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Humble Beginnings

Haha! But could you provide a link to the actual posts this person has made? Or even screencaps, perhaps?--Riboflavin 18:07, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

I'm adding some quotes. :p

Haha, I'm waiting for her to show off internets detective skillz or something. Do something more funny, dammit! J3ph 42 17:46, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Shhh, some lol-cows give their milk readily, but with others you must coax it out gently.--Riboflavin 17:47, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

Amjdmg, when you revert the article because she blanked it, would you mind reverting it to the most current? I had fixed quite a few awkward sentences and added some lulz and you wiped the changes. --Foodlebunny 18:05, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

  • i know - my mistake. I had copied the lot, but forgot to notice the changes you'd made... Sorry. (still learning, it seems)

Layout

I know I'm being wierd, but I hope no-one minds if I fix the layout - do decent headers and stuff. It's just, being a Wikipedia-an I get confused by this layout. Lukasa 18:31, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Blu Aardvark- Holy shit that was a fast revert!J3ph 42 20:01, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
  • It's become a matter of getting people to watch the article with the refresh button being repeatedly clicked, and then just

reverting back. Lukasa 20:20, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

FOR THE HORDE! Tunoddenrub 20:28, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

Wikiedit Drama

Ooooo. She makes threats when she is honored by being listed in ED. I sense a milking coming on. --Foodlebunny 15:47, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

Oh, I'm scared. Piss OFF you fucking moron. THESE THINGS ARE LIES. AND YOU KNOW IT. Fuck off.

  • What did Emma's clit taste like? Is she a strawberry douche gal or she is more au de flounder? --Foodlebunny 16:52, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

Haha, dude. Get a life.

  • If you are part demon, how come you can't make the article disappear? --Foodlebunny 17:30, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Or better yet, curse us into e-oblivion? --Riboflavin 17:32, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
      • Holy Shit! My monitor briefly turned into a wombat but now it's OK. Oooooo. She has Powers... --Foodlebunny 17:49, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

I do make it disappear for about 2 minutes until you gits put it back. Why the fuck are you doing this? You're telling lies.

  • I did it for the lulz.--Foodlebunny
  • See the beauty of a wiki is that nothing ever really disappears. So unless you got some magic handy, this will never, ever be gone. Cheers!
  • The other day I was talking to Emma at the park and BAM! Some random 16-year-old girl came up to us and erased my memory! I was really looking forward to having something to reminisce about for the rest of my life but now I can't remember it! I think there was Dwarlinggirlxcore.
  • The power of satire and parody gives us very wide berth in the states. SO unless I choose to emigrate to the UK, where libel laws are much stricter, you can't touch me.--Riboflavin 17:46, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

Well that's kinda funny because I sent the link to 4 people asking them if it disappeared and they read me the message that I put up in response to you people.

So you lie.

  • Nope, they just probably got a different version. Check again.--Riboflavin 17:50, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Timing is important during a wikiedit war. In another 5 minutes, the page could have nothing but image macros that link to LastMeasure, who knows? J3ph 42 18:01, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Personally, I never lie. I was talking to Emma at the Pedapoolza Tour and she said she fucks wackjob stalkers every chance she gets, so I'm sure you're not lying, either. She latched onto my ankle and begged me to buy up for her, so I had to beat her unconscious with a Martian and leave. Don't you hate it when that happens? --Foodlebunny 18:03, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
    • I actually had to sic my Spambot on her, since if I were to tap it, I'd be a pedo. That girl just does not know how to take no for an answer--Riboflavin 18:05, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

Dwarlinggirlxcore, I've been thinking about it and I feel your pain. Amjdmg started all this. Maybe you should go to that mean person's page say something about it. He can't erase his entry any more than you can erase yours. I think you should. --Foodlebunny 18:38, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Yes, i do deserve it.:-( I'm sorry for having hurt your feelings and I do believe you! I know 'cause Emma's great-aunt's sun's butcher told me you fucked her!
ALL YOUR BASE! Warning!:
Contents may contain Emo. Any attempts at help may be construed as an attack.

You have been warned, Ms.Foodlebunny--Riboflavin 18:47, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

      • I am very bad and I should not encourage teh drama. Emma is right here and I will ask her to punish me. --Foodlebunny 19:05, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

How long are you freaks gonna keep this up??

  • Until the true identity of Goatse is revealed--Riboflavin 19:14, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

FEILD TRIP!

This shit about having sex with Emma sounds like bad sexfic over at The Pit. Any chance this trumped up emocunt has a history at Fanfiction.net? ۩ 19:18, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

So, what you're just gonna have you and your henchmen sit here 24/7 to make sure that I don't delete it, and put it back when I do? Isn't that alot of trouble to go through? You're well mental.

  • I've always wanted to be well mental J3ph 42 19:21, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I like the way she uses the keen insight one would expect from a member of an elite secret service task force assigned to seduce Emma Watson. --Foodlebunny 19:25, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Hey crazy girl. I want Emma's number so I can call her up and breath heavily at her. Can you hook a brother up? ۩ 19:27, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
      • My experience is the best way to attract Emma is to get stone fucking drunk, then show up at a Harry Potter movie and expose yourself to as many youngsters as possible before their parents take you down. One of them's bound to be Emma. --Foodlebunny 19:31, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
        • Right. Which beverages should I pick for the evening/ Something classy like pinot grigio or just some everclear to get as fucked up as quick as I can. This is a serious dilemma. hahahah i said emma ۩ 19:41, 11 April 2006 (UTC) 
I WILL NOT give up doing this, so you might as well stop it, becasue I can sit here for 24 hours a day until your get old and DIE,
before I will stop removing this. GROW THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MINGERS. -Dwarlinggirlxcore..xXx..

If you do that, dear, you'll be the first one to die. We are many. You are one.--Riboflavin 19:20, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

MICHEL. IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS....You just gave yourself away.

  • OH NOES NOT Michael Jackson I knew that crazy bastard was mixed up in this! ۩ 19:28, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

Hahahahhaa, this is too funny. You think you're bugging me? You were but I'm laughing now. I don't have to get wound up. IT'S ALL LIES. I do know Emma Watson, but that has nothing to do with the slander you are saying here. HOW COULD CORY BE A PARTY TO THIS?

  • Michel? Cory? I know you're trying to have our dignity and all, but I'm azn. If my parents named me Michel or Cory, i'd be in my emo corner right now. Sheesh, talk about paranoid.--Riboflavin 19:40, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Oh noes! Not Cory too! It's a conspiracy! J3ph 42 19:43, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Who are you people? Why are you saying these things about me? --Emma 19:40, 11 April 2006
    • Hi, my name is Crazy Bitch and I'm batshit. I think you've both met. ۩ 19:46, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Don't you recognize us, Emma? We thought we sucked gang banged you so hard and long that you'd never forget... We gotta go cut now-'Cory and Michel
      • That's a damn lie! It's me! I'm the guy! Cormichaly

Please...Please just stop it.

  • The only way to survive is to laugh. See the funny in telling the world you were a teenage-secret-service-agent-lesbian who sucked on Miss Watson when she wasn't looking. We do. --Foodlebunny 19:59, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Come on, we have to know. Peach, or strawberry douche, or does she just let it go natural? ۩ 20:24, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

Please take this page down.

I joined up just to laugh at this. HA. HAHAHA. HA-HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! Okay I'm done. Tunoddenrub 20:17, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

OH SNAP!

You deleted my hardcore subject line. Okay okay, new topic.

Does she like having her ass licked? Surely you must have tried that too. ۩ 20:18, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

Nothing in this webpage is any of your fucking business.

  • Awwwww, and here I thought I was Mediacrat... Maybe I'll just go away. But still. Does she like the rimming? Cause with how skinny she is I'm sure you just had those legs wrapped around your head. ۩ 20:33, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

OMFG!111 Drama on the internets! What is an emo faggot vandal to do???///// Blu Aardvark 20:36, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Clearly sit here all day with us and have an INTERNET FIGHT with us. ۩ 20:49, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

I love you Jessica!

  • Wait wait wait. Jessica? This bears investigation. Was there a threeway you never talked about? ۩ 20:38, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

Stop it all of you. This is none of your buisiness!!

OH SNAP!

Who the fuck are you????dumn shit

  • My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Tunoddenrub 20:52, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Bitch, MY name is Iyego Montoya. She killed MY father. Prepare to die.--Battle Llamma 02:25, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
    • STOP SAYING THAT
      • Offer me money, bitch!

OMFG

Hey im new here but know dwarling very well. do you have any idea what you are messing with and if you have things aggainst demons then you have something aggainst me. im a mage and yes granted i've only just started i could still kick all your asses. she knows emma ok i can vouch for that and no matter what you belive she is more powerful than you could ever imagine. and to top it all off she is the best person i know and that is saying alot because i rate her above my mates that have been with me for ages. she has a unique quality that can not be explained and can only be slated by those who are jealous. ie you lot so just accept the fact that she is great and let bigons be bigons

kind regards jacktallica

  • cool. So let's see this powers. *cough*
  • Wow. I knew this guy kinda like you once! He was always telling us how he was in a wheelchair with cerebral palsy but he could benchpress 500 pounds and kick Stone Cold's ass! Amazing! Tunoddenrub 20:58, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
    • DR. AWESOME. I KNEW YOU WERE HERE. ۩ 20:59, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I'm certain I could beat her in an internets fight using nothing but my +12 bronze e-penis, unfunny sock puppet. Not that I could be bothered to do so - I'd much rather sit back and watch the wikilulz unfold.--Blu Aardvark 20:59, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
  • If you have magic powers, make my bald spot go away, and I'll stop. And learn how to spell.--Riboflavin 21:01, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Magic wand, MAKE MY MONSTER GROW!
    • After ten thousand years I'm FREE! It's time to conquer EARTH! rita
  • What, are you a level 4 mage who just found the Wand Of Oh Noes I'm A Twat and suddenly thinks he's great? Seriously. Stop.
  • LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! --kh/ what 23:03, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

OMG H4X!!!

	Her basic story was how she was hacked at the EW.net forum and someone told everyone 
       that she was Emma's lover and it was a huge life, and now everyone just beleives that 
       because THEY DON'T FEEL LIKE FINDING OUT THE GODDAMNED TRUTH.

Now see, if it indeed was the h4xxors, you should have brought it up in the talk page instead of being milked like a lol-cow. Too late now, Ms.Brit.--Riboflavin 21:07, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

alright whoever is doing this just freaking stop it u know the only reason u do this is because u have nothing better to do this is a really gay forum whyd u make up this s*** anyway why dont u just do us all a favor and get this crap outta here because this is the most pathetic excuse of a forum that ive ever seen making up false crap just to frame someone!!!

  • OH CRAP LOOK OUT SHE'S GOING SUPER SAIYAN Tunoddenrub 21:12, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Ah, good, someone who is so intelligent they can tell the difference between a wiki and a forum. Please come back when you have gotten through primary school. Lukasa 21:10, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Hate to break it to you, but "wiki" and "forum" are not mutually exclusive. Early wikis were often referred to as wiki forums, because they were intended for discussion. A little tidbit that isn't particularly funny, but may be interesting regardless. --Blu Aardvark 21:13, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I stand mildly corrected. I personally still see a huge distinction between a wiki and a forum, but it could just be me. Lukasa 21:18, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

lol

ok prove she is lying

  • Prove she isn't thoroughly ridiculous. Tunoddenrub 21:12, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Prove we aren't having more than the requisate amount of lulz. ۩ 21:13, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

prove shes lying

  • Prove she isn't. And sign your comments. Lukasa 21:18, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

banned

  • Oh no! She was banned! :( --Amjdmg 21:17, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

come now...prove she is lying you fucked up shit scumz!!!

ok its like god. the argument has gone on for centuries as to his existance. so do yourselves a favor. if you belive her great fine if you don't thats cool too. you are entitled to your own opinion. but don't fucking argue about it because at the end of the day there is no way of telling because its all down to belief so my advice is to just let sleeping dogs lie and enjoy your life in harmony while you still can. ps i believe her but you don't have to. just don't try and prove that everyone else is a fool for believing her

  • Well, then what are you doing here? And besides, everyone believing her IS nuts.--Amjdmg 21:21, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Everyone believing her IS her. That speaks for itself. --Blu Aardvark 21:23, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Has it occured to you, oh high and noble mage, that we don't care if she is lying or telling the truth? That we are more interested in the fact that this particular fucktard helped supply Encyclopediadramatica with a decent portion of lulz and drama, regardless of whether she was "right" or wrong? --Blu Aardvark 21:23, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

==THE STORY== courtesy of abfab who doesn't care anymore.. At least you know the quote is coming from somewhere now

"Well, she had her Vodka mixture that I made her then she sat it down and I was sitting on a chair at that point, and she came over and sat on me like straddled me, haha and started kissing me. God, anyways I kissed her back and we made out for about one minute straight then I couldn't take it anymore and picked her up and walked over to the bed and layed her down. I layed her down and basically kissed/licked every inch of her.

God her hair smells like heavan, and I kissed her neck, sucked on it just a bit, and moved down to her breasts and started licking sucking like I hadn't seen them in years. Haha, with my one hand massaging her one breast, I used my other to slip down her pants. -_^ Mmm, when I did that she let out a soft sigh/moanish thing that I love when she does, and I slipped a finger inside her. Just one, just to tease her. She sorta opened her legs, wrapped them around me, and pulled me down as close as I could possibly get and I just had to kiss her lips again. Haha I love sucking on her bottom lip. Anyways, I couldn't wait any longer, and I pulled her pants off.

Haha, by this time she was sortof really getting hot, and I went down by her, and stuck my tongue out, and flicked it just ONCE over her clit, really hard. Then, I started tongue fucking her, as deep as I could possibly get, causing her to gasp, and start moaning a bit more. Then I took my middle and first fingers and fucked her with the, while running my tongue all along the sides of her, purposely avoiding the clit. Yes yes I'm mean like that

Anyways, then I kept that up for a while, going deeper with my fingers, and finally when she acted like she was on the verge of hysterics, I litterally glued my mouth to her clit and sucked and sucked, and she totally went into orgasm, and she kinda yelled 'oh my GOD'. It was so cute. Well, after she calmed herself down a bit, she asked me to fuck her with my strapon. So, I got it out..Haha she wanted to suck on it to get it wet, then I pushed it inside her. She was so bothered by then, that I just started fucking her right off. I started slowly so she could get the rythym down. (She likes to buck her waist to whatever rythym you start with until she can't anymore)

I began to thrust harder and faster, and she started gasping for her breath, then she did something that I haven't had her do in a very long time, She suddenly flipped me over and got on top. She pushed me down when I tried to situate myself, and just started riding as fast as she could. I swear it was the sexiest thing. When I could tell that she was getting close, I got behind her and fucked her as hard as I could, and she came again like twice. It was amazing. "

  • See, I knew she had her legs wrapped around your head. ۩ 21:24, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
    • "Yes yes Im mean like that" - we heard it here first folks! - abfab

oh so its like that is it. punishment of the guilty and even more punishment of the innocent. well fuck you. you are a pointless being and fuck only knows what my dad was thinking when he created you. oh yeah how fucking incosiderate of me. i forgot to tell you must have been thrown by the abnormally large amount of shit that you are typing. im jesus yeah fucking laugh at that like everyone in my local has done before me. i know everything and that is why i belive dwarling. go on fucking take the piss out of me. see if a give a flying fishes exrement about it. fucking assholes

  • So what? I'm Batman. Tunoddenrub 21:32, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Dwarling. Just please go away. And stay away from the truely 'innocent' people. Like Tim.

Why do this?

You know i dont care if she is a liar or not, she is still a good person to talk and a friend, and i think you all may be cool to if i had the chance to know you all better, but we have our diferences as you all can see, some people believe in her some dont, but why do this, you want to show to the ones that believe in her the really truth, hey i think if they believe that she is a demon or wathever nothing can change that, so why talk about her like that and make such a scene, well this is a question for one of you guys to answer...

P.S: no i don't beleibe she is a demon, BUT i like her as my friend, that's why no matter what she is, she will still reamain my friend...

peace

  • Awwww, it's all hugs and puppies and rainbows coming out of her cunt isn't it? that's so sweet. Hey, while you're here, she won't answer us. Does Emma like rimming or not? Y/n/maybe/penis? ۩ 03:26, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
    • "Sisters are doing it for themselves"--Riboflavin 03:31, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

Why would I answer something like that? -DGXC..xXx..

  • Because you keep answering everything else. ۩ 05:43, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
    • " hey i think if they believe that she is a demon or wathever nothing can change that, so why talk about her like that and make such a scene, well this is a question for one of you guys to answer..." - Because as long as she is spreading lies, she needs a reminder of what the reasonable person would do. There is no way in hell someone believes EVERYTHING she's said. Its more a case of her friends just "Accepting" some parts, and ignoring others. How would that feel to feel about a friend like that? D? Its a pretty messed up relationship, thats what. They say one of the most important factors in a friendship is trust, how can they trust you if you change your name every couple of months, simply to keep them thinking "Oh she must trust me if she's gonna give me her 'real' name."

Wanna prove you real name? Photocopy your passport. That would clear it up, but somehow I dont expect to see that happen. - Abfab--Abfab 07:12, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

"Afab, Tim didn't know that you did this. I don't think that he would have wanted you to do it this way. For god's sake think about the fact that if this would get out....The media went wild over Emma's drinking pictures, think exactly what would happen if this shit got out! It's most definintely bigger than that. PLEASE LEAVE IT ALONE. Please." Huray! We're gonna get media attention! *cough* Poor Tim... Being used against us by a bitch...--Amjdmg 12:03, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

'Because you answer everything else.'

What the hell are you on about? That was the first time that I'd posted in here in almost the last half of the page. I actually do have real friends who are the ones sticking up for me. I sign my posts. -Dwarlinggirlxcore..xXx..

  • I am really worried about what will happen when the media finds out Emma is a drunken nymphomaniac slut who forces her security team to orally pleasure her. Say! How did you wind up being picked for that elite task force? --Foodlebunny 13:42, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Shhh! You'll expose the whole Super Secret Actors Protection Guild to the whole world.... Oh wait...--Riboflavin 13:46, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
      • Ha! I'm not afraid of them. What could they possibl-----ARGH! Ninja commandos are trying to kick in my front door! They have Steven Seagull with them. He looks pissed. Help! Help!
        • How the hell did you know he was part of Team Seagull? That's classified information missy. I'm gonna have to make you watch Sylvester Stallone's porno movie 24/7 now!--Riboflavin 14:08, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
          • It's OK. It turned out it was just the UPS man. He sure looked like a teenaged-ninja-celebrity-guarding-pussy-eating-assassination-squad, though. Easy mistake to make. --Foodlebunny 14:30, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

Again, I say....Jer, Cory, Afab. You blokes are ASSHOLES.

Oh yeah ^ was me. -DGXC..xXx..

Oh yeah ^ was me. -DGXC..xXx..

  • Hey Foodle-noodle, I'll be Cory and you be Jer, k?--Riboflavin 14:39, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
    • I want to be Michael. I've always wanted to wear sparkly gloves and molest children. --Foodlebunny 14:52, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
      • No, no, no. Eez Michel, ah Fronch name. You Ahmericahns alwayz butcher our preposterous languaage.--Riboflavin 14:58, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
        • Like I'd take linguistic advice from someone who would broil a snail and then eat it. Been thinking about the media problem. Since an important story like this will come out -- probably on the front page of newspapers around the globe -- the best thing is to be proactive. I'll just put this on the AP wire so every reporter in the world will have the scoop. Then Emma doesn't have to be worried it will create a scandal. I wouldn't want her to be upset. --Foodlebunny 15:06, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
          • But zee snails are delicious! Besides, I'm supposed to have an ancestral hatred towards France, haling from Vietnam. Don't forget, 'S' is three dots and 'O' is three dashes when Ms.Dwarlinggirlxcore finds us, Michael--Riboflavin 15:11, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

Blast! So many edits to this page, it's flooding Special:Recentchanges. I'm almost tempted to switch to Enhanced Recent Changes, except for the fact that I am not gay. Even if I am riding The Virginmobile. --Blu Aardvark 15:37, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

More Whining from a sock puppet

The funny part of this is, you have no evidance of anything. You are all just mingers. -DGXC.

Then you don't care that Emma's seen this? She actually laughed her ass off until she read the fucking porno story Afab posted here. Then she got mad. Then she cried. Then she started humping the sofa. I hope that you are all satisfied, like she will be soon. I don't give a shit if you believe me, because as you said. You don't care about the facts, OR the truth.

Funny thing is...Tim still believes me. He fucking carved something into his chest with a knife, and is beating himself with a stick. I hope that all of this makes you happy. Funny thing is. Em doesn't hate ME for YOUR rampant stupidity. -Dwarlinggirlxcore..xXx..

  • Why does she hate you then? --Foodlebunny 16:49, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Emos tend to make exceptional lol-cows. Do go on... --Blu Aardvark 16:37, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
    • It wasn't even good porn. It was like... bad porn that was cribbed from Fanfiction.net or something. Maybe some of that shit the Harmonians toss around. lol it's funny cause it's true, right? ۩ 16:41, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
  • LOL! (who's afab?:p) It wasn't us who sent the pr0n to other people... And stop getting Tim in here. If he's emo-carving himself, that's because of the stories you told him. Why don't you get Emma in here to yell at us?--Amjdmg 16:53, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

Maybe because, she's got better things to do.

That story was not ever supposed to be seen by the public. THAT is copyrighted matieral, and it's illegal to have it in here.

I don't care if you believe this or not, but you have 24 hours to take down everything to do with me, or Eme in here or else some of you will need new harddrives.

-Dwarlinggirlxcore

  • Hey, post pics of you making out with Emma and I'll take the article down. Luuuulz, legal action. ~ User:Krade hi yo~ 17:53, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
  • My IP is 127.0.0.1. Do your worst. --Blu Aardvark 18:28, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Is there anything copyright laws cannot do? I'm voting that copyright laws should replace real ones, they can get people to do anything! lulz Bali9 02:34, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

Abfab's reply

I had to put this under its own heading because it was becoming tricky to tell people apart, and I have a lot to say.

Shane/Kat/Emily. What sort of attack is that? We're achademics for crying out loud, trying to shout us down with fake law is gonna do noone any good. Copyright? Wheres your copyright referance. Did you ever show in the material that it was copyrighted. As I have the *original* document here. No sign of copyright. the reasonable person would NOT even think of asserting such fan fic was subject to copyright.

Me pasting this here is not even BREACH Copyright as I displayed it in its entire original form. Had there been any statement of copyright, or even a mention of the author. And that too, would have been copied with it. Thereby complying with copyright law. Just as a child isn't breaking copyright by bringing a book into school with him and showing it to a teacher. I never claimed credit or shed you of credit to that piece.

I think yet again, you forgot that 'vital' little thing called, PROOF. Maybe you could use your Oxford dictionary and look it up. Not once ever have you ever given me solid proof that anything you say is correct. As I said, You could scan your passport (even blank out personal and potentially dangerous info) so we could see your name and your photo together. That is proof.

"I don't care if you believe this or not, but you have 24 hours to take down everything to do with me, or Eme in here or else some of you will need new harddrives. " - Sorry? Using some e-law to serve your purpose in one way... and then threatening to break the law in another? MMM, consistant. If this copyright bullshit was true, then you wouldn't have to use your demon powers to do something like hack our computers. Thats a step too far.

"Funny thing is. Em doesn't hate ME for YOUR rampant stupidity. -Dwarlinggirlxcore..xXx.. " "Funny thing is...Tim still believes me"

Its like each time you say "Funny thing is..." some bullshit comes pouring out.

  • We dont believe you and emma are talking about this. How on earth would the fact that this e-emma hasn't fallen out with you, have any effect on us.
  • Stop using Tim like a Trophy. "Tim's still on my side *sticks out tongue* - this isn't childs play. Stop fucking around and treat him like a friend. It appears to me like you are using him only to defend yourself and feed your own desire.


Oh, and Hi Emma btw. :). 

-ABFAB.

pathetic

hello, for a start i will explain who i am. my name is samantha and i go to Headington with emma and the girl that u r bitching about. first of all neither emma or the other girl (i am not going to bother saying her name to you), neither of them are lesbians, or bisexual so that is the first thing that is just completely pathetic to say. plus, who would bloody say they were a Demon, that is just sad, to make up that lie about her.

i just think that u r fucking jealous because she is a great girl, and pretty and she will have a better life than any of you losers. why dont you get a life instead of picking at someone who has done nothing to you. you are all fucking pathetic and ridiculous, and just to stress again, the girl in question is NOT a lesbian, so that is fucking ridiculous.

jusy go and fucking get a life, u fucking wankers, and leave my friends alone, because you may say i dont know you, but i have a lot of powerful friends who will track you. laugh all you want about it, but fucking belive me, i jhave a lot of money, and a lot of power. so i think you should all go fuck yourselves cus thats all the pleasure you will get in your bollocks lives. fuck you all

  • Wow! The sock puppets just keep coming out of the woodwork. This is getting funnier and funnier. A lol-cow that not only gives it's milk readily, but doesn't seem to get tired of doing so. Oh, by the way, my IP is 127.0.0.1. Track me. Come on. --Blu Aardvark 18:56, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Damn, I missed out on all this good lol-milk. Stupid education, why do I need you?! Oh right, so I don't spend all my time making up absurd pseudo-pedo sex fanfics and get poor sick fucks to believe me. LOL, keep it coming, I'm thristy.--Riboflavin 19:14, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
    • P.S. DUMBLEDORE DIES!!!]--Riboflavin 19:17, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

Oh please. I just found out that you guys can't delete the article either, so short of murdering the administrators, it looks like I have to rely on my hacker friends. I will not have this get out anymore than it already has. Mark my words. -Emily-Dwarlinggirlxcore..xXx..

  • Why the hell would we want to delete this gem of an article? Do you expect us to feel remorse? Oops, I got a milk mustache...--Riboflavin 20:20, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Well, my hacker friends can beat up your hacker friends! ~ User:Krade hi yo~ 20:22, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Are these powerful friends by any chance also members of the Elite Celebrity Guard? I'd love to meet them. --Foodlebunny 21:29, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

As the sun sets in southern Britain, those in the North are just waking up. In the town of Abingdon/Headington/Oxford/Chavtown resides Dwarlinggirlxcore, an incomprehensible girl and the nemesis of many a teacher and social worker. Often heard rambling about "this fing wot you know nuffin about", she stubs out her fags, orders snakebite and pretty much denies ever doing anything wrong. A strange British breed indeed.

  • Oh... I can't believe you just said that! Rogerthelodger 12 April 2006 (UTC)

What? And, it's Abingdon/Oxford. You suck ass. Wtf is wrong with you? -Dwarlinggirlxcore..xXx..

  • Anyway don't listen to her coz everyone knows her fanny goes sideways --Rogerthelodger 23:48, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

The video she has on her blog right now is pretty funny, though. --Foodlebunny 00:15, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

Listen here, quit moinitering my online activities. It's not funny, and it's well rude.

Listen here, quit moinitering my online activities. It's not funny, and it's well rude..Dwarlinggirlxcore..xXx..

If this twat is actually british, then I'm Winston Churchill. scuse wilst I polish my *ahem* O.B.E. The only other explanation is that english education has fallen to U.S. levels Cehbeach 05:20, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

On Rimming

GODDAMIT NONE OF YOU FUCKING SOCKPUPPETS CAN ANSWER A GODDAMN QUESTION. ۩ 00:33, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

Josh....Not funny.

  • These names just keep popping out of nowhere, huh? Whoever you're talking about, I'm not them. I user American English, the true English language. Not your backwards letter adding 'British English', what with the extra letters in words like catalog and color.--Riboflavin 00:45, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

No, it's more Si, Jer, and Corz behind this. I know. But, I'm not interested in that. This will be gone soon, anyways.

And colour is just the way it is. -Dwarlinggirlxcore..xXx..

  • If you succeed in making this go away with your ub3r1337 hax0ring skillz, please tell me how you managed it, because I've got a few Wikipedia entries I'd like to kill. If, however, you are just a script kiddie with an IQ in the single digits, please launch an attack on 127.0.0.1, which happens to be my IP. I'd relish the challenge. --Blu Aardvark 00:57, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Well, in the 4 days since this article's creation, it has been viewed 1,175 times. It's here to add to the rich tapestry of drama behind this site, FOREVER. Which if this keeps up, will be a long time.--Riboflavin 01:00, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

P.S Go Blu, go! If you get into a big fight, I'll get Eminem to make a turtle battle rap for you.--Riboflavin 01:00, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

I care nothing for hacking your computer, I just want this bogus, lying, fals, idiot, completley, absoloutly henous article gone. And, it will be. Sure, I'll tell you how, or do it for you, whatever works. -Dwarlinggirlxcore..xXx..

  • My IP is 192.168.1.1. Do you mind hacking me as well? ~ User:Krade hi yo~ 01:50, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Oh yeah, you might be able to bribe me. Or not. Anyway, tits or leave. ~ User:Krade hi yo~ 01:52, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
    • She's already developing her camwhore skills [already]. *sniff* They grow up so fast, don't they?--Riboflavin 02:01, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Oh, and my is IP 198.82.70.144, good luck.--Riboflavin 02:02, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

Freud Slipped

Under the Health Warning section: Though, I shouldn't known better and looked under Emma's window earlier.

Now that someone has finally started a psycology topic here, we can srsly discuss exactly what the fuck this girls problem is. I'm thinking it's bullshit. Anyone? --Battle_Llamma

I have no problem. The only bullshit is the content of this article. -Dwarlinggirlxcore..xXx..

  • On the contrary, you have many problems. Clearly you are incapable of understanding that you are a massive lol-cow, and that every reply or edit you make merely damns you further. You have serious bullshit problems, in that you have deluded yourself so horribly that you are actually attempting to defend what is, in fact, a blatant lie. I very much doubt that my words will jolt you out of your bullshit trance, but there is always a chance that you will wake up one morning and not feel like writing self insert fantasy slash fiction.--Battle Llamma 02:33, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Also, I AM aware that my last was unfunny. Sorry, life can't be lulz all the time.--Battle Llamma 02:34, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

STFU already

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Listen to the glasses

For gods sake just shut up, I'd be honored if I was e-famous enough to have an article this hilarious about me. Just laugh, quit your bitching and then maybe when the article is unprotected put a link to a Paris Hiltonesque video of yourself with Emma --Einsidler 02:38, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

  • FOOL! You are going to kill the drama! This is getting old, but if she wants to be a lol-cow, then let her humiliate herself.--Battle Llamma 02:45, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
    • I agree. This is clearly worthy of comment and discussion. Not many of us get 3,770 hits from a search.... OK, well, I get 17,600, but I'm uncommonly e-famous. Hey, wait! Where's my article? --Jacknstock 02:50, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
      • w00t! I have... 2 hits! Neither of which are me!--Battle Llamma 03:00, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
        • I feel sorry for you because e-fame is everything. --Jacknstock 03:10, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
          • Something Little Miss. Clit Sucker is apparently not getting. Tsk, tsk. I wish I had your e-fame. Then people would take me seriously!--Riboflavin 03:13, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
            • Out of curiosity, I just googled "Riboflavin". 5,120,000 results. Riboflavin wins, even if he is a critical dietary supplement.--Battle Llamma 04:18, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
              • Still not as many as w00t with hundreds of number 0s in it.[1] --Einsidler 04:23, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

I may be a 'clit sucker', but at least I don't go round making up lies about people, like you lot are. -Dwarlinggirlxcore..xXx..

  • Shut up, clit-sucker. --Jacknstock 03:25, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
  • What about "Emma Watson had a lesbian relationship with me?" Thats quite a big lie about someone. --Einsidler 03:26, 13 April 2006 (UTC) 
 Think exactly what would happen if this shit got out! It's most definintely bigger 
 than that. PLEASE LEAVE IT ALONE. Please


Who's making what lies now?--Riboflavin 03:50, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
If you haven't noticed yet, I will tell you now: Sock puppets don't work on us. Lies don't work on us. But, aside from these, there is one thing you must understand. Encyclopedia Dramatica does not fucking know what guilt is. I looked. There is no entry.--Battle Llamma 03:58, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Wow! Riboflavin, you're still editing? How did you get your computer replaced that quickly after the clit sucker haxed it all to pieces?--Battle Llamma 03:58, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
    • GODDAMMIT SHE HIT ME! KITTENS EVERYWHERE! asfljfobuxpoalfjasopuvbxl;cbjxcl;vjasfiofds89f(*&(&FkSFH(*DSnvc8-v7 ==signal terminiated=== ۩ 04:32, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
    • My computer loves me.With love, anything is possible. --Riboflavin 04:36, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
      • "I have no problem. The only bullshit is the content of this article. -Dwarlinggirlxcore..xXx.. " - Like I said before. Everything the proper people inputted into this was all truth. Sure, with bias. who can avoid that. But if you have problems coming to terms with stuff thats come out of your own mouth. You DO have a problem.
        • You do have a problem. Your problem is that you are entirely too fucktarded to realize the purpose of Encyclopediadramatica, and still believe, for some lame reason, that we care about the "truth". Encyclopedia Dramatica exists to spread lulz, lies, and internets drama. This article is all three. This talk page is all three, squared, and multiplied by pi. Either you get the point, or you don't, and if you don't, kindly get off of our Internets. Thank you. Blu Aardvark 10:09, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
          • Awww, the truth is way more lulz rich than lies. Lolling at lies is against the troll's code of verification. It's what seperates us noble lollerbators from /b/astards. We should find some other fucktard to slime. The internets is big, I'm sure we can find someone else who's just as deranged. Also, why are we trying to find the area of a circle made from lulz, lies and internets drama?--Battle Llamma 12:20, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

Concerning the bebo

Shane?
Shane?

I mean.. isn't it going to confuse us all having pics of more than one person? Do you have like one pic for each name?

BAH!

Bold textI CAN'T BELIEVE THIS BLOODY SHIT! I ACTUALLY TALK TO EMMS AND THIS IS ALL DAMN FUCKIN LIES. ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE JEALOUS COZ THEY HAVEN'T GOT A BLOODY AUDITION TO GO TO. YOUR FUCKING LOW. ALL THOSE LIES JUST COZ YOUR A STUPID SLUT-FACED BITCH.

-The Bitches all know me.

I HATE YOU

DON'T FUCK ME OVER. SHANE ISN'T HER REAL NAME. AND ACTUALLY SHE'S GOT A LIFE. OH YOU MUST BE TRYING TO GET AN ARTICLE BOUT ME NOW THAT I'M TYPING.

- The Bitches all know me

If you hold shift, and hit that key next to to the '1' key, above Tab four times, it will automatically create a signature when you add things to a Talk page. And I find it hard to beleive that any darlinggirl or any of her friends have lives, because they are trying to defend her reputation on a humor site with almost unreadeable posts and ALL CAPS. J3ph 42 02:25, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

  • hahahahaha --kh/ what 01:44, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
  • STRIKETHROUGH! BIG!--Riboflavin 01:46, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
  • HAHA LOL LIEK LOK AT AL THIS MARKUP1!11!11! OMG WTF LOL J3ph 42 01:57, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Bold textItalic textLink titlelolbbq!!11. --Blu Aardvark 02:00, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

not true

  • Dear Coda,

A casual observer or [[AE|Encyclopedia_Dramatica] users are unlikely to be swayed by your opinions as your statements made here are almost completely unintelligible. I do suggest use of proper grammar and spelling, especially with respect to run-on sentences and irrelevant drivel. -J3ph 42 02:18, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

what ever they say on here is not true this is all false dont belive them. the yare liers the ydont really know emma none of the things they said was true none of them. they are retareds that think they know emma and want you to not like her anymore i think or get nastey ideas about her if i were you i would do the same thing i am doing tell your friends NONE OF THIS STUFF ON HERE IS TRUE. my friend emily knows her and none of it is true i know i said that befor but what i said is true plz belive me.

  • NO NEED TO SPAZ OUT AND POST THREE TIMES!!!
  • Most of the regular contributors to ED know that most of the stuff here isn't true. It's faggot vandals like you who don't seem to understand that. --Blu Aardvark 02:29, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
  • What?! This shit isn't true? My faith in the universe is shaken, thanks a lot you fuckers.Bali9 02:40, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

Article should have lots of embaressing pictures of her like with cracky-chan Samsara 08:11, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

SHE IS A HE

OMGWTFBBQ, Dwarlinggirlxcore not only uses different names and ages but GENDERS!!!!!!!!!!111111111[2] Image:Dwarlinggirlxcoreisaman!!11.jpg

Now I have your attention on a serious note, we've had our fun. Now play nice and take this off the main page. The poor girl will probably cut herself and she seems like an alright person. Sometimes the drama need to be put to rest. --Einsidler 15:08, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

  • "will probably cut herself and she seems like an alright person". I do not know her at all, but saying something like is unlikely to sway anyone, since it comes off as contradictory. J3ph 42 17:26, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
    • sorry, that should have been "will probably cut herself but she seems like an alright person," meaning she is a good person deep down but has been a bit warped by the stress of life. She states in her blog that she's done it before and I'm just worried she might do it again because of this. I have a habit of worrying about things that really are none of my business, but really this isn't any of any of our businesses, if that made any sense --Einsidler 17:42, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Would be more lulz if she/he was an adult but at fifteen, the screwiness is mostly hormonal. Though she does seem to have a LOT of hormones. --Foodlebunny 17:35, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
      • Given the multiple genders, we can't trust the age is correct either, could be 10. could be 40. J3ph 42 17:40, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
        • I can believe she's a sixteen-year-old girl. Her associates are young teens, she is obsessed with fandom, she can only communicate for two words before her estrogen KICKS IN AND SHE MUST ALLCAPS, and sometimes she hits hre parnets likker cabient. If only we could hear what music she has playing in the background, to verify. I'm betting it's something that involves gummi bears..--Foodlebunny 17:54, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
          • I wish this WikiEdit Drama would stop. On the plus side, it helps her attention whoring. But on the other hand, like Eisidler said, I do worry she might do something drastic. Le sigh--Riboflavin 17:58, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
            • Okay. Probably best way to do this is protecting the page, I think. J3ph 42 18:38, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
            • Oh, c'mon, now you guys are worried that she might harm herself as if that would be unfunny? If it were, why would ED have articles about Klerck and Ripper? --Gayus 21:05, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
              • It's just all to whiny pubescent nagging now. Soon to be old meme. Drop it now while it's still cool to do so, yo. Word--Riboflavin 21:23, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

The only reason you think I'm a guy is because I actually forgot to change my gender to female on an ew board because it automatically sets to male. How lame of you!! Hahahaha.

Oh yeah. And, I thank the dude who posted on my blog. Michel? Thanks. I actually cried my eyes out when you people wouldn't let up. Becuase, I'm not joking round when I say that Emma Watson has read this page, and she's not thought it to be as funny as you all have.

I....I dunno what you want from me, but I can't do anymore than tell you the truth. If you aren't all encyclopediazed....And anyone wants to know the truth...What REALLY happened, in this collection of lies....

Contact me on my Bebo, and I will be more than happy to accomidate.

-Dwarlinggirlxcore..xXx..

My final Message - Abfab

I think this will be my last post on this article. Simply because this isn't getting anywhere. And neither side is letting up. (Random contributing ED'ers I consider neutral). The sides being Emily V Abfab, Lukasa and Jer.

First I'd like to adress the constant referrance to this being lies. When this article was created, we didn't realise one of the 'philosphies' of the site was to totally twist the truth. I thought it was just to stick a funny side on things. Anyway, so that hasn't worked to our advantage at all, as the point of this WHOLE thing was to Expose Dwarling for what we believe she is. Fellow ED's reacting to Dwarl calling this 'lies' by saying "Thats what this site's all about" wasn't what we wanted to happen. As we know what we are saying is true.

Dwarling threatened to cut all connections with a good friend unless this article was removed. When really he had nothing to do with the creation to the article, and wasn't directly responsible for any of the content on it. This she knew, but she still threatened him anyway. When we told him there was nothing we could do about this article now, Im hoping Emily, that you withdrew that "promise". It troubled Tim a great deal. And I dont think that was the right thing to do at all. It was MEAN. I think you did that so that at least you were taking it out on someone, when you realised you couldn't really get at us. Why couldn't you get at us? Maybe it was because we knew we had nothing to hide. And that we were talking about what we firmly believe is the truth.

The sex story, what was that reaction about? You casually refer to it as a lie. Yet on another occassion, you said you'd sue because you'd had it copyrighted. Its blatantly obvious you wrote it, theres no point in denying it now, after you'd admitted it earlier. The more you call me sick for posting it, and the more you say I put Em at risk for posting it. There worse YOU look. Why? Because if Im sick for posting it, then what does that make you for writing it? Also, why in gods name did you so accurately describe a sexual encounter with a 'celebrity' and then send it to close friends? You're the one who told the secret. And so only YOU are to blame for it reaching the net. That sort of thing is to kept between partnets anyway. It was ARROGANT for you to give that story to your friends real or not real.

What exactly is you you casually describe as "all lies" Emily? Is it the quotes.? No, they're all real. I can remember many of them as they happened myself. They're probably still saved on peoples chatlogs and topics in forums. You cant dispute them. When you went through that night where you said you became posessed by a demon? No, that happened too. And you know it. The demon said it would kill Emma right? And then in the group convo you said you'd just phoned Emma and her phone was dead! And later on, Emma 'told' you she'd had chest pains. Everyone was convinced something supernatural had happened.

Now, Ill just reply to a few things -

"but really this isn't any of any of our businesses, if that made any sense --Einsidler". Well I agree that for many of you, it probably is little of your business. But my friend is involved in all of this. So I have a vested interest as it were.

"Would be more lulz if she/he was an adult but at fifteen, the screwiness is mostly hormonal. Though she does seem to have a LOT of hormones. --Foodlebunny 17:35, 14 April 2006 (UTC)" - We can be as sure of her age as we can be of her name, as it has changed about the same number of times. Half a year ago, she was around 19. FAKE

"I can believe she's a sixteen-year-old girl. Her associates are young teens," - If you're talking about from the bebo account. Many of the people who have left comments are not friends in RL, and merely ones she has added since she started her bebo. This is clear from the messages they have left such as "So yuo went to Headington?" etc. Its so hard to tell whether she has many Real friends on there.

"The only reason you think I'm a guy is because I actually forgot to change my gender to female on an ew board because it automatically sets to male. How lame of you!!" - None of us thought you were male. It was just something someone said to get everyones attention. Are you so desparate as to try and make us look stupid, as to making a point of something stupid like that? PETTY

"I....I dunno what you want from me, but I can't do anymore than tell you the truth - Dwarlingirl" - And now I come back onto the concept of the lies and truths. Well, she said herself on her bebo quiz "Am I good liar (Ill tell the truth this time)", the correct answer was yes. Maybe seeing yourself as a good liar being glamourous? I never thought anyone would put that answer to that question. What exactly does that say about yourself? LIAR

You have tried to Commit suicicide. You admit that. Oh by the way, on your bebo again. Your blog? How exactly does a poetic story telling everyone how depressing your life is, going to persuade people not to believe whats on this site?

So I ask you Dwarling? What exactly are these so-called lies we're spreading? We've only been talking about things that have happened, and passing logical Judgements on them. I think the only mystery here is that surrounding you.

Were we lieing by saying you'd said you'd been locked in a cell for having been caught with Emma? Nope, you said that for sure.

A few questions

If this article was all lies and was a pile of shit made by 'assholes'. Then why have you tried to delete it so many times? If it really was such an apparant load of shit. Then Im sure everyone would see right through it Hun.

Why did you say you'd sit there for 24 hours a day to delete this article.. and then tell US to grow up?

If you were telling the truth. Then Im sure you'd have lots of proof to show it. But then why is it that only you, have used very abusive language, often used Caps, and Insulted us (In an explicit way). Why is it that the 'bullshitters' are acting in the adult way, and the 'innocent' person is just shouting and saying nothing. If there were flaws in our theory. Wouldn't it be a good idea to talk about them. You know, get people to believe you. As apposed to doing it out of bind faith. NO PROPER DEFENSE ARGUEMENT

If this was all bullshit? Then why would it worry you? The only people who would read it are internet nobodies, whom you'd would never meet ever, or even talk to, hadn't you have come here. So why does it worry you? Oh, maybe cos if it 'got out' Emma's career would be damaged? Oh yeaaah. Search for "Emma Watson Sex Stories" on google. (search for the exact phrase) 

Results 1 - 30 of about 2,590 for "emma watson sex stories".

Ooo. That’s a lot of people who’ve thought of what you have. And guess what? Emma's still acting. Every high profile good looking, celeb has exactly the same. It comes with the status. They also have fanatical fans. And people who online; pretend to have relationships with them. But it all comes with the territory and they just have to ignore it.

Whats more, unlike you. I wont just blankly deny everything at face value. Go on. Prove to me, properly that you are who you say you. “I don’t have to prove myself” you may say. Fine! Then accept that you’ll have a few people who do not agree with you. And get over it. You cannot refuse to put up a decent defense and then just whine about people not believing. And then hoping that your less-than-delightful childhood will convince them otherwise.

Time for a summary:

‘’’What she has said/done’’’ :

  • Sent accurate descriptions of a lesbian night with Emma Watson to people.
  • Said she was a demon. And was posessed in an incident
  • Attempted to covnince an Emma Section of a Forum that she knew Emma
  • She was banned multiple times, including her IP. But she used a program to bypass that.
  • She says she was put in jail after being caught with Emma
  • On two occassions when Tim, and online friend was very close to meeting her. She ‘ran away’ and the day before the visit. Tim was told she had flown to USA. And so he went down and met Lukasa instead, as he’d already booked the ticket.
  • She has lied about her age for reasons unknown to us. Ranging from 15-19
  • She has implied she was part of a covert, possibly government team to Protect Emma
  • She apparantly gave Emma Hepitius B, and could barely stand to live with that knowledge. Although it is known that a HUGE % of sufferers make a full recovery, Especially if caught at an early stage like this ‘case’ was.
  • She has used 3 names, Shane, Kat, and Emily an at each point, insisted that it was her real name. With again, no obvious reason as to why she she should hide it.
  • She posted a model’s picture as herself once on the forum. People caught on.
  • Her bebo account’s photos have shown pictures of clearly different girls. I feel sorry for whoever’s identity she has encroached upon.
  • She’s threatened me with a lawsuit for posting the sex story online. When this was clearly unviable. I have also been threatened with Hackers. Which I feel is very harsh. I have never even suggested something similar to her.
  • She went on cam to an online friend of mine at the same time she was telling someone else she was with Emma. There was noone other than herself on cam.
  • She’s given out the link to a fake Emma bebo account saying it was Emma’s herself. Perhaps one of her biggest mistakes.
  • For a brief amount of time, when she first unveiled the Emily name, she ‘admitted’ that she had not been very close to Emma, and merely knew her through friends etc. When this article was created, her story suddenly changed back.

There, and we reach the end of this entry. I hope this has set everyone’s minds straight as to this girls orientation. Definitely not so… innocent.

If you can, emily, answer a few questions above including what exactly we have apparantly lied about. Me, Jer and lukasa speak the truth. Things tend to turn about better that way. But so far I can just see you’re

Mean

Arrogant

Fake

Liar

Childish

& Petty.

Abfab….xXx


I wont send anymore messages on this page. My email/msn is si_oatis1000:hotmail.com.

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For you, Ms.Brit. I expect you to paypal me $50 soon.--Riboflavin 22:15, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

Interesing how much of your time you spent writing that.

What exactly are you lying about? I will tell you.

You took quotes from comversations and merged them. Noone who was not involved in that, would know what the hell came before or afterwards. You are biased in your intent.

Hep B? How did you know about that? Nobody.....TIM....Grand. Hm. I cna't believe he told you people this shit. I'll have a word with him. A strong one.

And, you know what? I don't care what you have to say, because when I get up and go to school in the morning....I know who I am, and I know what I know and you really....Are wasting your time. -DGXC.

I know what he is as well, a person who, regardless of the merits of his statements, writes statements that can be easily read and understood by people who aren't 13 year old aoler's. "Hep B? How did you know about that? Nobody.....TIM....Grand." - What? "You took quotes from comversations and merged them. Noone who was not involved in that, would know what the hell came before or afterwards." - the word you are looking for is Context, it is actually a very common word. You shouldn't hate on english class so much at school. People listen to you more if you don't come off as a histrionic teenager. J3ph 42 23:52, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

Oh please. Don't include my grammatical skills on this discussion. I have a plethra of words in my vocabulary, just I chose not to be a fucking show off. -DGXC.

'A fucking show off'? I'm not saying talk like you are a professor of modern English, just that you talk like a normal person with an IQ over 100. P.S., please don't respond with a real or imaginary number for your IQ. I won't care. JUST ACT LIKE IT. And in all seriousness, what compelling reason do you have for not talking like another 13 year old aoler? Or did you think that ED is comprised of a clique of high school kids who would be taken aback by a comment like 'Oh please' and impressed by your use of plethora? Your grammatical skills are relevant because they make half your posts incomprehensible, also governments do not assign bodyguards to actors. No-one assigns high school kids as bodyguards to anyone. Also, you can't possibly think that posting a graphic description of a celebrity on an online forum could possibly not be the original wrongdoing here, for reasons that should be self-explanatory. Also, unless you have Emma Watson come to my apartment and talk to me in person, you'll not get me to believe that she reads ED, or cares. She is a celebrity, celebrities put up with far worse shit that this from crazed fans and psycho stalkers. This hardly qualifies as a minor annoyance for someone who plays major roles in films that have as big an audience as Harry fucking Potter. This, is nothing. Noone cares but you. ED is just here to write down your mistakes, to document your downfall, and laugh. We don't help or hurt, we just laugh and record. You can try to shoot the messenger, but you're missing anyways. J3ph 42 03:51, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

I do not care what you say. You are nothing to me but a thing across the ocean. Possibly resemblence of a person if you'd pipe down a bit.

You honestly believe that because you type a monologue each time you post, that you're more qualified to say what the truth is? If that's the case, you're seriously mistaken.

Secondly, I never posted that I was her lesbian lover, someone hacked my account and saw a message that I wrote to Kory 'The Marlfox', about ME being gay, and they took off from there, with the picture topic that had been previously started.

Believe what you want, and write another shitload about things that directly have nothing to do with what I just said, and continue on.

Or you could mind your own fucking buisiness and get out of my life.

You only speak empty words. -Dwarlinggirlxcore..

If you know a magical way of conveying all that in a few words, let me know. Also, you implied that this ED article is your life, since it's the only place where I interact with you. Sad. I'm just another user on this site, nothing more, though this website is my business. Please don't imagine that this is really important to me. If those things were actually written by someone else, it would have behooved you to say so in the first place rather than start a retarded wikiedit war. "You only speak empty words" - nice generic comeback! I dare you to find any falsehoods in any of my statements. What you say is full of that which cannot be verified! J3ph 42 14:14, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

Image:Einstfu.jpg
EVERYONE! PLEASE LISTEN TO THE GLASSES!!!111cos(0)!!!

This is just a dumb argument, shut up both of you. Just let this die. Dwarlinggirlxcore, I'm glad to see you friends only locked your bebo, that should help stop any new drama happening. This could have been really funny, instead of the wikiedit war, you could have added some funnier facts about yourself and down-play this whole Emma Watson business. Its not to late, try and laugh it off as just a bunch of jerks having some dumb fun. And everybody remember, listen to the Stfu glasses, they speak wisdom. --Einsidler 14:27, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

I have a new Bebo, you moron.

And, yes. What is written in this article is pure bullshit. Nothing more. -DGXC.

  • I dare you to find any part that's not true. It's all based on your own statements. cool!.--Amjdmg 17:32, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

That's a good idea to just get a new one so you can continue using one without giving lulz to us jerks. Every article is pure bullshit and thats why its funny, Nazi mysticism is the most truthful article here. Also, I'm currently on your side, don't call me a moron. --Einsidler 15:53, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

Einsidler, I'd like to speak to you outside of this henous website. I can offer you proof of myself, if you wish. But, I'm not doing it here. If you are interested in knowing what is true, then let me know. -DGXC..xx..

Sure, you can contact me through Special:Emailuser/Einsidler or several means on my website. It's half past 12 where I am, so I look forward to hearing what the truth really is tommorrow. --Einsidler 16:32, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Be sure to show us all this convincing evidence, Einsidler.--Amjdmg 17:35, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

Hell no. I will show noone who will show the rest of you. The only reason I'm not completley lambasted on Bebo right now is because there are some people who met me the other night who apologized for this site.

So..Einsidler, I will talk to you, and only you. You're the one interested in the truth, not them. -DGXC..xXx..

  • Humourless git. --Foodlebunny 18:35, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

Insensate creep?

Quit with the name calling, yo. -DGXC. Fucktard assclown, you have been given every chance to be something other than a whiney, boring teen caught up in her mirror. If you want to amuse people, go write an entry for Abfab or Amjdmg that will make everyone laugh. If you can't figure out how to do that, stop emooing all over the place. You're getting the carpets soppy wet. --Foodlebunny 18:52, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

GRAMMAR

Someone do a grammar check plzktnx... and wtf is up with all this flaming because of some histrionic pseudo-solipsist 12 year old? ED you're making a disgrace of yourself.. ~ Banaan 19:47, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

12 year old? I think not. I am 20 years old. Get lives, really. -DGXC.

  • 12, 20, you're still acting like a ridiculous tool. --kh/ what 22:12, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

Entirely Unnecessary

The degree of care in this topic is severely unbalancing the care:lulz ratio. Everyone knows depression is the funniest thing ever, to watch a person crippled on the inside is one of the greatest joys sowed by humanity. To tease them into a darker hole brings endless fun to the more intelligent, priviledged, and happy population. I, for one, enjoy a game of alienating these weak idiots from society and watch from day to day as the shadows form under their eyes, their heads hang a little lower, shoulders slump. Then theyre ripe to be devoured, give them the reputation that they would most dislike to have. I laugh when theyre never invited to parties, always ignored, never stood up for.

Moral of the story? Depressed people are God's gift to everyone. -- DHT420

'12, 20, you're still acting like a ridiculous tool. --kh/ what 22:12, 15 April 2006 (UTC)'

AT LEAST, I'm not one. Go satiate yourself with sexual pleasure now, since that's all you people like to speak of, round me. -DGXC.

I satiate myself reading your profound dialect. -DHT420


Emma Watson's reply

Don't make me have to pout!
Don't make me have to pout!
I cannot believe the lies that have been circulating about me on this website. You will be hearing from my lawyers regarding this inappropriate usage of my good name. And Dwarlinggirlxcore, you are SO not sucking on my clit anymore, you are DUMPED.Emma Watson 14:18, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

LMAO, I don't know who you are, but you are definately not Emma Watson. Firstly and most obviously, if your intension was to threat legal action, you would direct it at someone. Secondly, as a real celebrity, you would not agree with any defamatory points being made against you. Lastly, nobody breaks up over Encyclopædia Dramatica, I thought SMS was bad. FAIL. END. --Einsidler 14:35, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

I don't care what you think, I'm fucking Daniel anyway. The administrators of this site should be ashamed of themselves, they'll let any whore off the street make an account. Yes, I'm talking about YOU Dwarlinggirlxcore.Emma Watson 14:45, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

Whatever, Dwarlinggirlxcore didn't write this anyway so it's not her fault. Who is Daniel anyway, does he know Michael Jackson and Cory? --Einsidler 14:48, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

Radcliffe you moron. I don't care if people think that he's gay, even though he has a small penis he does know how to suck clit. Really, the mentality of some people, no wonder my movies are doing so well. Emma Watson 14:53, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I know. I was just seeing what you where going to say. You took the bait. I really don't care about Harry Potter stars getting it on, as I am not a fan of slashfic. However, I think you need to prove who you are somehow. --Einsidler 14:55, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

WATSON YOU ASSHOLE IM NEVER SUCKING YOUR COCK AGAIN YOU STUPID CUNT11!!!!1 -Rupert Grint

Who is this Michael?

This is her problem
This is her problem

Dwarlinggirlxcore said "MICHEL. IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS....You just gave yourself away." and "And, I thank the dude who posted on my blog. Michel? Thanks."

then Emma Watson includes in her vandalise of my user page "I am so over fucking 13 year old boys, try Michael"

The second Michael, the one who posted on her blog, was actually a powerword for me, now what I want to know is who the hell the other Michaels are. Not Michael Jackson, don't say it, not even for the lulz --Einsidler 15:35, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

  • That Emma Watson tiff up there was enough to get me back in this little war zone. So much better than dealing with Josephthelover. I want to know who Cory, Jer and Si are, while you're at it.--Riboflavin 15:46, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

When an intelligent person doesn't like what they see, they get the fuck out. Anything else makes them our Lol-cow. Only a retard thinks that an ED article is factually correct biography. Hey Emma, got plans for any movies outside the Harry Potter series? Like maybe porn? J3ph 42 15:47, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

Using the Email User function (she had a confirmed email address), I just send this to User:Emma Watson 

Subject: FYI, you are unblocked
You have been unblocked on ED, come answer some questions or we will laugh at you.

I hope she comes back and tells us who these people are, or we may have to laugh at her --Einsidler 15:53, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

FUCK YOU DANIEL --ro=upert grint I LOVE EMMA 4EVER!!!

Rupert Grint enters the increasingly lame drama =

Toro!
Toro!

And now we have "Rupert Grint", at least TRY to convice us that you are the real deal, this is a poor trolling effort. You FAIL.--Einsidler 16:34, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

    • If they are indeed the Emma Watson and Rupert Grint, pix plz--Riboflavin 16:40, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

I seriously doubt that either of them are real. Why the hell would Emma Watson and Rupert Grint be posting things that are rather bad for publicity on the intarweb? FAIL Jsoup 16:46, 16 April 2006 (UTC) Maybe they are bored, or drunk. Or bored with the drunken yiff orgy in which Cory, Jer, Si, Emma and Rupert are participating in. --Einsidler 16:57, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

This is going into a downward spiral, though not as bad as the album. --DHT420 17:18, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

Ok , what the HELL IS GOING ON? Emma?! Dude, that can't be you. You wouldn't do something like that, wtf? If it is you, txt me in the next hour, otherwise it's bullocks. What's going ON?! Omg. -Dwarlinggirlxcore..xXx..











I have lost interest once more.--Riboflavin 18:18, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

Again, I say. Emma if this is really you txt me or else it's not you. What the FUCK would possess you to do this?! I don't think it's you. -Dwarlinggirlxcore.

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