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[[* I have some pictures that'd look great on this page... I'm a cutter, and even I know it's self-obsessed shit. --lunarsandwich

In point of fact, slitting your wrists diagonally is the true best method. The reason horizontally ("across the street") doesn't work is that the cuts are too narrow to bleed much before the wound starts to scab. Cutting vertically ("down the block") is better, in that the cuts will be much longer and allow for a freer flow]] of blood, but you are less likely to hit as many veins. Diagonally ("just popping over to the newsstand for a pack of smokes") gives you the best of both worlds.DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. Cutting lengthways along the vein makes it harder for medics to stitch the veins back together.The effects of cutting direction on VOLUME FLOW RATE (aka v dot) are neglidgable at best. if you cut a wrist vein, your fucked either way, but if your serious about killing yourself,and want to make sure that nobody can interfere with your plans, then DOWN THE ROAD is the way to go.

I know this because I'm so fucking emo. --hardvice 04:14, 12 Dec 2004 (PST)

I think that picture makes this one of the most disturbing pages on the whole wiki. -- Taral 10:25, 15 Dec 2004 (PST)

this page is stupid people have no idea what these kids are going through. they are in alot of pain and makin fun of it isnt going to help either. they are so depressed that they are trying to get rid of the pain. i know because i used to do this too its not funny at all (boo hoo. MOAR attention, ya hear!). XXmUrdErdoLlsXx

• Aw. --Badlydrawnjeff 19:56, 16 Jun 2005 (UTC)
• haha you cut the wrong way and survived. YOU EVEN FAIL AT DYING. --kh/ what 23:59, 16 Jun 2005 (UTC)
• XXmUrdErdoLlsXx, Why did you stop cutting? --Scarletto the sock puppet talk to Scarletto 00:22, 17 Jun 2005 (UTC)
• I totally agree with you. Everyone here is very insensitive. *hug*. --Lucky Pierre QD 03:52, 17 Jun 2005 (UTC)
• this This page is stupid. people People have no idea what these kids are going through. they They are in alot a lot of pain, and making fun of it isn't going to help, either. theyThey are so depressed that they are trying to get rid of the pain. iI know because iI used to do this, too. its It's not funny at all. D- Please see me after class.--hardvice (talk) 19:31, 17 Jun 2005 (UTC)
• My sister used to cut her self. I have a friend who used to cut and a family history of cutters. All of them were idiots and eventually grew out of it, so I don't see why their stupidity should not be made fun of.--Eshmasesh 14:52, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Cut moar!

I would like to point out the fact that each of the whiney kids are the ones with the names such as "murderdolls". If you are going to think thoughts like this, you are a rich, selfish slob. You are unable to see others in the world or strive to improve your life. You think you have nothing to live for, but really it is only your mind that is incapable of realizing everything that is around you that everybody else has. If I have these things, so do you. Shut up and stop whining you emo fags, if you're going to bleed yourself to death, please, do it now.

• What the fuck are you talking about?--WKD 20:22, 26 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  • What're you talking about? --_bass!tard Eat 21:58, 26 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • Whatchoo talkin 'bout mustard?-Ket ^Refill/lol 10:49, 9 August 2006 (UTC)

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Don't you think your all being a little sterotypical? Some people who cut genuinely have problems, either mentally or in their life. Some people have extremely bad problems in their lives and they feel the only way to get relief is to cut themselves, wear black, and post videos of themselves on youtube, because they are feeling pain on the inside and equalling this pain with pain on the outside can help them feel better. Also some peoples problems are so bad they think that it is all their fault and they take it out on themselves because they think they are the ones to blame. But there are also some people who do, do it for attention and they show people the scars and even do it infront of people. This is not normal most real cutters do it and never talk about it and hide it from others. So i think some people who did these comments should reconsider what they have said.—The preceding comment was added by Xblackxmyxeyesx, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

• Blah blah blah blah self indulgent shit blah blah blah. No one cares. This place is for great lulz, not your e-psychiatrist opinions. Also, sign your shit. E-Liz 19:09, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
• Where in hell did you get your e-psyc degree? Emo-central? And YOU'RE the one being stereotypical, Mme.Cutter.--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 19:17, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
  • To point out howwonk wonk wonk your argument is, I quote the guy at the top the talk page

“	this page is stupid people have no idea what these kids are going through. they are in alot of pain and makin fun of it isnt going to help either. they are so depressed that they are trying to get rid of the pain. i know because i used to do this too its not funny at all.	„
—XXmUrdErdoLlsXx, Here, 2 years ago

--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 19:22, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

• Blah blah blah blah self indulgent shit blah blah blah. No one cares. This place is for great lulz, not your e-psychiatrist opinions. Also, sign your shit. E-Liz 19:09, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
• Don't you think you are being a little retarded? According to top e-psychiatrists, there are two reasons why people cut. Either a) they are an attention whore, or b) They are feeling depressed, and cutting releases endorphins which cause one to feel better about oneself. In the first scenario, they deserve to be made fun of. In the second scenario, e-psychiatrists have determined that it is just as effective to get off your lazy ass and perform some mild to strenous aerobic exercise. So, lulz. --Blu Aardvark 19:19, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

• • There are so many reasons for doing it, it's not worth the discussion. Let's have lulz instead! lulz for everyone! Yay! E-Liz 19:21, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
    • YAY LULZ!

[edit] WE NEED MOAR CUTTING PICS

• the pictures on this page need to be cleaned up, i want an orgy of pure blood raping my eyes when i click on this page. there are only one or two good ones, so to clarify we need MOAR CUTTING PICS!