Talk:Grawp/Archive3

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Illogicopedia

Right, that's it. They deleted the Grawp article there. We will assault this wiki at every fucking possible opportunity. There will be intense raids like the Luftwaffe bombing London in 1940 until their morale breaks. Anyone up for the brawl? Grawp? Hagger? Avril? Hiwhispees? Whole Wheat Toast? Drunkenlazybastard? (The rollback-breaking script will fucking destroy them).--Feels good man 21:44, 12 September 2008 (CDT)

Also, if I make a reasonable enough case that it's not a personal army request, I could ask Britchan's /i/ to provide /b/lackup. But that's unlikely.--Feels good man 21:47, 12 September 2008 (CDT)

They also allow IP edits, and so we could get 4chan to back us up on the most basic stuff.--Feels good man 21:52, 12 September 2008 (CDT)

Also, spam the fuck out of their 'report a problem' feature.--Feels good man 22:04, 12 September 2008 (CDT)

It was like that for about 2 hours, also vandal bots ftw --V'iLLiN 07:04, 13 September 2008 (CDT)

illogicopedia is just more unfunny failure, one could say it's not even worth hagger'ing.--Lulzercaust^molest 07:38, 13 September 2008 (CDT)

If you have a vandalbot, can you put it on a filesharing service (i.e. megaupload) along with instructions how to use it? Illogicopedia is going down. It's a realistic target for us for right now. Although having said that Wikia is notoriously difficult to vandalise.--Feels good man 07:55, 13 September 2008 (CDT)

Lol.--Feels good man 08:02, 13 September 2008 (CDT)

• How do I vandalised wiki like Grawp?--Lulzercaust^molest 15:21, 13 September 2008 (CDT)

Look wat I's did [1] [2] [3] [4] Avril Troll 16:40, 13 September 2008 (CDT)

• Srsly guyz what tools do you use to do this?--Lulzercaust^molest 17:02, 13 September 2008 (CDT)
  • Did the entire Illogicopedia wiki just get locked down for 12 hours as a security precaution? Also, the Illogicopedia admin that came bawwwing at the TJC has just played right into our hands. We should update the Illogicopedia article with screenshots.--Feels good man 21:34, 13 September 2008 (CDT)
    • This happened because one of you tards spammed ED IS GOING TO KILL YOU LOL!!!11one on their wiki. --Drunkenlazybastard 21:42, 13 September 2008 (CDT)

Some more [5] [6] [7] but that's it for me. Plus I've been blocked across all wikia wikis. Avril Troll 15:42, 14 September 2008 (CDT)

Serious business

"Because of NawlinWiki's censorship faggotry, I will shoot him in the head and blow his brains against the wall. I know where you live and that he's Indian." Grawp, was that you? Hagger 20:19, 13 September 2008 (CDT)

Where did someone say that? It sounds like a familiar phrase. The problem is that if this threat was made via the proxy of /b/, it's impossible to identify whether it was the real Grawp that made this threat. I've seen people attack Wikipedia like that and claim to be Grawp and it's neither the real Grawp nor myself.-Feels good man 21:01, 13 September 2008 (CDT)

It wasn't me either, I think I was the person who originally posted that though. --lateral ^|talk| 21:51, 13 September 2008 (CDT)

No, it wasn’t me. — Grawp 21:57, 13 September 2008 (CDT)

I thought not. Grawp's not dumb enough to switch from saying "I know where you live" to "he's Indian". It was on ANI and NawlinWiki semi'd it, because of it. Hagger 07:25, 14 September 2008 (CDT)

New page moves

[8] (moved AN/I!) [9] [10] [11]

Also...

--Austin Kincaid 14:04, 14 September 2008 (CDT)

I'd hit it... with a mace. You know that you can only do ten moves per minute on TOW or something like that? Is that applicable to all of Wikimedia's probjects? I've really got the urge to find a small Wikipedia with about 100 articles and move every single one to something lulzy. Hagger 14:40, 14 September 2008 (CDT)

• I did something like that a while long ago, I found a small wiki and moved every single person's userpage and it took them a while to revert it all. Hiwhispees 14:53, 14 September 2008 (CDT)

All Wikimedia wikis can set their own limits if they want to, though if they don't define a limit they get the global settings of six per minute. Avril Troll 16:20, 14 September 2008 (CDT)

Look at that French faggot Lucasbfr and that gay bear Bearian (yes, he is actually a gay bear) and them exchanging their barnstars. Typical intercourse between Wikipedia administrators! Also, another account of moves. --Austin Kincaid 15:57, 14 September 2008 (CDT)

Don't use Tinyurl, some wikipedos will see right through it. Instead, use [12] or [13]. And has anyone crapflooded their IRC channels yet? I'd hit it but I don't have a good phrase to flood with. Whole Wheat Toast 18:29, 14 September 2008 (CDT)

Hey thanks, I've been looking for a good alternative to tinyurl.--Austin Kincaid 19:35, 14 September 2008 (CDT)

Threats of violence are always a win. --lateral ^|talk| 19:41, 14 September 2008 (CDT)

And here's the last of the six pagemove accounts used today.--Austin Kincaid 20:53, 14 September 2008 (CDT)

No problem, except that you can't really get nig.gr to work, but it's the only "URL shortner" that's not blacklisted on TOW. Whole Wheat Toast 23:24, 14 September 2008 (CDT)

MOAR moves! [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] --Austin Kincaid 20:41, 15 September 2008 (CDT)

And just one more.-Austin Kincaid 21:50, 15 September 2008 (CDT)

moar [19] [20] [21] --Austin Kincaid 10:23, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

• If you're going to hit #wikipedia, spam it with Oh No You Didn't. --lateral ^|talk| 19:58, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

Wow

I just spent the last 20 minutes looking around the Simple English Wikipedia, and I think it actually made me stupider. I still can't believe that project is for real, every article reads like your talking to your cat. On the bright side though, they only have three checkusers and nine active admins. --lateral ^|talk| 20:20, 14 September 2008 (CDT)

And no oversight and no NawlinWiki! Whole Wheat Toast 23:24, 14 September 2008 (CDT)

Yeah, but as soon as you get going all the en.wikipedia admins crossover and spoil the fun. Avril Troll 16:10, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

Pagemove vandalism from Larry Sanger's account

So who did this? -Lolinnernets

That's good enough to add to the main article. That isn't Larry Sanger's http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Larry_Sanger main account obviously] - but it's still an impressive feat. How did that get hacked exactly?--Austin Kincaid 07:59, 15 September 2008 (CDT)

Also, I agree totally with the views Grawp expressed on police states.--Austin Kincaid 08:09, 15 September 2008 (CDT)

That was me. I didn’t hack it. That account used to exist on an old version of Wikipedia. The edits Larry made with it were imported to the current Wikipedia about a year ago, but the account no longer existed. So, I simply recreated it myself, as you can see from the creation log. — Grawp 15:27, 15 September 2008 (CDT)

The only way around this is their ACC, which is oh so exploitable. Ask them for an account similar to a user who's unheard of like TenPoundHammer and they'll probably do it for you. Just don't add Hagger or anything to there. Whole Wheat Toast 18:42, 15 September 2008 (CDT)

Identity Confusion

I hate how everyone confuses all vandals for being Grawp. Hiwhispees 08:07, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

• I feel accomplished because Hiwhispees was added to Lupin's Bad Words List. Hiwhispees 08:22, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

Archive2

Someone hasn't done this right. Can we get a proper archive of this?--Austin Kincaid 08:35, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

• I'm so sorry that you have a shitty internet connection and aol =[ Hiwhispees 10:08, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

Pissing contest

Ok, I was making accounts this morning around 9:30 (yes NawlinWiki, go forth and search the logs) and I was wondering how many I had, cause I've never actually counted them. I counted 87 groups, so thats 522 in total. Then I wondered how that compares to you guys, so I think it's time for a good olde pissing contest. How big is your sockfarm? And come on guys, be honest :) Avril Troll 16:07, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

Sockfarm scoreboard

• Avril - 522

Abuse filter

Looks like this was developed specifically to stop... us.--Austin Kincaid 17:32, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

Lol, this user is complaining "but think of the children!"... fucking hell, these morons should realise that ten-year-olds shouldn't be fucking editing Wikipedia anyway. I'm sure lots of parents would be happy to know that Wikipedia contains such information as which porn stars have performed triple anal. Also, can someone fucking archive the large number of sections taht should have been archived?--Austin Kincaid 18:05, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

Archives done I think.--Austin Kincaid 18:16, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

Werdna’s abuse filter test wiki

Look what I did. — Grawp 19:30, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

Lol, Alison called me an idiot.[22] — Grawp 19:33, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

I have successfully taken over that wiki. — Grawp 21:00, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

lollerz. Hey, idiot ^__^ - Alison 00:48, 19 September 2008 (CDT)

At least I’m not some old menopausal bitch with wrinkled tits and a torn vagina. — Grawp 15:46, 19 September 2008 (CDT)

Pwnt Hagger 16:03, 19 September 2008 (CDT)

You don't count

Guess that makes two of us, so :) At least I can't be accused of being a zitty teen with a tiny, limp dick, living in his mommy's basement and craving fame on the internets to compensate for his inadequate life. Big fucking ego. Come back when you've grown a set of balls, chum - Alison 20:40, 19 September 2008 (CDT)

Lol Grawp now they really want you to fuck them up [23] Whole Wheat Toast 20:17, 20 September 2008 (CDT)

C'mon over, so =:-) - Alison 21:44, 20 September 2008 (CDT)

Only use his shitty test wiki for vandalising and personal attacks, Grawp. Those fags are trying to use you to help them defeat you in the future. Don't give them what they want. Hagger 09:58, 21 September 2008 (CDT)

Damnit, I forgot to say that! Alison, we ain't dumb fags who live in San Francisco and make a shitty operating system. Whole Wheat Toast 13:55, 21 September 2008 (CDT)

Do I get an internet for not being Irish? Hagger 14:02, 21 September 2008 (CDT)

Is that it?? Jesus - you limp-dicked fucking losers - Alison 18:23, 21 September 2008 (CDT)

• LOLWUT. I’m thinking we should tell Apple about that page. — Grawp 20:16, 21 September 2008 (CDT)

KEKEKEKEKE!!!! Be my guest, you limp-dicked wonder. Betcha haven't got the balls ^___^ - Alison 21:14, 21 September 2008 (CDT)

Alison, nah, these losers don't have the balls ..pathetic..they probably need some viagra..--Road Runner 21:36, 21 September 2008 (CDT)

EVERYBODY, LOOK AT THIS!

You can make yourself a god on one of Werdna’s shitty little wikis simply by creating an account! See this, this, and this. — Grawp 20:01, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

Account created. User:DLB --Drunkenlazybastard 20:15, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

Lol, I just globally locked Alison’s and Andrew (Werdna)’s accounts. Now they can’t even log in! — Grawp 20:43, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

HAHAHAHA --Drunkenlazybastard 21:00, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

• How do you make yourself steward? I wanna play around with the features. Hiwhispees 21:05, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

I now have the test wiki under my control: [24], [25]. — Grawp 21:08, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

• Lulz, you locked the database. Hiwhispees 21:30, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

Looks like they've removed any sign of vandalism. Hagger 12:21, 17 September 2008 (CDT)

"That wiki does not exist" lol BALEETED! --Drunkenlazybastard 12:40, 17 September 2008 (CDT)

They probably manually staffed Alison. Watch out Grawp, you'll need to hack the db server in order to gain complete access to their wikis. I happen to know because I have one myself. Whole Wheat Toast 22:10, 17 September 2008 (CDT)

They now have full control of the wiki. Whole Wheat Toast 23:39, 17 September 2008 (CDT)

Unauthorised bot on TOW

See here. I also wanna mess with this test wiki.--Austin Kincaid 21:43, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

I think this takeover of this wiki, which was pretty much designed to stop us guys, is an epic win of sorts. Can you change our user rights as well to stewards, etc? I think this belongs in the "Grawp's Legacy" section of the main article. Explain how the abuse filter was being tested here for implementation on TOW, but got pwnt in the stages of development.--Austin Kincaid 21:49, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

Hmm, I unlocked the database of Encyclopedia of Religion.--Austin Kincaid 22:25, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

I already have a list of the unauthorized adminbots that I have run into:

• Misza13
• Nakon
• Wimt
• MBisanz‎
• Mr.Z-man
• Maxim
• Luna Santin
• Zzuuzz
• WBOSITG
• Oxymoron83
• WODUP
• MaxSem
• Rjd0060
• Krimpet
• Scarian
• Prodego
• Alexf
• Slakr
• Kylu
• Chris G
• Tiptoety
• Hersfold
• KnightLago
• DVD R W
• Chet B Long (when he was still an admin)
• PeterSymonds (when he was still an admin)

— Grawp 22:34, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

Someone really needs to mess up Codesnippets. Much lulz in there, all the admins try to ban the founder! Whole Wheat Toast 22:41, 16 September 2008 (CDT)

• • Some of those admins (PeterSymonds for one) wern't using proper bots, just wikipedia:User:Mr.Z-man/moverevert.js --V'iLLiN 06:20, 17 September 2008 (CDT)

Zappa Wiki Jawaka

Frank Zappa's anus needs stretching. Zappa 18:25, 17 September 2008 (CDT)

Done. Hagger 13:23, 18 September 2008 (CDT)

Hey, there's some good music mentioned there. Also, Hagger, why do you say that you like semen being squirted in your anus? Grawp would never say that...--Austin Kincaid 15:09, 18 September 2008 (CDT)

Why are you such a faggot? Hagger 16:05, 18 September 2008 (CDT)

I forgot to mention thanks for rating those people hot or not from 0-10. I appreciate it :) Whole Wheat Toast 18:18, 18 September 2008 (CDT)

I would have sex with Sarah Palin, if she offered. Hagger 18:42, 18 September 2008 (CDT)

Jameth tried to ask the internet for money just to hit on her, but she canceled. Whole Wheat Toast 18:47, 18 September 2008 (CDT)

I think I over stretched it. My bad. Hagger 10:00, 21 September 2008 (CDT)

Misza13's bot

So is the bot somewhere in this bastard's userspace? I don't see one, and we need a way to get around it. We need to know how it is detecting the pagemove vandalism, and what it has been programmed to detect, so we can get around that.--Austin Kincaid 13:48, 18 September 2008 (CDT)

It's MiszaBot, MiszaBot I, MiszaBot II, MiszaBot III, MiszaBot IV, and many more. If you can't find them, go to his account creation log, bots operate on separate accounts on TOW, as well as ED. Whole Wheat Toast 18:11, 18 September 2008 (CDT)

Actually, I think his bot got turned off a couple of months back because some fucks were getting butthurt. Instead, there's this bot that sends a link to some channel on wikipedo IRC. Here's the full list of cockpuppets he created.Whole Wheat Toast 18:17, 18 September 2008 (CDT)

I'm looking at this source code. Having done programming myself in the past, I can get the jist of what this thing is trying to do, barely. Also, indirectly we (pagemove vandals) are probably the root cause of what has led to a request for arbitration. I'll be watching the developments on this one, lawl.--Austin Kincaid 18:25, 18 September 2008 (CDT)

Try to make a page-moving bot for græt justice and epic lulz! Whole Wheat Toast 18:46, 18 September 2008 (CDT)

Grawp, how the fuck are you getting around the bot that Mizsa13 runs?--Austin Kincaid 05:24, 19 September 2008 (CDT)

It's not that hard, you just have to vary your move summeries and titles. Misza then has to change the block triggers increasing the chance of blocking a good user (Bonus points if you get Misza to block a good user, even more if you get him desysoped). Also on the topic of page-moving bots I have one, but I have a hard time finding unblocked open proxies --V'iLLiN 04:30, 20 September 2008 (CDT)

http://tpi.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/Grawp - looks like they didn't block this account. Why didn't you carry on vandalising? Hagger 14:12, 19 September 2008 (CDT)

• I was just going through the list of foreign-language United Kingdom articles and moving those. — Grawp 16:30, 19 September 2008 (CDT)

That's an extra sockpuppet. Hagger 18:01, 19 September 2008 (CDT)

What. The. Shit.

Searching for the words 'wikipedia' and 'hagger' gives a 'Chilling Effects' notice from the Internet Watch Foundation. Just what the fuck. Why the hell is that? Wikipedia vandalism doesn't have anything to do with what they're trying to remove as far as I know.--Austin Kincaid 09:11, 20 September 2008 (CDT)

Our article about Hagger is third - wahey! Also noting that you are a Britfag, because you use google.co.uk. Hagger 09:53, 21 September 2008 (CDT)

Yeah, when I google “Grawp,” they show my user page, but they don’t show this article. I even e-mailed them saying that ED doesn’t contain any child pornography. — Grawp 20:09, 21 September 2008 (CDT)

Someone complained that they were being defamed on that page, most likely. They never tell you why they remove shit from their live list and if you use a free email account, they just shitcan your message - Alison 21:17, 21 September 2008 (CDT)

Sceptre

He's trying to get unblock. The way in which he does is so pathetic it makes me laugh. What a fucking no life faggot! Hagger 16:10, 21 September 2008 (CDT)

TOW servers down

I'm looking in your direction, NawlinWiki. Hagger 10:18, 22 September 2008 (CDT)

They're back up. Whole Wheat Toast 22:26, 22 September 2008 (CDT)

Issuepedia

I pagemoved some pages at this shitty little wiki called Issuepedia a few months ago. The site's owner is a hippie furfag who disabled page moves because of me. I also did all that grawp imitating at Palaeos.org. I just want Grawp or another famous wikipedia vandal to rate my ability to troll. BarneyBot 14:49, 23 September 2008 (CDT)

You did alright. I did similar sort of thing at Zappa Wiki Jawaka, but with several accounts and more moves than you. You completely fail at edit summaries though. You need something like MUHAMED RAPED LITTLE CHILDREN. HE WORSHIPPED SATAN AND SACRIFICED BABIES IN HIS NAME. MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS AND SHOULD BE SHOT. ALLAH DOESN'T EXIST. Hagger 15:19, 23 September 2008 (CDT)

By the way I goatsed the Main Page and the following error message now appears, even after hard refreshing "Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 25165824 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 540932 bytes) in /hsphere/local/home/hypertwi/issuepedia.org/includes/Parser_OldPP.php on line 2711". My bad. Hagger 15:22, 23 September 2008 (CDT)

Here I used an image the site owner uploaded to make a page titled "MUHAMED RAPED LITTLE CHILDREN. HE WORSHIPPED SATAN AND SACRIFICED BABIES IN HIS NAME. MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS AND SHOULD BE SHOT. ALLAH DOESN'T EXIST." at Issuepedia. BarneyBot 16:31, 23 September 2008 (CDT)

You fail at it. Hagger 17:26, 23 September 2008 (CDT)

lol - you all fail at it, freaks ^__^ - Alliecat 17:29, 24 September 2008 (CDT)

Just 'cause you're a muslim. Hagger 17:36, 24 September 2008 (CDT)

More wikis owned by the Issuepedia guy

I found a bunch of wikis owned by this Woozle guy. He's the creepiest hippie I ever saw and he's also a Wikipedo.

http://htyp.org/Main_Page

http://wiki.vbz.net/Main_Page

http://wiki.hypertwins.org/Main_Page

http://wiki.sluggysquad.com/index.php/Main_Page

BarneyBot 19:25, 23 September 2008 (CDT)

How to get around Misza13's bot!

This. Just say whatever you want about the article in the title you move it to, being aware of the blacklist and things that might trigger the bot, and keep your edit summaries safe (i.e. do not mention Grawp, pwnage, nimp.org, encyclopediadramatica, massive cock, etcetera). What I did was copypasted the moved title into the edit summary. For the final page you move, do it as a grawp pagemove as before (this will mean you are blocked after the move). You've beaten the bot, and not only that you are forced to say whatever you like about the article. Brilliant.--Card Crusher 07:36, 28 September 2008 (CDT)

Also, here is an IRL "Captain Hagger", like noted at the topic of the main article.--Card Crusher 12:14, 28 September 2008 (CDT)

Its more fun to try and get around it while still sending the message of HAGGER???? --V'iLLiN 08:40, 29 September 2008 (CDT)

Dox

Grawp, is this your dox? Whole Wheat Toast 21:48, 29 September 2008 (CDT)

He'll say no, but ByAppointmentTo certainly thinks so. --lateral ^|talk| 22:02, 29 September 2008 (CDT)

Which reminds me, I found another one of ByAppointmentTo's cockpuppet. Plox 2 raep Card Crusher plzkthx Whole Wheat Toast 23:50, 29 September 2008 (CDT)

I know from previous dox that Grawp is near Los Angeles, so I think the location is right. The name probably is too, but whoever's going around saying this, isn't telling is where he got the dox from, so he has no proof. Hagger 10:27, 30 September 2008 (CDT)

Grawp's been dishing out Krimpet's dox here on a regular basis and I'm sure these events are connected. He's done the same to me in the past which is ironic considering I do know Grawp's RL stuff. Not tellin', though! :) - Alliecat 11:12, 30 September 2008 (CDT) (enjoy the edit summary)

I bet he's a Mexican or even worse, a negro. He's never said anything racist against black people... Hagger 11:52, 30 September 2008 (CDT)

Lol. — Grawp 11:54, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

I lol'ed at Haggers comment. Hiwhispees 15:13, 30 September 2008 (CDT)

Why the fuck does he delete this? If he'd said it's a load of bullshit then we may believe him. Now everybody will think it's true. Even the wikipedos. Hagger 19:05, 30 September 2008 (CDT)

Lol, that wasn't me. + 19:28, 30 September 2008 (CDT)

Yah, well Grawp dished out his own dox some time ago (didn't we all :/ ) & probably didn't figure on becoming this legendary figure that we see before us today. Then has has to go and get his knickers in a twist over the whole thing, thus showing that they, indeed, must be his dox. Duh!! Oh, and grawp - quit vandalizing my userpage with the goatse template; that's seriously old meme - Alliecat 19:58, 30 September 2008 (CDT)

Wait a minute! Several days ago some wikipedo got banned on ED, then the dox started to leak. Whole Wheat Toast 20:13, 30 September 2008 (CDT)

TenPoundHammer? Hagger 10:51, 1 October 2008 (CDT)

Apparently Grawp/Jarlaxle wants to hide from his past as one of the Top Ten Gayest RPG Characters of All Time. Though it certainly explains his tendency of his penis to end up in random male admins' anuses. -_- Krimpet 14:36, 1 October 2008 (CDT)

Oh hai ByAppointmentTo! Can we has buttsecks now please? I'm all lubed up :P Hagger 18:03, 1 October 2008 (CDT)

Could be TenPoundHammer. Whole Wheat Toast 18:29, 1 October 2008 (CDT)

That just proves you're a nigger. If you were white, you would've said something racist to black people. As you're a nigger, you insulted racists (white people). Hagger 13:10, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

Just for the record

There's a person with the alleged name of Jarlaxle living in Lakewood who seems to be a real person, who graduated in 2007 from high school according to this. DrizztDoUrden 19:28, 1 October 2008 (CDT)

Protip: Don't re-use the obscure D&D related name of one of your admitted cockpuppets as your MySpace account name. gg, Jarlaxle. :) Krimpet 23:33, 1 October 2008 (CDT)

Hehe, caught, this time you can't blame me JDH ;) ...--Comet 00:07, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

His dox are still all over TOW. Though I've baleeted some of them (I take privacy seriuzly), all the admins over there are digging through them as we speak. I'd say he needs to get that shit oversighted, *coff* but what do I know? The primary reason why his dox got out at all was because ByAppointmentTo announced on WR that NawlinWiki had connected the two accounts and that got the others digging. Nice one, BaT :) - Alliecat 00:33, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

Don't believe me? User:Alison deletes Grawp's dox on TOW; "Contains non-public personal information". Yet Grawp has no problems using my full name in his edit summaries. Talk about epic fuckin' lulz - Alliecat 00:33, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

Why is Grawp removing this section all the time? It's not like these are his real dox .... right? <_< - Alliecat 01:17, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

And I mean all the time - lollerz. BTW, I'm not Jack Merridew, I'm Alison, yeh? - Alliecat 02:34, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

Socking now to baleet this section, tsk. Gotta wonder - Alliecat 02:42, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

lol ByAppointmentTo, he can be blamed for everything. Speaking of BAT what is his latest sock puppet here? --lateral ^|talk| 02:34, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

I kinda lost track somewheres. He's got more sockies here than on TOW - Alliecat 02:42, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

Its Austin Kincaid I believe :) ..--Comet 03:15, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

Austin Kincaid was banned long time ago. I think it's User:Card Crusher now or something like that. Lolinnernets-✍ 10:43, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

Krimpet just created a user page on JarlaxleArtemis claiming he is Grawp about 12 hours ago. This is probably in response to what we've been discussing here. I don't like Wikipedia when they do shit like this. No professional website would release such information about people without their concent. Seems to me like it only happens, because Wikipedia is very personnal, so... you piss someone off... you gonna get raped. Hagger 12:40, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

It's not TOW that did it, it's Krimpet. If you're gonna bitch, bitch at the right target. Seems to me Grawp "edits" there too... does that mean TOW's responsible for his actions? GrapeJello 13:12, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

If TOW encounters misuse of sysop actions than they can desysop. 'Nuff said. Hagger 13:19, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

Why is ByAppointmentTo banned? I mean my first account is banned, but I just created a new one and sysops didn't do much. Hagger 10:40, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

Unfortunately on the net it seems reasonably hard to delete sensitive information (also because TOW gets scraped by thousands of crap mirrors). EnWikipedians claim they are just, equal, and edit for great encyclopedia, but in the end many of them do the same crap vandals do (probably even worse, because they are generally trusted blindly, just look at SlimVirgin, JzG, etc.), and while they say NO RL NAMES, they do have a TL;DR list of banned users with RL names associated with the accounts. I can only guess they do it because "HAHA I KNOW UR REAL NAME AND U DONT KNOW MINE CUZ I R KEWL CONCEALED SYSOP".

Hagger, you told you were Bsrboy on TOW: there's a Bsrboy account on commons with a problematic userpage and so far no one has deleted it... DrizztDoUrden 20:05, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

All you guys have to do is ask and I'll baleet it. Or Krimpet can - she's a commons admin, too :) - Alliecat 20:09, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

lololololol - is that your age, then, Hagger? That 'splains a lot!! - Alliecat 20:12, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

Your name is displayed prominently on your Wikipedia user page in enlarged, enbolded, and blue letters. — Grawp 22:13, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

So's yours, bub :) And your age, and your location. I have all the other details, too, as there was going to be a formal complaint made at one point. As for my dox, I can display my full name because Daniel Brandt put my dox on Hivemind already, so you can't unreveal that stuff. That doesn't give you carte blanche to fuck around with my RL name, as you're about to find out - Alliecat 22:42, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

Oh, and another thing; Brandt had to get my real dox from EURID - the only RIR that doesn't support anon domain escrow. He didn't even pick up on my fake dox, of which there are plenty, so that took a bit of effort. You, on the other hand, you liberally sprinkled your info all over teh internets, from TOW to MySpace and beyond. I even removed your pages on TOW to keep you out of trouble (BaT brought it to my attention) but it was all over the place already. Epic fail - Alliecat 22:54, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

And , Andrew Davis, you should stop to, because what happened to Molag Bal will happen to you, and you don't want that..do you ? ...--Comet 22:56, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

And Hagger, I've just deleted http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Bsrboy becuz you're just some zit-head kid with no life, and you don't need your dox getting out so easy. Next time - cop the fuck on and don't make userpages like that again, mm-kay? - Alliecat 01:29, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

Thanks, they refused to delete my userpage on Commons. My dox were released sometime ago, so nothing new to me. I had no idea you were a TOW sysop - just thought you were a random fag. Hagger 10:33, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

TOW sysop, checkuser, oversighter as it happens. And sysop on Commons. It's like this; I actually do care about folks' privacy over there, especially 15-year old kids (yeesh!) and baleeting pages like that and redacting names - even for vandals and trolls - transcends silly politics, y'know? I even did the same for your buddy Grawp there, though he thinks nothing of using Krimpet's dox for vandalism. Spot the problem ... - Alliecat 10:52, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

The problem is that you are wasting or "volunteering" your spare time even devoting your life to help an online encyclopedia, which is always watching your every action just waiting for you to slip up... then before you know it you get back stabbed. Sceptre and that other dude (one that looked like MBisanz) are classic examples. 'Nuff said. Hagger 11:13, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

When it stops being fun, I'll just go off and do something else. TOW is by far not my waking world. Yeah, I'm watched closely over there largely because I'm not a cabal player, and because I hang out on WR and now here :) But I'm largely untouchable because I don't mess around over there, have reasonable community support and I do an okay job. Fact is, though, I was trolling other places before you were even born but I got bored with that and moved on to other stuff. Same as you will, when you finally figure out that pagemove vandalism is lame and downright fuckin' boring. And you will. Social engineering aka trolling is way more fun :) - Alliecat 11:22, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

I do believe page moving is rather pointless. Takes a lot of time etc. I don't know if you know much about me, but I've only ever do page moving once and it wasn't on TOW. I prefer vandalising templates with Goatse on highly viewed pages. You can never get tired of a classic. Hagger 11:33, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

Meh, Hagger, page move vandalism was fun until 2006, when all the defenses were lowered. Right now they have put too many defenses, both on TOW and on "the rest of the library", so any vandalism which has a bright appearance will be shot immediately by bots or janitors.

On "wasting or volunteering your spare time": you were doing it in fact, no? Because in hobbies fun matters. Vandalism, editing normally, hanging out with friends, chatting on MSN, playing videogames, collecting plastic crap... no real difference in substance, you are using your free time without earning DINERO. But as long as you're having fun, AND you don't turn the hobby into a palliative drug, you can do it and good for you! This is a damn hobby and only guys like JzG or Urban Rose would let their head a-splode over all this.

CYL, i need to buy a washing machine for my wife with my rightly-earned dinero. DrizztDoUrden 15:03, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

Urban Rose is too hot for TOW. Can you please sign your posts on here gaise. Hagger 16:12, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

• lulz, I pretty much gave up on vandalism. I still do it once or twice but all this talk about it has made it unfun. My new time waster is /b/ where I vandalize sites on raids. Hiwhispees 08:53, 6 October 2008 (CDT)

• You, sir, need a PS3. I only use /b/ for meatpuppetry, but I pick up on the "language" or "culture" of /b/.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Everytime I try to move a page on the English Wikipedia, it says "Error: could not submit form." — Grawp 00:26, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

BAWWWWWW!!! - Alliecat 00:33, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

Ah, it seems to have stopped. — Grawp 01:09, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

Weird, the ɕ character was causing some sort of error. It was preventing page moves, even though it’s not blacklisted. — Grawp 02:45, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

Post a report on Buzilla and Brion will fix it for ya; "My pagemove vandalism isn't working for certain unicode sets" - Alliecat 02:48, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

That’s okay, I got around it easily by simply not using it. — Grawp 02:48, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

Wikimeetup in LA

Hey Jeremy! I guess there's a Los Angeles area TOW meetup coming up soon... were you planning on attending? I figure you do more editing there than most of the other users. I thought it'd be nice if a few of us could welcome you to the group. Hope to see ya there! GrapeJello 03:31, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

They'd probably kill you. Believe me, Wikipedos (moar like asspies amirite?) when they're angry and about to kill you is not a pretty site. Unless it's MBisanz... in which case, I'd lol. Hagger 11:20, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

Active Wiki with 1 inactive sysop

Forget the Franchise is a shitty little wiki that really needs some Grawping. One sysop and no banned users! A wiki like that makes me want to puke. Not even faggot spambots have raided this site. BarneyBot 19:43, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

Is it just me or is there no recent changes page? Hagger 10:38, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

It's just you, and it's not in the sidebar. Click here - Alliecat 10:57, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

Sorry, I'm a bit braindead today. Instead of creating an account called "Hagger" I called it "bsrboy". What the shit? Hagger 11:15, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

Let's keep moving already-moved pages to other titles to really fuck up the wiki owners, then paste the goatse table over all the redirects until the owner leaves. BarneyBot 21:47, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

To make it quicker and to get moar than one Goatse table in each redirect, create a template (Template:Goatse for example) with about 10 goatse tables. Then go round to all the redirects and replace the content of the page with {{subst:Goatse}}. Hagger 06:25, 4 October 2008 (CDT)

Lol, check this

Can some Dutchfag translate this?--Card Crusher 13:03, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

Looks like someone copypasta'd the article on Hagger on it. Hagger 13:23, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

Hey guiz, I’m a Wikipedia sysop

[26] — Grawp 22:07, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

How did you do that? BarneyBot 06:53, 4 October 2008 (CDT)

That's old news. When you move a semi-protected page the new page gets protected. Inquisition Whispers 07:17, 4 October 2008 (CDT)

Epic fat guy fail. Hagger 07:37, 4 October 2008 (CDT)

It was always like that, but it never used to make a log. — Grawp 21:13, 4 October 2008 (CDT)

What. Whole Wheat Toast 21:53, 15 October 2008 (CDT)

Gary King

This user is a fucking freak. Hagger 12:02, 4 October 2008 (CDT)

On the removing of the "past life" / jarlaxleartemis part

On the removing of the "past life" / jarlaxleartemis part... if you don't want it, you should restore the JarlaxleArtemis article as it was made a redirect here even though there's not been much evidence Jarlaxle is the same person as Grawp. Ritegroic 01:34, 9 October 2008 (CDT)

He needs to stop redacting his "real" name from the log screenshits he's uploading, so. Epic fail and a classic case of self-pwnage. That so needs to be kept in there and poor Grawpster feels the INTENSE NEEEED to, y'know, make it all go away - Alliecat 01:34, 9 October 2008 (CDT)

Senator Palpatine

Lol, what the fuck is this about? — Grawp 21:15, 9 October 2008 (CDT)

It's you, pal, and you've been pwnt. Epically. 110% hit, with three checkusers. Busted and busted hard. Now *that* is truly epic fail - Alliecat 21:27, 9 October 2008 (CDT)

What's odd is that the account does not appear to have done a single thing wrong on it. I'd be tempted to think that the account might just share an ISP with Jarlax or Grawp, but maybe it switched IP ranges tons of times and had many mutiple direct IP matches with close time ranges. Though why this account took until now to be caught, who knows. Another question is whether the original Grawp maybe did a little bit of vandalism and quit long ago to be replaced by imitators and if Grawp on ED is even the same person as the original Grawp and if Jarlax was the original Grawp or just an imitator. Ritegroic 04:00, 10 October 2008 (CDT)

You must see something in the checkuser, which makes you certain on it. I still don't think this can be Grawp, but you'd better be damned sure it is. I've never seen a checkuser, but if it's simply telling you that this account is on the same network or is using similar IPs to Grawp then that's not enough proof. This is a classic case of TOW failing. You're blocking a decent account. Alison, please tell me how you are helping Wikipedia by blocking the accout. Hagger 10:38, 10 October 2008 (CDT)

CheckUsers can also see your user agent. Also who cares, there are always more aspie automatons willing to run huggle. --lateral ^|talk| 15:22, 10 October 2008 (CDT)

Actually, I was a checkuser on two different wikis, and it could only tell what IPs accounts were using and vice versa. — Grawp 15:39, 10 October 2008 (CDT)

But Hagger, it's rather clear that most admins at TOW don't care much about content or editors , and only care about enforcing idiot rules, "you're a banned person - you can't edit" (except if you're a friend of "important" editors) just to give a meaning to their sysop flag (what would Norton do without viruses floating around...). It's a contradiction to "everyone can edit", and it would make more sense if "i banned you under this account - create another and STFU as much as possible if you want to edit normally". DrizztDoUrden 16:10, 10 October 2008 (CDT)

I completely agree with you. Just today, two images that I uploaded months ago on Commons were deleted stating "uploaded by banned user". I uploaded them way before I got banned and they were used in articles. Now the articles have shitty red links where the images used to be. Stupid Wikipedos, GTFO! Hagger 16:18, 10 October 2008 (CDT)

Wikipedia was originally based on what you do matters, who you are does not, and with this premise Senator Palpatine would have been left there undisturbed. But those days are long gone. The deletion of your two images qualify as "disrupting wikipedia to make a point" but no one will bother restoring them probably. DrizztDoUrden 16:31, 10 October 2008 (CDT)

Anyone remember Grawp vandalism on ED?

About six months before Grawp started, some time in 2007 about a month after the HTML goatse was made, I saw lots of ED vandalism and it was using this template, well I can't paste it here without it jacking up the page but it was the one with "This page brought to you by *** Grawp *** Got HAGGER?". I saw it, though it was awesome, and so I saved it. I then used it a couple times on Wikipedia and nobody was aware of Grawp at the time and just thought it was goatse. So yeah I think Grawp started his vandalism on ED. I don't remember any articles he hit on ED or I could get a diff. Ritegroic 13:04, 13 October 2008 (CDT)

Threats of violence

Due to the threats of violence posted (presumably by Grawp) on Luna Santin, Alison etc's talk pages within the past couple of days, the authorities have been informed apparently and Mike Godwin has agreed to provide as much data as is necessary to the relevant authorities. No joke.

Vandalising a website with HAGGER??? is one thing, whereas saying you're going to kill someone is quite another.--Powerhouse 17:29, 15 October 2008 (CDT)

"Hey, bitch, I know where you work and live. Let's just say you should keep a close eye on your children."

"I am going to rape your children and mutilate their dead bodies."

Yah, freakin' great :( Note that it's not me that reported this. I just view it as the pathetic attempts of our limp-dicked wonder, but a lot of other folks picked up on it, too.[27] Remind me again what happened to the last guy that threatened me and my kids? - Alliecat 17:53, 15 October 2008 (CDT)

How old are your children? Hagger 18:12, 15 October 2008 (CDT)

None of your damn business. Jesus fuck! - Alliecat 18:18, 15 October 2008 (CDT) (single digits, if you must know)

Single digits...

Eh, like I care. Wasn't me anyway. — Grawp 20:03, 15 October 2008 (CDT)

Then you'll be just fine! - Alliecat 20:09, 15 October 2008 (CDT)

Probably the Avril Vandal. Remember she used to make death threats towards NawlinWiki? Whole Wheat Toast 21:51, 15 October 2008 (CDT)

If Grawp or JarlyArtemis gets vanned and it gets in the news, that will bring in epic lulz! Ritegroic 00:02, 16 October 2008 (CDT)

I love you Grawp

<3 --Lulzercaust^molest 21:46, 15 October 2008 (CDT)

• Odd, Bjweeks said the same thing. — Grawp 23:00, 15 October 2008 (CDT)

• Where did Bjweeks say that? Ritegroic 23:35, 15 October 2008 (CDT)

I dunno Whole Wheat Toast 23:43, 15 October 2008 (CDT)

Umm, here - Alliecat 01:03, 16 October 2008 (CDT)

WTF? I think you mean here fucktards. Hagger 10:29, 16 October 2008 (CDT)

lol - epic fat guy ^__^ - Alliecat 10:56, 16 October 2008 (CDT)

Wikibooks

See this, this, and this. — Grawp 03:16, 17 October 2008 (CDT)

WhatPort:80

• Lol wut: http://whatport80.com/Main_Page
• http://whatport80.com/Grawp
• http://whatport80.com/index.php?title=Grawp&action=history
• http://whatport80.com/Special:Recentchanges

— Grawp 03:20, 17 October 2008 (CDT)

Looks like they've deleted your revisions without it appearing or reset the database. I can't see anything in the recent changes. Screenshot next time, yeah? Hagger 10:28, 17 October 2008 (CDT)

I didn't do anything there except post "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" on the main page's talk page. — Grawp 22:27, 17 October 2008 (CDT)

Lol wut.... Krimpet is biologically male and an attempting MTF transsexual?

Wikipedia Review thread. May not be visible to non-members, so here's what Krimpet says:

--Lull Watt 05:46, 19 October 2008 (CDT)

See also this thread.--Lull Watt 06:43, 19 October 2008 (CDT)

Erg, the disgusting freak. So Krimpet is actually a male. Also, I created an account on Wikipedia Review yesterday, but it won’t let me log back in today. — Grawp 22:20, 19 October 2008 (CDT)

Hagger blacklist

I just posted on /b/ requesting them to vandalise NawlinWiki's user talk page in a similar way to my brother. The request was as follows:

For great justice and epic lulz go to http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:NawlinWiki&action=edit and replace the content with [[NAWLINWIKI'S TINY BLACK PENIS EJACULATES SEMEN OVER HAGGER'S PULSATING ANUS]] then click save page! Please don't write anything in the edit summary. Back-up required /b/ - I'm counting on you!

However when the /b/tard made the edit he didn't add the square brackets to make it show up in red. Is this because he's a tard or is it because the word "Hagger" has been blacklisted from linking? Hagger 07:17, 19 October 2008 (CDT)

Why the fuck do you want NawlinWiki to fuck you in the ass? — Grawp 22:20, 19 October 2008 (CDT)

NawlinWiki is a pedophile. He is chasing after me whilst masturbating and, as a result, ejeculates his semen over my anus. Hagger 12:06, 23 October 2008 (CDT)

Probably thought the [[ were quote marks or something. Not everyone is familiar with Wikipedia. Inquisition Whispers 06:07, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

Stop fucking edit warring

Epic self-pwn

Comet/Allie, your version is shit. We have a seperate JarlaxleArtemis page for a reason.--Lull Watt 10:22, 19 October 2008 (CDT)

So? BTW - epic fail on WP:AN earlier today. At least it's trolling and not boring pagemove vandalism, so nice try ;) - Alliecat 23:22, 19 October 2008 (CDT)

Alliecat, if you really are Alison I think you should stop taunting the idiots over here. You are eroding your reputation on Wikipedia by assassinating with these briggins. Inquisition Whispers 06:12, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

She is Alison. Hagger 13:01, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

Of course - Alliecat 15:17, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

Baw, Alison still cares about you Grawp. Hagger 13:20, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

Someone has to look after Grawp's dox, seeing as he's failing at doing it himself. BaT asked for oversight on his dox, clever dude, but Grawp never saw fit to do same (it's back to that massive ego again). Now, guess who's dox are a public joke - Alliecat 15:17, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

Commons is a bitch. They refuse to delete shit, so you have to do it in the end. I still have other shit on there, as well, which you won't delete. Also, JarlaxleArtemis's user page is still there along with images saying "Jeremy Hanson" (epic fail). But what's really epic is that he's not blocked, LOL. Please don't block him, though. Hagger 15:41, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

Email me your dox pages here, and I'll nuke them. You're only 15 and don't need this kind of fail following you around on the internets for the rest of your days. Point them out and I'll see they're gone. Grawp will have to ask for himself - Alliecat 15:44, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

Who the hell was this?

[28] ? -@12:54, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

Epic fat guy. Hagger 13:06, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

"He is a very naughty boy, that's who!" - Alliecat 15:16, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

That was me :) BarneyBot 19:17, 5 November 2008 (CST)

Are you the Disney Vandal? Hagger 10:32, 6 November 2008 (CST)

No, I am not BarneyBot 07:27, 8 November 2008 (CST)

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Why the goddamn hell do you you faggots keep changing the opening template? Each version says practically the same fucking thing. The only real difference I can see is that Grawp's version has a flashing police gif in it. Is there any real reason you fags are keeping this shit up? Because I'm fucking sick of seeing petty edit wars over the dumbest little shit. Stop this faggotry now. Also, what's the deal with the other shit on this page that's under controversy? ~ endedrural _(talk) 18:00, 20 October 2009 (CDT)

The edit war has nothing to do with the police thingy. It's because it also contains Grawp's IRL dox. Grawp doesn't want it on the article, but he's making it worse by edit waring, because now you know! Hagger 13:09, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

Basically Grawp is being a bitch because he doesn't want people to know that he was once a positive contributor to TOW. Also under that old username he foolishly released his real name and high school, which however are not included in this article. --lateral ^|talk| 14:09, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

• Related to Chris Hansen?--Lulzercaust^molest 14:13, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

  • Of course. Hagger 15:08, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

More to the point, he doesn't want his fail to appear anywhere on ED, as his MASSIVE EGO would instantly implode, along with the known universe. In short; he's vain ;) - Alliecat 15:12, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

In short, you're an ugly catholic slut. Hagger 15:42, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

Hey watchit! I'm not Catholic ^__^ - Alliecat 15:44, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

Do I win? Hagger 18:29, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

Nice try Alison, but you forgot this. I'm sure he will appreciate the sentiment, though! Hagger 18:46, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

Whatev. You still luze - Alliecat 18:49, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

Nope. I get epic win, because it made me laugh out loud, /b/tards had a little bit of enjoyment, Smalljim doesn't give a shit, wikipedos had to revert the edits (fail) and you had to protect the page (epic fail). So... I win, you lose? I look forward to playing again tonight. Your place or mine? Hagger 11:09, 21 October 2008 (CDT)

I notice people saying "User:Miss Anne Thrope" is Alison. I don't think it's Alison or BAT. Though I don't want to speculate on who the user is so just saying I don't think it's either of those two. Ritegroic 03:35, 21 October 2008 (CDT)

In the JarlaxleArtemis article, I highlighted how Grawp was once a positive contributor to TOW with info on his most positive edits. Ritegroic 03:53, 21 October 2008 (CDT)

lolololololol so Grawp is a niggerjew named Guy Fawkes who lives in Long Schlong? And I thought I was bad. Have you guys found my dox yet? C'mon at least find out my name. Oh no lol you cant, because alison halped me. Hiwhispees 09:50, 21 October 2008 (CDT)

Happy to oblige, señor! DrizztDoUrden 18:00, 23 October 2008 (CDT)

Is Grawp really negroid?

Is Grawp really negroid? I've never heard of a black person interested in lots of dungeons and dragons and also Jews as a race are not negroid. They're either white or brown-skin semetic, but not negroid. When someone of negroid descent joins an Abrahamic religion they either are Christian-based or Muslim. Maybe Grawp will say. Ritegroic 15:12, 21 October 2008 (CDT)

Grawp's not Jewish. Here are some stats of his town. Hagger 16:44, 21 October 2008 (CDT)

How can you be so sure about him not being Jewish? Demographics mean nothing. Unless Hitler rules that town and killed all the Jews there, then there are some Jews there. Ritegroic 23:51, 21 October 2008 (CDT)

According to the last census (2001), there were three Jews in my town. Hagger 11:21, 22 October 2008 (CDT)

What I would really like to know is why he be such an unmitigated faggot? Mr. Grawp seems to be followed by AIDS and fail wherever he goeth and whenever he be pwneth, which be often indeed, sirs, he can only do the talkpage vandalthing. Have he teh thoopid? - Miss Anne Thrope 00:46, 22 October 2008 (CDT)

What I would really like to know is why Miss Anne Thrope talks like a total fucking dumbass. — Grawp 00:52, 22 October 2008 (CDT)

Kind sir, you do well to research that which is the misanthrope, and do not taunt happy fun ball. I bid you good day - Miss Anne Thrope 00:56, 22 October 2008 (CDT)

Zounds! I realize from the perusal of your own wikipage, that you also speak the "dumbass" as you people are wont to say. Verily, we are kindred souls - Miss Anne Thrope 00:58, 22 October 2008 (CDT)

Whats with all the newfags coming along. Hiwhispees 11:34, 22 October 2008 (CDT)

Looks like the work of epic fat guy. Hagger 12:36, 22 October 2008 (CDT)

I agree. Krimpet's a transsexual male trying to turn female. Born in SW Philadelphia on August 2, 1988, as Francis S. Rogers, Jr., he now goes by the name "Francine Rogers." Undergrad in computer science at Rochester Institute of Technology, NY. Domain: nutmeg.ws 21:16, 22 October 2008 (CDT)

Grawp

Dude, what are you trying to test? Don't you have enough sockpuppets already? ~ endedrural _(talk) 05:50, 22 October 2009 (CDT)

Don't you have enough porn to fap? Also noting that Lisa Ann is going to do a porn shot dressed as Sarah Palin. Oh shiiiiiiii. Hagger 12:38, 22 October 2008 (CDT)

I agree. Endedrural is a faggot. Krimpet's a transsexual male trying to turn female. Born in SW Philadelphia on August 2, 1988, as Francis S. Rogers, Jr., he now goes by the name "Francine Rogers." Undergrad in computer science at Rochester Institute of Technology, NY. Domain: nutmeg.ws 21:17, 22 October 2008 (CDT)

Tits and a penis? Oh shiiiiiiiiii Hagger 10:53, 23 October 2008 (CDT)

Pwning niggers

I didn't know that Grawp was a boxer? Check out this link. If you read the words on the boxing glove, it says "GRAWP". Hagger 17:52, 30 October 2008 (CDT)

I'll just leave this here

Don't say I never gave you anything.

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 ^»»W^hat 11:25, 12 November 2008 (CST)

Lol, your IP address is 208.101.35.52? Hagger 12:03, 12 November 2008 (CST)

No, it is not. Not even close. What led you to make that conclusion?

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 ^»»W^hat 22:59, 12 November 2008 (CST)

What a strange place, and what a strange person. Either way, that site (before it got HAGGER'd) seems to just contain mostly scrapings from TOW, and they have seriuz GFDL compliance issues. Chances are, some bigwig from TOW is going to ask them to deal with that, and soon. What's the deal with that wiki and what's the beef with ED?? - Alliecat 15:10, 12 November 2008 (CST)

Instead of "asking them to deal with it" like the boring beureacratic fucks that you are, why don't you just vandalise the living shit it out of it. Even Jimbo can join in. That's the way the internets work. Hagger 15:58, 12 November 2008 (CST)

Because it's fucking boring, that's why; vandalism is fucking pointless an' all that, esp. on small wikis. As for TOW - it's not like I'm doing anything there these days, so why bother? - Alliecat 16:06, 12 November 2008 (CST)

You're doing moar than I am. Actually, I made my first edit to TOW today in like months. Why are proxies hard blocked and are there any that aren't hard-blocked? Hagger 16:44, 12 November 2008 (CST)

Alison: see here, starting with "Appeal for Block #26889". Something just irked me about this asstard and then I stumbled upon his/her/its wiki and knew what had to be done. Flaming him/her/it, while satisfying, just wasn't enough.

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 ^»»W^hat 22:59, 12 November 2008 (CST)

HAGGER???????????????????????

--Rape Machine 18:22, 15 November 2008 (CST)

I already saw this, and it is fail. — Grawp 00:03, 16 November 2008 (CST)

Please do this...for the lulz

Please go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lionsgate_Home_Entertainment and replace the entire contents of the page with "Kajsa Vikman is an idiot!"

Why don't you just ask 4chan to do it? — Grawp 00:04, 16 November 2008 (CST)

Because he's a n00b. Hagger 16:21, 16 November 2008 (CST)

Epic lulz

I enjoy finding random incidents of lulzy vandalism on TOW left by you (or on behalf of). However, the epic lulz derives purely from knowing you're a butthurt chronic masturbating fucktard who just needs his ass beat. Have fun chaffing. AnalogMunk 22:12, 16 November 2008 (CST)

lol uncyclopedia lol grawp's now a nigga

       YO CHECK DIS SHIT. GRAWP IZ A FUCKIN OG YO. ALL MA NIGGAZ AGREE DAT GRAWP IZ MAD PIMPIN. DEY SAY GRAWP GOT A BIG DICK I HERD FROM ONE OF MA HOEZ DAT SHIT IZ TRUE. GRAWP GOT ALL MA RESPECT FO REAL SON. GRAWP CAN ROLL WIT MA SQUAD ANY TIME. WE GOT GLOCKS AND MAC-10Z AND AKZ AND SHIT. WUTZ GOOD GRAWP HOLLA BACK AT YA BOY TYRONE WE GONNA BUST THAT WANNABE HAGGER WE GONNA ROLL UP ON HIZ CRIB LIKE DIPSQUAD KNOW WUT IM SAYING DAWG. HOLLA BACK HOMIE. 

       AIGHT YALL PEACE
 

--FuckTard 04:54, 25 November 2008 (CST)