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Something About Gaia

Gaia here is clearly labeled as another retarded "just for fuck faces" site with a lack of actual Japanese/Oriental and a constant overflow of Weeabo accounts flooding forums and world maps. I personally find this to be only somewhat true. In fact, I am a pretty active user (and a stud at swooning chicks online) and I've seen a great deal of IRL photos of the users. I compare them to the profile, and what do you know about that, >Weeabo. That means, not really a weeabo. Just because most of the Gaiafags post hand drawn shit like it's deviantArt, the somewhat frequent lulz and finger pointing at the Gaians should really be put to an end. I don't REALLY stand for what I believe in, so clearly this makes a statement. FunnyJunk out. FunnyJunkUser 22:15, 30 December 2009 (UTC)

Dear Everyone

Due to the total fucking unfunny and dangerously fucking boring that is this shitfest of an article, I'm cracking down and going to severely rewrite nearly all of this. I've done the intro this very early morning, and looking back, I now know that there's going to be more work in order to bring back life into this article.

StrikeThrice 06:02, 10 April 2009 (UTC)My brain shat out on me. Perfoming the writing of /b/ Cancer

Titles of things I am going to oh so add and redo: UPDATE DisrepectfulFuckhead 21:00, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

  • Welcome to Gaia, shithead Done.
  • What Gaiafags do for a living. Needs moar win and epic slander.
  • People that you should know! Not done. If you want to fucking give epic drama to some fuckface, post them here as an example of a stupid fuck.
  • Places to go. Not done. Thinking about redoing the whole thing, though.
  • I WANNA BE COOL SO IM GONNA BE ANONYMOUS DESU
  • How to Raid
  • Poke fun of a few fags

To some of the things that are totally rad but need a makeover, to the authors of such said content, you have my respect, and I will do what I can to make it lulz worthy.

And to those that want to help, please note that you should be somewhat ignorant and as big of an ass you can be. Don't be informative of shit no one cares about. Instead, be informative of shit no one cares about, but make it funny to look at. It's either that or GET THE FUCK OUT.

DisrepectfulFuckhead 18:11, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

hypocrite faggots

if gaia is so fucking gay, why is there a series about it and it's users? the only way the faggots who wrote all this shit in this article could know all of it would be that they themselves are fucking gaiafags. the only reason it has a negative spin on it is that it's written by vindictive gaiafags. MarvinTheParanoidAndroid 20:37, 16 April 2008 (CDT)

  • I predict some of you to try and mask your obvious gaiafaggotry by claiming all you do is troll.

MarvinTheParanoidAndroid 20:41, 16 April 2008 (CDT)

    • You call us Gaiafags yet YOU are one? OH THE IRONY! King Alfore April 17 08 2:19
  • I can sense Gaiafaggotry by your typing skills. School starts tommorrow, so fuck off. Fuck You Twice

I am so flattered!

I'm a Gaiafag?! Holy crap! I'm really flattered! Just wait until they see what I have to say about atheism and race. Fun fun. PirateEire 13:13, 17 January 2008 (CST)

  • Who let the nigger in here? --D-Malice, sexy /b/east 22:47, 4 March 2008 (CST)
    • gaiafags - over sensitive about their appearance. stop editing the lulz out of this article lol. b& all gaiafags nao --Mudykipington 09:26, 12 April 2008 (CDT)

Holy shit niggers

If you're a Gaiafag, don't try and make the Gaia article positive, because then we will find out about your disability. loldongs 22:07, 14 October 2007 (CDT)

I see that whoever posted that all gaians are stupid only looked at the people on gaia who actually are stupid. The truth is that most gaians are quite intelligent. And some gaians have even banded together to make the website a better, more intelligent place. You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover. -Stupid 16 year old

  • Bitch, please Dead Like You 20:14, 30 January 2009 (CST)
  • Then it's too bad all the Gaians who ever post here are the people who actually are stupid. --Jacknstock 00:18, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
    • Gaiafags in general are sheltered retards. Posting on Gaia is like competing in the special olympics. Even if you win, you are still a retard. image:Flag_ro.gifNinjaimage:Flag_ro.gif 16:32, 15 October 2007 (CDT)
      • Wait gaia has no win image:Flag_ro.gifNinjaimage:Flag_ro.gif 16:37, 15 October 2007 (CDT)
        • If you're from gaia, fucking kill yourself. nobody cares what you think, or how well u can fucking type. gb2/gaia, i hear its getting raided hard

heh

This article needs more lulz. I was pretty unimpressed by the intro paragraph and find that more lulz are needed. I usually laugh at everything ED puts out but this was just mediocre in terms of funny. Needs moar stereotypes and offensive things. Zapjaste 01:14, 5 July 2007 (CDT)

  • also it looks like it was written by a 14-year-old

Funny...very funny...seriously

I got a good laugh at your stereotype of Gaia.

First comment: Yeah, we have all those people...WELCOME TO GAIA!

Next:Did you even bother to read the more recent updates? 1.Santa's alive and has become friends with Jack. 2.Gino's now a superhero Get with it! Jeez!

This:Way to use the Chatterbox retard! That's where ALL the idiots and stupidity goes! Go to the GCD for once! You may find some intelligence there!

Now:Give me 3 facts that Peyo is a girl...please, I just need to know.

  • I'm tired. I have no idea what this is all about. I don't care. So I'm going to start copy and pasting in song lyrics to whatever you say.--Riboflavin 05:05, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

I only have one thing to say to you and that’s for you to not bash a site that you know absolutely nothing about. -Melin-chan

  • lol. --Jacknstock 16:30, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
  • "Don’t stop, thinking about tomorrow, Don’t stop, it’ll soon be here, It’ll be, better than before, Yesterday’s gone, yesterday’s gone."--Riboflavin 17:24, 30 April 2006 (UTC)

Okay, dude, seriously? It's fine to have your own opinion. I know a lot of people who don't like Gaia, and that's their choice. But don't go generalizing all of us just because you were too much of a sociophobe to make it anywhere past the chatterbox. I dare you to look in any online community. No matter where it is, you WILL find idiots and n00bs. Why don't you try using that rasin you call a cranium and THINK before you start blathering false facts? I don't go around bashing football just because I think it's merely an excuse for bulked-up muscle-heads to beat on each other in a socially-approved manner. I'm not 16, I'm not a crazy 13-year-old fangirl, and trolls and flamers get away with NOTHING. That would be why we have that handy little "Report this post" button. Get your head out of your pants and don't talk about things you obviously don't know. ~Nanashi (Nae)

  • You gaiafags are missing the point of this site so fully it's only reinforcing what the article said. --ThunderClaw
  • Yeah they're missing the point. I like Gaia, but I certainly got lulz out of this article. Besides, isn't the whole point of ED is that it's all for the lulz?--Speedycat

Go to the GCD for once! You may find some intelligence there! No, you won't. -- starchan

Fail has been fized Now get to making this article more funny and slanderous, you bums. ^w^ Fuckhead

Protected

Why is this protected? Miltopia 12:45, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Guess. Here's a hint: THE SAME REASON THAT ALL PROTECTED ARTICLES ARE PROTECTED hint hint. --yirimyah ♠ æ 14:09, 19 September 2006 (UTC)


get out

no one cares about your little "gd" bullshit, it isnt funny. should be short and sweet without a million facts about the site —The preceding comment was added by Adair, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

what

I agree.No sprite

oh gaia you so crazy

For some reason I made an account on Gaea Online. Some retard sent me mail asking to be friends, and well... see for yourself.

Image:Gaiaonlineissrs.gif

I wasn't even trolling (yet). VERY SERIOUS. She doesn't wanna be friends ;_; So naturally I've accused her of being racist (I have a black avatar), and am inquiring as to her love of mudkips. I should have listened to 4chan when they said Gaia was DO NOT WANT. ♥MissEchelon 14:25, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Uh, trolling Gaia is soooooooooooooooo old. I mean, half the user base of Gaia is trolls. Son Kevin 01:28, 5 July 2007 (CDT)

Gaia needs to cut down on emo...

So, I had left Gaia for months, went back and this retarded, redneck, white trash, emo, bitch started to piss about how I believe incest is wrong. She gets all in my case and it was totally lulz. I usually troll in there until I get headaches, so... You should see the pretty article I made on her... I'm so goddamn nice.

  • Disgruntled Customer

I can't help it if I dislike incest. Sue me.


Can anyone add this to the article

Image:Gaia raid.jpg Anon-never forgives


I mean... I'm sorry. And I know I'll likely get fucked with for this one too, but it seems to me like /B/ failed on this one, just like all the others. I mean. I'm from Gaia, and while I never said it was the darkest place on the internet, there certainly aren't many lights on. Cause... I mean. Shit. I've never seen a real raid. I've seen some good Trolls, but never a good raid.

  • wtf is /B/ ? Forelle 10:55, 7 April 2008 (CDT)

where did you get the fro suit? did you have to shop that?Owenlars2 15:25, 7 August 2007 (CDT)

  • The only way you can fuck up Gaia is to hack accounts and deceive people that everyone is against them. Like, posing as their girlfriend and hack the shit out of their account. And loads of spam mail bots.

-Anon

Out of date

This article could use some serious updating. It doesn't even mention the recent (and soon to happen AGAIN) site layout changes, "Gaia MMO", Gaia Cash, and the resulting lulz from the user base. I've lurked the site for quite a few years now, and can dig up a lot of dirt on everything. Since the article is protected, can I write my changes and link them here so someone who has access can further edit (in the event what I type isn't ED'd enough) and change it? -- sayth SkylaDoragono, who is too lazy at the moment to put in a proper sig.

There's also the "OMG!!1!1! Sumerfest!1!!!111" thing that is supposed to be oh, so amazing. There needs to be some major troll time in the GCD. It is so full of fail right now. Be sure to post something other than porn because they won't know what it is. Purple Hairspray

For example, a wonderful I Love You Sakura was done. But like the Gaiatards they are, they just laughed and blamed it on 4chan. Purple Hairspray

This retarded thread was made by me to find people to troll by being completely unfunny, or just outright pissing people off. But, much like everything else, it was buried under about OVER 9000 threads about the game glitching Team Aekea ahead. Thusly proving, Admins favor mecha-loving waps over Goth-kids, trust-fund tarts, and retards. Though, Aekea does have a nigga on the team, so she probably stole points while Durem's nigga was probably drinking a forty and eating fried chicken (even though they claim he's OMG VEGAN!).

I think they fixed the glitch, but seriously, you guys just have to join the sites for nuggets of n00bdom like that thread, this thread, or pictures like this.

...

[/SARCASM!]

Seriously, even my thread couldn't "save" that place, and I mostly did it to either make better meme, or kill the meme. Apparently, much like /b/'s admin, it was MOOT.

--D-Malice, sexy /b/east 01:19, 30 August 2007 (CDT)

Gaia User Template

OMG HUGS!!!
Gaia Online is a GaiaFag!
You can help by Telling them to GB2/GAIA.
BE WARNED! They might be pretending to be a /b/tard, making them part of the cancer that is killing /b/.
Their faggotry is relentless.

I thought this would be the perfect companion to the Btard template. Plz use on anyone vandalizing this article. --JawsomeRAWR BITCHES!! 13:14, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

The Last Parts of the Article

Is it just me, or are they the worst written pieces of literature on ED? I mean, it looks like an internet n00b made it up. Referencing AIDS and Chuck Norris like they're still funny. Fucking weak sauce.

Moderator bashes

Theres a real lack of Moderator bashes. I decided to make a section, and could only think of 1 mod and 1 admin. People love to see moderation teams bashed. So get the fuck to work.

Satan Christ

Fuck a donkey with a backwards cock

This article is in serious need of some work. In name, I think that we should Delete it and start from scratch. You need to be well informed to insult something, and it appears that all the people who are informed enough to write anything not part of the original entries (note: all edits after the point of 'An introduction') are all entirely fucking retarded. I for one would like to see this page made into comedic gold, and it'll need some actual Gaiafag/EDiot hybrids to make it work. So, who'll help me? - JAF

  • We don't need any gaiafags image:Flag_ro.gifNinjaimage:Flag_ro.gif 16:13, 8 October 2007 (CDT)
  • Yes, ma'am, we do. This article is shit because no one present knows the subject matter. Look at other threads made flaming websites. 4chan is well informed and accurate, EBaums, YTMND... all of those are pretty accurate. This one is pain series bad.

—The preceding comment was added by Just Another Face, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

    • With a little wikistalking, hey look, "Just Another Face" on Gaia Online. [1] Gee I wonder what a Gaiafag wouldn't like about this article.

image:Flag_ro.gifNinjaimage:Flag_ro.gif 19:05, 10 October 2007 (CDT)

      • Well, I think it sux for the same reason the wikipedia article used to suck, it keeps on getting stuff added without it being important. In the cace of wp, important means useful to people whoo dont' know the site, in the cace of encyclopaidia dramatica, important means lulzy or at least funny to anyone at all ever. but both get filled with flowery lists of features and npcs by people who are trained by gaia to theink moar is quality because if you post more you get moar goldz to buy pixelz with. I admit upfront i use gaia with a slightly different handle, but plz, only revert my unlulzy edits.No sprite
        • y halo thar just another face's sockpuppet. image:Flag_ro.gifNinjaimage:Flag_ro.gif 15:09, 19 October 2007 (CDT)

so long as i'm not banned for supposedly being such, y hallo there to you too.No sprite

          • I think it's kind of bullshit some of the article was blanked because other parts of it sucked; that's like saying, "Funny...not funny...CHUCK NORRIS?!?!?! Kill everything with fiya! None survive!" --D-Malice, sexy /b/east 23:05, 21 October 2007 (CDT)

If you ask me, one of the main problems here is the so-called 'list of fucktards', they're unfunny, simply put. None of them are notable enough to warrant articles of their own, let alone paragraphs. And the ED/Gaia overlap is small enough that it's going to stay that way. Gaia is fail and potentially lulz, Gaiafags are just sad. - Metro


Gentlemen.... a raid?

In b4 WE ARE NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY LULZ!!1!1!1!

If we just concentrate a shitload of people into towns and private rooms, we'll be able to successfully troll and raid the piss out of them.

  • Go tell /i/, and then put it in the article if it's epic. image:Flag_ro.gifNinjaimage:Flag_ro.gif 16:39, 21 October 2007 (CDT)
    • Raiding Gaia? Wow! That's never, ever been done before...

Oh, wait, it has. Oh, and wait again, it's impossible to raid to death anymore, since they're running on better servers (blood money goes a long way). --D-Malice, sexy /b/east 02:17, 26 October 2007 (CDT)

Every /b/tard is a fucking Gaiafag

Admit it, you are all Gaiafags and furries and niggers! Stop lying to yourself with all your anti-Gaia hate speech bullshit, you are all Gaiafags. Butt 00:01, 27 October 2007 (CDT)

  • I'd believe all the Gaia admins are \b\tards easily.No sprite 01:22, 27 October 2007 (CDT)
    • ITT butthurt gaiafags image:Flag_ro.gifNinjaimage:Flag_ro.gif 10:38, 27 October 2007 (CDT)
      • ITT *chanfags are reminded that L0cke use to draw hentai on 4chan

Butt 12:52, 27 October 2007 (CDT)
Image:Unimpressed referee.jpg
--image:Flag_ro.gifNinjaimage:Flag_ro.gif 13:33, 27 October 2007 (CDT)

image:Impressed_ref.JPEG

Butt 20:51, 27 October 2007 (CDT)

  • I'm a Gaiafag. But this article is highly disappointing. I came here for lulz, not to see some outdated information and Gaiafags crying because their accounts got banned. The "List of Gaiafags" looks like someone dragged that POS out of the crapfast it came from. http://www.gaiadrama.net/gdforum/ is probably the place it should be. There isn't any mention that Lanzer does an "Ask me about useless shit" thread every Monday around 8pm central time in the GCD. Most Gaiafags are also afraid that Gaia will turn into the next myspace or neopets when nearly 99.999% of all users have several accounts those sites. -Purple Hairspray

Gaiafaggotry

What the hell, /b/ is fucking gaia. Every comment contains smileys, and I'm not talking about the discussion page here. Faggots are still telling each other about the 'darkest place on the internet', and you ED made it even worse. Dasu dasu, murk laor, I'm reading memes on ED and I'm an oldfag already. tl;dr shitsux. Cuntmuscle 08:33, 20 November 2007 (CST)

Pyramid Schemes and Alerts

You can make, like, up to 3k of fake money by allowing Gaia to send you "Alerts" on your cell phone and e-mail.

The funny part? You can turn it off a second after doing so.

The even funnier part? You can do this fun trick with all your mules, or at least get the initial 1k per mule's e-mail, turn off your PMs, and get the extra 50-100 gold monthly per mule you do this with.

And you can always make more mules to repeat the process.

I mean, if their economy wasn't fucked-up enough before, wait until everyone's rich, bitch.

I'd posted this somewhere on the big wall of text, but I'm not sure where it fits in on the lulz. --D-Malice, sexy /b/east 15:44, 21 November 2007 (CST)

It's a fucking furfag skin

INTERLECTUIAL CHECKMATE.

Gaiafags + furfagskin= Yiffyiff burn in hell.

It has other forms too, like ball-joint doll, ragdoll, and some magma thing. Butt 00:34, 1 December 2007 (CST)

  • Well "Butt", I'm pretty sure they've mentioned it, oh, 9000 times what other forms it can do, but the lulz lies in the fact most of the retarded of Gaia wear that Superior Form as a fur-suit for their avatars.

That's like saying the Vampire Hunter item is more than just a pentagram, or the Dark Halo's not just a tail and/or claws; majority lulz. --D-Malice, sexy /b/east 02:52, 30 November 2007 (CST)

  • Agreed. Besides, who uses those other forms anyway? --Jigsaw 20:26, 2 December 2007 (CST)
    • I've seen a few playing the FYIAD scenario, and most try mixing the dead-doll and fire ones with their vampire skins to make themselves more OMG SO KAWAII...defeating the purpose of having a vampire's AIDS at all. --D-Malice, sexy /b/east 02:31, 27 December 2007 (CST)
    • Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool --Jawsome OMG LENSFLARE! 21:22, 3 December 2007 (CST)

Gaia+MTV

The approaching lollercaust is going to be lulz. Butt 18:45, 5 December 2007 (CST)

'Gaiasona'

Recently found this on an oekaki, might as well be fit in where it talks about furfaggotry and Gaia, just I'm no good at figuring out where (since there's so much). -SS- 13:29, 7 December 2007 (CST)

Reformed Gaia Fag

Yes I once used Gaia. Then someone took the account my friend gave to me after she quit. I was half asleep and wrote out my password. After realizing how fucking stupid I was I remembered hey it's not my bank info or anything like that. All I lot were dumb pixel images. There is actually a site that lets you make Gaia avatars for free and the layering of the weird clothes is ten times better than Gaia's anyway. So I got over myself and I only use the site to contact specific friends whose e-mails they never use because it always gets filled with spam.

I actually didn't know Gaia had only 119 mods/admins. That explains why it takes so Fucking long for them to fix stuff. They really should get better jobs and find members who are willing to do mod work for free. Why do people mention Neopets anyway? I wanted to starve the fucking thing but it wouldn't die! That does not teach anyone responsibility and is lame to boot. I remember having digital keychain pets like tamagachis that died slowly and miserably. I worked at a camp and horrible 11-year old creatures would not stop spazing over their webkinz. Whoever came up with those is at the same time a marketing genius and evil sadistic mastermind. I wish I could've patented those crappy, things I'd be rich.

Lulz from the admins

I've been noticing the admins have been giving the narutards the finger every time they have a item contest. Should this be listed?

Have you guys been viewing the Site Feedback forum lately? Apparently the administrators aren't giving the Gaiafags their easter event and it's caused a major shitstorm. Should we list this? King Alfore 7:12 Mar 24 08

TL;DR

This article is just TOO FUCKING LONG, and a lot of it is just plain unlulzy. Should we do what we did with Nigger and mercilessly chop everything off, or create new articles for "Mods/Admins", "Users", and "Towns"?

Also, the monthly collectibles section is being updated and going in the monthly collectibles article. Ultra-kun 2:52 Feb 17 08

  • Oh I'll give it a shot. I've been wanting to chop off the users for ages anyway. -- Image:Jigsaw_puzzle_piece.png For every piecethere is a puzzle 20:50, 26 February 2008 (CST)
  • Great edits, but there are a couple users we should keep on there, most of them because of various anti-Chanology activities EDers and Anons should be aware of. It would be good if we could have a small, concise user section and keep it from turning into a massive Gaiafag flame war like it was. Ultra-kun 1:07 Feb 27 08
  • Anti-Chanology activities? Christ, Chanology already has its own series and frankly, most people aren't going to give a shit if a Gaia user is anti-Chanology so much as whether their activities are funny or absurd. If you were just giving an example then I'm sorry for freaking out over nothing. I agree your suggestion about notable users in general. - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 00:20, 27 February 2008 (CST)
  • Yeah, I know. I'm talking about really fucking hilarious lulzcows here, not a bunch of srs bzns Chanology shit. Ultra-kun 1:34 Feb 27 08
  • If they're worth mentioning here, make a proper article for them like I did for Clementine and then include them in the Gaia template. Don't let the article get fagged up again with Prommie bullshit again if you can help it. -- Image:Jigsaw_puzzle_piece.png For every piecethere is a puzzle 13:47, 27 February 2008 (CST)
First step to improving this article is getting all the gaiafags out of ED. image:Flag_ro.gifNinjaimage:Flag_ro.gif 22:31, 5 March 2008 (CST)
No, no, how else would they tell us about all the lolcows? Not liking Gaia, okay, but we want to encourage at least a few gaiafags to stick around and report from the inside. -- Image:Jigsaw_puzzle_piece.png For every piecethere is a puzzle 13:05, 6 March 2008 (CST)
Yeah, it's true. Slap me, I'm a Gaiafag, but you won't get shit this good anywhere else. Ultra-kun 16:16, 6 March 2008 (CST)
You my friend, are a delusional faggot. image:Flag_ro.gifNinjaimage:Flag_ro.gif 14:18, 29 March 2008 (CDT)

Furfag

There's a furfag on the site who generates a fuckload of drama, does anyone think she's of any note? Username used to be Elegant Bunny-Rose, then she threatened to quit due to "fursecution", renamed her account, threw a total bitchfest when someone used her now available name, then she decided to "put things in the past" and made a new account called Angel Bunny-Rose. Basically your typical Gaia furfag, only she's 27 and has decided to corrupt the human population by adopting two kids, and will probably start breeding like her "fursona", a fucking slut of a rabbit, with her fiance.

Profile's here, if anyone wants to help make an article/section on this piece of shit.—The preceding comment was added by MerlinsPants, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

  • Well, I told you what you need to do on your talk page, but I can only repeat myself so much: If a user on Gaia Online is worth mentioning, make a fucking article about 'em. We do the same fucking thing for LJ'ers, Furries, tartlets, and goddamn it, we can do it for these weeaboos too. -- Image:Jigsaw_puzzle_piece.png For every piecethere is a puzzle 13:52, 27 February 2008 (CST)

WTF?

Who the hell wrote this damn article? I got AIDS just from reading it. One could think gaia is a nice place.

Most of it seems to be written by an in-gaiafag that has spent several years in that hell.

Who the fuck cares which fucktard is admin and what fucking policy exists in this shithole?

This article should warn the average human being of this shit and everyone who even slightly says something nice (is a liar) and should be permabanned.—The preceding comment was added by XGhostDogX, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

You did notice the edit war template, right? This cocksucker has been fucking with the article for a few days. I do agree wholeheartedly, though. This needs moar scathing. We can keep shit about admins and policies if we can find a way to make it lulzy, though. Ultra-kun 21:04, 11 March 2008 (CDT)
  • God damn it, shut the fuck up. Gaia is not THAT bad, I know it's terrible, but it's not fucking Hell for fuck sake. Butt 20:55, 17 March 2008 (CDT)
    • Getting a little too defensive eh? All I heard was a bunch of:

Image:Bawwwww bunny.jpg --Jawsome OMG LENSFLARE! 21:07, 17 March 2008 (CDT)


No. All I'm saying is you guys need to stop being dickbags, all high on Gaiahaet. There are worse cesspools of fail on the interbutts.Butt 21:11, 17 March 2008 (CDT)

  • Please, for fuck's sake, just shut the hell up. Most of us that have edited or watched this article ARE members of Gaia, and yes, there are worse places. But you've apparently failed at realizing that this site is both for satire, and for pain. What's more, Gaia has been gay for a long time, but lately, it's only been getting worse. It's only a matter of time before MTV, Ubisoft, and Nike have a bidding war with Satan himself over who has the rights to LAnzer's soul...Jews have souls, right? --D-Malice, sexy /b/east 03:04, 26 March 2008 (CDT)
  • lol Butt 15:37, 10 April 2008 (CDT)

WHAT THE HELL???

Do you guys see what im seeing? LONGCAT AND CEILINGCAT ITEMS?! Ohhhh they're asking for it! King Alfore Mar 25 08 8:57

  • I've heard about that on Nagafen. I checked the chans and I found pictures - sure are those cats. Also, a V mask titled "Epic Fail mask." All we can do is wait and see. Pink Poodle 20:00, 25 March 2008 (CDT)

Fucking Gaiafags

We have a lulz killer! This nigger is warning Gaia about the invasion. King Alfore Mar 29 08 12:18

  • Y'know, this further proves the impossible - Gaia actually won this round, and probably are some form of cabal working with SciFags to make more money. After all, MTV does pay their warehouse rent now. --In Before Blood Shard - Life 03:53, 2 April 2008 (CDT)
    • Gaia hasn't won anything in the history of it's existence except the Gay Award. image:Flag_ro.gifNinjaimage:Flag_ro.gif 22:32, 3 April 2008 (CDT)
      • I always felt the same way - hell, I never even left the guilds because I didn't want to go out and see all the n00b-tards crawling over each other like lemmings to the raping of their wallets (digital and literal) every time a new item came out on this hole. But the sheer fact that anything like this is pretty much a semi-lulzy counter-troll either proves Gaia won something, or /b/ is weak when anyone attempts to distract them from an current goals or their original prime directive. --In Before Blood Shard - Life 10:42, 7 April 2008 (CDT)

If we cant beat a children's website, we cant beat a huge cult........go ahead and back down faggots, Gaia mods only added the memes to mock us

Gaia? In my facebook??

It's more likely than you think. [2] --Her name is rio 17:41, 9 April 2008 (CDT)

  • Blocked right away! Pink Poodle 18:09, 9 April 2008 (CDT)

IRL Raid

On May 15 5:00 AM, Gaiafags are going to raid CBS News in New York. What should we do? King Alfore 10:09 May 8 08

  • Keep the operation on e/b/aums, too many Gaiafags here. image:Flag_ro.gifNinjaimage:Flag_ro.gif 18:59, 11 May 2008 (CDT)

Exclusive image of gay couple Ian and Siriano

http://hiphotos.baidu.com/hhddx/pic/item/d2318cd1789d4c2a9a5027f9.jpg -ToaRabin 20:58, 25 June 2008 (CDT)

Hot Button

I went on the other day and took a shitty drawing someone was trying to whore out thumbs up and the like, when I printed it out, made vast improvements and uploaded it back up to show her at http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/ZHynkel/hahaha.jpg. I was given an infraction for this(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/ZHynkel/noleik.jpg), I then posted it again and got banned (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/ZHynkel/lulz.jpg). It seems to be a hot button with them. I suggest abuse it as much as possible. --Zootch 23:30, 24 September 2008 (CDT)

Fucking win. The Modfags are trying to ban me for taking over the Weeaboo fourm ._.

Image that needs to go on this article somewhere,

Image:Gaia_Troll.png We need [[Image:Gaia_Troll.png]] somewhere.

Mostly for teh lulz

ED? On their Gaia?

It's more likely than you think. --ToaRabin 18:48, 17 November 2008 (CST)

  • Apparently it stands for "Extended Discussion" where Gaia users discuss politics and stuff. Pink Poodle *yap* Minichatot.gif 19:26, 17 November 2008 (CST)

FACT: Extended discussion has the highest trollability rating of all the forums on gaia.--Zaiger(talk)image:noes.gif 19:31, 17 November 2008 (CST)

  • Wait, Gaians discussing politics? You've got to be fucking kidding me. --ToaRabin 16:14, 19 November 2008 (CST)

What what?

I nevar really got the thing against Gaia. I made an account yesterday and messed around a bit, and it didn't really look that toxic/furry/jewish. None of the 13-year-old boys or the 30 year old IRL pedos seemed really to give a shit about anonymous, as long as they can have their dumb Gaia Cash and hawt cybersecks. To me it was like weeaboo AOL in game form. Which shouldn't bother anonymous. I'm pretty sure the whole Gaia thing got started when some troll got banned for trolling and lost all his Gaia gold, then ran butthurt to /b/, in which newfags came to his aid. Ifuckedyourmeme (talk) 16:40, 25 November 2008 (CST)

  • It's because Gaia has items for sale with the likeness of Longcat. You know how much /b/ doesn't like to share.--Zaiger(talk)image:noes.gif 16:50, 25 November 2008 (CST)
    • Ah yes, the violation of rules 1 and 2....... So we have established /b/ is being butthurt because some idiot on Gaia made a Longcat plushie? Didn't Stephen Colbert once say something about Longcat on his show? (he's talked about the LHC, Hackers on steriods, weegee, ??? PROFIT, and pretty much every other meme out there.....) Fukken retards. Ifuckedyourmeme (talk)

Gold

I'm a Gaia user. Just wanted to say, who ever put those tips on how to get lots of gold, THANKS! lol --Pastel 23:14, 5 December 2008 (CST)

Oh Noes...

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c235/magic_dancing_mushroom/Gaia%20Stuff/YOUCANNOTUNSEEIT-2.jpg

BABYFUR! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

No, I can't do image tags for shit.

Touch-up?

I agree it needs a touch up. I'm a shameless Gaiafag, I'll dig around for something lulzy to add or just create a thread to piss the users off and watch the fur fly.

Why hasn't there been a raid for the Longcat items? I'm a little disappointed, the drama potential for a Longcat based raid is high. Hell, I'd help because turning against fellow Gaia players is fucking hilarious.

Gaia Online in the red?

I've heard that Gaia's pretty much flailing their arms about wildly and laid off about a dozen or so artists. I've been trying to find out if this is true. Can anyone help me out here? Pink Poodle *yap* Minichatot.gif 20:49, 24 December 2008 (CST)


who got fired

Here is a partial list of who was fired.

CirqueDelFeu, DJ Helsing, Dri, (Lulz, an admin got fired) ericaphantom, excitom, goodknightjedi, JJ, Loie, melr3, Shin Kokuu, smokeytheb, taligator, testtoon, The HC, WilmaFlintstone, Your-Fathers-Belt. Faghag 16:12, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

  • Supposedly because of the bad economy, Also Gaia now has a Colbert item.Faghag 16:12, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
  • I think they re-hired DJ Helsing and JJ, because if they fired their "hosts" for their Anime Expo booth/dance/orgy/etc., and the other weeaboo conventions, they might have to do something silly like have L0cke rear his ugly head above the barstool. And here my voice goes to ones and zeros... 12:37, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Trannies!

It has come to light that certain users are not who they seem to be. Kyribird, a popular artist/shop owner in Breedables & Commissions is really a transsexual. While this is not surprising, considering the horrible amount of fail and gay in Gaia, this can provide a great deal of lulz to be had. Be sure to call "her" Nikolai for the lulz.

EbonizedDragon: I've been coming out as a FtM transman lately =3 Been getting people to use my male name and refer to me as 'he' ^_^; So I'm happy about that
Ididitfortehlulz: I didn't know you are going to be FtM o_o;
Ididitfortehlulz: so forgive me for being shocked right now
EbonizedDragon: I'm...already FtM. I'll just never get the surgery because of health reasons
EbonizedDragon: and other personal reasons x.x
Ididitfortehlulz: wow
EbonizedDragon: I tried coming out a few years ago and was bashed to shit for it on Gaia Drama
EbonizedDragon: So I kind of went back into my hidey hole
EbonizedDragon: But can't really do it anymore so I'm going again. Keeping it off Gaia. I don't want to deal with that shit again
Ididitfortehlulz: so what is your male name? *is curious*
EbonizedDragon: Nikolai

Great potential can be had here.Lolbuttseckslulz 18:33, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

This article is a mess

I think I am going to try and clean it up. Wish me luck. - Flyinpigfetus Message 02:56, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

  • I created more white space, moved a few things around, and edited the first to sections. Still needs loads of work. Who ever wrote this did it fast and carelessly. - Flyinpigfetus Message 03:51, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
  • UPDATE: I'm up to Houses and boxed in The Conversation. - Flyinpigfetus Message 14:32, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
  • UPDATE: I've done what I can. - Flyinpigfetus Message 22:57, 16 February 2009 (UTC

It wasn't good enough. (-)(-)(-)(-)DisrepectfulFuckhead 17:47, 21 March 2009 (UTC)DisrespectfulFuckhead(-)(-)(-)(-)

Man held after child kidnap bid

Saw this last night but forgot to post it.

 
“ 		 
Police in France have arrested a man who allegedly tried to abduct a 12-year-old Scottish girl he met through a social networking website.

The 41-year-old Belgian national was detained at Marseilles Airport where he is said to have tried to board a flight with the girl.

French police said the schoolgirl was from Glasgow and was on holiday with her family in Provence.

She had met the man after contact through a website called Gaia.
 

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-Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 15:06, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

More unoriginality

I haven't checked on Gaia in eons but recently I found out they've become more unoriginal than they have before. Apparently they've made some items that look like Blizzards shit from WoW. Just seeing if anyone here noticed.

7/16/09 King Alfore 9:05 PM Bold text

Kit Nightwalker

Some cunt guzzling weeaboo who's obsessed with some anime character. She gets on people who even go so far as to make a simple joke about her favorite character or her shitty fandom, automatically harassing people. Her "official' group of weeaboo faggots spend their days kissing her ass so she wont go ape shit insane on them. It mentions that they won't fight with each other or harass one another, but Kit's such a fucking hypocrite that she turns around and bitches until her ass is turned inside out. Not to mention, she has claimed to possess marriage papers to her favorite characters, has a daily rape fantasy, and has even said herself that her favorite character probably wouldn't even think she's that pretty, so she'd rape him silly. Srsly, what the shit?

Warning that she has a group of followers that are just the same, but should be incredibly fun to troll. If you say you like a pairing she hates, or say the pairing she likes is not canon, she will automatically shit bricks.

Bitch stop deleting my links.

^ The previous information was incorrect. There is no Kit Nightwalker on GaiaOnline. Kit Nightwalker is a fictional character designed by some yaoi fan writing her own shitty fan fiction/story and therefore cannot be any of the things mentioned because he does not exist.

Learn to do your research, Gaiafags. Better yet, get the fuck out and stay in your shithole site and keep your faggotry to yourself.

Edit by:Vi sucks cock

Elusive Sparrow

Known as "GIMME MOAR HAMBAGAH" http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=19319817

In the entire history of Gaiafaggotry, there has never been a bigger Drama Queen than this person. Seriously guys, this girl wants the world's attention and makes you want to feel sorry for how emo she is, how her life is fucked up, and how she can't have kids because of some shit that happened. She betrays the people around her, talks shit about her friends just to get close to other people, lies to the world around her and yet, all together, wants her to make others feel sorry for her and her shitty life.

She LOVES to steal people's ideas and not even give them credit for it. She has no mind to do shit for herself, no creativity, and takes other ideas from people who worked hard for them for her own personal gain.

She has very bad fashion sense. Look at her avatar on gaia. It's pure FAIL. Ugly, and it just... fails.

She's in LOVE with some 80+ year old guy and thinks he's the hottest thing in the world. Something wrong there?

Whenever someone puts her down, she PMs her friends, IMs them, and posts in their shitty little thread about how emo she's feeling and how she wants everyone to love her when, 90% of the time, she's the cause of the problem in the first place.

Apparently she also tried to commit suicide once. Too bad she didn't. Maybe someone should go troll her thread and give her ugly mug some encouragement on why the world would be better off without her shitty drama and puke-worthy face.


^^ Just so you know, this is Kit obviously butthurt. In other words, she can't come up with any good ideas. Yo Kit I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but SnapeSnogger was the biggest Drama Queen of all time. Of all time.

^^Apparently Elusive Sparrow is so fixated on this Kit person that she thinks that Kit made this rant. Haha, stupid bitch is stupid. And Kanye West interrupter? That has to be the stupidest trend in Gaia right now. (Someone should make an article on it, actually.) Can't the Queen of Gaiafags come up with her own comebacks? Oh wait, no she can't. Honestly, who in their right minds would be friends with this bitch? It gets worse and worse with her as time progresses. I honestly can say that I hope she kills herself when everyone turns on her for being an idiot and a liar.

-->Yo, I'ma cut in for a second here and add my own little addition to this. Instead of other people being the dick up HER ass, if you look around that A/M/C section of Gaia, a lot of those "reg" people have her in their signature about how wonderful she is and stuff. Wouldn't it actually be fair to say that she's the intrusive dick up THEIR asses? It seems to me that she'll do whatever it takes to get up someone else's ass just so she can say she has more friends. Not that you'd want to be friends with those reg faggots. Just something to think about. Signin' out, yo@!—The preceding comment was added by [[User talk:GenchanGenchan|GenchanGenchan]], who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Should the one using the Kanye West interrupter really be the one lecturing others for not being able to come up with any good ideas? ~~CrudeDemeanor~~

Well for one, since this stuff can be edited by absolutely anyone (and everyone), my section was pretty much cut out and condensed by some fucktard. And hate to break it to ya, but I'm not the Queen of Gaiafags. Try again.

By the way, the person who made this section is Kit's best friend AKA LOVURRRRRRRR, so it's obvious that she's gonna try to back her up. Him, her. Whatever the fuck Kit is, because first she's a bisexual guy, and then she's going on about how her friend's in love with her and they're the same gender boohooooo.

^ This article was proven to be written by Elusive Sparrow/GIMME MOAR herself.  GaiaFaggotry at it's finest.

Edit by: Vi sucks cock.

Gaia's Chinese Sister Site

There's a Chinese site called GOnline. I don't know how old it is since i can't read a thing of Chinese, but they have some of Gaia's 2003 donation items as store items and all that jazz. After checking further, it is indeed a legit site.

Chinese Gaia

Their towns look better than original Gaia's and they also have the angel wings Gaians have been balling their eyes out for. Fucking lol. --Callistokall 05:08, 2 October 2009 (UTC) Bold text

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