Talk:Chuck Norris

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THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE.
THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE.
Dude, do you know how many times this page has been deleted? I think someone's trying to tell you something. --Ntg85 23:52, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Different people keep creating horrible travesties of grammar and formatting in this article, so it keeps getting pwned. It needs to exist in some form, though. --Bastardman 00:59, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • This article used to be a lot funnier. I think you guys are failures at life. --WKD 17:36, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
      • Hey, I'm not the one who deleted it. I'm not the bad guy here, ALRIGHT???//// --Bastardman 17:40, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
        • FAILURE.--WKD 17:45, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • OH THATS A REAL HELP YOU FAG! GOD I'M SO FUCKING AGNRY RIGHT NOW!!! --Bastardman 17:55, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • DON'T COLON ME MOTHERFUCKER--WKD 18:05, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • HEY FUCK YOU ASTERISK WAS FUCKING UP THE FORMATTING WHEN USED RIGHT AFTER THE IMAGE, OK? FUCK! --Bastardman 18:09, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • YOU WERE ASKING FOR IT--WKD 18:14, 14 Jan 2006 (UT
  • Mwahaha look what my deleting has caused! I deleted this at least 100 times because it was constantly ripped off of some other lame shit site, the 30 facts about Chuck Norris thingie.. ~ Banaan 18:24, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)

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[edit] Picture

Might want to add a picture. I was thinking this code:

witty comment
witty comment

--WKD 07:27, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • ps, you're awesome. --WKD 07:29, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I think we need a better image. Google image and roll the dice for me (I don't have one). --Jacknstock 07:36, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Also, he is apparently emo. --Ntg85 07:37, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • Eh. Adding that would merely perpetuate the old meme. His friend died, he cried. That's not emo. If my Lee Atwater died, I'd be sad, but I wouldn't consider that emo. Emo is a lifestyle choice, not a response to a specific event. It seems to me that Norris is more likely compassionate conservative than emo. --Jacknstock 07:46, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • But it's fucking LEE ATWATER! --Ntg85 08:17, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

How about his one?--WKD 07:51, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • Yes, but it's better to save it over the old one (as I have now done). Saves editing the article, and we don't end up with another unused pic. --Jacknstock 07:55, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • L33T --WKD 08:00, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I want to delete.. but I just can't :( ~ Banaan 09:52, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Grammar Patrol

Shouldn't it be "If I were"? (coniunctivus?) Or is that chiefly Brittish? ~ Banaan 13:52, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • I use "if I were", but I'm not chiefly British. :P Trollingforthelulz 16:45, 4 August 2007 (CDT)
Shouldn't it be "British?" Or is that chiefly English? :P --Ntg85 14:04, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Oh damn it to hell! ~ Banaan 14:15, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Grammar nazi. ~ Krade hi yo~ 14:57, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)
I'm such a nazi amn't I? ~ Banaan 16:01, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Hahaha

This is A+++! --Bastardman 16:31, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • I think it's currently the funniest article on ED. Granted, there are articles that were funnier at the time, but this is still fresh. --Jacknstock 16:44, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Shit is so unfunny I can't take.

Chuck Norris should be the sole definiton of "old meme". Even 50 year olds are making Chuck Norris jokes now. Fuck all, just replace this page with a still from the Mr. Hands video and get it the fuck over with. --Reanimatorx 01:02, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Well said. --Jacknstock 01:48, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Uckchay Orrisnay

I was thinking it would be kinda cool to have a version that people can edit, much like Acky-chan-cray is to Cracky-chan. I already have some decent content for this as a friend of mine wrote an amusing biography of Chuck over on the crappy wiki we started last thursday.[1] So, what do people think about having a Uckchay Orrisnay article? Just a suggestion. --Einsidler 09:06, 25 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Maybe, but surely there must be a reason that this article is protected, unless it was just for the lulz, then they were probably worried about it's potential to become the source of perpetual wikiedit wars. And the site is seriously slow enough already. J3ph 42 12:56, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
    • True, but the article is protected and isn't really that funny. Also, wikiedit wars appear to be the reason behind the Acky-chan-cray article, so why not for Chuck Norris? --Einsidler 13:06, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
      • The reason the article is protected is given in the article itself. Your friend's work is exactly the same unfunny old meme shit that the current version both references and replaces so writing more of that kind of thing probably won't help. Maybe things have changed. --WKD 20:23, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
        • Things have indeed changed greatly since you have left, WKD! This is now ideed a disturbing universe! HAHAHAHAHA huggles!--Riboflavin 20:49, 25 April 2006 (UTC)


Perhaps the article could make fun of the gayness of Norris fanboys. The picture of him already is gay. Let's see: many more didn't deserve mention Samsara 01:06, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Picture

I found this picture to be quite funny

The Beard
The Beard

DrkBlueXG 04:00, 6 June 2006 (UTC)


Well, here, at least he's topless. So that makes the pic extra gay. Samsara 16:06, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] hey what the fuck

Electric Six rocks zombie_bomb 04:36, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

  • Yes, I know. I've nearly finished the article on them as well.--WKD 20:26, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

Fuck I hate chuck norris. --I r noob 14:08, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] hmmm

[edit] A favor

I decided to do this article a favor and mark it w/ the closet case template, since Norris is a gay Huckabee supporter. Turbine2k5 16:38, 20 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] fuck

I have a strong urge to nuke this article and {{wasteland}} it out of principle. --Drunkenlazybastard 20:07, 14 May 2008 (CDT)

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