Talk:GangstaElijah
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[edit] Lol, freestyle
LOL, someone on youtube did us a service by posting the "lyrics" to his shitty freestyle in the comments to the video:
So I had church this mornin- I'm thuggin in my church shirt - AAAAAnd I thought I's do a little freestyle for ya'll on Yoootube, yuhnohmahsain. So, here it goes. (22 second pause while rubbing face and looking around room) Aye, so I godee... Yo I'm freestylin, in the PHX, do so many tricks ya'll aint know what's next. Ahblahkab muthafuckin gangsta.
Ya'll ain't know how I do, ya'll ain't know what I do, ya'll ain't know where I do it. Muthafuckas trand screw it, try and stue it, but they can't do it like ah DO IT! (puff) Cuz I'm a fuck-in gangsta up in this shit.
Yungallnoam like swish, swish muthafuckin click in my gat, in my gat go click! click! all up in yo brain poppin caps. You know I'm insane like a jew. Ah pop some caps, I'm like a muthafuckin gangsta man. Ah pop some caps ah pull my nine out put it to yo brain you dead. Muthafucka ah got homicide on my red GRRR!
Muthafucka picket son of a bitch. (scratches head to figure out what the meaning of the last few lyrics) Manah homocidal in this shit. Inni inni shitshit. Kazaam a gangsta sellin some drugs, buyin some hookas, sellin some bugs, muhfucka ya'll ain't know me. Sniffin crack colgane cuz I'm a g like that. You know I'm insane muthafucka. Smokin some blunts muthamuthafuckafucka. Ya'll ain't how I front muthafucka. I ain't front like you. I ain't front like you. I ain't stunt like you.
I ain't no scruuub. (puff) Man ah get some hugs from the lady muthafucka. Cuz ahma fuckin thug. Ya'll know me I'm a fuckin gangsta. Ya'll know me I'm a muthafuckin g gangsta bitch ya'll ain't know me. Ya'll ain't know haaaaigh do. Ya'll ain't know where I spin these tracks on you. Muthafucka free. Style like a fuckin gangsta bitch-man. I'm from the hood. Whatchoo want, bitch?
Muthafucka ahm from the fuckin PHX, from the pheonix, ya'll ain't know whaamahdoo next cuz it's the muthafuckin hood up in this shit. Man don't have to be ghetto man it's middle class shit, muthafucka, ya'll ain't know me. Ah ain't rich but ah ain't poh, muthafucka. Ah got mo bling than a ho, muthafucka. I don't need to sell myself on the street. Man I got all this g shit. Muthafukca you know me.
Ah like some gold. Muthafucka tryan told me. Chatryan told. Me that ahm a fuckin gangsta-ahsaidahalreadynoh. Cuz you know, bitch. I just slap that ho. You know me. Ahm a fuckin gangsta. Freestylin foh yo ass you kow ah ain't no wanksta. Muthafucka ya'll know me, ahm the ohn. Lee, g in this shit-man. PHX I'm reppin. West-side pheonix.
Enjoy :)-Ketthe KangaJew 01:25, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
