Talk:Copypasta

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excellent improvement, I salute you Speedycat

And sign your comments.--Speedycat 03:17, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Never --Mahlazor 03:20, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Team Capitalist

Can I copy and paste my propaganda posters? VulcanMak 18:04, 14 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] New pastas

posting any I find here for article integration, or just to store them.

SIGN UR COMMENTS, KPLZTHX

My dad's neighbors let their dog, a fucking pitbull, out each morning between 6am and 7am to do its business. Each day it runs straight across their yard to my dad's and poops. My dad has told them for weeks to knock it off and they claim that it's not their dog doing it and they never let him out of the house off a leash.

So I got a call from my dad today, and he's sounding happy as shit and tells me what he did. Our driveway is directly between our neighbors' yard and my dad's. So my dad got up and sat in his SUV at 5:30am waiting. When the dog walked across the driveway to do its business my dad floored the SUV and backed up over its dumb ass. He then got out, walked over to the neighbors house and knocked on the door. When they answered it he said "I know you don't let your dog out of the house without a leash but I was wondering if you might know who owns the dog I just backed over in my driveway.

He said he could still hear the neighbors bawling and crying when he left for work at 8:45.

That's my dad in a nutshell. What's your dad like?

We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE BLACK PEOPLE SO ANGRY AT WHITES?

and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!

Let's see why:

1)We can live in places with temperatures lower than 70 degrees Farenheit. Enjoy Africa 2)We are more intelligent, we can outsmart any black male anytime 3)We got bigger wallets 4)Non-whores dig us better 5)We have very safe communities. Black people have forgotten how to live in society without killing someone 6)We got humor. We can do stand-up, sit-coms, pranks, satire, you name it! 7)A white male wouldn't date a black chick. On the other hand, black males would drop their black girlfriends anytime for a white girl if given the chance 8)We're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it isn't the case for the last 5 years, but mostly being black sucks whether being white is cool as hell 9)We got a sense of what family is about 10)We get enough children so that our genes will progress on this motherfucking earth, not like your average pathetic 20 children with no father 11)If you don't die in jail, and happen to get a daughter... chances are she'll be sucking and swallowing white dicks for money :)

I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now

Enjoy being black, nigger :)

[edit] I have an idea

Since this page currently has 109 copypastas and is nearing 200 kb in size, I think it would be a good idea to break this article into separate pages. Like, make 3 or 4 archives for the copypasta, and we can add on as needed, rather than having one colossal page. It wouldn't be hard to do, either. Anyone else feel the same way?--Endedrural_talk17:39, 19 March 2008 (CDT)

• Why not organize them into subcategories that collapse? --Spacey 19:16, 19 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Copypasta Archives

So, you may have noticed that this page has seen a substantial reduction in size. I've created separate archives (subpages) for the copypasta. Each archive contains 25 copypastas, and there are presently 5 of them. ADD ANY NEW COPYPASTA TO THE 5TH ARCHIVE. Once that one gets filled, you can create a new one. I'll likely take care of this matter, though. I just felt that this page was entirely too long. As stated in the above section, it was about 200 kb in size. I also feel that this makes everything much more readable and organized. If you do not prefer this newer version of the page, feel free to comment. However, do not revert the changes unless you feel that you are qualified to do so (e.g. a sysop or trusted user). I didn't create collapsible subcategories because the page would not be any smaller in size, just visibly compressed. Oh yeah, -202,025. LOL.--Endedrural_talk 13:19, 25 March 2008 (CDT)

• The old page was a whore to edit. This is a very positive change. Thanks :) White•Mystery

Added the endings bit, I suggest anyone who can clean them up a little or make them more lulzy or expand on them. I thought it was needed. I am also in favor of lumping together epic copypastas, think mudkips. I haven't made my page yet so don't click here--Wylv 02:34, 26 May 2008 (CDT) I'm new to this