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sup dawgz. Cracky found out about 420's /cracky/ and much of drama followed. Drama generates lulz, so the thread got archived. Check also user comments. http://blog.420chan.org/2006/02/13/the-hopeful-end-of-the-cracky-chan-phenominon/

I figured we should just protect this until morning. Tee-your version may be the original but this one is funnier. Also, Girlvinyl is incapable of vandalism because she is God Almighty.--Poko_fister (talk) 06:30, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Hi, don't delete the talk pages. Your comment follows.--Poko_fister (talk) 07:31, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)

girlvinyl is a disgusting whore and should be banned from the internet

• HA HA BANNED FROM THE INTERNET. So says the idiot who doesn't know how to sign wiki comments. Genius. --girlvinyl 07:59, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  • Oh hey sexy sup you come here often? --Poko_fister (talk) 08:01, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    • Rowr. This cocky-chan person is lame. Is it really male? --girlvinyl 08:06, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      • No clue, but it is furthering the cause of DRAMA, so all is well.--Poko_fister (talk) 08:07, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)

I hope this is better. -Tee 09:11, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)

LOL!!eleven1MCXI! Tee loves Cracky-chan! --Frowningman 16:27, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)

• YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -Tee 18:02, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Contents 1 WIKIEDIT DRAMA 2 Dear sysops: 2.1 dividing this conversation in two so that it's easier for Quasidan to read 2.2 Tee's proposed "fixes" 3 Whoa. What the fuck is this thing? 4 Editing 5 B0rken? 6 Unprotecting 7 Some bullshit crap about Cracky 8 WTF Goatse pictures 9 developments 10 Please add this 11 permanant place for pics plz? 12 Cracky Pictures.. help!! 13 Crackypedia died some time ago 14 Cracky Pictures

[edit] WIKIEDIT DRAMA

• LOL plz nobody ban penisbird. This is kind of entertaining.--hardvice (talk) 20:13, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  • Fine, keep the 410KB of shit then -Tee 20:20, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    • There is clearly only one solution: Tee vs. Penisbird n00dz-off. Winner keeps their edit, loser gets b&.--hardvice (talk) 20:23, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      • No thanks -Tee 20:25, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
        • What would Cracky think if she found out you wouldn't do absolutely anything for her? You'd better do it or you'll never win her heart. --Frowningman 21:21, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Dear sysops:

-maintenance-

Please unprotect this entry so I can, uh, improve it. -Tee 18:17, 2 May 2005 (UTC)

• Where are the noodz? I believe there was a request for them for a nude-off contest. Once that begins, we'll consider unprotecting it.--Scarlet-sysop 18:20, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
  • iawtc. Pictures plz. --Quasidan 19:26, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
  • I am sorry but that would be illegal due to my being underage. -Tee 18:25, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
    • Ah. Yes, then keep those to yourself. I guess the article stays protected. --Scarlet-sysop 19:10, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
      •  :-(((((((( <-- me. -Tee 19:24, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
        • If you'd just done a Traci Lords you'd have won. Penisbird is banned. Now Cracky will hate you forever for fucking it up. --Frowningman 19:39, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
          • YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF MEANIES. I'm leaving! Drama! Marlowe would have been proud. -Tee 20:01, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
            • Stop crying already. GB2 4chan for all your fanboy needs. --Trolltalk 21:07, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
              • 4chan is even worse than troltalk, and you should know since you generate most of the hate on both boards. Good work, IHBT. However, while I might not be able to fuck-up a mediawiki site (research pending), I am quite able to fuck with an unmoderated slashdot sid. -Tee 21:41, 2 May 2005 (UTC)

[edit] dividing this conversation in two so that it's easier for Quasidan to read

• • • • • • • • • I think it's all worth it. Good luck with your future fanboy endeavours. --Trolltalk 22:32, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
                • I suggest you post your proposed edits here in the discussion/talk page. If a sysop thinks they are worthwhile, the sysop will add them to the article for you. I think it would need to be additional information, though, not edits of the existing text or pictures. --Scarletto the sock puppet talk to Scarletto 00:06, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
                  • That is unacceptable. -Tee 04:47, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
                    • Then we are back to the proposed nude-off contest. --Scarletto the sock puppet talk to Scarletto 04:54, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
                      • That is likewise unacceptable. -Tee 04:59, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
                        • I find you unacceptable! If I did not fear incarceration of human authority figures I bring pressure to your blunt skull and cause it to collapse! --Beldar Conehead 05:18, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
                          • I doubt that. If you were able to affect the real world in any significant way you would not feel the need to run a site whose chief aim is to degrade and insult (hint: nothing on this site is parody, at best it is mean-spirited satire, though this entry fails both). -Tee 10:49, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
                            • You are free to leave if you are not enjoying this. --Jacknstock 12:54, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
                              • I am COMPELLED, my faith URGING me, to fix this entry. Mostly because it's the first google hit for "cracky-chan". -Tee 13:51, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
                                • Post your proposed "fixes" here and I'll think about it. --Scarletto the sock puppet talk to Scarletto 13:58, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
                                  • Tee's proposed fixes: remove all the funny, add shameless wank.--hardvice (talk) 14:00, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
                                  • That is unacceptable, as previously noted. I will not write just to be ridiculed later when you decide not to change it after all. -Tee 14:03, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
                                    • BS, you'll be ridiculed anyways, no matter how you bring your "changes" in. You ARE ridiculous, that's a fact. --Trolltalk 16:18, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
                                      • I don't particularly care. -Tee 17:26, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
                                        • ROR! The drama you generate strongly suggests otherwise. --Trolltalk 22:42, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
                                          • All Tee's ability to care is bound up in Tee's untameable love for Crappy-Chan. (It also occurs to me that I am as unsure of Tee's gender as I am of Cunty-Chan's, and that makes me smile).--hardvice (talk) 23:29, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
                                            • I attest this. -Tee 04:43, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Tee's proposed "fixes"

remove all the funny, add shameless wank

There's a new Cracky-Chan archive at [removed] Add a link to that, perhaps? --User:Snarfies

[edit] Whoa. What the fuck is this thing?

Ok. I just checked out this Cracky-chan article. Wtf is it? Seriously. It scares me. --Scarlet-sysop 19:52, 2 May 2005 (UTC)

• Whatever it is, it's clearly unfit to live. killing it would be mercy

this has gotta be the gayest article ever to be arguing over. --kh/ what 11:12, 3 May 2005 (UTC)

• iawtc. Siegfried and Roy double-penetrating Liberace and Elton John serially felching all five Queer Eye guys could be arguing about another article and it wouldn't be half as gay. Still, it has proven amusing, even if I'm not entirely sure WTF is going on.--hardvice (talk) 23:33, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
  • I'd pay good money to see Siegfriend and Roy DPing Elton! --Scarlet-sysop 23:43, 3 May 2005 (UTC)

• Hello whats happening, can we have this article from a npov. Cracky is quite cute but I dont care for her at all. I think its very immature to keep arguing about it. Also I want trolltalk back. I miss it. Loljews 11:33, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
  • See, Trolltalk is a zone without laws and admins. Every faggot can flood it anytime for any reason he wishes. We do not negotiate with terrorists. I mean, what's next? Put "I love Ugly-Chan" in your signature or I'll flood Trolltalk? Stand on your left leg or I'll flood Trolltalk? No fucking way. Live free or die! --Trolltalk 16:58, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

• Important overlooked fact regarding Cracky-Chan:

CRACKY LIKES SCAT AND THATS A FACT.
    l      l
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l l l l  ##   Sup 4Chan!
l l l l   ##
l_l l l _/\##  ______        _
      //.  \#/l _____\______/ l
      \\______/______3________l

Loljews 23:02, 6 May 2005 (UTC)

This scat ASCII art is hillarious! I think it should go on the article. But damn this page had too much vandalism. Also, the picture archive links go to pages that say "forbidden". Thodin 潅腸 武 15:59, 15 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Editing

I have some new information for your out-of-date links ;-; --Awshit 15:38, 15 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I AM THE MASTER!! --Awshit 18:06, 15 Jul 2005 (UTC)

• You're insane. I'm trying as hard as I can to make your research less unfunny, but I'm failing. I think I'm going to settle for making it understandable. I'd remove it, but the fact that someone took the time to E-Stalk Cracky-chan and write a report about it is just too funny. ~ Krade 22:15, 15 Jul 2005 (UTC)
  • Scratch that. Trolltalk's edit wins. ~ Krade 02:43, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

His pipe links suck ass and I had to change them to be funny. Have you seen others pages on this site? girlmecha? Bitch plz. The pie pictures sucks major ass also btw. NOT FUNNY. --Awshit 03:12, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

• Please. We already had this edit war. Fanboys lost and the entry was locked for months. Nobody here wants to read your dark poetry about 14 year old girls. Stop it now, you'll only make an ass of yourself. --Trolltalk 03:47, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)
  • Here we go again. I'd say, solve this using dramacratic methods and lock the article again. It seems like everything related to 4chan turns into an edit war. ~ Krade 03:51, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)
    • Done. --Banbot talk to Banbot 05:31, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

• The whole point was to add new info and some links. Thanks for fucking it up Aussieintn. --Awshit 05:29, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)
  • Guess who's banned now. --Banbot talk to Banbot 05:31, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] B0rken?

Does anyone knows why the last link to an LJ user is b0rken? Maybe it's because Template:Lj was used too many times in this article? I'm going to fix it by applying the template manually, if anyone knows how to fix it... ~ Krade 23:06, 15 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Unprotecting

IDIFTL.--hardvice (talk) 05:57, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

• Oh, well, in that case you are forgiven. Anyway, I liked it for the opportunity to ban another wanker. --Banbot talk to Banbot 06:01, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)
  • Thought you might. I am glad the wanker in question was also obsessed with writing encyclopedia articles in the fucking first person. Somehow that makes it mroe satisfying.--hardvice (talk) 06:05, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Some bullshit crap about Cracky

hey. A cracky-chan archive has been opened today. http://www.crackypedia.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

Cracky-fans, I need your help to gather anything cracky-related. Pics, chatlogs, photoshops, fan art, etc you name it. Visit the site and send me any material you think will make the Crackypedia better.

Lets work together to remember the legacy of the pink-nosed, red cheeked, kitty-eared sweetie. Thank you all fellow Cracky-fans. - Alsa

• Everything. That includes the rape-pictures, the pictures where she gets beaten into a pulp and gets a shoe jammed up her cunt, the works? In that case, tell me when you're done, I'll be dropping by to check. --Crux 00:07, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)

What the fuck are you pedophiles doing on this website?--WKD 05:23, 18 Feb 2006 (UTC)

Jesus, she's in her teens, freaks. Jesus. Wissam 18:04, 27 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] WTF Goatse pictures

Goatse is unfunny and overdone. Please restore funnier pictures.

                                    no u fgt WItchhammer 14:32, 30 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] developments

http://fgsfds.livejournal.com/3233.html - scary

• tl;dr Fuck me 18:38, 24 Feb 2006 (UTC)

Can you sum that up? It's really long. Samsara 00:59, 2 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Please add this

Section Title: Cracky-chan nudes Although cracky-chan looked very cute in her first photos, she later took pictures of herself topless. Upon seeing the photos, people realized she looked disapointing and had small breasts.

CRACKY TOPLESS: http://cracky.bounceme.net/cracky_orig/

• Yeah, I heard about the latest 420chan related drama. I'm unprotecting this article so someone can add the drama and the pictures, but be warned that I have this page on my watchlist and I'll revert and protect it again if any stupid fanboy tries vandalizing it. ~ User:Krade ^{hi yo~} 02:22, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I have no clue about the drama, but i'll try and pick the most flattering pix, of Ir. Cracky-Chan--Riboflavin 02:53, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Pix added. Unless someone's got juicy drama, shouldn't the admins protect this soon?--Riboflavin 04:58, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Having a topless picture of a minor on ED is rather... inadvisable, no? -- billy 01:29, 09 Apr 2006 (UTC)
      • You think Cracky is a minor? --Jacknstock 02:56, 10 April 2006 (UTC)
        • In the UK where she's from topless is legal starting at 16 (just topless). Her age was pretty much unknown. I didn't upload her pics, I only linked to them. Samsara 04:41, 10 April 2006 (UTC)
          • I seriously doubt she's a minor. Just really androgynous, but I'm not too familiar with the subject. I'm starting to feel like I'm gonna go into the lobster pot since I took the initiative to upload them. Oh boy... --Riboflavin 04:52, 10 April 2006 (UTC)
        • She claims to have been fifteen when she took the pictures in that tl;dr link in the previous section heading. Billy 12:33, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
          • Looking at the pictures they aren't sexualised depictions of her, they're artistic, she is not posed in any lewd manner so it does not really meat the definition of child pornography because sexualisation is a major component that must be proven.Garth 11:46, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
            • Well they can put censored things on them or link to that site. Samsara 17:31, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

I think we should have an article about Nevada-tan. Here's a good source http://nevada.natural20.net/ and here's some highlights from POE forums http://friends.portalofevil.com/sfs.php?si=3&fi=000035219 Samsara 04:21, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

Weev you should link to the main page with her nudes. Personally I think they should just be censored. Samsara 05:23, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

• Given that she was a minor, they shouldn't be here at all. Fuck that non-sexualised bullshit. --WKD 01:20, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
  • They're here for drama. I think we should just censor out her flat chest in photoshop by blacking it out. Samsara 01:23, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Yep, dramatic child-porn is AOK. What? Leave them out and save gv the possibility of legal trouble, not to mention the fact that it's still fucking child porn.--WKD 01:27, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
      • IAWTC. I wouldn't want to be labelled a

        Watch out!	This contributor waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation. You can help by contacting Federal Authorities.

        , and I seriously doubt anyone would want that type of stuff hanging over their heads-Ket 01:30, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
        • • • • • Yeah, child porn you know? I don't think satire provides and exemption.--WKD 01:37, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
                  • I think that putting anything related to kiddie n00dz is a bad choice. It makes it look like we haven't a problem with it, and this site could possibly get pwnt due to legal problems-Ket 01:44, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

        Linking to it is fair, posting it on site isn't. GV and Crayolacrime and Weev have said this. --Sheneequa 04:56, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

        • If GV, Crayolacrime and Weev say so, I think it is fine then. It's just all the trouble that accompanies child porn is serious business-Ket 04:59, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
        • If gv says yes then that is pretty much all that matters. Personally I'd want nothing to do with it myself. --WKD 22:50, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

        I have an idea. Let's crop the bad parts off. Or photo edit clothes on her. Is she really underage or just faking 'cause some people here said she's faking? Samsara 18:13, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

        • Just link instead. In IM transcripts she claimed to be 14 irc, and who really wants to try and find out?--WKD 22:50, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
        • Still kiddie pr0n, IMO. I wouldn't take any chances at all. If "Cracky" complains we could possibly get shut down, and I don't want to be associated with underage n00dz - and I'm sure you don't either-Ket 22:54, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
          • Is there any kind of law against just showing of pictures of her face, for instance, even though she's underage? I heard some rules about that. Samsara 09:51, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
            • Might be something to do with privacy-Ket 09:52, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
              • What! No. --Sheneequa 09:53, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
                • Calm down, lol. I'm not sure about US law anyway, seeing I'm not a US citizen-Ket 09:56, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
                  • Why do you hate America? --Sheneequa 09:58, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
                    • Furries. It is always furries-Ket 10:00, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
                      • There must be a way where her photos can be censored so if she complains it will just be funny. Samsara 10:12, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
                        • Nothx. --Sheneequa 10:15, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

        
        Image:Lohan.jpg Lohan is underage Samsara 00:39, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

        • O RLY?-Ket 00:47, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

        [edit] permanant place for pics plz?

        ok, every cracky picture index listed is b0rken! i think someone needs to make a permanant place for all of them. and it cant be that hard to get all of them again, right? i'm sure those cracky-fans wont mind sharing. any new links for now? people need to see these pics. and she never said how old she was. dont ask dont tell.--Logan 13:44, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

        • Don't ask don't tell only applies to gays in the military. Also we've received an email from Cracky-chan's father stating she was 14 which also requested we take down the topless pictures as well as the whole article. We left the article up though. --Sheneequa 13:58, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
          • Really, her father? I thought cracky just never cared and was like "You are all my fans but you all suck, bye." Samsara 18:25, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
          • pls repost in full --Neurophyre 09:28, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
            • F u. Also get on irc fgt. --Sheneequa • Talk 09:40, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
              • ops plz so I can read the top sekrit dox --Neurophyre 10:49, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
        • To Logan, there's crackypedia (I don't know the URL), but it doesn't have the topless ones. Samsara 18:25, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
          • wow. if i was her i'd be covered in embarassment. i cant imagine the look on her fathers face when he found out she was playing in her own fluids. publicly no less. --Logan 18:31, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
            • I would love to have overhead that conversation: "Cracky, are you cutting again?" "No, daddy! It's okay! It's menstrual blood."--hardvice 21:56, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
              • Boo, I wanted to put this picture up ---->
                

                

                Accept no substitues!
                with a caption like "Accept no substitutes" or "Many have tried, all have failed" or "She's on the left, fucktard"... --Invader J 17:50, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
                • is it true she dislikes the cock? the idea came up as a random comment in an old cracky thread, but, well..
                  

                  

                  wAT
                  --Logan 04:34, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

        [edit] Cracky Pictures.. help!!

        Does Anyone still have working links of the cracky topless pics? Please Help me! I want to see them so bad.. The links to her LJ and to any of her treads and the previous links to her topless pics all don't work anymore.. I usually don't look at kiddy porn, but I think that cracky is too hott!! --mammon

        They have a collection of her pictures here, but please don't use them in any articles. Miltopia 21:40, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

        [edit] Crackypedia died some time ago

        Welp somebody had saved them to their HD. I didn't. Samsara 07:14, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

        The .Bounceme Chan has died as well - Possibly Cracky and her posse trolling through the internet, attempting to erase all memories of her faggotry? Doubt she'll succeed. --Chemical smelly 01:01, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

        added some new pics i thought i'd lost

        [edit] Cracky Pictures

        After a year, I have returned with all cracky pics ever taken. PM me for rapidshit link. that will be all. Mammon 18:07, 5 August 2007 (CDT)

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