Talk:D. C. Simpson

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I have some additional info on this twit, as I knew him RL for a short while. However, I suck at wiki, so I'll just drop things into an unnumbered list here and if anyone thinks it belongs in the article, go ahead and add it.

• The "D.C.", in case you didn't know, stands for David Craig. He wishes it stood for Dana Claire (as seen in his LOL IMMA GURL LJ post)
• He lives with his boyfriend ("domestic partner" lol) in Auburn, WA, in a 3br apartment paid for entirely by said BF.
  • Hilariously (or sadly), they actually live in separate rooms, sleep in separate beds, and use separate bathrooms. Wtf?
• He has no discernible employment aside from his 'comics'
• He likes to roleplay on the internet as 8 year old furry girls. This includes RP as his 'Millie' character, and RP as other, unrelated fur-lolis.
  • Previously RP'd these characters on the furry 'mucks', now plays them on Second Life. Username and hangouts currently unknown.
  • Yes, he used them to have virtual sex and indulge his weird-ass fetishes.
• His aforementioned BF goes by the online nicknames 'Orv' or 'Orville', and is also named David.
• Simpson first moved in with said BF in Michigan several years ago. After less than a year, he dragged the both of them back to the Seattle area. They both claim it was because Michigan "isn't gay-friendly", but it's really because Simpson couldn't stand to be so far away from his mother.
  • Said mother lives about an hour away on one of the islands in Puget Sound. Simpson frequently goes running off there to cry in his mommy's arms when things don't go right. He spent almost two weeks there after the fantastic LJ trolling incident.
• The both of them are incredibly anti-social introverts (surprise, surprise) who hate to leave the safety of their apartment lest the evil outside world attack them with its anti-gay sentiments (like there's a whole lot of that in Seattle).

I also have an HTML copy of the first page and a half from his butthurt soul-raeped LJ entry post-trolling, but nowhere to host it. Sadly, I don't have a copy of the 'comic' he posted with it where all his characters give a whiny PSA about how people are horrible. I also used to have a photo of the two of them so the world can see just how ridiculous he looks, but I'd have to dig that up since my webhost went down. Oh, and I probably have some AIM logs from him post-trolling, back before he realized I was one of the primary offenders.

Anyway if there's any additional lol-material I can provide, just make a note here. I'll check back later. JavierF 14:05, 16 July 2007 (CDT)

I managed to find the butthurt comic he posted in his LJ! Monstroso 11:55, 17 July 2007 (CDT)

Recently the Simpson household grew to three as failed liberal furry webcomic artist Thomas K. Dye (aka KevinJDog) moved in after failing to find employment sucking cocks in the SF bay area. --Squnq 20:26, 17 July 2007 (CDT)

This is amazing and hilarious news. Simpson will either be forced to give up his "studio" (their third bedroom) or, heaven forbid, actually live in the same room as his supposed boyfriend. By the by, is there an article here on Thomas "The K is for shitty art" Dye yet? JavierF 00:57, 18 July 2007 (CDT)

Somebody needs to find his Second Life username. --Miltonmonkey 19:15, 15 April 2008 (CDT)