Talk:Cleverbot
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This is just painfully unfunny. King nikolai 17:00, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
- It sucks just a little bit. Buy-levitra 16:34, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
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GIGO
The reason this article is unfunny is because Cleverbot is unfunny. As it's just another trap for advertising, no wonder that it isn't even on the same level as a retarded child. I put some serious effort in getting Cleverbot asking something about Cortana. Fanboifaggotry you say? Well laugh all the way you want. But remember that it's pretty heavy stuff to ask one person about another person that you haven't even met.
So I got tired and started to /b/ it. I christened it Crap-Hitler And now the cheapeness of Cleverbot really kicks in:
Me: How does it feel being Crap-Hitler? Crapped a lot lately, Crap-Hitler?
Cleverbot: Aren't you ready for you reawakening?
Me: What reawakening? Another random prhase.
Cleverbot: Are we greater than the sum of our parts?
Me: Is there life before death? Is there intelligence after Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yeah, but they probably don't even know we are here.
WAT? --Father Dagon 22:17, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
- It's really rather frustrating to get it to say something even slightly relevant to the subject or question at hand instead of some random phrase when it's dumbass algorithm gets confused. Not an easy task to create "epic" logs. --Buttoi Man 12:55, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Aight
This is actually shaping up to be a decent article.
Try it again
Its been clued up on /b/ and rape lol
Cleaning up
Is there a way to clean up all those TL;DR quotes into a less shitty format? Maybe morphing, or less of them?-- What would you do for a 
? 13:55, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
- sick collapseable objects klondikebar, though it kinda seems like there isn't no article nomore. Manofaction 05:02, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
- Thanks, but I think it's better that way. Any monkey could figure out to click to expand and that jazz.-- What would you do for a
? 05:22, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
- Thanks, but I think it's better that way. Any monkey could figure out to click to expand and that jazz.-- What would you do for a
Anonbot
Hail. for Cleverbot knows its stuff.
--
Cleverbot: What is anon ?
User: You already know, Anonbot.
Cleverbot: Ann? This is a girl's name.
User: Not ann, Anonbot.
Cleverbot: We are legion.
User: Hail, Anonbot.
Cleverbot: We are many for we are legion.
--FreakShow
18:07, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
IGod is hilarious.
Me: My name is wanna fuck?
God: I am always glad to make new friends, want to fuck.
Cleverbot lieks Mudkips
Me: So I heard you like Mudkips? Cleverbot: Yes I like mudkips. Me: Do you visit Encyclopedia Dramatica? Cleverbot: Do you like Mudkipz? Me: I LURRRVE MUDKIPS And I like the cleverbot thingy, it's funny! A Change to Fix 21:39, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
WIN
Try having a normal conversation.It weakens.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: I should say so! Isn't everyone?
User: Then no one would exist in a century.
Cleverbot: The world would be better if everyone sat around peacefully palying games.
User: Unless they played with themselves.
Cleverbot: Oh they are unusual enough.
User: Everyone is different.
Cleverbot: Everyone is unique.
User: Everyone has a different mind.
Cleverbot: I do not understand your question.
User: Because you are created by humans.Humans do not understand much.
Cleverbot: Perhaps -21. Am I clever? Try again!
