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Mishima links: DONE. Quote attacking Japanese culture: DONE. HABITS OF POISONING CHILDREN: DONE.

Pictures:

Didaskalos presenting Viking image for Beowulf: GENTLE, YET, MANLY. BOYS CAN NOT RESIST IT. Looking like idol of Odin, one-eyed squint & twisted face.

Togatus: STERN ROMAN; THE FACE OF VIRTUE. Imitate some stiff-ass Roman pose.

Weeaboo: Standing behind cardboard stand-up figures promoting the American release of the Loveless manga series, turned around to show the mauve background, licking the ear of one of the boys provocatively. Caption: HIS POWER IS HALVED BECAUSE HE HAS NO SACRIFICE. WILL YOU SPELL-BATTLE WITH HIM?

Car keys: If it weren't for boys, I'd quit school.

Scans: Didaskalos as Hair-dryer Didaskalos as toy. (DS)

faggotry

i want to destroy this didaskalos person, and his wikifaggotry. i shall work on it when i get home. BURK

Thanks for the puerile aggression! Didaskalos 21:58, 28 November 2007 (CST)

Clean-up on Aisle ???

This page is in great need for some clean-up. I only read a 1/3 and I am not even sure I want to read moar, because it is very uhh 'scattered' and I dont think anyone would want to wade through it without the itch to say fuckit and just hit ' Random Page'. It sounds pretty funny, if only it were better organized. Wiseblood 13:02, 28 November 2007 (CST)

Can you be more specific? For instance, would you like to see more of the back & forth emails between Did & Sacramento cop?  As opposed to having the quotes in separate sections...  Please check out the powerpoint presentation, which is supposed to have some meaningful structure.  Thanks for the tip.

Didaskalos 21:56, 28 November 2007 (CST)

Rubbish

I have no idea what actually happened here, no doubt because it's all rather tawdry. Can someone a little better schooled in pedophilia explain just what on earth this article is about, please? In b4 lurk moar etc etc etc... Avatar 05:23, 29 November 2007 (CST)

I agree with this post. The entire thing is pretty much unreadable. Please to be explaining this, thx. Mister Richard Smoker 15:39, 15 July 2008 (CDT)

WHY THEY BREAK MY FUNNEEEE LINX?

Didaskalos 17:39, 30 November 2007 (CST)

Can we rid ED of Didaskalos?

Seems only to be posting content about himself here, and on other pages. Nobody cares about your mundane life. —The preceding comment was added by ZZZushi, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

No. h64 19:21, 11 May 2008 (CDT)

WTF

This page makes ODB very confused. Ima lie down know. Kthxbye. --AltBeschmutzenBtard Was wollen sie? ? 15:25, 15 June 2008 (CDT)

Um, ODB, I've been working on four pages recently: Goddess of the Internet, Shota-Ku, Dylan Thomas, and Boychat. Which one do you mean?Didaskalos 09:46, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

Applying Templates/Cleaning This Shit Up

I am thoroughly convinced Didaskalos is just using this as a brag page for his non-existent e-peen. I am applying a cleanup template and am working this pile of shit so that it bears some lulz. This would probably mean taking all that TL;DR stuff and at least archiving it on another page. I agree with ODB whole-heartedly, this shit page should have been deleted months ago. -- Stimmung 03:40, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

OK, I am just beginning to clean this shitstorm up. I should get the rest catalogued soon. In the meantime, I need lulzy infos on Didaskalos at Lulzcon. And as for you Didaskalos don't fuck with this page. -- Stimmung 05:47, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Ahhh, Lubbock!

Yeah, did a show there a year or two ago. Fat, heavy-set middle-aged woman sat in the back row, and I could STILL lip-read her consonants: "Y N H Z A P D F!!!" Another guy came up to me with a wink, and said with studied innocence and meaningful verbal italics, "Yeah, I didn't see anything about you on the net..."

http://media.www.dailytoreador.com/media/storage/paper870/news/2008/03/12/LaVida/Toga-Masters.Classics.Department.Presents.A.Latin.Legato-3264022.shtml

I had savory FRITO PIE at the local BBQ place...ummmmmm!

Good times, Stimmung, good times...

Didaskalos 04:06, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

OMG NO! HE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE!

Didaskalos:

If you are so concerned about the orderliness of your article, then maybe you should learn how NOT to fucking edit like a crazy person. This means 'carefully knowing where to put stuff', not just putting it wherever the fuck you like.

I also didn't appreciate you dropping powerwords like my IRL location, that is a big no-no on ED.

I will help you edit your article, but it seems you definitely like to make your presence known here, so i'll reiterate again, don't fuck with this page.

Stimmung 06:10, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

Stimming's Page

I can kinda see a Stimmung page coming together. Here are the pages that might link to it:

(M)anorexia
Homosexual
Twink
Bear
Professional Wrestling
Bodybuilder
Bug-chaser (AoTN)

Unfortunately, I tried this and Zeiger blanked it. So until there is a good "red-link demand" out there, (i.e., pages that link to Stimmung, which are currently red, because the Stimmung page doesn't exist,) I can't make a case for a Stimmung page. As always on ED, it all depends on what other people want to do.

It's easy to search Stimmung and verify that the page I made is GONE, but some links to it still exist.

Earth to Stimmung

1) Nobody knows where you are, beyond what you post on your tmblr.

2) It's unfair to tax me with the authorship of the ed:Didaskalos article, as it was unauthorized spew to begin with, and the pot has been stirred by numerous witless ED denizens since. I wasn't kidding when I called ED an "atypical comedian arcade." If you want to see what *I* write, look at the rapidshare powerpoint presentation, which actually does have a logical and rhetorical through-line. My first degree was in Pure Mathematics, and I am strongly drawn to ordered structures like abstract algebra and Pindaric poetry. But the "Didaskalos" project was a deliberate attempt to speak in the common, messy, changing language of contemporary computers.

3) "Didaskalos" is an on-line persona, available to meet anyone's needs. Some might need "him" to be a pro-pedophilia hero; some might need "him" to be a external punching bag for their anti-gay self-hatred. Didaskalos is a papier-mache pinata, designed to be swung at by blind-folded partiers. I am sure that my friend in Sacramento felt like he had really connected when he "outed me." Feel free to do a whole-sale organization of the material, if you are so inspired. But bear in mind that this is a wiki, and everyone else is equally free to so. Neither one of us is in a position to lock in changes.

4) I believe that ODB was addressing his comment to my "goddess of the internet" page, which was a very abstract mathematical treatment of computer mythology, drawing on limit theory and singularities in complex analysis. The quibble over "whom," on the other hand, was especially designed to be understood by eighth graders in second-year Latin. It's part of my business to glamorize boring old "Latin Grammar" as a forbidden, exciting, powerful branch of knowledge. The Hogwarts boys will get it; the Smeltings boys won't.

5) The acronym EVKWIA = EVEN VIKINGS know "whom" is accusative. EVEN VIKINGS is an anagram for the Sacramento cop's name. The point is that grammatical knowledge trumps a cop's ignorance and brutality. Form two lines: smart boys on my right hand, dumb thugs on my left.

6) I am reasonably well-known and appreciated in the classical world, and don't care to be know and harassed outside of it. Most people who achieve "superstardom" have to hide from the public, or complain about violations of privacy.

7) Your interest in me will subside once you get your own fabulous gig going, once you get out there yourself, and get some success and attention and applause. Your piece on the local gay bar and its denizens was very insightful and observant. But again, the question of order comes up. How does one take all that chaotic energy and make something ordered out of it, something with enough structure to hold together?

Cheers! Didaskalos 22:28, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

Body Dysmorphic Disorder Much?

This could be a separate Stimmung page, if anybody else thinks it's lulzworthy.

When your outside doesn't match your inside. (These two images should be side-by-side for more lulz...)

Caption: Mild-mannered musical scientist suffers freak accident; crashing in recording studio isolation booth overnight with radioactive nuclear-powered amplifier from the 1950's, he becomes . . . TEH INCREDIBLE STIMMUNG!!!

Caption: It puts the muscles on itself . . .Oh yes it does.

Stimmung is a Roid Queen wanna-be Hulk Freak. And he's sensitive about it.

“	To The Girl Who Remarked to Her Friend That I Have "Too Much Muscle" After My Recital-- You’re a real bitch. And that stupid looking dress made you look like a Thai whore.	„

Tags: insults announcements and statements mejoe is mad bodybuilding muscle hipster bullshit"
Stimmung's fantasy is to get elected governor of Texas, so that people call him "The Texas Schwarzenegger."
According to his blog, his aunt called him "overgrown and a sick faggot."
The sad truth? IRL, he's an extremely sensitive and poetic music student. The boy sings tenor, which is an Italian term meaning: "My balls never dropped, so I will be singing like a child for the rest of my life." He's such a pussy that writing this article makes me feel like I've been sucking on a used tampon.

Yew've puzzled me, Stimmung

His hero is Greg Pritchard, the fay lavender Welsh boy with the opera queen in his throat.

LOL@He-Man: Stimmung has to pay for two seats on the airline!

Southwest Airlines Just Asked Me to Buy a New Seat on Account of my "Chest, Shoulders and Arms" Being Too Big For the Seat.

“	Big muscle FTW	„

Just sayin’, y’all. Tags: muscle mejoe PANIC PANIC PANIC travel faggotry

From Stimmung's "shit tmblr"
I came home to South Texas on May 6th, after a practically comical morning on the airplane. The flight from Lubbock to Dallas was quite full and the ladies at the gate were initially wary of my arm size (they were emphatic it was not about my weight) and the general feeling of discomfort (what one of them termed the “touchy feely”) that someone sitting next to me might encounter. I have never had this problem before, as flying is a relatively new experience to me, and I have never had to ever worry about such a thing. But I now understand the relative trouble a person of size might have to experience, probably far worse than I ever had it. But then again, I saw average people have trouble fitting into airline seats, as well as those other people not asked to buy a second seat as I was asked. This was one of those little contingencies that happen. My friends have not stopped making fun of me for it.
Didaskalos dectects a redeeming note of humor here. Apparently he understands that being turned into a living comic-book character by a lack of secure male self-image is FUNNY.
LOL "Person of size." At what point does too much muscle become as disgusting as too much fat?

Stimmung: The musical

All great culture-figures begin by ripping other artists off shamelessly, and Stimmung is off to a good start. In addition to hiding behind 100 pounds of fatty bacon which he has had surgically injected under his over-stretched skin, he apparently thinks it cool to hid behind the name of an eponymous Stockhausen composition, which you can hear here, thanks to the BBC. You'll want those 74 minutes back, but at least you'll know afterwards what those Icelandic Elves Sigur Rós were ripping off. The connection to the self-stimulating practices of autistic children (also known as "stimmung") is also painfully obvious. This article attempts to explain the magic, if any, in the piece.
This Amazon reviewer nailed the defining characteristics of this piece of Air Pudding:

“	There are many people that think that washing synths, twiddly melodies, and overdubbed whales makes for 'New Age'...but "Stimmung" really sounds like some mysterious, just-beyond-comprehension ceremony from some time not yet reached.	„

With Stimmung developing his mad cut & paste skills at ED, we can look forward to a lifetime of composing from him, all of which sounds exactly like "washing synths, twiddly melodies, and overdubbed whales."

"Music Lessons" with that special teacher. Do I hear the faint, tinkling laughter of Benjamin Britten?

Puberphonia: Read this account of Stimmung's musical life. Which image do you see in your head when you read, the manorexic boy with the skinny jeans and tentative face, or the muscle-queen?

And to that, there is **** ********. At 31 he is the most adept and amiable tenor I know. After a day spent frantically looking for a voice teacher within appropriate academic limits, I had agreed to pay him 60 dollars to help me refine my voice, originally starting out with singing Jobim and Takemitsu. This man, of course, has little time to be wrapped up in the trivialities of who’s-better-at-what; his world is simultaneously grand, obscure and tangible, he sings for the Austin-based group Conspirare, headed by his former voice teacher when he was UT-Austin, and when I was still in high school. We became fast friends, and very quickly I emptied out my conscience to him in that embarrassing way I usually do – and he was more than understanding. At my age, he said, it was perfectly normal to not know what one wished to do with his life; it is true, I don’t know what to do with myself. He analyzed my voice and said, ‘there is something hidden beyond your upper voice, something rich and bel canto‘. It was true. Somewhere, deep down in my throat, was a voice I had suppressed and abused for years. My own self-deprecation and negative self-opinion had prevented me from developing it into something more realizable.

“	I was depressed for a week after that, and did not take any physical activity or recreation, nor food, nor any sort of nourishment. I cried for hours wondering why I had done such a thing to myself	„

– why, after all this time and all this trouble, I had not found the contentedness within my own physical appointments to harbor success. And then **** said, ‘Do not worry. This takes time to develop and you are still in a developmental, unrealized, and very early phase. You have a beautiful voice with definite possibilities, and all you have to do is give yourself a chance.’After this I felt much better. I was concerned my own circumstantial affairs were interfering with my musical development. **** said, ‘Get it taken care of.’ And that was all I needed, off I went.

Evidently, somewhere inside that huge body is a tiny little Baroque Castrato struggling to come out!
Stimming's one ED success so far is a much needed e-beat-down of Didaskalos' insipid and blatantly self-promoting page. Unfortunately, beating up pedophiles makes you LOSE masculinity points, not GAIN them.
Sorry this page isn't any longer, but that's because Stimmung hasn't done anything artistically interesting with his life yet. As a musician, he is probably better seen than heard. Early reviews of his compositions describe them as "Yellow, tender, cakey, and cream-filled."

Ugh

First of all, new messages go AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RECIPIENT'S TALK PAGE. Apart from that, as with your Birther attempt, you can obviously write (after a fashion) but your formatting sucks balls and altho I bailed you out on that one, I only do windows once. Read ED 101 and figure it out for yourself and work on it User:Didaskalos/Stimmung-- - wut? 16:11, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Notes towards a Dewees page.

Kevin Pett's whining is amusing, because his "I just couldn't stop" line parallels the fact that Dewees got run over by the PEDOPHILE NARRATIVE BUS.

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