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another fyi to you noobs. Its very fucking likely he she it is trolling youtube to get millions of views. GJ getting it what it wants. Image:Littlemudkip.gif  janus zeal    desu    contribs  Image:Littlemudkip.gif

This is just an FYI for all you n00bs: Trolling this attention whore is very difficult, and should only be attempted by skilled professionals. Seriously. He has years of experience having people talk shit to him (hello Suicideboys), and much like Gay God, does not seem to care. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 15:44, 12 August 2007 (CDT)

Possible plans of action:

  1. Guro the fuck out of the comments section on his myspace. He probably won't be fazed, but it'll piss his fans off.
  2. I've seen from experience that if his video actually gets enough controversy, he'll take it down without hesitation so to this aim, I think we should set up a dedicated team to downvote the fuck out of his latest video (if we downvote his others, he'll suspect something's up), along with agent provocateurs to incite his fans via the comment section into arguing with themselves, etc. Try mentioning "The used are 100% better than MCR" believe me when I say they go fucking batshit.
  3. He normally posts videos on myspace before he goes on youtube, so I think we should raid those first.
  4. Comment on his myspace blog asking him myriads of questions about his new "sitcom", some brave anon could then possibly make a video calling him out on the fact that he's never going to have a successful sitcom, and that either he's naive as fuck, or he's plain out lying to his fans. Feel free to add more suggestions.

Coffee 17:22, 22 August 2007 (CDT)

Maybe this video could be incorporated: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvvJTZA4kfk Star6phoenix9 04:15, 4 September 2007 (CDT)

I call bullshit this. This guy is too much of a lolcow to be real. This could just be the most amazing troll ever. I mean he has a background proclaiming himself the new fucking jesus. --Cluckyx 08:30, 11 September 2007 (CDT)

  • Truth does tend to be stranger than fiction, you know. Although Crocker is UNDOUBTEDLY an attention-seeker, I see no reason to think that anything he says or does in his videos is fabricated in order to achieve this (his list of subscribers is whole other issue though). In my view, he's just one of those pricks who think they know the answer to everything and wants everyone to have the same opinions as him (not so much a troll as he is an elitist dipshit) but just so happens to also be psychologically twisted and sexually depraved. --TheWickedMan

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[edit] It's All A Trap

If you've seen the video where he and his brother talk about being in love, don't you think there is something fishy going on?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2gID5bpXAU

The brother and he are the same damn person, they never have them both in the shot. I put my money that all this bullshit is a large and elaborate scam to gain internet fame. He's probably been playing the act for a long enough while to gain social network friends and credibility before he started dropping the dramabomb.

Prove me wrong. I did a quick scan of his videos, and he and the brother are never in the frame at the same time. It’s a incredibly well done scam, but a scam no less.--Zeketheo

  • What do you mean "never in the same shot"? Skip to the 1:45 mark; THEY ARE IN THE SAME FRAME FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE VIDEO! You fail. --TheWickedMan

[edit] Mamas gonna be so proud

Holy fuck, apparently his gay lover is alos his brother. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2gID5bpXAU Personally, I think this is some sort of publicity stunt on his part, just like the original video. However, the part about this I added to the article is moderate fail and needs to be improved. Also, could someone have the guts to save this video in case he takes it down. Danielspengies just went an hero and we lost most of his lulzy vids, and it would suck to have that happen here. (BTW, I'm a macfag so I lack the knowledge to do this myself) Goiter Thompson 10:44, 13 September 2007 (CDT)

  • His "brother" is actually his (ex) boyfriend in that video, according to the Seattle The Stranger article here.

Virusys 22:46, 19 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Terrific lolcow ripe for the pickin'

What the hell are you guys waiting for? HE'S LIKE A BONAFIDE ULTRALOLCOW. I mean jesus, this article deserves to be a hell of a lot better considering just how lulzy Chris Crocker is.

In other words: GET TO IT ED VETERANS --Gnat Eitoop 21:38, 11 September 2007 (CDT)

  • Until someone who can a) write, b) troll properly, there is no way this will succeed. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 23:02, 11 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] AotN

That AMAZING Britney video really put this one over the top. Thanks, Chris Crocker! KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 18:18, 12 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Can't believe it

I can't believe ED fell for his gay goatse trap. He obviously faked his crying session and tadaaaa even gets a mention on Yahoo. This faggot wants to be famous in every single way possible, no matter if people hate him. The best plan of action is to not give this faggot any attention what so ever. Just let him die in peace. --Divx-Mongool 03:29, 13 September 2007 (CDT)

  • yep, the lengths to which he will go to get a reaction were shown when he made a vid pretty much saying "britney's problems are more important than 9/11". he deleted it soon after, however. --Faulty 13:27, 13 September 2007 (CDT)
  • Obviously? No, obviously faking a crying session is what Daxflame did in his April Fools video, and Crocker is way too intense in his now e-famous rant for this to be fake. No faggot without ANY talent whatsoever can pretend to be THIS impassioned about something so trivial and not look sarcastic (just look at Perez Hilton's response video). Crocker is definitely for real and was certainly intending to evoke sympathy; I counter that the best thing to do is give him hell and act like the biggest homophobic bigot imaginable. Silence may make him give him delusions that he succeeded. --TheWickedMan
  • I saw the crying video right after it was uploaded, and at that point there were only 210 views. The funny thing is though, the crying video wasn't the original video he posted that day. He had another one where he bitched about Britney and threatened to kill himself if Britney ever hurt herself, but he Baleeted it and posted the video which is famous now. Anyone know how I can find the original vid (possibly confirming the whole trolling issue)? Deletube possibly? Also, in the original video he wasn't crying at all.--Virusys 15:58, 13 September 2007 (CDT)
    • Crocker actually reposted it on MySpace Video for some reason, and this video is referenced in the article. Click here --TheWickedMan
    • I see, I see. This article has become total lul. :) --Virusys
  • Okay, but if that shit is real I just lost all my faith in humanity. (again, the first time I lost it was when I learned about furrys in 1973.) --Divx-Mongool 18:02, 13 September 2007 (CDT)
    • Humans never really were a wonderfully special creature in the first place. --TheWickedMan
  • Christ, what a find. I still can't get myself to watch past "She's a YOOMUN!" Anonylolwut
  • That "optimus prime"-troll is also him btw. --Divx-Mongool 09:10, 14 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Xtube??

Apparently there's a vid on xtube featuring Chris Crocker dancing in front of his mirror naked. He denies that it's him here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyleKTr96Ec

Typing "chris crocker" in the xtube search yeilds no results, but this video is out there somewhere. Can anyone find source? Virusys 10:53, 13 September 2007 (CDT)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

found it:

http://video.xtube.com/watch.php?cv=9&idx=1&from=&v=99hMSGD7KZl&cl=mr6haf0cvOT&a=200707140655_EyeoN&b=1zMAJUgCeIP&s=B&geo_countrycode=&geo_latitude=&geo_longitude=&sstr=lrf||||O|94524p3p870r0r17647n80693p72n002 Virusys 15:34, 13 September 2007 (CDT)


good job Virusys Featherthefish 18:52, 13 September 2007 (CDT)

Flagging video as deleted Hardcase 02:08, 30 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] NOODZ? (CP? Party Van?)

This was posted on Chris' blog today: 

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

	
In regards to my "nudes"..

For days now I have been bombarded with messages about the nude photo scandal. 
The truth is, I was young and stupid when I took those pictures. So young in fact that I was 17 at the time.

I do not condone anyone underage or OF age to post nudes, but in my own personal defense- 
I had a lot of alone time in the last half of my teen years, [I was home schooled] and when you're young self-discovery..happens.

I did in fact upload the nudes of myself to the internet when I was 17. 
Again, I do NOT condone anyone to do this. 
On the contrary- I encourage everyone to NOT upload nudes of themselves. 

I obviously did this behind my parents backs and I am truly embarressed for myself and my family at this time,
 but I just wanted to clear the air and let anyone and everyone know, that has saved these pictures that it is illegal seeing as though I was 17 at the time, 
so when you brag that you "saw Chris Crocker naked!!!"..what you're really bragging that you saw a 17 year old me naked.

Again, I do not condone or stand by my actions at 17, nor anyone else who is underage exploring themselves in this way.

Virusys 15:51, 2 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] potential

haven't read full article, but is there any damage to report from /b/ ? Weatherman 13:35, 13 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] HOLYSHIT

Holymotherfuckingbobross, I thought that was a girl. :C - I am the only one who failed ? --VooDooPoo 13:39, 13 September 2007 (CDT)

  • Whatever it is, it's HAWT. *humphump* Scuttlebutt 20:19, 15 September 2007 (CDT)
    • Don't touch it, it might be TOXIC--VooDooPoo 07:57, 16 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Personal Info

Alright, from the reports I've heard, Anon is hard at work on this little muffin's Dox. What we've got so far is this:

IRL Name: Chris [redacted] [redacted], Tennessee —The preceding comment was added by Coffee, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

  • I fail to see a reason to care about his dox. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   20:06, 13 September 2007 (CDT)
    • I redacted. --Image:Schwarzesonne.gif| »⇔«¿ 21:32, 13 September 2007 (CDT)
      • You should upload them to JZ's dox drop site and link to there instead. --Drunkenlazybastard 21:41, 13 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] file under WHO THE FUCK CARES

Crocker sent out bulletin claiming he'll be on Jimmy Kimmel tonight. 12:05/11:05c on ABC..Weatherman 21:18, 13 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Fake accounts on DevianTART

Made two fake accounts:

http://itschriscrocker.deviantart.com/

http://chriscrocker.deviantart.com/

—The preceding comment was added by Negrapr0nz, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

  • Commencing the posting of comments on shitty fanart! Negrapr0nz 18:44, 16 September 2007 (CDT)
  • Success! One st00pid n00b thinks I'm the REAL Chris Crocker. One down, thousands to go! Negrapr0nz 20:40, 16 September 2007 (CDT)
  • Two down, thousands to go! Negrapr0nz 21:29, 16 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] its a troll

and an obvious one at that, just like dax. stop acting retarded, you are acting like a bunch of n00bs. stop acting like he is a normal fag, and start working on trolling him better. (since he is likely a irl queen, i suggest trying to start a fanwar between jeffry star, or gay god, and this guy) -BURK

  • Chris Crocker leaves himself extremely vulnerable. The "Deleting Fucking Everything" segment on the page exposes his Achillies Heel. Think about it; if a person with Chris Crocker's ego removes certain videos because he/she/it believes they will cause great controversy, then those videos are as deadly to that person as kryptonite is to Superman. I theorize that if we properly exploit what makes him ashamed of himself, he will become an hero in no time at all. --TheWickedMann
    • I agree. This kid may seem like he's impenetrable to everything but true cock, but what he really wants is to cause enough controversy-generating-fame that he can make a viable career out of it. He probably wants to get a deal with a TV network or something, and transcend the internet. So when he fucks up like in that video, no one in the entertainment industry is going to want to have anything to do with him. Which is why he deleted it, but it was too late. We need to keep catching him in the act on things like this, and then keep giving hits to the videos he's deleted. Traditional trolling won't work. But that's just my two-whatevers worth. Gryphosaur 02:10, 17 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Wikipedia pussed out

Wikipedia held a civilized discussion regarding the subject and decided to keep the article on this guy, due to him being notable according to the standards of WP:NOTE or some such thing. How I understand it now is that if you manage to troll the entire world, then you are notable according to TOW standards. Many argued that his article belonged on ED ("It is exactly the sort of thing Encyclopedia Dramatica is for") and should be deleted from Wikipedia since Wikipedia is strictly anti-lulz. Unfortunately, due to gay rights activists, those calling for the deletion of the Crocker article were passive-aggressively slandered as homophobes, while editors who were on the fence regarding the issue were strong-armed by the WP gayocracy to vote to keep the article or appear straight. What I'm saying is the "Crocker pwnt by TOW" section needs to be rewritten, and I'm not going to do it because I'm too new to ED. Gryphosaur 01:56, 17 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Best way to pwn DevianTARDs

As you may know, I made a fake itschriscrocker account on DevianTART, right now I'm waiting for the appropriately-sized "fanbase". What is the best way to completely RAPE Chris Crocker's reputation? (Not that he has any) Negrapr0nz 18:56, 19 September 2007 (CDT)

The best way to rape his reputation would be...it'd be one of two ways: 1)Don't. Don't write anything about him, don't do anything to screw him over; All attention he gets will only strengthen his reputation. Or, at least, will give him what he wants. 2)There seems to be a chink in his armor: September 11th/WTC. Seems he wants to get a contract with a major media network, but that won't be possible if he says stuff like "Who cares about 9/11? Fuck 9/11." and gets caught. This is why he deleted that video that he put up about that, I think. Basically, using his persona as a sock puppet, what you would want to do would be to state things like "Britney is more important than WTC". Gryphosaur 04:31, 24 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] REALITY TV

So apparently Chris got what he wanted, and he's going to star in his own reality TV show. It should be interesting to see where this goes. Virusys 22:49, 19 September 2007 (CDT)

  • Time to bring out the big guns! Negrapr0nz 19:34, 20 September 2007 (CDT)
  • This will all go like any other internet celebrity, it'll fade out once people get used to his outrageous faggotry. Then he'll get fired and go back to sucking cocks for a few bucks a pop. The world has been trolled. And by this retard no less. All fine upstanding trolls, myself included, must hang their heads in shame, this faggot is trolling more than we ever will. Soon his AIDS will finish him though.--ArtieWheeler 20:40, 20 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Needz new upload

Youtube video needs a new upload from someone who can watch it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2gID5bpXAU funfunz Pencilbox 06:23, 22 September 2007 (CDT)

  • Can you get a copy of the FLV file for this movie through keepvid. I'm starting to look at options to make available videos that get deleted or privated on youtube. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   10:29, 22 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] GOOGLE IS SUING CHRIS CROCKER

newsflash: GOOGLE is suing Chris Crocker.... for reals LOL Weatherman 18:55, 5 October 2007 (CDT)

pending lulz plz wait ----

until then

whatever this fag says is true LOL Weatherman 18:57, 5 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] TOW gave it good article status

Is that even worth mentioning? KaoSFell 01:15, 11 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] chris crocker sex tape !>? (camwhore tape)

chris has a new sex tape on stickydrama. bonus points if you post it (censored) on youtube. sidenote:stickydrama is currently down Weatherman 14:41, 31 January 2008 (CST)

He's doing it for the lulz. Downtown 22:07, 16 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] Oh, LAWDIE! He's on a crusade against the homophobes!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd1Oe1LELcc

Assucko 16:00, 18 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] DEFUCKINGLETE!

Chris Crocker is a dumbshit loser failure whose only epic winz are at fail. He deserves no mention of any! That, and him and his butt-buddy Jack Sparrow took the last of my rum. Error! --YourFuckingFace 14:37, 22 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Britney Finally Speaks Out

Found a video where Britney proves how much she cares about Chris. Enjoy. MudkipsPlz 13:23, 19 June 2008 (CDT)--

[edit] LEAVING YOUTUBE FOREVAR!!!!1

I'll just leave this right here for debate on if it should be in the article:

- Crazyconan 08:33, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

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