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[edit] Instructions

Fucktarded contributors: Making this list requires making paigegirl whine like a sissy, editing her boyfriend's entry or actually being paigegirl. One might assume by merely glancing at the notorious persons listed that paigegirl is indeed right and they are all fucktards.

[edit] Discussion

I've always loved that comic strip. The funny thing is: the person claiming that I'm fucktarded (as defined by the comic) doesn't have her IRL name or an IRL photo of herself in her entry, does she? :-)

I'll add a stub template to it so that other types of fucktardism can be added to the entry. I have confidence that it will grow to epic Lulz proportions.. --Argos 00:36, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)

  • Ah but see, I don't treat people like shit. That's the whole point of the cartoon, people that get online and are assholes. I am good to the people who let me be good to them. You are a fucktard, deal with it. paigegirl
    • The only people I treat like shit are the people who treat me like shit first, sweetie. And even then I have a two-strikes policy. :-) --Argos 00:43, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    • I don't think so. I could probably come up with a list of people who'd disagree with that statement. paigegirl
      • Please do. I'd very much like for you to make a list of the people who think I have treated them like shit for no reason. I'm sure they'll buy you some paid time in exchance for the favour. However, you might find that they aren't quite as "innocent" as they claim. So bring it on. I want to see if you can back up this list. --Argos 00:52, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      • Let's take a vote! --BiGPimpin 00:48, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      • lol it would be Florida all over! paigegirl
        • You see, I said - and very clearly - make it funny before yo stick my name near in it. Unfortunately, I had to make it funny. Yo ucouldn't possibly have thought that was going to end with anything other than you looking like a fucktard. It boggles me, as I still have yet to be anything but cordial and sweet --BiGPimpin 00:54, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    • you never have to me. Not an opportunity would pass you by if it meant you could take a shot at me. paigegirl
      • I remember 5 increasingly hysterical comments left in my journal in a space of under two minutes. Then you started in with the name-calling. Then tried to blacklist me from your clique. You know what you get out of me? The same thing everyone else gets: two-times what you put in. When you're nice, I'll bend over backwards to treat you like gold. When you're indifferent, I'll respect you. When you're an ass, I'll become the biggest mother of all assholes. I'll put fucking goatse to shame. So suck it up, baby. Suck on this huge prolapsed karmic asshole that you opened up over your own head. --Argos 01:05, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
        • I remember that ass fucking parody, you did not do that to be nice. Noone is perfectly nice all the time, but you could try harder. You were'nt nice to auntiesiannan either. paigegirl
          • That's right, I made a joke in your humour community. I entered my campaign slogan as "Fucking Paigegirl in the ass for four more years." Bad taste, just like most of the jokes in that community. But it wasn't an attack. It wasn't me saying "oh Paigegirl is stupid" or "oh Paigegirl what a fuck!" As for Auntiesiannan, you know exactly what she did -- you know, the same thing that dumbfuck did to GV -- posted my personal information in public online. She got back two-times what she put into me, also. So is that the alpha and omega of your list... yourself and a good friend of yours, both of who started shit with me and couldn't take what they dished out? :-)--Argos 01:29, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
        • Dude, get your cock off the table man. You're a schmuk with a computer just like the rest of the internet, and seriously I'm not sure that bragging you can stretch your asshole out better than goatse was the threatening image you were hoping to strike. --BiGPimpin 01:10, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
          • Image:Egbingo.jpg
            • Instantly reduced to MACRO, back to the kiddie pool, gonzo --BiGPimpin 01:23, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
              • You don't have a clue today do you?--Argos 01:30, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
                • You're going backward --01:39, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
                  • I will admit that I have absolutely no idea what we are talking about. --Argos 01:49, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
                    • I figured we would just make vague comments sounding like the other guy didn't understand what we can't figure out we are talking about --BiGPimpin 01:53, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
                      • That reminds me of this one time when my D&D character, a half-elven Paladin (this was back during 1st edition before that was a legal race/class combination but I had a cool DM) found his intelligent holy avenger in the gullet of a Death Slaad that he had just slain with a portable hole and a rabid weasel.--Argos 01:56, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)

yes it's funnier now paigegirl

  • funnier insinuates that it was funny in the first place. --BiGPimpin 00:59, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)

Yah, it lacked on funny text, but, the reaction it got more than made up for that. paigegirl

  • I agree, you pretending like you don't act like a cunt most of the time was kinda funny. --BiGPimpin 01:04, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    • wtf!!!!! --BiGPimpin 01:04, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)

[edit] ALRIGHT KIDS

if you people keep going back and forth here, paigegirl, and synthetikmisery i'm protecting it all for a bit and putting you lunatics on probation for a bit. --kh/ what 02:11, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)

  • no need for this probation. I've already said, I wont be writing here any longer. *dont worry be happy* love, paigegirl
    • Is there a limit to how many times you can say you won't be writing anymore before it constitutes writing?--BiGPimpin 03:45, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    • Bye! *waves happily*
  • Can I have a translation? --無 & Ghostlight 02:09, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    • translation: they need to get the fuck over themselves and stop fagging up ED. --kh/ what 02:11, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      • Okay, as long as I'm involved somehow. --無 & Ghostlight 02:16, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
  • I left my Batman decoder ring at home --BiGPimpin 02:10, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    • see above. --kh/ what 02:11, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      • your balls are in the way--BiGPimpin 02:12, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Re: Instructions

I think it was better having the instructions in the article because they also provided explanation. --Aussieintn 04:55, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Chrissmari's removal from the page

I like how a big deal is being made over her removing her name from the list when apparently I was the only person who noticed when Quasidan did exactly the same thing just before her. --無 02:12, 28 Apr 2005 (UTC)

  • You only need to review the history to see that Quasidan did NOT remove his name from the list. His name wasn't on the list. [1] He removed a link to fucktard, which is a redirect page back to this article itself. --Scarletto the sock puppet talk to Scarletto 02:22, 28 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    • Oh, I failed due the ambiguousness of English. Thank god I'm already on the list, otherwise I would have just earnt myself inclusion on it. --無 03:24, 28 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      • That's what I was thinking, but I was too polite to write it. Also, I think ChrissMari deserves to be on the list just for her response to it (BTW, what is she doing on this site anyway? Isn't it to make fun of people like her?). Finally, I deserve to be on the list for continuing to insist she remain on the list. All is right with the world. --Scarletto the sock puppet talk to Scarletto 03:42, 28 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  • Y'all better recognize. --Quasidan 03:46, 28 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Article is unfunny..paigegirl keeps adding me because she's got a grudge.. stupid.. what is she doing haning around this site anyway? Isn't it to make fun of people like her?

LoL I have a grudge? I think you're an elitest bitch to be sure but that grudge is quite mutual. What I've done around here is write several good articles, made edits and started a really entertaining edit war. AND unlike you I know how to make fun of myself, so what are YOU doing here? I did not "keep" adding you, I added you once way back to compensate for that fawning, ass-kissing, totally unfunny article of yours. Accept your place, we can share the page! :D OR get back to wendersfan journal and delete some more of your commnets after you've made an ass of yourself so that everyone can see how much you deserve to be here! Weeeeeeeeee! All my love, PaigeGirl 

And oh wow, I sure missed ED. I'm baaaaaaaaack!
  • Okay, who won the pool? --無 03:24, 28 Apr 2005 (UTC)

[edit] +cat

[[Category:WikiEdit Drama|Fucktarded]] --Quasidan 03:47, 28 Apr 2005 (UTC) 'Burn yourself! User:Nodrazine 05:42, 13 April 2007

[edit] Goddamnit, learn your formatting, fucktards.

srly, links to images are not external. Use this form: [[:image:nameofpic.jpg|Retarted Text]].

  • Yeah, I'll do my best, but surely the complex vagaries of whatever markup language will ultimately defeat me. Alas n' shit, fair fag.
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