped to a place for people like him.

I wonder what will happen? We have years to wait, but I suggest we all petition to adopt him. Then the medallion and sonichu will be ours --TruthithurtsAugust 13

SEND HIM TO THE ARMY

--NO 17:02, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

lol. didn't he say his dad was 80? --One With The Lulz 19:21, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

Do they have internet access at mental institutions or is the only entertainment retarded kids like Chris get is getting raped by NAMBLA members?--FireBreathingPanda 19:24, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

They don't take retards in the army. Unfortunately. --jurishiku August 16

they do in the marines, though. --One With The Lulz 17:17, 17 August 2008 (CDT)

Aw seriously? LET'S SHIP THE FUCKER TO IRAQ THEN! Let the towel heads deal with his shit. --jurishiku 17 August 2008

Hey, B-Itches, Quit your barkin'.

I have returned to my comic drawing, one page at a time, so you can quit your slanderous, unrequired cries for attention. Also, I LAUGH at your mockery of a medal imitation; yours looks MORE like a sugar cookie I had with lunch...from a Grocery Store; Free Cookies!

The neighbors have been complaining, and they have provided over a Thousand signatures on the Petition; let your Encyclopedogia Bitchmatica get its injection for eternal sleep.

|----

Middle Finger in your "Ear Lot Evil". —The preceding comment was added by Reldnahc, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

OLOLOLOLOLOLOL STFU. And stop showing your face in public with your DS or whateverthefuck cuz if Anon pulls of operation medallion steal and you've got your DS with you, Anon will be breaking it on the ground and laughing in your face before he maces you and tells the "jerkops" that you were attacking him. :D Doesn't feel good to be stalked, does it, you stupid virgin retarded should-have-been-aborted was-created-because-the-condom-broke freak of nature? Creed of Heresy 19:06, 14 August 2008 (CDT)
this was posted with his rednalhc account, oh lawd it's actually him! Hello Chris, how are you? What do you think of the two Sonichu audiobooks on youtube?
CHRIIIIIIS! Those aren't nice words to say! I don't understand the second half...
what --kh/ what 20:40, 13 August 2008 (CDT)
lol heyyyy chris A POODLE THAT IS PINK-COLORED_yapyap! 21:12, 13 August 2008 (CDT)
CHRIS, YOU MEAN OVER 9000 SIGNATURES ON THE PETITIO- wait how many fucking neighbors do you have?? --Purelymad 21:16, 13 August 2008 (CDT)
Seriously, what? What is this petition and where may I go to shit it up? --kh/ what 21:33, 13 August 2008 (CDT)
And here I thought only illegal immigrant neighborhoods had over a thousand neighbors. --Edlurker 21:44, 13 August 2008 (CDT)
You have neighbors? If so, why would they care about any of this; they're NORPs, Chris! Anyway, look me on YouTube sometime for something to really complain about. --Arjen Van Dierten 02:39, 14 August 2008 (CDT)
Soup, Chris? NBC, ABC, FOX, CNN and all the TELEVISION STATIONS haven't AIRED MY HEINOUS MOCKERIES AGAINST YOU IN THE NEWS yet. :( DavidFailkips 09:47, 14 August 2008 (CDT)
Chris you are the biggest faggot to think that a petition will do anything. Also what the fuck is that |----? A sideways T? Half made H? If that is suppost to be a middle finger you need to use more of your HTML SKILLZ like the cool kids to make a better one amiright? Good luck with taking this site down faggot. --Serph 19:41, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

Christ, people falling for this post really being CWC are possibly even stupider than he himself is. There is now way in hell Chris would a. sign up here, b. use the word bitches, c. know how to work a wiki. You guys are willing to believe anything. --TheSockDetective 20:10, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

SockDetective, you are wrong. The rednalhc account has been known to be Chris chan himself for awhile. You know those famous rule 34 drawings CWC did of his own characters that he uploaded to this page only? Guess which account uploaded those. http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&limit=500&target=Reldnahc It's him. Plus, he brags about taking 2 html classes on his myspace, and he's tried (and failed) to edit this page before, so he's probably relatively familiar with it by now.

If you say so. Just don't expect me to believe that. --TheSockDetective 20:35, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

--But how can you not believe it! He's posted pictures exclusively on this page with that account, and he references these pictures on youtube. How could it not be him?

You can leech pictures of a website that are open to any leechbot, then post them here. It can be anybody really, maybe an autistic person or someone with an autist in the family that feels this ED page is making fun of autism and wants it removed, maybe a very successfull troll who knows. Heck someone even bothered to make a whole fake Sonichu medaillion with an elaborate story just to claim a win. This just doesn't sound like him. I dunno. Like I said I don't believe it personally, but I won't hold it against anyone who does wanna believe him posting here. --TheSockDetective 20:47, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

Why all the voiding attempts and blanking, then? I mean, he can work youtube and take videos of himself and what not... --Potatomuffin 06:16, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

--Alright, your opinion is fair. I don't think either of us is ever gonna convince the other, I was just tryingto let you know that that account's been up and contributing original content to the page for awhile, it's not some random user. <333.

I'm convinced... He used the whole "sugar cookie" comment in his new video, as well as the middle finger and his ear fetish. He's proud of taking sugar cookies out of the jar that's meant for little kids, this doesn't sound like Chris? Also, the whole "bitch" comment isn't unthinkable. Reldnahc is his name backwards, he considers this his "evil version" of himself, he even has it as a character in his comic books. --Edlurker 11:34, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

What the fuck is with the last part? Is he trying to get a petition to bring us down? Lol if so. This fat ass stalker makes no sense at all. --Orly44

In his latest video, he made reference to duplicate or fake medallions and not knowing if the one he was wearing was the real one or not. I posted something like that, with a D&D flair, on /b/ the other day. And he favorited my CWC video. What....does....this....mean? [This... is a sample.] DavidFailkips 23:02, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

Dude srsly, i'm an autsy, and this shit is lulz to me. Hint from the pros; go to autistic peoples groups to get poon, cause i'm saying it now, your chances of getting a "normal" chick are slim. Also furcons, no surprise alot of autistics there. And before you ask, i'm NOT boyfriend-free. Having a vagina helps so even a tard like me can get some.
- Fortunately for the future of the human race, ubertard CWC has already expressed his disdain for other autsies. However, we will take this as a reminder that either not all autsies are complete morons, or I've been trolled xD Rhowryn 18:39, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

Wait a minute, is Chris giving us free cookies? --Dann Woolf 16:51, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Fan art

Okay the fan art is nice and all, but about half the new shit isn't funny & just wannabe poseur anon co$ crap. Maybe someone should clean that shit up. --TheSockDetective 02:24, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

Maybe someone smarter than me could just make the fanart gallery collapsible?

You click "edit" and look at the code.

[Click to Collapse] [Click to Expand] 0

You put bold letters here:

You go like this.

-- HugBox 05:23, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

- Fixd. This makes the article a fucking lot more scrollable... RachmaninovDESU 11:27, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

Drag Queens?

If I say no more, I won't feel so guilty. But I'm pretty sure you can all figure out what I'm thinking, if it hasn't been suggested already. --Potatomuffin 06:07, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

Lurkmoar. RachmaninovDESU 09:19, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

I don't know, what is it you are thinking?

Multiple Medallions? Really? That's it?

Couldn't some ballsy anon run up at the mall and rip it off his fucking stupid neck? Again and again until he stops wearing it?ServantofLongcat 02:40, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

I'm in Brazil, stuck with the monkeys and the Carnaval and shit like that. Can't help. But I know: a brave anon will deliver, believe it! - AbeMan 10:03, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

Idea to get the medaillion

So I was talking with a friend about obtaining the medaillion and we figured that maybe posting flyers with an award for the medaillion all over Virginia would be a great idea? Pretty damn soon some 12 year old bully's will hand us it. --TheSockDetective 19:32, 17 August 2008 (CDT)

Man, just tell one of the jerkops that he gets his powers from the medallion, and without it he loses all his indomitable spirit. Which is more or less true. If they really wanted him to leave and never return, they'd confiscate his medallion as evidence. GET PREFECT MARY LEE WALSH ON THE CASE Ultramag 22:28, 17 August 2008 (CDT)

For the lulz, that sounds like a good idea. But in reality, shit's different. We'd need a shit-load of paper and lots of money for that. I wholeheartedly support this idea however don't get me wrong.If I lived in Virginia I could probably beat his fat ass up for it and be done with it. If the cops got called I'd blame it on his 'retard rage' and say he attacked me first. Who are they gonna believe? A minor with no criminal record or a 25 yr old fucktard that they've already popped for being a creep? Unfortunately I live in gay-assachusetts so it's not happening. --jurishiku

Been considering a road trip for that exact purpose, thinking of taking a mini hat-cam to tape it as well as a decoy cam made of a camera shell filled with fucking heavy shit so he can have "collateral" when I hold his medallion.ServantofLongcat 20:18, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

Sounds like a great idea dude, a road trip. I'd bring a friend along just to be sure though, at least 1 or 2 friends. Also to stand on the lookout and such. Make sure to have a cap on or whatever (an epic fail guy mask maybe) because if you'd go for that medaillion in the mall they have camera's and shit, I'm sure you wouldn't wanna end up on 60 minutes. ;) --TheSockDetective 18:49, 22 August 2008 (CDT)

Methods of Communication

I sent an email, however he only seems to talk on ED and in Youtube videos. Does anybody here know of a contact method that he responds to, aside from calling him? --TNT 20:50, 17 August 2008 (CDT)

Yeah, I hear he goes back to Chesterfield County on weekends to recollect his pussy past.

Sonichu the game!

I found this while lurking around on the net.

http://sonichugame.blogspot.com/

No idea if any sort of lulz could be added onto the page with this. It could be promising?

Everyones thoughts? --Serph 04:37, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

I made a shitty subsection, initially it seemed fake but he links to it on his Tripod page in an entry that is not fake. Maybe someone is helping him? Maybe he's just stealing "fan art"? Theories? Chris, tell us the truth! Inquiring minds want to know!Smootling 15:35, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

He links to it on his last youtube video, when I saw that link here before I thought it was another stupid troll, but it's the real deal. Solarius 15:37, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

This is weird. Based on the concept art, Chris-Chan must have made it with help. --TNT 16:08, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

Last night a /v/irgin who is part of the development team of this game was speaking to everyone about it. Appearntly he and his team is in direct contact with Chris and is getting input from him, though I'm not too sure where they are taking it to but the game is real and legit. Serph 21:41, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

theres a comment section lulz potential here https://www.blogger.com/comment.do

Jesus Christ! Sonichu Fan Fiction! Yeah, seriously.

Follow the link and read on!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4479400/1/Sonichu_Unexpected_Developments

--Frinko 04:38, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

Comic Idea

Just to piss Chris Chan off, I wanna make my own comic called sonichu. And like the idea someone else had, he'll be all that CWC hates. And for his slogan: "Fap to the extreme!" --TNT 19:35, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

Or make a parody of a parody. Like say....make a comic about a character named Tailsmander and have him beat up sonichu all the time. --Purelymad 17:13, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

I like where this is going... --Edlurker 19:36, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

I'd do this myself, but I can barely draw worth shit. (better than cwc though) --Purelymad 20:46, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

I'LL DO IT--NO 09:48, 20 August 2008 (CDT)

Anyone who wants to do so, feel free as I have realised that I can't draw. --TNT

Hell with it. I'll give it a shot when I got some free time. --Purelymad 17:03, 20 August 2008 (CDT)

I tried winging it while I was bored as work, but it still looked like shit. The body was not even close to the size of the head. I'll give it another go when I got a picture in front of me. (Tailsmander) --Purelymad 15:36, 21 August 2008 (CDT)

I don't think that comic quality really matters much at all. I mean, I think that a true parody should be just as shitty as CWC's stuff, almost to the point where it looks like it very well could have been done by the bastard himself. Bonus points I say would be to do the thing in crayon. --EliteBeatGeek 22:41, 23 August 2008 (CDT)

How about something that's similar to zap to the extreme, but catchier, and rolls off the tongue better...Zap it to the max! As long as the comic itself exists, it will make CWC butthurt. His butthurtedness will bring attention to it, thus giving it internet fame. BRILLIANT!! :3 Almightyfluffy 01:56, 26 August 2008 (CDT)

RAPE TO THE EXTREM --NO 11:39, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

Tailsmander:Needs a slogan!

(see the picture!)Tailsmander. If the comic is made, I figure I'll break the "copyright" and use sonichu and cwc in it. Make a few pages, and see if we can't get any response from it. --Purelymad 20:54, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

Sonichu: He rapes like a mother fucker--NO 11:39, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

Moralfag senses tingling

I just realized something. If Chris-chan were to become an hero, wouldn't we be held responsible for it? I know his behavior is extremely lulzy but remember that this guy has problems and would probably need help somewhere. Just a thought I'm havin'. The hater of all that is Furry 20:20, 18 August 2008 (CST)

Don't be giving into Trolls remorse we wouldn't be held responsible, and we would be doing the world a favor by ridding him off the planet. Remember just tell yourself I did it for the Lulz, or it's for the lulz. Serph 21:49, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

And how exactly is this our fault? Aren't his mom & dad / caretakers supposed to protect him from shit like this? They could have kept this freak off the internet and out of the mall. He should be at home chained to a wall with some paper and crayons to entertain himself. --TheSockDetective 06:17, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

Just... GTFO my ED. RachmaninovDESU 09:44, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

Chris' problem isn't with autism, its general fucktardery. He blames it on autism, his parents probably didn't beat him as a kid because of autism, and no one expects anything to come out of him because of autism. However, autism isn't preventing him from growing the fuck up and trying to act normal, it just means he has to work a little harder at it than everyone else. As long as he clings to Sonichu and other bullshit he'll never be accepted out in the real world. He wants people to pat him on the back for his dumbfuckery and wants women to fuck him, despite the fact that he's a creepy 26 year old guy who acts like he's just started middle school.

If you have to be a moralfag, think of it this way: We are CWC's only hope. If he's left to his own devices, I seriously doubt anything will ever change, he'll just be a creepy fuck for the rest of his life. No one else is telling this faggot that his behavior is unacceptable, they let him spread his fail onto the internets and quite possibly even encourages his shitty artwork so they don't hurt his feelings. Moralfags are the reason people like CWC exist, because no one wants to slap some fucking sense into the retard to get them to wake the fuck up because of what it -might- do. That's why he's actually proud of his shitty Sonichu creation.

We are laughing at him because his actions are socially unacceptable. If we choose not to laugh, it does not change the fact that his actions are socially unacceptable. In fact, as we mock him, he learns that what he does makes him incompatible with society. After that, his actions are his own. If he becomes an hero, that is his choice. He also has the choice to wake the fuck up and try to be normal (seriously, at least try). Extracting lulz only requires him to make a choice, and to be honest, he can still choose to be a fucktard. Regardless of whatever choice he makes, we will still extract lulz from it. If -you- can't, then maybe this isn't the place for you.

TL;DR: I agree with the above statement, do it for the lulz. If your conscience is killing you, then either kill it with fire or GTFO. --Edlurker 10:49, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

--I agree with the above. I know a few autistics, for those who are 'High Functioning', it's not as if they are completely unable to control themselves. Hell, if anything the autistics I know are a little too nice, too naive, etc; but Chris is a racist, homophobic, judgmental dick. Using Autism as an excuse for that is like using Diabetes as an excuse for being a murderer. You could even say he gives Autism a bad name. If it was just his lulztastic drawings we were mocking, I could understand a little Troll's Remorse. Hell, I'm a moralfag on many things. But we're not mocking his 'art'. We're mocking the fact that he views himself as superior to all other men. That he draws pictures of himself fucking the few who sympathize with him in real life. That he thinks he is owed a girlfriend. I don't know any other Autistics that do these things. Besides, we're the best friend that Chris has. Do you think ANYONE would read his comics if it wasn't for the distribution of them through /v/ and ED? Who do you think accounts for the 50,000+ views his videos have? We give Chris something to do, a bad guy to blame, a villain to feel he is being harassed by. The thing about trolling is that it's a self-imposed punishment; as soon as Chris decides to ignore us, then we don't have any power. Until that day when he decides to grow up, we provide him even more reason to think "All Men" are out to get him that justifies his perpetual childhood. Smootling 12:45, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

Yeah, I suppose you're all right. Come to think of it, I really shouldn't give into troll's remorse right now. I've watched his videos and read about all he's done in the past, and I even read his comics. What he's doing with Mary Lee Walsh and the so-called "jerkops" should be considered as slander. All they did was protect the public from this guy because it's obvious he shouldn't even be allowed to go around in public. Wearing the same shirt everyday, reeking from not taking a shower in ages, and that stupid medallion everywhere he goes. I can see why I shouldn't have sympathy. I'm doing it for the lulz. Me again 13:36, 19 August 2008 (CST)

It's very simple: If you can't stand the heat then gtfo the kitchen. --TheSockDetective 16:51, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

If your conscience was System32, I'd suggest deleting it now. Oh, and I completely agree with the posts above. To me though, it seems like we're not even trolling him at the moment, we're trying to save him. Why not; at this stage, I don't even know if getting counseling would help him, let alone us. --HitmanOfTheGods 00:46, 24 August 2008 (CDT)

Lol, newfag here who dosent know how to leave my sig. Anyways i'm an autistic, and ive been dateing an autistic for 2+ years, i've worked with autistics, so i guess i have to put in my 2 cents. Chris, you cant be picky man. go to an autistic group or something, thats where i found my bf. I can understand being lonely, but dude, the sign thing...yeah that wont work. and for fucks sake learn subtlety. thats one thing autistics have problems with. Yeah ive used my autism to be an excuse for some things i say/do, but even i know it shuldnt be, or i just make autistics look bad. I really don't know what else to say. Maybe take some art classes, and stop obsessing over your personal stories, like with crystal and that stuff and enjoy outside life, and real people. Hell yaknow maybe you shuld become a furry. lots of autistic furries. some of them female. but the femle furries are normally batshit insane. then again beggars cant be choosers. and also alot of gays, which obviously you need to open up about, theyre not gonna rape you lol. disregard all that, i suck cocks, just go to a group of other autistics so you can socialise, learn to fit in better, and nab some autistic vagina. Just please for the love of god, DONT HAVE KIDS. autism is genetic, and my boyfriend and i have agreed not to have kids of our own, and will adopt if need be.

Above post is by someone who didn't sig it. Anyway, I still feel if anyone is to blame it's his parents and caretakers. They need to protect someone like him from himself. There should be plenty of other retards out there to play with him, or work for him to do (they give retards work in my country, simple work like setting up stands for the market, etc). If they let him do that and keep him away from the mall and the internets he would have found true mongoloid love by now, socialize in a normal way and not stay in a 12 year olds frame of mind. Scratch that last thing make it 9 year old.--TheSockDetective 08:51, 25 August 2008 (CDT)

In the US they give retards normal jobs. Target and whatnot. Also ~*~social skills~*~ are encouraged.

Or perhaps this is just one organization in Minnesota. Phthalocyanide 15:58, 31 August 2008 (CDT)

Sorry for not signing the 2 posts above ( i just made this account to post lioncash pics anyways with my gov. disabilities money) and yeah this guy needs help before he seriously traumatises ( more) women. Go get with a support group. I can say this right now; if you dont pull your head out of your fantasy world, not even another asspie will love you. I didnt wanna sound mean, but man i looked at one page of his site, and just rolled my eyes. I'm an asspie too, and ive been in serious reationships, but i had to "grow" mentally alot, and had to do alot of learning about how the real world works. I still have alot to learn about the real world too as is, but i'm not the one being lolmilked here, so maybe another day i'll share stories. also please don't have kids....I'm not into eugenics here, but when youve got a bigass genetic problem like autism, you KNOW you shuldnt breed. Let alone i would HATE to see how someone stuck in his fantasy reality would end up raising kids. oh wait. ive seen it; it dosen't look pretty.

TL;DR: go stalk asspie groups for poon, and for the love of God and Darwin, DONT BREED. ps: drop the sign and the pendant. really. i have a vagina, and it dried up like the sahara seeing those. pss. how does i sig?

You sig by typing ~ four times in a row at the end of your post. like so Almightyfluffy 02:05, 26 August 2008 (CDT)

...oh. thx Crezelda 03:18, 26 August 2008 (CDT)

Chris is patroling the talk page

It seems he's deleting personal information like addresses and his parent's names. Just a heads up. Toad King 20:40, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

--Good to know. I've always said plotting on this page should be considered as having a 100& chance of being read by Chris. Hell, at this point this article is the CWC/Sonichu homepage.

I second that. --TNT 23:46, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

Probably been done before,

I emailed Mary Walsh to let her know this retard is slandering here, and his comics portraying her as being fought in his comics (use of image rights) and the video in which he beats her up in SC3, didn't someone get fucked up with doing that to Jack Thompson in MK?ServantofLongcat 20:37, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

Ever get a response? A POODLE THAT IS PINK-COLORED_yapyap! 00:58, 28 August 2008 (CDT)

IF YOU BOTHER ME

I will STAR69 Your Number or call 911! You are NOT Freakin' TMZ, so just leave me Alone with Peace of my Mind. Christian Weston Chandler

--So...if we are TMZ...we can bother the shit out of you? Don't flatter yourself, no one wants to hear your voice, at all.

--Well shit if I knew your number I'd call. And I'm not even in your state so calling 911 wouldn't work. Bitch PLZ, we are better than TMZ, because we fuck around with a bunch of nobodies. Everyone make fun of celebrities and politicians. We take being a dick to a whole nother level. You're just an lolcow that screams to be milked with every move you make. --jurishiku

--Is this the same thing your "sweethearts" say to you when you stalk them at the mall? Thecannibalqueen 14:14, 23 August 2008 (CDT)

--LOL...there's still a *69??? NO CALLER ID FOR JOO. Awesomasaurus 17:40, 23 August 2008 (CDT)

--Didn't you ever learn in elementary school that reacting and throwing tantrums just prompts people to heckle you more? --Elitebeatgeek 22:31, 23 August 2008 (CDT)

--Chris, *69 doesn't work with Skype... not if the user turns off Caller ID on his end, anyway. Also: 911 is a joke. Fight da powah! Arjen Van Dierten 18:55, 24 August 2008 (CDT)

--PS: IT'S FOUR TILDES FOR A SIGNATURE, DOUCHEBAG!!! Why would you even link your own name back to your own article, anyway? Idiot. Arjen Van Dierten 19:02, 24 August 2008 (CDT)

--Leave [you] Alone with Peace of [your] Mind? LOL WUT? Great idea though, Chris. Its a shame Tom Green or Hal Turner never tried *69, that would've foiled anon right off the bat, right? --Edlurker 12:00, 25 August 2008 (CDT)

DO IT FAGGOT. Orly44 21:20, 28 August 2008 (CDT)

Expand tags

The article has so many quotes and stuff all over the place that we need to use expand tags. I have no idea how to use them. Can someone explain? CrumpetTrumpet 23:02, 22 August 2008 (CDT)

No Jews for Chris chan.

"A couple of his new-found gal-pals, who all already have Boyfriends, or are otherwise undatable, due to her religion, came by to his party..." [3]

oh and Chris wanted me to tell you guys this

"Now, on a more urgent matter, the dickheads behind the cursed Encyclopedia Dramatica webpage, are bring up the outdated rumor of you creating Sonichu before me, which as I recollect from my saved e-mails from you, you've apologized to me, and you've relinquished assumed ownership on Sonichu. I ask you, as a friend, to log onto ED, and set the record straight." Vivig 00:25, 25 August 2008 (CDT)

Oh dear, he still thinks he owns that bastardized character. Set him straight, will you? The link to the laws behind his bullshit being illegal is above...somewhere.Rhowryn 19:33, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

Attention: Daniel Tucker ORIGINAL creator of Sonichu

PROOF that Daniel Tucker is the ORIGINAL creator of Sonichu on November of 1999. All other creations are FRAUDS and in violation of copyright. All Sonichu trademarks are property of Daniel Tucker, use of the trademark is considered theft. Dt17 23:51, 25 August 2008 (CDT)

Sonichu: creation of Daniel Tucker

We need to exploit this against him. For the lulz! AWOO! Almightyfluffy 02:10, 26 August 2008 (CDT)

Someone needs to inform Daniel Tucker that his creation has been stolen, its a shame when someone has their artwork stolen by a talentless hack. --Edlurker 10:20, 26 August 2008 (CDT)

Sorry but I'm a born skeptic. How do we know that the date on there wasn't forged? After all, someone could just simply write that date today. While I'm unsure of the authenticity of it, we should definitely use it against CWC. Jurishiku 15:35, 26 August 2008 (CDT)

Two moar videos

He continues to ramble on about his game that will never happen and a bunch of plot twists no one gives a shit about.

"she'll get more wet"

Ididit 17:28, 27 August 2008 (CDT)

Lol, now that he has his trust and made it into the comic, sonichufan1985 should just make a video admitting that he's been mocking him this whole time and that sonichu is just a horrible idea. It would be like Hannah all over again. Glory1725 19:15, 27 August 2008 (CDT)

In one of those two videos he also mentions registering a domain name for his website, http://sonichu.net. A look on WHOIS reveals his dox and his new e-mail address... Smart move, Chris-chan. Kazzam 20:12, 27 August 2008 (CDT)

holy shit, you're right! A POODLE THAT IS PINK-COLORED_yapyap! 20:23, 27 August 2008 (CDT)

I don't think it's yet been mentioned that the author of the Sonichu game blog is named "JK Productions" yet, has it? I think it's obvious what JK might stand for. --EliteBeatGeek 23:18, 27 August 2008 (CDT)

What the fuck was that shit. Srsly. I lol'd. Someone needs to tell him it's trap...dumbass. Jurishiku 19:47, 28 August 2008 (CDT)

Sweet Jesus eating a coffee cake, listen to his voice on Part two around 1:20.

If being a useless, fat, desperate, ugly, loser who sprays too much Axe on himself and draws pictures of Vaginas that look like black holes, the other thing that will turn off a "boyfriend-free girl" is his lack of Puberty. --Orly44 18:15, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

Looks like those two videos were deleted. Anyone get a copy?--Aronkoss 21:49, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

YouTube's just doing maintenance atm I think. A POODLE THAT IS PINK-COLORED_yapyap! 21:54, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

Yeah, they're still here. Jewtube was just being Jew.

OH GOD THE HORROR

His spring break issue.

He's definitely a fucking furfag.

Ididit 00:11, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

And the fact that he has a Sonic/Pikachu hybrid as a "character" didn't convince you enough? HedgeJew 17:28, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

Jiggilami's eyes bothered me more. A POODLE THAT IS PINK-COLORED_yapyap! 22:21, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

What bothered me more was the way he said "Jiggliami" in his latest video. --EliteBeatGeek 00:10, 30 August 2008 (CDT)
- Haha, yeah. I wonder if I can earn his trust by making some Pokemon-Sonic crossover and asking him if he can use it, too... A POODLE THAT IS PINK-COLORED_yapyap! 00:18, 30 August 2008 (CDT)
  - Oh god, you must do this. Having two Internet girls pining (trolling) for CWC would be sure to create some massive, massive lulz for us all. --EliteBeatGeek 00:30, 30 August 2008 (CDT)
    - I don't know what I'd create though. Maybe a mix of Rouge the Bat and some Pokemon that flows when pronounced when mixed with Rouge. A POODLE THAT IS PINK-COLORED_yapyap! 02:16, 30 August 2008 (CDT)
      - Rougeon, a Rouge the Bat/Some kind of Eevee evolution. Furries love Eevees, especially when they've got Rouge's tits I'm sure. --EliteBeatGeek 02:44, 30 August 2008 (CDT)
        This might be tough, but damn well worth it. I might doodle up some sort of Rougeon in a bit. A POODLE THAT IS PINK-COLORED_yapyap! 17:16, 31 August 2008 (CDT)

Prank calls segment

That prank call segment of the CWC page is pretty fucking useless if you don't record and post the fucking calls fucker. --TheSockDetective 09:51, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

Agreed. Sound clips or it didn't happen. --Edlurker 12:16, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

ill drink to that Weatherman 12:18, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

I'll bring the absinthe. --Arjen Van Dierten 21:30, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

The Game Place incident

Copy Pasta of the IRC chat

SummonedSquall (8:11:13 PM): so what happened the other friday

SummonedSquall (8:11:16 PM): when I wasn't there

Ninjazanus13 (8:11:32 PM): like 2 days ago?

SummonedSquall (8:11:39 PM): no, like a week ago

Ninjazanus13 (8:11:44 PM): oh

SummonedSquall (8:11:45 PM): I was there the other day

Ninjazanus13 (8:11:56 PM): Christian got banned for 2 weeks

SummonedSquall (8:11:56 PM): Christian got banned or something?

SummonedSquall (8:12:06 PM): what happen

Ninjazanus13 (8:12:51 PM): so, he want into the back room to get pogeymans stuff and Mike told him he was wasnt allowed cuz hes not an enployee

Ninjazanus13 (8:13:10 PM): Christian's response " What ev."

SummonedSquall (8:13:14 PM): the one near the tables and stuff

Ninjazanus13 (8:13:19 PM): shit hit the proverbial fan

SummonedSquall (8:13:29 PM): it's got a sign on it

SummonedSquall (8:13:38 PM): jeezus mcsqueezus

Ninjazanus13 (8:14:25 PM): I saw him angrily leaving as I was comming back

Ninjazanus13 (8:15:30 PM): and the things I heard where "Tony! We have a situation!" made Lucas lol and apperently he stalked a former employee named Eric who unrelatedly is some sort of furry

Ninjazanus13 (8:16:13 PM): like followed him home, I dont know if cops were called

SummonedSquall (8:16:27 PM): I can just picture some guy in a suit

SummonedSquall (8:16:37 PM): talking into a radio headset

SummonedSquall (8:16:44 PM): TONY WE HAVE A SITUATION

SummonedSquall (8:16:48 PM): BREAKER BREAKER

Ninjazanus13 (8:17:08 PM): but you need christian inflection

SummonedSquall (8:17:09 PM): wait, followed him home

SummonedSquall (8:17:10 PM): wut

Ninjazanus13 (8:17:13 PM): yeh

Ninjazanus13 (8:17:21 PM): musta made fun of him or something

SummonedSquall (8:17:47 PM): I can't even tell what expression my face is trying to make

Ninjazanus13 (8:18:02 PM): but Mike threaten to call the cops before he left, and I bet cops were called for the stalking

Ninjazanu13 (8:18:22 PM): jerkops lol

tl;dr: He got v&--HunterA2Fag 07:37, 30 August 2008 (CDT)

Lol wut. So when's the video about him ranting about being v& "unfairly?" And how he was discriminated against blah blah blah...--Purelymad 06:36, 30 August 2008 (CDT)

Well, Chris did just Fix the title of this, it was Game Place, not Gamestop. Thanks Chris! --HunterA2Fag

Updated home page link

Says he got his Tripod account updated or whatever. HitmanOfTheGods 01:15, 31 August 2008 (CDT)

Yellow Is A Mellow Colour MP3 (by CWC!)

No one seems to have noticed this critical horror on his website (http://members.aol.com/cwcsonichu/MellowColor.mp3). It's CWC (badly) singing over the Macarena. I am not enough of a Dramacrat to do this particular item. I hope the pro's will be :) Xmakina 11:34, 1 September 2008 (CDT)

I'm making a "music video" of it as I type. A POODLE THAT IS PINK-COLORED_yapyap! 16:10, 1 September 2008 (CDT)
Here it is! YELLOW IS A MELLOW COLOR. A POODLE THAT IS PINK-COLORED_yapyap! 17:05, 1 September 2008 (CDT)
I think I just ripped my ears off. --Purelymad 17:19, 1 September 2008 (CDT)
omgwthbbq? Replicant10000 12:27, 2 September 2008 (CDT)

The DVD

It seems there is far more content than what we have been "allowed" to see on Herr Chandler's JewTube channel. Would anyone know how to get his DVD and/or upload it to one of those file-sharing sites? I mean, we've an "ounce" of gold available already, but the DVD is the motherlode.

Thar be lulz in dem zeros 'n ones! Arjen Van Dierten 23:35, 1 September 2008 (CDT)

He'll only hand it out to someone he trusts. Once any anon gets their hands on it, share the wealth of lulz. --Edlurker 09:16, 2 September 2008 (CDT)

Here's hoping sonichufan1985 or kawaiikitsune123 are anon in disguise. --EliteBeatGeek 11:18, 2 September 2008 (CDT)

If kawaiikitsune123 is a real person and not a troll I will eat my own shit. It has to be the most obvious made up name ever. --AyatollahKhomeini 14:27, 10 September 2008 (CDT)

MORE RULE 34?!

As I am not experienced enough to handle the situation....

SOMEONE do SOMETHING with the Rosechu vagina pics! they don't belong in the pickle gallery.

Chris-chan truly is a mysterious creature....he added so many 'vagina' pictures, though, some of those vaginas look like but cheeks or blackholes. TruthitHurts 7:30 AM 2 September 2008 (EST)

he drew more 34 and uploaded it with his reldnahc account? hahahaha. king asstroid 11:56, 2 September 2008 (CDT)

Of course they don't look like vaginas. HE'S NEVER SEEN ONE IRL. That's something he'll never see. So yeah. He's stuck with drawing ass-cheek vags. Jurishiku 14:03, 2 September 2008 (CDT)

I say a. We print out the pictures and mail them to his house (dox are lying around somewhere?) so his mommy and daddy can see what their God loving son does in his free time.

b. Email him pictures of dicks. Lots of them TruthitHurts

I second that. Best idea I've heard in a Patti's age. As that Peter Lorre-esque fat-fuck is probably trying to think of ways he can pre-empt this already, I suggest that it be made totally clear that the drawings were done by him, however that would be possible. Blusko 15:25, 2 September 2008 (CDT)

He signed some of them. Problem solved. Also, the 5th one is some of his worst artwork yet, in addition to being badly drawn porn. CrumpetTrumpet 16:28, 2 September 2008 (CDT)

Its times like this I wish my color printer worked... Anyways, his address is easy as hell to get, as well as his phone number. Its called whois. --Edlurker 17:34, 2 September 2008 (CDT)

I saw the pics and thought damn, he was dumb enough to upload the first rule 34, why would he do it again? lo and behold... I laugh if he's trying to think this is blackmail, aka some ed user making this up and uploading it, because he's uploading it with an account that's PROVEN to be him. I await the next video with great anticipation. --Purelymad 18:41, 2 September 2008 (CDT)

What the hell did I just see? OMGLOL [facepalm]! What pussy resembles the Large Hadron Collider IRL? Lern2humananatomy, Herr Chandler.
And speaking of anatomy, Rosechu's tail is too high on her back, since the tailbone generally is the starting point for the asscrack, and therefore, where her tail should be. But I'm just being picky now.
Also, if I could get away with it, I'd would print all those pictures through Kinko's online service and send them to not only your parents, but to Ms. McLerran (along with the one of you fisting Ms. Schroeder), Ms. Walsh and anyone else who we at ED think should know about them.
tl;dr: You're an epic idiot, Herr Chandler. Truly epic. Arjen Van Dierten 02:51, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

THEORY: Reldnahc is Chris-chan's 'alter ego' i.e Reldnahc does things 'Chris-chan' would never do. TruthitHurts7:21am (EST) 3 September 2008

that makes sense. king asstroid 09:01, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

New fake account, lulzy

User:Jason-Kendrick-Howell is his new account that he's trying to vandalize with. He seems to have something against this "Jason" guy, who's also a new villain in the comic. Any ideas? CrumpetTrumpet 04:44, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

Jason is the original creator of this article, and therefore the ultimate cause of Chris' butthurt. Also, I think it's possible he has a new one. I noticed a wiping of all the links by an account called Truthrules. --EliteBeatGeek 23:40, 9 September 2008 (CDT)

SITREP on the medallion?

So are we going to be stealing that fucking medallion or what? --Dann Woolf 15:11, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

do it anon.king metroid 16:30, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

He has fake Medallions, if we take one he'll just pull another one out. --HunterA2Fag 21:17 4 September 2008 (GMT)

So? Just keep stealing them! Eventually his mind will shatter like his heart. It's not like his mind isn't already fragile. --Dann Woolf 13:36, 4 September 2008 (CDT)

A List of CWC's "gal-pals?"

Hey everyone, I was wondering if anyone in the know would be so kind as to post a comprehensive list of the confirmed women that Chris has stalked over the years. I know Megan Shroeder (sp?) is one as well as this, "Hanna" girl from that epic issue of his comic, but I am sure that more have been mentioned. It has recently occured to me that we could possibly contact one or all of them to get more inside info into just what it means to be a gal-pal of the asspie James Bond. I've looked for Megan on his myspace and facebook accounts, but he doesn't have her listed. Either she never made them or she defriended him.

Any help you can offer to help further milk such epic lulz will be greatly appreciated XanatosVanBadass 18:33, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

Anna Mcleran, she is 'anniebanny' or some shit; she posted the blog about him several years ago.TruthitHurts

Excellant, I've found her Facebook account. I wonder if she has more info on Chris or if she's given up all she has to offer us. i am unsure how to go about asking her as I worry that if I come off too strong she may turn away from offering up lulzy stories. She may very well be tired of talking about CWC. She is worth looking into, however.

Upon another note, while Megan is still elusive, I've found a, "Hanna" though she spells it H-A-N-N-A-H. Her name is Hannah Merryman. Could this be the Hanna from the comic? Chris is a 'tard so he likely is too dumb to spell her name correctly anyway, amirite? XanatosVanBadass 19:29, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

I wonder what Chris thinks about Hannah's last name? --Dann Woolf 14:57, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

I'm Anna McLerran. You can verify this by my MySpace page. Talk to me there. I rarely get on FaceBook. [4] For the record though, I think the world of Chris.--ChadamRocket 14:35, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

You think the WHAT of Chris?! Bitch please! --Dann Woolf 15:06, 5 September 2008 (CDT)
Ms. McLerran, if you truly think "the world" of Chris, then why haven't you helped your so-called friend improve himself in any shape or form? You've seen what he's posted. You've seen his videos. Do you even care that he's basically becoming an hero before your eyes? Some friend you are, Ms. McLerran. Some friend you are. Idiot. Arjen Van Dierten 02:58, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

ChadamRocket is one of Chris-chan's sockpuppets. ChadamRocket's user talk redirects to Christian Weston Chandler's user talk. You really are pathetic, Chris. SO RONERY! --Edlurker 14:11, 6 September 2008 (CDT)
Nah, I can buy that she is really ChadamRocket, and that she really 'thinks the world' of Chris. Ugly girls usually realize pretty quickly that they need to be nice or else they'll never find a husband. Befriending a retard is one way to let the world know that even though you're not beautiful, you've got a beautiful (looooool) soul. So run down the dream, Anna. Being nice to a retard will someday pay off, maybe! Ultramag 18:39, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

In the form of delicious raep, of course. Arjen Van Dierten 02:58, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

I love how Edlurker is obsessed with penis. It's so classy. And I also love how when Christian's nude pic went up, you all basically creamed your pants. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay--it's just getting disturbing to see the level of obsession you all have with this guy.--ChadamRocket 01:34, 12 September 2008 (CDT)

We're not the ones who actually pretend to enjoy the guy's company in real life. You do a far greater disservice than some anonymous internet-goers do. You give him false hope, you give him the feeling that he may actually one day be appreciated by a woman, when you know as well as we do he's incapable of being given love-- romantically, at least. You're stringing him along. You're a monster. WE DON'T NEED MONSTERS AROUND HERE, MONSTER! }:L ps you'd know all about being gay; have you looked at your haircut in awhile? LOLZIN @ GYM TEACHER 'DO Ultramag 01:48, 12 September 2008 (CDT)

CWC's YouTube Favorites

Anyone seen CWC's latest favorite on his Youtube account? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCAES4gh2sM

Chris-chan confirmed for bigger, creepier pervert than previously thought? --EliteBeatGeek 22:14, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

Not surprised. Chris-chan is basically the male version of Meg. No one likes him, no girl wants to date him, no one wants to be around him. He probably thinks Meg, if she were real, would be the only girl desperate enough to have any chance of not being rejected. He most likely masturbates nightly to the thought of this. Chances are, the faggot would still chicken out in front of Meg, and even if he didn't, Meg would turn him down (even she deserves better). Its even more hilarious that Meg isn't real, so there really isn't a snowball's chance in Hell he'll ever get laid (CRISIS AVERTED). --Edlurker 22:51, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

Go to his Reldnach page. He has a naked picture of Meg there. TruthitHurts

He does. It seems to be one he traced to make one of his horrible Rosechu drawings, too. I wonder if he'll use that YouTube thing for his next "fuck-a-thon", and we'll get Rosechu with hilarious balloon tits. --EliteBeatGeek 23:41, 4 September 2008 (CDT)
Psh, you guys, Reldnach is EVIL Christian Chandler, so of COURSE he'd have a picture like that, he's trying to make Christian look bad! I mean SHEESH! Ultramag 18:11, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

Reldnahc

Can we b& this faggot? He's asking for it bigtime with his editing faggotry. He needs to learn his place. --Edlurker 07:18, 4 September 2008 (CDT)

Honestly it's kind of fun to toy with him. I've got all these pages on my watchlist and it's not like no one can easily revert his shitty edits. If he gets out of hand and starts blanking things big-time I'll smack him with the hammer but not for too long, I kind of like seeing him embarass himself. This whole trainwreck is one of the most fascinating things I've found on the internet and I don't quite know why. I ought to head by Charlottesville one day and see if I can spot him in the wild, it's only a couple of hours away. --kh/ what 13:29, 4 September 2008 (CDT)
I'm almost a fan of Chris' comics just because of how awful they are. Seriously, they're that awful. BornFree 16:03, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Alright, that does it

I'm now officially ashamed that I live in the same universe as this godless freak of nature. Just seeing the ugly heap of greasy flesh that that he calls a face makes me want to punch a newborn baby in rage. I want nothing more than that fat fuck's utter destruction. Make him hurt, make him cry, push him so far he offs himself. Enough is enough. I've had it with the motherfucking Chris on MY motherfucking planet.

Know this, Christian Weston Chandler: I hate you with every fiber of my being. I hate you more than I've ever hated anybody else. I hate you so much, you're lucky the Atlantic ocean is between us. If I ever meet you I will spit in your fucking face.

Now it's personal, you son of a whore. --Dann Woolf 13:45, 4 September 2008 (CDT)

I... I love you. AbeMan 17:45, 4 September 2008 (CDT)
I second this.--Fullmetalgranny 19:53, 4 September 2008 (CDT)

Wow what faggotry, hyperbole doesn't turn turds into lulz you know. Solarius 09:22, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Hyperbole? What hyperbole? I meant every word I said. --Dann Woolf 10:45, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

you can cross oceans these days, brah- its toats cool. in other words : d0 iT f@gg0t Ultramag 18:06, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

But that costs money. Money I don't have. And I sure as hell am NOT going to swim. --Dann Woolf 13:43, 9 September 2008 (CDT)

PICKLES! STAT!

WE need to draw MOAR pickles on Rosechu and any other female character of his, ASAP. His latest editing fury has come to to his rage over a woman having a dick. Draw them with what ever means necessary, don't focus on quality, we need QUANTITY --TruthitHurts 3:52pm, 4 September 2008 (EST)

Anon delivers. --Edlurker 17:13, 4 September 2008 (CDT)

=( Chris still doesn't like pickle art..

Why women with just ONE dick? Draw his female characters with DICKS EVERYWHERE, DICKS SPROUTING LIKE MUSHROOMS ALL OVER THEIR BODIES --Dann Woolf 14:59, 4 September 2008 (CDT)

Requesting Rosechu guro for great justice --kh/ what 15:11, 4 September 2008 (CDT)

Rosechu + shitting dick nipples. Some one do it. You will win the internets. Jurishiku 18:53, 4 September 2008 (CDT)

Draw Rosechu turning into a giant dick and fucking Chris up the ass while Chris sucks off a Jerkop. --Dann Woolf 05:48, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Chris' best drawing to date

So, there's a need for Rosechu with pickles, shitting dick nipples and guro? (Sort of. I suck at this shit.)--Fullmetalgranny 10:21, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

A thing of beauty

And Rosechu AS a pickle. --Dann Woolf 10:56, 5 September 2008 (CDT)
- Maybe when it's not 12:44 AM.

Gay is not OK

But having sex with teenage animal-people is totally normal, amirite?

BornFree 15:50, 4 September 2008 (CDT)

Apperently as long as they don't have any pickles and have a grossly mishapen body. --Purelymad 18:08, 4 September 2008 (CDT)

I think it's even funnier how he imagines himself having sex with that retarded medallion around his neck, seriously it's so ridiculous, he's been told this before but obviously he's such a stud that he need not listen. Solarius 09:31, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Chris-Chan's old "rival" Wes Iseli

If you've seen the comic, Chris actually got butthurt and jealous over this guy cos he was one of his harassment victim's bf at the time. He appears as one of the retarded orange sonic recolours, here's the youtube link anyway, should increase Chris-Chan's blood pressure a bit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWZL1w-R67Y Solarius 07:50, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU CrumpetTrumpet 22:29, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

...That cant be Wes! His skin tone doesnt leak out of his outline and he isnt constantly wearing that grey sweater! CookieShmee 16:46, 6 September 2008 (GMT)

Fake Alix Henriol myspace

The Alix Henriol myspace you listed here http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan#Unfunny_shit_not_made_by_Chris-chan ( http://www.myspace.com/alixhenriol ) is a fake, it is not Alix Henriol, can someone remove this fake info? It's well known to be a fake, proof is in the FAQ of Alix's official website.

While it doesn't look like the guy himself made it, it still makes for some good lulz. BornFree 16:02, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Great job on finding that. Now someone just needs to inform him that he is being stalked by a 25 year old aspie who is drawing pictures of him.

FYI, Chris (and I know you're reading this)

The term for a girlfriend without a significant other is "single", not "boyfriend-free". Of course, it's enough of a surprise that you know how to read and write in the first place, being a retarded manchild and all. So yeah, I can't blame you for not knowing the proper terms for everything. --Dann Woolf 10:40, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

"Boyfriend-free" makes me lol. Honestly, it sounds like something a child would make up: it attempts to be super-specific, when "single" does the job in a much less awkward fashion. BornFree 15:56, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

he's just too much of a pussy to go steal another man's woman, hence his clever title for single women. Awesomasaurus 23:29, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Chris responds to paedophilia claims

http://www.sonichu.net/SchuRchuCor.jpg

lol, so apparantly he super aged everyone, so in his shitty comics, not much happens over the entire 4 years he's now artificially welded on. Solarius 13:32, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

I love how instead of potentially using a totally different picture for that "announcement", he used one of his Rule 34 pics with a bikini painted on her using MS Paint. What a fucking moron. Bananaphone 14:35, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Oh my fucking God, I just realized what this means! Chris is so retarded he managed to fuck up the space-time continuum! --Dann Woolf 14:37, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Well, that would explain all those Large Hadron Collider vaginas he's drawn... guess he was hinting at something. Arjen Van Dierten 20:29, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

As much as I hate admitting to studying Chris' erotica collection, I noticed he removed the Lisa Simpson and Dot from Animaniacs pictures from his reldnahc account, presumably in furtherance of the damage control. Blusko 15:34, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Too bad Meg isn't 18 either. You're in too deep Chris! Scrub as hard as you want, we know the truth, you sick fuck! --Edlurker 16:01, 5 September 2008 (CDT)
but chris totally took care of that in his reldnahc user profile. he says "I'll be your Boyfriend, 18-Year-Old Megan Marie Griffin." SHE'S 18!!!11 Vivig 02:13, 6 September 2008 (CDT)

CWC's rant on dickgirls

Wow. I lol'd, hard. Because it's totally okay to draw porn, but slapping dicks on anything for lulz is EEEEEEEEEEVIL. BornFree 15:59, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Rule 34/35: Sonichu the Game

After seeing Christian's new look in the game development blog, well, let's just say I would like to see moar of Chris, Reginald and Wildflower, if you know what I mean.

Anything to counteract Herr Chandler's personal R34. Arjen Van Dierten 15:36, 6 September 2008 (CDT)

Getting new lulz from Chris

Is really hard. I mean, it's like everything that we do, he does to himself. Rule 34, shitty video game version, shitty comic... It's really quite hard to extract extra lulz, since so many lulz are already innately given from the source.

Yes, but I can't wait for his reaction to the sonichu game. --TNT 19:22, 6 September 2008 (CDT)

Actually, I like to think of it as making our job a LOT easier. All we really have to do is sit back and let the lulz come to us! XanatosVanBadass 21:15, 6 September 2008 (CDT)

SOMEBODY JUST PRANKED HIM

It's real, too. A POODLE THAT IS PINK-COLORED_yapyap! 19:34, 6 September 2008 (CDT)

That wasn't funny. --TNT 20:35, 6 September 2008 (CDT)

Yeah, it was severely lacking. The Dr. Phil one was a little better, though. Here's hoping better ones appear soon! A POODLE THAT IS PINK-COLORED_yapyap!

I laughed at the doctor phil one. "what the hell are you thinking?" "um.....I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!"Hangup. --Purelymad 21:45, 6 September 2008 (CDT)
Oh come on internet, soundboards have been lame since 1998. The Dr. Phil one was smirk-worthy, but we really need some actual interaction with the guy, if you're going to prank him. Anyone with a girlish voice? Or a mall management/professional staff voice? Ultramag 17:47, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

Maybe TMZ should give him a call. ;) --TNT 19:21, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

What is his phone number I can possibly do something besides a boring soundboard.--Serph 07:19, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

Sorry bro, we don't post Dox on ED. Try asking the guy who made the vid or something. --EliteBeatGeek 13:58, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

Or try a whois on his website. ;D--Purelymad 15:54, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

Thanks for the PROTIP Purelymad. --Serph 16:23, 9 September 2008 (CDT)

Chris-Chan's other sites

http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcsites.htm

I'm surprised nobody's added a subsection for them yet. A quick look at his "El Pokesite" reveals that he is still proud of the Spanish he picked up in grade school.DiabloStallion 19:19, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

Yeah, Ricardo Weston Chandler's the name! --TNT 19:23, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

But "Rico Suave" ain't his game. Arjen Van Dierten 02:01, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

Myspace custom my little pony group

Why isn't there much on this? I'm surprised this hasn't been raided or trolled at all. Solarius 16:03, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

I sent him an e-mail that was about 3 to 5 Paragraphs long to every Myspace account he has about how pathetic he is and how if he doesn't change soon he will die alone, with the only sick thoughts of Rosechu to get him stiff. He never replied back.

Chances are, he is utterly oblivious to everything in around him in Failspace, and only tries to communicate with the myriad of "White, non smoking or drinking, boyfriend-free girls. --Orly44 18:08, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

Talk:Chris-chan/archive1

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Contents

Can we get Sega/Nintendo to sue him perhaps?

Oh, Exploitable!

Sonichu Audiobooks

Taking down the page

THIS NEEDS TO BE DOCUMENTED

A Prostitute for Chandler

HE KNOWS

Other Stuff

Yo

Damn

sonichu.com

lol

Sources

More stuff that should be documented

I have an idea on how to make a retard cry!

Hey, I just created a mock myspace

I KNOW MORE THAN YOU THINK

More documentation

his "new" youtube account

An Honest, Open Question

OK look Chris

Knock-Knock

New Releases, March 17, 2008

Fake accounts

Let's Zap to the Extreme!

You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!

I think what we all need to accept is

About his obsession with having a daughter...

Can't touch this music video

An Honest, Open Question

His latest YouTube video

Latest YouTube video transcription

Oh, wow. He wasn't kidding about frequently doing searches for "Sonichu"

XDXDXD

The Parappa the rapper contest...

Parents Powerword

what a loser

Lulziest shit evar

Oh lawd

Email

Oh lawd, you goin' down, Jason!

He's stolen two characters and is selling merchandise

Chris has captured my rage

Site that explains the Sonichu copyright

Haha, what a fucking moron.

Medallion replica?

Operation Steal-Medallion

Medallion Hoax

Medaillion steal advice

uhh

When His Parents Die

Hey, B-Itches, Quit your barkin'.

Fan art

Drag Queens?

Multiple Medallions? Really? That's it?

Idea to get the medaillion

Methods of Communication

Sonichu the game!

Jesus Christ! Sonichu Fan Fiction! Yeah, seriously.

Comic Idea

Moralfag senses tingling

Chris is patroling the talk page

Probably been done before,

IF YOU BOTHER ME

Expand tags

No Jews for Chris chan.

Attention: Daniel Tucker ORIGINAL creator of Sonichu

Two moar videos

OH GOD THE HORROR

Prank calls segment

The Game Place incident

Updated home page link

Yellow Is A Mellow Colour MP3 (by CWC!)

The DVD

MORE RULE 34?!

New fake account, lulzy

SITREP on the medallion?